This week on Summer House (S08E13), the men are extra ridiculous, and the women don’t let any of their BS fly. Between Carl wanting more softness and Kyle wanting to cage Amanda, it’s enough to make our blood boil. Again.Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get[...]
This is part 2 It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)! Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala. Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes[...]
This is part one!It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)! Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala. Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at[...]
It’s time for the cast trip on The Valley (S01E09) and everyone’s going except our mariposa Kristen. Too bad: she’s missing out on barfing, slapping, and other messy moments. Speaking of messy, standing ovation for Janet’s gays who put on the pantomime performance of the year.Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this[...]
*This is part 2*Summer House MV starts at around 25:40 On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take[...]
*This is part one of a two-part recap!*On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on.Grab tickets[...]
This week in Bravo news, RHOBH is filming and there are noobs and new splits. Tom Schwartz makes a block-y move on Jo right before the reunion airs, Bravo announces its renewed shows, and Andy Cohen is cleared of wrongdoing by…someone? We are live every other Monday on Instagram at 530 PST! Grab tickets for[...]
*This is part 2 of 2*The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E02) celebrates Nate’s brain surgery with a party down the shore, and the women gather in teams and vow to ignore each other the rest of the season. Who will win this cold war? And why is it Olivia? Grab tickets for our European[...]
*This is part 1 of a 2 parter*The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E02) celebrates Nate’s brain surgery with a party down the shore, and the women gather in teams and vow to ignore each other the rest of the season. Who will win this cold war? And why is it Olivia? Grab tickets for[...]
Poor Carl just can’t get any support this week on Summer House, at least that’s what he’s going to tell us over and over again until we believe it. Amanda tries to break the news to Kyle that she might possibly one day make a swimsuit and he sobs drunkenly and stomps around in a[...]
Janet tries to flex her power by withholding invites from Kristen and Zach to her baby bachelorette trip this week on The Valley. Little does she know that…well, the audience kinda hates her and will never forgive her for trying to ban empaths. Good luck with all this, lady! Grab tickets for our European tour[...]
*This is part 2*Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana? We have so many questions! What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at[...]
*This is part 1*Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana? We have so many questions! What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at[...]
On Below Deck (S11E14) a sprig of parsley is enough to cause a domino effect of drama. Plus, Fraser locks lips with a guest! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, an inflatable flamingo may end Simon and Bria.Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus[...]
*This is part 2*The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues? And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets[...]
*This is part one of a two-part recap*The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues? And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of[...]
On Summer House (S08E11) Carl can’t hide that his parents don’t support his engagement… but maybe that was his plan all along? Either way, there are so many awkward encounters with Lindsay this episode that we’re just barely recovering. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at[...]
*This is part 2*This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get[...]
This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes[...]
It’s a big week for relationship endings on Bravo as Whitney Rose is rumored to be leaving her man, Alexia was left by hers, and Michelle Lally finds a new guy. Jax and Brittany were let into the White House, casting rumors about RHOM and RHOBH scared us, and the RHONJ toxicity amps up before[...]
It’s time for the Vanderpump Rules (S11E14) cast trip, and this year it’s to beautiful, foggy San Francisco! Will a sea lion attack Sandoval? Will Schwartz injure himself on a mattress? And will Ariana’s boyfriend interact with the cast? Time will tell!Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European[...]
There’s a new chef this week on Below Deck (S11E13), and he’s just in time to be photographed for a lot of mid Influencers. Lucky guy! Also, Barbie cries about her bone-headed decisions to bone on TV, and Fraser wants to make his own boner head decision with a flirty guest. Grab tickets for the[...]
Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E06) celebrates couples weekend with a Freaknik party in the backyard and Summer has a meltdown over…no one really knows, but no Amazon box is safe. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get[...]
Carl has a pretty intense talk with a hot guy in a More Life shirt after this week’s Summer House alien party, and it just might mean the beginning of his relationship. Surely it’s not the whole “she expects me to work” thing. Also, this is the first time on Bravo we’ve seen anyone get[...]
*This is part two of a two-part recap!*Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do[...]
*This is part 1 of a two-part recap!*Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do[...]
*This is part 2Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all. Grab tickets[...]
Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all. Grab tickets for the Netflix[...]
Chef is on thin ice on Below Deck (S11E12), but some lobster grilled cheeses could be his undoing. Plus, sexytimes on the boat for some but not others. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus[...]
Not much happened on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E05), but Jasmine did announce that she’s pregnant! And Shanice sprained her ankle. And Preston wore a jockstrap while he ironed. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our[...]
The hilarious Michelle Collins drops by to talk Summer House, and then it’s on to the latest episode (S08E09) where Danielle and Gabby vie for a balloon artist. Meanwhile, Paige has a shocking change of allegiance, and Lindsay encourages Carl to, you know, get a job. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest[...]
On the latest Vanderpump Villa (S01E05), a group of single men descend on the chateau for a luxury weekend of roast beef and bocce. Meanwhile, Marciano does dishes. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus[...]
This is part 2 This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
This is part 1 of a two-parter recapThis episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
It’s a sexy unique sperm party on Vanderpump Rules (S11E12) as Lala crowdsources jizz for her future babeh. Meanwhile, Sandoval - the true victim of the season - reels from Rachel’s bombshells on “some” podcast. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap[...]
RHOP comes to its season's end with casting shakeups and pregnancy news, RHOBH loses Crystal, RHOSLC's Monica announces a new RealityVonTease member, Teresa and Luis show up to stalk TayTay, and RHOM's Todd leaves Alexia! We're live every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram @watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Below Deck’s Fraser is in a snit with Barbie, but will the Captain let him fire her when there’s a new charter full of royalty? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
*This is Part 2*We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace,[...]
We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up[...]
Summer House spends another week on Kyle whining and Amanda whining and Lindsay choosing her dream wedding dress even though her relationship is a mess. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
*This is part 2*The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at[...]
*This is part 2 of a two-part recapThis week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E11) Tom Schwartz hurts Jo’s feelings and then finds out Katie is dating the same girl he’s into. Most fascinating threesome EVER. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as[...]
This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E11) Tom Schwartz hurts Jo’s feelings and then finds out Katie is dating the same girl he’s into. Most fascinating threesome EVER. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes[...]
Jill Zarin’s reign of terror continues on Below Deck (S11E10), pushing Barbie and Fraser’s relationship to the breaking point. Plus, it’s a day off for partying, and a new stew shakes things up. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a[...]
On Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E03), Jasmine wants to bring Mariah back to the house, and Bria wants to bring back Phil. Not everyone is thrilled. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at[...]
On part two of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion (S08E20), Gizelle shares some tough updates while Candiace and Robyn give greater context to their feud..Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens [...]
This week on Summer House (S08E07), after ten years of friendship and ups and downs, Carl bestows Kyle with the very special title of… flower boy. Plus, Amanda really wants to move to New Jersey, and Paige has possibly the very best weekend of her entire life. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke[...]
*This is part 2The Valley (S01E03) launches us into drama from the first second and doesn’t let up until the credits. It’s a wild dinner party episode with allegations of homophobia, racism, and Republicanism! Yikes! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap[...]
*This is part 1*The Valley (S01E03) launches us into drama from the first second and doesn’t let up until the credits. It’s a wild dinner party episode with allegations of homophobia, racism, and Republicanism! Yikes! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap[...]
It’s a busy week on Crappy Hour Live as Porsha and Simon’s split gets nastier, Teddi and Wendy spar on X, Kyle baits us, and RHOP changes up its cast. Thanks for hanging out with us, and don’t forget to join us live every other Monday 5:30PM PST on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at[...]
This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E10), Ariana unleashes rage on Sandoval at two separate group outings. Meanwhile, Katie and Schwartz demonstrate that maybe their chemistry is still alive.Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes[...]
*This is part 2 of a two-part recap!A Real Housewives of New York OG descends upon Below Deck, and the results are extremely…Zarin. Get your aspirin ready, Jill Zarin is here. Now get some tuna made out of vegetables or suffer, peon! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our[...]
A Real Housewives of New York OG descends upon Below Deck, and the results are extremely…Zarin. Get your aspirin ready, Jill Zarin is here. Now get some tuna made out of vegetables or suffer, peon! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap[...]
Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E02) throws a Decades party where Shanice is dressed down for…dressing down. Can a poor girl catch a break? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E19) begins its three month reunion with fights from last season, and no one can take any accountability for anything. But don’t worry, cry-angles were formed! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and[...]
The house throws a NASCAR-themed party on Summer House (S08E06), but the real question is if Carl and Lindsay will wind up crossing the finish line. Plus, Amanda is miserable. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get[...]
On this week’s Vanderpump Rules, Katie doesn’t even have time to pout when she finds out that her ex swapped some spit with Scheana over a decade ago because Schwartz finds out that she did a little more with his “best friend” under a week ago. Whoops. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke[...]
On this week’s Vanderpump Rules, Katie doesn’t even have time to pout when she finds out that her ex swapped some spit with Scheana over a decade ago because Schwartz finds out that she did a little more with his “best friend” under a week ago. Whoops. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke[...]
Jax tries again to ruffle Kristen’s feathers (ca-caw!) on The Valley, and it just might work this time at his circus themed guy’s night. Two carnival themes in a row. Fit for a clown. Let’s get to the dunk machine! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour[...]
Below Deck hits the rocks with two crew down and three crew in a triangle. The only industry in the world where people will fight over Ben. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes[...]
This is part 2 of our Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E01) recap. We’re back for a second season, and the dynamics have shifted for season 2. Silas is gone, Jasmine is on the outs, and Summer has a beef with Alex. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European[...]
Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E01) is back, and the dynamics have shifted for season 2. Silas is gone, Jasmine is on the outs, and Summer has a beef with Alex. Plus, crustaceans everywhere! This is a two-part recap. Keep an eye on our feed for part 2! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke[...]
Welcome back to part 2 of our Real Housewives of Potomac recap (S08E18). The season finale ends with a wild scene from Mia and Gordon. We’re still processing! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus[...]
*This is part 1 of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E18) ends with a wild scene from Mia and Gordon. We’re still processing! This is a two parter. Keep an eye out for part 2 in our feed! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour[...]
The gang camps out in the backyard on Summer House (S08E05), Craig returns to the show, and Lindsay reveals some very personal information about Carl. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
It’s here! The Valley (S01E01) made it’s big premiere, and as expected, it’s full of wretched people making each other miserable. So, in other words, we liked it! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus[...]
Jax makes a waxy-faced return to Vanderpump Rules (S11E08) in order to give Sandoval some “tough love” but also to spin off his new show. Plus, thankless assistant Anne cleans up a sticky party. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as[...]
We’re back with Below Deck recaps, and what a week to return. Brace yourselves for lots of instability, some very predictable goodbyes, and a very drunken bosun breakdown. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus[...]
This week in Bravo news: RHOA firings, Olivia not coming back to Southern Charm, Jo hate on PumpRules, The Valley premiere coming up Tuesday, and listener reactions to Summer House opinions. Join us every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram Live! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Housewives of Potomac offers up a fashion show with fashions that could only have been designed by Ashley and Gizelle, and a muppet from the past comes back to fight with Candiace. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a[...]
Carl and Lindsay waste another of their friends’ weekends by making everyone listen to them roll around in their terrible relationship. Is Carl high? Is Lindsay drunk? Does anyone really care? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and[...]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its reunion month by finally telling us…nothing at all. Actually, Kyle tells us her life is none of our f-ing business as Sutton faints from an esophageal malfunction…or something. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap[...]
*This is part 2 of a two-part recap* Vanderpump Rules S11E07 is still on its Sandoval redemption journey, and this time he is armed with pink ice cream on Barbie week to prove how into feminism he is. Also, we get some Jo in our lives. Buckle up. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a[...]
*This is part 1 of a Two-part recap*Vanderpump Rules S11E07 is still on its Sandoval redemption journey, and this time he is armed with pink ice cream on Barbie week to prove how into feminism he is. Also, we get some Jo in our lives. Buckle up. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke[...]
The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E20) wrapped up its chaotic and hilarious reunion with a musical moment that’s both instantly forgettable and totally memorable. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
The Traitors finale (S02E111) had us screaming at the TV. So good but also so frustrating. Another triumphant season in the can. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
Lindsay and Carl patch things up on Summer House (S08E03), but the cracks still remain as Carl reveals his big career plans - or lack thereof. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at[...]
*This is part two of a two-part recap!* Part two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E19) reunion sees Kyle snapping at Sutton, Garcelle walking back insinuations, and Kathy Hilton entering the building. Fun! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this[...]
*This is part one of a two-part recap!* Part two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E19) reunion sees Kyle snapping at Sutton, Garcelle walking back insinuations, and Kathy Hilton entering the building. Fun! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a[...]
**This is part two of a two-part recapThe Vanderpump Rules gang is still in Tahoe for Sandovals bs redemption arc, and he can’t keep his mask on for two seconds. LaLa has it out with Tom, Brock wears more tiny panties, and Scheana snot sobs over a lost friendship with PayPal bennies. Enjoy! Grab tickets[...]
**This is part one of a two-part recapThe Vanderpump Rules gang is still in Tahoe for Sandovals bs redemption arc, and he can’t keep his mask on for two seconds. LaLa has it out with Tom, Brock wears more tiny panties, and Scheana snot sobs over a lost friendship with PayPal bennies. Enjoy! Grab tickets[...]
Cesie and Angela from The Bravo Docket Podcast join us to talk about the legal trouble surrounding Bravo. Leah's suing them, Rachel's suing Tom and Ariana, and Brandi's making formal sexual harassment claims. In other very serious news, Brittany leaves beer cheese partner, Lala gets preggers, and Kyle gets a new love tat. Grab tickets[...]
**This is part 2**Time for the most important awards show of the year, The Golden Crappies! Get your ballgowns on and your limos gassed up, because we’re honoring the best and worst that Bravo had to offer this year. Thanks to everyone who came, who streamed and who celebrated with us! Grab tickets for the[...]
**This is part 1**Time for the most important awards show of the year, The Golden Crappies! Get your ballgowns on and your limos gassed up, because we’re honoring the best and worst that Bravo had to offer this year. Thanks to everyone who came, who streamed and who celebrated with us! Grab tickets for the[...]
It’s part two of the Real Housewives of Miami reunion and Alexia is coming for Larsa, who sits back in her crown and reminds us all that her boyfriend is the son of a guy who’s very very famous ok? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour[...]
One of our faves departs the castle, but not before being forced into a game involving a dirty pond. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
Well, the Lindsay Carl breakup on Summer House is no longer a mystery: they’re both miserable. Will they be able to outdo Kyle and Amanda on the sad couple scale? Let’s find out! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a[...]
*This is part 2 of a two-part recap*Time for the first part of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, and Dorit is in the hot seat. Thankfully, her outfit is too hilarious to stay mad at for too long. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour[...]
*This is part 1 of a two-part recap*Time for the first part of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, and Dorit is in the hot seat. Thankfully, her outfit is too hilarious to stay mad at for too long. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour[...]
We imagined Tom taking the Broadway stage for the 2024 Golden Crappies with the ultimate, Most Extra man victim song of the year: "I'm Just Ken" from the Barbie Movie. Here's the not Tony or Grammy Award winning single from the show. Enjoy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*This is part 2 of a two-part recapNo one wants to hang out with Sandoval on Vanderpump Rules (S11E05), but Lisa’s wolfy restaurants don’t promote themselves. So, it’s off to Tahoe for an awkward group trip full of sledgehammers, bee stings, and Brock in a kimono. Is this the first step towards Sandoval re-entering the[...]
*This is part one of a two-part recapNo one wants to hang out with Sandoval on Vanderpump Rules (S11E05), but Lisa’s wolfy restaurants don’t promote themselves. So, it’s off to Tahoe for an awkward group trip full of sledgehammers, bee stings, and Brock in a kimono. Is this the first step towards Sandoval re-entering the group?[...]
A trip to the Dominican Republic on The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E14) sees the ladies playing more sassy games than ever before. Ashley winds up singing, Karen gives us TMI, and Mia gets caught up in another ridiculous lie. Meanwhile, over on Below Deck (S11E04), (around 42:00 minute mark) Fraser and Barbie continue to[...]
Dan’s stink continues to haunt Phaedra with another nail-biting episode of The Traitors (S02E09). Has our girl reached the end of the line? Or will she squeak by another week? It’s not looking good! And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap[...]
The Real Housewives of Miami season finale (S06E17) offers emotional moments, passionate fights, and one itinerant pig. In other words, we’re gasping, crying, and laughing all at once it seems. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get[...]
It’s the season premiere of Summer House (S08E01)! Sam and Chris are gone, West and Jesse are in, and Kyle now has a big banana named Mon. But some things never change: Kyle and Amanda are still miserable, Lindsay are Carl are still pretending to be happy, and Ciara still loves a tall king. Oh,[...]
Welcome back to part 2 of our recap. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E17) concludes with an extravagant - and sort of strange - white party at SoFi Stadium. And then afterwards, it’s the moment we’ve all been anticipating: Kyle and Mo’s separation. This is part 1 of a two part recap. Grab tickets[...]
This is part 1 of a two-part recap*The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E17) concludes with an extravagant - and sort of strange - white party at SoFi Stadium. And then afterwards, it’s the moment we’ve all been anticipating: Kyle and Mo’s separation. This is part 1 of a two part recap. Grab tickets for[...]
Welcome back to part 2 of a two-part recap!The cast grapples with whether or not to show grace to Tom Sandoval after Lisa makes an impassioned plea on behalf of his mental health. Plus, James throws his first pool party and later receives a heartwarming surprise. And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke[...]
*This is part 1 of a two part recapThe cast grapples with whether or not to show grace to Tom Sandoval after Lisa makes an impassioned plea on behalf of his mental health. Plus, James throws his first pool party and later receives a heartwarming surprise. And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke[...]
On this week’s Crappy Hour Live, we discuss Larsa and Marcus’ PR breakup stunt, Erika Jayne’s Hulu documentary, breaking up with a real housewife, and Bethenny’s war against Ziplock…plus all the latest news on @bravotv. We’re live every other Monday at 5:30 PM on Instagram Live and our YouTube Channel @watchwhatcrappens To watch the video version[...]
RHOP goes on vacation and then on Below Deck (recap starts at 22:16 minutes) Fraser isn’t playing with Barbie and the Chef has put everyone on an unrequested diet. Is revolt far behind? To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets[...]
This week on The Traitors (S02E08), it seems like the Faithful might be getting a bit smarter, so it’s up to Phaedra to choose a new Traitor to murrrrrrder everyone who stands in her way. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And[...]
Larsa’s relationship is put under a microscope when Michael Jordan questions it on this week’s Real Housewives of Miami, and it cuts. It’s cuts real deep. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024[...]
It’s the penultimate episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ season, and not much is going on so let’s watch Annemarie serve everyone cheap champagne and bring a conclusion to her 8.5 rated storyline for the season. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to[...]
Welcome back to part 2 of our Vanderpump Rules (S11E03) recap. Tom Sandoval confides in Lisa about his dark times and then tries to worm his way back into the group by crashing See You Next Tuesday at SUR. Plus, New Scheana has a very Y2K fashion moment in the back alley with Tom. To[...]
Tom Sandoval confides in Lisa about his dark times and then tries to worm his way back into the group by crashing See You Next Tuesday at SUR on Vanderpump Rules (S11E03). Plus, New Scheana has a very Y2K fashion moment in the back alley with Tom. This is a two part recap. Stay tuned[...]
We’re only one episode into Below Deck (S11E02) and things are already going to crap. The stews are fighting, the bosun is in a fog, and the guests are infecting the hot tub. This can only mean one thing: it’s gonna be a good season! To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s[...]
Things start looking bad for a certain player this week on The Traitors, so the producers step in and save them with ye ole cleansing fire. It’s all very Biblical. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming[...]
Things start looking bad for a certain player this week on The Traitors, so the producers step in and save them with ye ole cleansing fire. It’s all very Biblical. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming[...]
The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E15) resumes with the most chaotic gondola ride in human history, followed by a gay pride celebration (natch), and finally Kiki baring her soul to Lisa, who, unsurprisingly, is awful about it! To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House trailer bonus episode, go[...]
On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E15), Sutton spreads Merce’s ashes - mainly on the other women - and then everyone attempts some flamenco dancing because… Spain! To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024[...]
Welcome back to part 2 of our Vanderpump Rules recap (S11E02). Sandoval makes his big return just in time for his birthday party. But the real star is his assistant Ann, who must balance between his social calendar and Ariana’s emo night plans. Grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17[...]
Sandoval makes his big return to Vanderpump Rules (S11E02), just in time for his birthday party. But the real star is his assistant Ann, who must balance between his social calendar and Ariana’s emo night plans. This is part 1 of a two parter. Grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb[...]
On this week’s Instagram Live chat, we discuss Kandi leaving RHOA, the Summer House/RHONY/Southern Hospitality love triangle, RHOBH reunion gossip, the Traitors, and rumors that a certain city might be given another chance. Join us live every other Monday on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s[...]
Below Deck returns for its eleventh season with a new captain and some really horny swinger guests from Texas. Will their constant boners be the death of ours? To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for[...]
A renegade tries the wrong Housewife on this week’s episode of the Traitors. Will he be muuuuuurdered for it? To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee[...]
A boat ride turns into a juice box assault disaster on Real Housewives of Miami when Lisa loses her shizz because people ask her not to feed the local dogs by tossing chicken into the water. Yes. This is actually what this episode is about, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. To watch[...]
*This is part two of a two-part recap*The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E14) are still in Spain. Crystal has a blood pressure freakout, Erika gets snockered after a day of praying, and Sutton throws a dinner party with her dead dance teacher. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s[...]
*This is part one of a two-part recap* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E14) are still in Spain. Crystal has a blood pressure freakout, Erika gets snockered after a day of praying, and Sutton throws a dinner party with her dead dance teacher. To watch the video version of this recap and for this[...]
**This is part 2 of a two-part recap**Vanderpump Rules returns for season 11 and there’s brand new melancholy music, a sad man alone with his plants, and a lot of people trying to figure out how they’re supposed to like each other all the sudden. To watch the video version of this recap and for[...]
Vanderpump Rules returns for season 11 and there’s brand new melancholy music, a sad man alone with his plants, and a lot of people trying to figure out how they’re supposed to like each other all the sudden. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go[...]
The Southern Hospitality (S02E07) kids head to Miami for their big trip, but there’s tension in the crew. Maddi hates everyone, Oishin is a sore sport, and Brad seeks BJ rumor redemption. At least Will doesn’t have a sling anymore!To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.[...]
The reality stars continue to run around like chickens with their heads cut off on The Traitors (S02EP05), which is appropriate because it’s all about wacky birds on this week’s episode. Plus, a familiar face returns to the castle. Then on Potomac Karen attempts to engineer a cast trip to Surrey county. Instead, a few[...]
The reality stars continue to run around like chickens with their heads cut off on The Traitors (S02EP05), which is appropriate because it’s all about wacky birds on this week’s episode. Plus, a familiar face returns to the castle. Then on Potomac Karen attempts to engineer a cast trip to Surrey County. Instead, a few of them do[...]
It’s off to Mexico City for The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E13) where Alexia and Larsa get into a Todd fight. Meanwhile, Marysol overheats, Kiki is horny, and Lisa tries to order a red velvet cake. Plus, Guerdy confronts Larsa at a performance art dinner with half naked waiters in bunny masks. To watch the[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E13) cast trip gets under way as the ladies head to Spain where they encounter a sexy chef, some small ghosts, and Annemarie’s questionable apology tour. It’s enough to make you hop out of a van and puke on the side of the road. To watch the video version[...]
*This is part two of a two-part episode*The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E19) concludes its three part season 4 Reunion with a flop of a burn hook and an equally as floppy shiner confession. Is anyone here to be believed, and is Monica gone for good? Fingers crossed for a Linda surprise. To[...]
*This is part one of a two-part episode*The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E19) concludes its three-part season 4 Reunion with a flop of a burn hook and an equally as floppy shiner confession. Is anyone here to be believed, and is Monica gone for good? Fingers crossed for a Linda surprise. To watch[...]
On this week’s Crappy Hour, we’re talking the end of #RHOSLC and the RealityVonTease fallout, Esophagate on #RHOBH, Rodrigo from Southern Charm’s nasty DMs, and all the #BravoTV news we can fit. Join us every other Monday at 5:30 PM PST To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go[...]
Below Deck Med ends a disastrous season with an attempt to ruffle Kye’s feathers by bringing back Natalya for one last appearance. Will it work? Let’s find out. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And don’t forget to grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies[...]
The Traitors (S02E04) got pretty intense this week when someone decided to try an f with the Real Housewives. Will this power alliance get destroyed before it’s even begun? We chat about Real Housewives of Potomac’s Mother’s Day Brunch and Robyn/Candiace sit down after the recap, at about 1hr 18 minute-mark. To watch the video[...]
Southern Charm (S09E17) ends its ninth season with a reunion finale that goes round and round the Austen carousel of douchery. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E12) takes us to another Homeless Not Toothless event, this time with the added pleasure of a one-season wonder arguing over someone else’s esophagus. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The second Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion episode (S04E18) welcomes Mary M. Cosby back to the reunion stage, but first: a good old fashioned staircase fight.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Peacock dropped the first three episodes of The Traitors US over the weekend, and we are fully obsessedah. For this episode we are catching up on what happened, talking about our favorite moments, and making predictions for the future. Needless to say: spoiler alert.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Oisin pulls back the curtain on his milky OnlyFans on this week’s Southern Hospitality (S02E05), and James Kennedy makes a cameo appearance to spin some records at a local coffee shop. At the 01:10:00 mark, we pivot over to Real Housewives of Potomac to check in on this week’s latest episode.Watch with Crappens on Demand[...]
On Real Housewives of Miami (S06E11) Marysol throws a shopping spree party and invites everyone but Nicole. Meanwhile, Lisa goes to a bank with Logan and teaches valuable life lessons.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Southern Charm season nine reunion (S09E16) kicks off with Shep confronting his waning value and Taylor outing Olivia’s most shameful secret. Plus, a lot of movie references from JT..Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It’s a touching episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E11) as Kyle pays tribute to her late friend, but that doesn’t mean there wasn’t still pettiness on display. Annemarie continues to keep Esophagusgate alive, which is… a choice.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Welcome back to our recap of RHOSLC (S04E17). After last week’s legendary Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale, we could not wait for the reunion, and this episode did not disappoint. We break down everything from Monica’s show application email to Lisa’s ring to Whitney’s dubious claims.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
After last week’s legendary Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale, we could not wait for the reunion, and this episode (S04E17) did not disappoint. We break down everything from Monica’s show application email to Lisa’s ring to Whitney’s dubious claims. It’s a two parter from us. Stick around for the second half of our[...]
They're dropping like anchors on Below Deck Med (S08E14) as the crew gets sick one after another. Not to be outdone, Kyle takes another turn around the lazy Susan and stays in bed all episode with a headache. Don't worry, he magically recovers when it's time to twerk. Will Captain Sandy write another autobiography about[...]
It’s a very mysteries somewhat solved-ish live sesh when we search for timeline truths in the Monica Fowler/Darnell/Garcia Real Housewives of Salt Lake City/RealityVonTease scandal. Join us with your tinfol hats and your TikTok sleuthing, we’re going in! For links to watch this recap as a Crappens On Demand Video, hear our Patreon bonuses, or[...]
The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac are spending their fifth month in Austin on tonight's celebration of drag and dragging. Robyn and Candiace try to make us care about yet another round of their arguing, Karen gets paintings done of her iconic fence self, and Juan is still choosing "laundry" over supporting his wife.[...]
We join forces with Steel and Shooter from the Brav Bros to discuss what might be coming up on the RHOSLC three part reunion and the current state of our mutual love, Bravo. Subscribe to the guys wherever you get your podcasts, follow them on Insta @brav_bros and grab tickets for their first live show[...]
Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY (S04E06) ends its season with a sexy disco party and some good ole fashioned Ramona on Service Worker abuse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*This is Part Two of a two part recap Southern Charm (S09E15) ends its season by trying to convince us one last time that Taylor is anything more than a pod person and fails. Fortunately, Austen is here to act despicably and try to push the little fella off a stool to give us a[...]
*This is Part One of a two-part recap Southern Charm (S09E15) ends its season by trying to convince us one last time that Taylor is anything more than a pod person and fails. Fortunately, Austen is here to act despicably and try to push the little fella off a stool to give us a nice bang-up[...]
The Real Housewives of Miami celebrate Mother’s Day, which turns into an all out crisis when Ana shows up and reminds everyone that Marsold is a rotting corpse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Dorit bounces off the walls of her bubble in this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries and calls everyone mean, and Sutton finally finds a man who’s into tiny esophaguses and karaoke. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out this week’s Patreon bonus episode about online shopping and our holiday[...]
Welcome back to part 2 of our recap. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (S04E16) was so riveting, so shocking, so unbelievable that we don’t know what to do with ourselves. Come join us in the Bermuda Triangle for this monumental hour of television. Put it in the Library of Congress! Watch[...]
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (S04E16) was so riveting, so shocking, so unbelievable that we don’t know what to do with ourselves. Come join us in the Bermuda Triangle for this monumental hour of television. Put it in the Library of Congress! This is part 1 of a 2 part[...]
Tensions rise on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E03) as Kelly accuses Kristen of being a “host.” Meanwhile, Luann grills Kelly for withholding access to NY Rangers games.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E02), Sonja invokes the B-word: Bethenny. Later, a bunch of bored waiters trudge into the villa and pretend to enjoy themselves.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*This is Part Four of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
*This is Part Three of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
*This is Part TWO of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
*This is Part One of a four part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
We’re checking in with the latest episodes of Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Miami with two mini recaps. First, the women confront Lisa about her Lenny-itis on RHOM. Then Taylor tries to apologize to Olivia on Southern Charm, and guess what? It doesn’t go well.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party. There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards. It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of. This is part two of a two part recap. Check out our feed for part 2!Watch with Crappens on[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party. There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards. It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of. This is part one of a two part recap. Stick around for part 2 dropping soon!Watch with Crappens on[...]
Picking up where we left off on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E15), the women corner Meredith about DMs, but she manages to turn the ship — or catamaran — around. Afterwards, Whitney remembers she needs to fight; so she tries it with Heather over exploitation of boudoir photos. This is part two of a[...]
Oh no! It’s the second to last Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E15) of the season! The women corner Meredith about DMs, but she manages to turn the ship — or catamaran — around. Afterwards, Whitney remembers she needs to fight; so she tries it with Heather over exploitation of boudoir photos. This is part one[...]
We start with a mini Below Deck Med catchup before diving into Southern Hospitality (S02E02) Recap, which starts at around 20 minutes in. Maddie can’t decide what to do about her possibly cheating boyfriend and his phone charging irresponsibility, Joey Marbles gets a mancrush, and Leva shows zero forgiveness. This week’s bonus episode is a[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E07) continue to find the loudest locations to shoot this week in Austin and Candiace has a cryangle fest at chickenpoo bingo. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E07) are in Palm Beach to help Lisa express her feelings through the sense of smell, and Marysol is accused of doing Marysol-like things. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules preview. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at[...]
*This is part two of a two part recap! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever[...]
*This is part one of a two part recap! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever[...]
Southern Charm (S09E13) is still partying on the beach this week and Shep and Austen are still yelling in circles trying to out douche each other. You both win! Taylor shocks everyone by standing up and finally admitting… This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get[...]
This is part two of a two-parter! AnneMarie ruffles some feathers at Sutton’s store celebration when she questions her esophageal strife on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E08). Luckily, Kim Richards is here to offer to color on the walls. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You[...]
AnneMarie ruffles some feathers at Sutton’s store celebration when she questions her esophageal strife on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E08). Luckily, Kim Richards is here to offer to color on the walls. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this[...]
Welcome back to part 2 of the recap. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E14) continues its chaotic trip to Bermuda. There’s a sweet breakfast, a heartbreaking twist, and of course a giant screaming match while everyone’s dressed like pirates.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E14) continues its chaotic trip to Bermuda. There’s a sweet breakfast, a heartbreaking twist, and of course a giant screaming match while everyone’s dressed like pirates. This is part one of a two-part episode. Keep an eye out for part 2!Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy[...]
This week in @bravotv News: #pumprules Trailer, Scheana and Schwartz make out goss, Guerdy being disinvited from Crystal’s, Morgan Wade showing up to Kathy Hilton’s, and all of your questions. #vanderpumprules #RHOBH #RHOM #SouthernCharm #WinterHouse Join us every other Monday at 530 PST here on Instagram Live! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy[...]
It’s part 2 of our Southern Hospitality (S02E01) recap. Leva is cracking down on drinking on the job, and she means business! That’s why she brought in Lea, a lady in a blazer, to NIP THINGS IN THE BUD. Watch out! Also, Maddie’s got a shovel!Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at[...]
It’s a Below Deck Med + Southern Hospitality double recap! First, we catch up on Kyle’s latest pity party on the yacht. Then on Southern Hospitality (S02E01), Leva is cracking down on drinking on the job, and she means business! That’s why she brought in Lea, a lady in a blazer, to NIP THINGS IN[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E06) continue their trip to Austen where they confront Robyn about Juan rumors, leading her to break down in a car. Plus, Karen threatens to take down the entire Apple corporation.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E06) heads to Palm Beach for aromatherapy tests and gay panic, but not before Julia finally sings her aria!Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Southern Charm cast trip to Jamaica (S09E12) gets predictably messy after a Page Six article re-opens some wounds that never closed in the first place.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Welcome back to part 2 of our recap! The latest dinner party from hell on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E07) concludes with more slurring, more accusations, and more low blows. It doesn’t seem like Kyle and Sutton’s friendship can come back from this… but that implies they were ever really friends in the[...]
The latest dinner party from hell on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E07) concludes with more slurring, more accusations, and more low blows. It doesn’t seem like Kyle and Sutton’s friendship can come back from this… but that implies they were ever really friends in the first place. This is a two part recap. [...]
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E13) finally leaves U.S. for its first ever international vacay. We learn you can take Meredith Marks out of the bath but not the bath out of Meredith Marks. It’s a slurry, petty mess in Bermuda - tinged with the usual friendship battles and a soupçon of Greek[...]
It’s all mops on deck when the new stew can’t handle her liquor her first night out in this week’s Below Deck Med (S08E11). Unfortunately, there aren’t many mops that aren’t napping because Luka messed up scheduling. Sandy’s mad m’kay? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand[...]
The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E05) take on Austin, TX and do their best to fight about idol submissions and pie analogies in the middle of a construction zone. Just remember I AM THE PIE. YOU RIDE ME. This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand[...]
The Southern Charm crew goes to Jamaica this week as Austen tries to convince us he has feelings and Madison tries to convince us he cares. This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Julia throws her F**k Cancer party on The Real Housewives of Miami, but can she get everyone to stop fighting about…cancer? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*This is Part Two of a two parter! Also available on video.* It’s THE week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that Kyle hopes we’ve all been waiting for. We meet the object of Kyle’s stalkerish obsession, Morgan Wade. Call her a good friend, but she doesn’t stop Kyle from getting another basic b Claire’s[...]
*This is Part One of a two parter! Also available on video.* It’s THE week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that Kyle hopes we’ve all been waiting for. We meet the object of Kyle’s stalkerish obsession, Morgan Wade. Call her a good friend, but she doesn’t stop Kyle from getting another basic b Claire’s[...]
Welcome back to part 2 of our recap. After Whitney experiences a devastating loss, she winds up in a fight with Lisa at Meredith’s jewelry event on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E12).Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*This recap opens with a catch up of Below Deck Med! To get right to RHOSLC, go to the 32 minute mark!* After Whitney experiences a devastating loss, she winds up in a fight with Lisa at Meredith’s jewelry event on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E12). Plus, we catch up on the latest Below[...]
Crappy Hour is full of breaking news: Caroline Stanbury’s “botched” facelift, RHOBH adultery rumors via FBoy Island, Variety’s Women in Reality Power List, and most importantly of all: 10 surprise facts about Jessel Taank. Be sure to tune in every other Monday at 8:30PM ET / 5:30PM PT live on Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) and on Youtube[...]
Karen tries to host a healing pickleball summit on Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E04), but things go left when Nneka accuses Wendy’s mom of shrine-nanigans. The episode leaves us asking what’s worse: to be cursed or unfriended on Facebook.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Welcome back to part two of our two part recap! Heather teaches the women how to churn butter and wear bonnets on a very pioneering RHOSLC (S04E11). It’s all fun and games until Lisa wants to kick Monica off the covered wagon.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Heather teaches the women how to churn butter and wear bonnets on a very pioneering RHOSLC (S04E11). It’s all fun and games until Lisa wants to kick Monica off the covered wagon. This is part one of a two part recap. Stay tuned for part two!Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at[...]
This week on Below Deck Med (S08E09), the toxic situation between Kyle and Natalia reaches a breaking point, and Sandy is furious about it.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E03), Wendy’s children receive their first communion while Nneka reveals that there may or may not have been a hex placed on her name. Plus, a big bites Karen!Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We’re checking in on Married to Medicine (S10E03) this week, and we’re just in time for Quad to crash her ex husband’s new almost bride’s bachelorette party. How many times will this cast try to unsweeten the tea? The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos[...]
Larsa takes about five minutes to betray Guerdy’s confidence on this week’s Real Housewives of Miami, and the girls gather to welcome Marcus Jordan back home after a five day trip so that Lisa has a place to monologue about what a monster Lenny is. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about[...]
The men of Southern Charm (S09E10) gather for their annual Douche Dinner at Patricia’s house, where Shep loses his cool trying to win a competition over Taylor and Austen slips up when retelling his makeout story. Mmhmm. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at[...]
*This is part TWO of a two parter! Enjoy!* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E04) wrap up their Vegas trip with a very mild ride on a bull and then Kyle and Sutton get into it over the Tragic Mike incident. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it[...]
*This is part one of a two parter! Enjoy!* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E04) wrap up their Vegas trip with a very mild ride on a bull and then Kyle and Sutton get into it over the Tragic Mike incident. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it[...]
Welcome back to part 2 of our Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E10) recap. Lisa Barlow drops it like it’s lukewarm with a hip hop remix of “Away in a Manger” for Heather’s book event. Plus, Monica gets her car back, but not without more drama.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E10), Lisa Barlow drops it like it’s lukewarm with a hip hop remix of “Away in a Manger” for Heather’s book event. Plus, Monica gets her car back, but not without more drama. This is part 1 of a two part recap!Get all our video recaps[...]
The Monicassaince has arrived. RHOSLC’s Monica is suddenly at the heart of so many scandals we can barely keep up. But we sure do try! Plus, Tre and Tamra are fighting, and so are Alexia and Adriana. Tune in every other Monday at 8:30 ET / 5:30 PT on IG and youtube: @watchwhatcrappens Get all our[...]
The interior team on Below Deck Med (S0808) is one of the most toxic we’ve seen, and everyone is at fault. But it’s hard to top Kyle, who berates Jessica and then flops on the floor in a puddle of anxiety. It’s anger inducing. And great TV.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
Ashley gets blatantly messy, pitting Wendy against new girl Nneka on The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E2). Plus new taglines reveal that Robyn doesn’t care and Karen is a fence!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A sleepy Southern Charm vacation (S09E09) takes a nasty turn after a ping pong game unearths ugly outbursts. But maybe love can conquer all? After all, just look at the undeniable chemistry of America’s sweethearts, Olivia and Rod… Oh hey, this is episode #2222 - how cool!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
Welcome back to part 2 of our recap! On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E03), the gang heads to Magic Mike XXL for some rowdy fun, but Sutton is less than impressed when her fancy pants go to waste.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E03), the gang heads to Magic Mike XXL for some rowdy fun, but Sutton is less than impressed when her fancy pants go to waste. This is part 1 of a two parter!!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
On Real Housewives of Miami (S06E02), Guerdy shares her cancer battle with some of the girls while Marysol hosts a gay lunch.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Welcome back to part 2 of our SLC recap! Whitney throws two chaotic parties on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E09). The first ends with children hopped up on soda; the second ends with Monica and Lisa fighting at a sound bath. Angie is still Greek.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
Whitney throws two chaotic parties on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E09). The first ends with children hopped up on soda; the second ends with Monica and Lisa fighting at a sound bath. Angie is still Greek. This is part 1 of a two part recap!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac are back for an eighth season and they start out by finally asking Robyn what the hell is going on in her relationship. Also, Mia isn’t a CEO anymore you guys. Brace yourselves. Available as a Crappens On Demand Video. This week’s bonus episode is a ranking of the most[...]
Welcome back! Special guest Rae Sanni joins to break down this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E02). We’re talking about Dorit’s latest theft tale and Kyle’s tattoo instigation. Plus, the latest Page Six mess that we’ve found ourselves in the middle of. This is part 2 of a two part ep!Get all our video[...]
Special guest Rae Sanni joins to break down this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E02). We’re talking about Dorit’s latest theft tale and Kyle’s tattoo instigation. Plus, the latest Page Six mess that we’ve found ourselves in the middle of. This is part 1 of a two part ep!Get all our video recaps and[...]
It’s a very single Valentines Day on Southern Charm, so the boys head to Shep’s family cabin. Austen has been caught with Olivia’s bra in his apartment, and the only thing messier is Shep trying to make appetizing mac n cheese. This week’s bonus episode is a ranking of the most reasonable phobias. Why? We[...]
Real Housewives of Miami is back for season 6 and Alexia throws a New Horizons party to get the cast (and audience) back on her side after she went too far at the reunion and Todd recorded a seven cycle apology to Anthony on Instagram. There’s laughter, tears, and a very cute wailing goat. This[...]
Real Housewives of Miami is back for season 6 and Alexia throws a New Horizons party to get the cast (and audience) back on her side after she went too far at the reunion and Todd recorded a seven cycle apology to Anthony on Instagram. There’s laughter, tears, and a very cute wailing goat. This[...]
The melodrama comes fast and hard on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E08) as Monica and her mother hash out their generational trauma over lobster enchiladas. It’s so riveting we almost forget Mary Cosby calling Whitney a bobblehead and Meredith crying over her brush with death. Another amazing episode. This is part 2 of[...]
The melodrama comes fast and hard on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E08) as Monica and her mother hash out their generational trauma over lobster enchiladas. It’s so riveting we almost forget Mary Cosby calling Whitney a bobblehead and Meredith crying over her brush with death. Another amazing episode. This is part 1 of[...]
We are talking about the alleged Bravo bombshell article in Vanity Fair — was this shocking or just stuff we already knew? Plus, rumors about RHONJ and Southern Charm. Be sure to join us for Crappy Hour every other Monday at 8:30 ET / 5:30 PT on Instagram and Youtube: @watchwhatcrappens. See you there 🙂 See[...]
The Real Housewives of New York season comes to a conclusion with reunion part 2 (S14E16). Once again the women hammer Jessel on her privilege before moving on to two different tearjerker segments. It all ends with Uba and Erin hashing out their Anguilla drama, and Andy running out of tissues. This is part 1[...]
The Real Housewives of New York season comes to a conclusion with reunion part 2 (S14E16). Once again the women hammer Jessel on her privilege before moving on to two different tearjerker segments. It all ends with Uba and Erin hashing out their Anguilla drama, and Andy running out of tissues. This is part 1[...]
JT hosts a dinner party in his new event space on Southern Charm (S09E07), and group comes together to have civilized conversation. Just kidding! They corner Taylor for sending nude pics!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
JT hosts a dinner party in his new event space on Southern Charm (S09E07), and group comes together to have civilized conversation. Just kidding! They corner Taylor for sending nude pics!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It’s part two of our season premiere recap of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E01). The women gather to mend with a healer named Eagle Woman, and then Kyle and Dorit return to their crumbling marriages.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It’s season premiere time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E01). The women gather to mend with a healer named Eagle Woman, and then Kyle and Dorit return to their crumbling marriages. This is part one of a two part recap.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
The third season premiere of Winter House (S03E01) kicks off with a new batch of sloppy young people. Cast members from Below Deck, Summer House, Vanderpump Rules, and even Family Karma come together to open cabinets, unpack clothing, and be pervy. Fun!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* Below Deck Med tries to deal with Max’s laziness. It’s a tough employee pond to wade through this season, but at least the man knows how to do some dips. For this week’s bonus, Ronnie talked to one of our besties, the amazing and[...]
*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* This is part two of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of New York have their first reunion, and it’s very teary and denim-y. Enjoy this two parter! For this week’s bonus, Ronnie talked to one of our besties, the amazing and hilarious[...]
*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* This is part one of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of New York have their first reunion, and it’s very teary and denim-y. Enjoy this two parter! For this week’s bonus, Ronnie talked to one of our besties, the amazing and hilarious[...]
*This bonus would normally be a Patreon Subscriber perk but this week it’s free to all. There’s a video available on Patreon* Ben is recuperating and getting ready to come back to us, but in the meantime, Ronnie spends this week’s bonus talking to one of our besties, the amazing and hilarious Ryan Bailey (@sobaditsgood)[...]
*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Ben is still recovering from appendicitis so Ronnie is on his own for a half of a Southern Charm recap. Patricia calls Michael the butler, Venita has a scene with her dog, and tragedy strikes Charleston. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash[...]
*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Ben is out sick for this Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap, so it’s up to Ronnie to tackle Greek Easter, Whitney and Justin’s relationship, and Monica showing her ass (figuratively) in front of children. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash[...]
The one and only Captain Lee drops by for a chat on this week’s Crappy Hour Live, and then we dive into Meghan McCain’s new podcast, most likely fake goss about Candiace (RHOP) getting cheated on, and Tinsley Mortimer (RHONY) getting engaged. Join us every other Monday on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens to get the full[...]
*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Sandy is going to need to draw a line after tonight’s insane Below Deck Med episode. Talya has lost it and the new deckie is on pull-up away from being pushed off board. Get Norma on the line, she’s about to be really busy.[...]
*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part Two of a two-part recap. Season Finale time for Real Housewives of New York City, where Brynn ruins her own birthday with a messy game and Sai gets mad cuz it’s her hobby. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash[...]
Season Finale time for Real Housewives of New York City, where Brynn ruins her own birthday with a messy game and Sai gets mad cuz it’s her hobby. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensWe're the longest running Bravo comedy[...]
*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Shep tries to prove how ok he is with Austen messing with his bird that he cooks a bird and makes everyone eat it. It’s … disturbing. Cut the pheasantries, it’s a good old fashioned Southern Charm dinner party fight! This week’s bonus episode[...]
*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part Two of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of Orange County ends its reunion with claw hands, lessons from the Storms School of Interpretive dance, and tears. Lots of tears. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of[...]
*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part One of a Part Two recap. The Real Housewives of Orange County ends its reunion with claw hands, lessons from the Storms School of Interpretive dance, and tears. Lots of tears. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of[...]
*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* On this week’s Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith is confronted for a gossip faux pas against Opa Angie and Lisa freaks out that Heather apologized to anyone other than Lisa for anything. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of[...]
On the Below Deck Mediterranean (S08E03), Tumi and Natalya’s relationship rapidly erodes, and guess who’s at the center of it? Good ol’ Kyle.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On the Real Housewives of New York (S13E13), Sai and Erin corner Pavit about his upcoming trip to Vietnam during a contentious evening at putt putt.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Taylor and Austen’s secret threatens to destroy the love rhombus they share with Shep and Olivia. Not even the safe confines of Republic can ease the tension on this week’s Southern Charm (S09E04).Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E17) reunion! For this first episode, Jenn and Tamra squabble about Ryan, Taylor levels with Heather (actress to actress), and Gina threatens to quit over Shannon’s careless words.This is part two of a two-part recap. If you’re looking for part one, check out the Watch What[...]
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E17) reunion! For this first episode, Jenn and Tamra squabble about Ryan, Taylor levels with Heather (actress to actress), and Gina threatens to quit over Shannon’s careless words.This is part one of a two-part recap. Keep an eye out for part two on your podcast feed.Get[...]
This is Part Two of a Two Part Recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shows us what’s under Meredith and Lisa’s faces and comes out with what’s really behind these wumorz aboud tha huzzzband at the Apres Vida party. This week's bonus episode is about[...]
This is Part One of a Two Part Recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shows us what’s under Meredith and Lisa’s faces and comes out with what’s really behind these wumorz aboud tha huzzzband at the Apres Vida party. This week's bonus episode is about[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week’s Crappy Hour Live was chatter about Sai DeSilva affair allegations, Joe Gorga’s new life as an non practicing attorney, and Jen and Danielle’s RHONJ suspension. Join us the first and third Monday of the month on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens at 5:30PM PST. This week's[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Med keeps the drama going when Tumi shows up to do her job and Natalya’s hackles rise. Will everyone make it out alive? This week's bonus episode is about failed food and reboot recipes, respectively. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are back in the city and ready to get wacky! Erin and Abe wanna swing "with a gay guy", whatever that means, and Sai gets together with Jessel to let her know that her trauma will never be as impressive[...]
JT’s seeds of doubt start growing into a beautiful drama tree on Southern Charm when a game of telephone leads Oliva to confront Taylor about just what did go down between her and Austen.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*This is part two of a two part recap!* It’s a Freakshow themed finale for Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E16), and Tamra shows up dressed like the demented evil clown she is. In other shocking developments, Taylor gets wasted and deepthroats an ice cream cone while everyone marvels at how rich her friends are.See[...]
*This is part one of a two part recap! There is no video for this one* It’s a Freakshow themed finale for Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E16), and Tamra shows up dressed like the demented evil clown she is. In other shocking developments, Taylor gets wasted and deepthroats an ice cream cone while everyone[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E04), a simple drag makeup competition devolves into pure chaos, starting with Lisa Barlow’s glam squad and ending with Angie calling Meredith a trampoline with eyes.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on the season premiere of Below Deck Mediterranean (S08E01), the new bosun may or may not be a total imposter. Plus, immigration ties up half the interior crew. It’s the perfect disaster to start the season off with!Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E11), Erin attempts to play the victim in her fight with Ubah, but no one buys it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Southern Charm (S09E02), we meet new cast members and learn that Austen and Taylor had a sleepover. Shep’s totally cool, man. Totally cool...Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E15), the trip to Mexico culminates with the group beating Heather Dubrow into submission, but not before visiting a shaman and learning about Vicki’s massage tricks.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It’s part two of our epic recap of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E03). The women have styled each other, and now they’re off to enjoy a drunken dinner where Meredith turns British and has a Hall of Fame meltdown.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E03), the women style each other, which is about as much of a disaster as you would think it would be. Afterwards, they enjoy a drunken dinner where Meredith turns British and has a Hall of Fame meltdown.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: [...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under ends its second season with Joao reverting to his ole Joazlebub self and Jaimie still waiting to see if Captain Olaf to call. This week’s premium bonus is about our crippling insecurities and Ronnie’s weight loss journey. And for the first time[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Welcome to Crappy Hour, our bi-weekly live Bravo gossip and news show on Insta Live. This week is all about Shannon Storms Beador's DUI, Bethenny Frankel losing touch with reality at TJMaxx, and Carl and Lindsay's Summer House breakup. This week’s premium bonus is about our[...]
Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Anguilla this week judging Jessel’s trauma story. Will it be enough to make the cut? Let the panel decide. Also, Erin tries pulling a humorless prank and Ubah finally gets heated. This week’s premium bonus is about[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Anguilla this week judging Jessel’s trauma story. Will it be enough to make the cut? Let the panel decide. Also, Erin tries pulling a humorless prank and Ubah finally gets heated. This week’s premium bonus is about[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Taylor rages back onto the Southern Charm scene to let Shep have it at Madison's Wedding Party. Will she get the justice she deserves, or just get covered in the poo Olivia hurls over her fence? This week's bonus episode is a catch up on Ben's[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Heather is very very hurt that no one can stop calling her a phony instead of celebrating her fifty million dollar jackpot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Vicki shows up in Mexico to terrify anyone with ears. This week's bonus episode is[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Joao shocks absolutely no one on this week's Below Deck Down Under when he freaks out after being called out for possibly putting on a nice guy act and then dumps the only person holding out hope. Also, Jaimee goes from pissed to terrified when she[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two prat recap! Whitney tricks the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City by snagging an early Southwest flight and sneaking Angie into C boarding to shock the girls on their Palm Spring trip to the Trixie Motel. Will anyone have[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part one of a two prat recap! Whitney tricks the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City by snagging an early Southwest flight and sneaking Angie into C boarding to shock the girls on their Palm Spring trip to the Trixie Motel. Will anyone have[...]
Aesha lets guests drink before a SCUBA expedition, which is a big no-no on Below Deck Down Under (S02E16). Plus, Margo ruffles Jamie's feathers, and Culver puts on a show. We also give an overview of episodes 14 and 15, which we skipped.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89185439See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 15 concludes with part 2 of the reunion (S15E18). Sure, there's some stuff about Marlo and Kandi and Sanya, but this episode is really about Drew and Ralph, and Bravo trying to make it into a larger scandal than it is. The whole thing climaxes with Drew singing in[...]
It's part two of our Real Housewives of New York recap (S14E09), wherein we witness Erin learning about WAP for the first time. Plus, Jessel shares her traumatic-by-association backstory.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89131929See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on The Real Housewives of New York (S14E09), the women badger Jenna into sharing tough memories. Then it's off to selfies on the beach with a dollop of embryo story shaming.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89131929See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's part 2 of our Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E13) recap. With her HD launch event behind her, Heather closes on her house, only to face accusations from the ladies in Mexico.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88918551See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E13), Heather Dubrow launches her HD Network and sells her house, but no one is happy for her. Plus, Jenn's mom visits!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88918551See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 premiere has arrived, and it is... AMAZING. We lose our minds for this ridiculous and ridiculously hilarious episode.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88882999See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta have a pretty funny part one of a two part reunion when Sheree finds an intern that knows how to use photoshop and Drew finds an intern that knows how to steal a plum or two off the snack table. This[...]- *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two prat recap! It's vacation time for the Real Housewives of New York, and Erin starts it off on a whiny tattle tale note when she complains to everyone that Jenna ditched them cuz she's too good for coach. Sad[...]
- *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's vacation time for the Real Housewives of New York, and Erin starts it off on a whiny tattle tale note when she complains to everyone that Jenna ditched them cuz she's too good for coach. Sad horn Erin strikes again! Have fun! This week's bonus[...]
- This is part two of a two part recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Orange County head to the pumpkin patch to try and tell Tamra apart from the scarecrows, betches! Let's get spooky! This week's bonus episode will be a Trailer Trash Southern Charm Preview. Get[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Orange County head to the pumpkin patch to try and tell Tamra apart from the scarecrows, betches! Let's get spooky! This week's bonus episode will be a Trailer Trash Southern Charm Preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Margot gets a shot at being second stew and the guests put her through the wringer. Will she be able to make eight specialty drinks in a row AND save the life of a choking man? We believe in ya, babe! This week's premium bonus is[...]
Adam and Culver continue to mess up on Below Deck Down Under (S02E12), and it looks like Captain Jason is going to give someone the axe... but not before he slips into some budgie smugglers!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88450286See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta finale (S15E16) brought us a party for The Pass and a gay panic over Drew Sidora. Is this a scandal that has legs?Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88435696See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's part 2 of our RHONY recap (S14E07). Will Erin mend things with Brynn? Will Ubah make an appearance? Will Sai get to eat?Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88397447See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E07), Erin is furious when she finds out that Brynn flirted with her husband, and she's going to get her revenge in the most depraved way possible: by having a bad attitude at a wreath-making event!This is a two part recap. Part 2 coming up shortly!Watch the[...]
Shannon goes on a downward spiral after attendance for her taco party plummets on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E11). Perhaps the most deranged and hilarious episode of the season.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88188406See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Below Deck Down Under (S02E11), Harry finally settles into his natural place: the friend zone. Plus, Adam decides to drop the anchor while the boat is barreling ahead, and Tzarina calls Culver a slut.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88139812See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Culver makes out with the new stew on Below Deck Down Under, and Cheffy isn't pleased. Will Joao's terrifying cackle of support help heal her wounded heart? This week's bonus is a recap of Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Sheree’s Glamma status and Drew does a sex scene in Kandi’s bed so Todd can compare himself to Tyler Perry (?). This week's bonus is a recap of Welcome to Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erin renews her vows on this week’s Real Housewives of New York City and keeps everyone’s calories down by passing one tray of weenies around all night. This week's bonus is a recap of Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
We're recapping the season 4 trailer of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shot by shot, frame by frame. This was originally going to be a Patreon exclusive bonus episode, but we've decided to make it free for all! Enjoy!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87845944See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under's Joao starts losing his new faked persona just a couple days into his season and no amount of muff cake can stop it. This week's bonus is a recap of Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Joao is back to torture our souls on Below Deck Down Under, and he's joined by porn star guests. Will he be the biggest ass on board? Let's find out! This week's premium bonus is a shot by shot trailer breakdown for #RHOSLC. Get all our[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Drew throws a mental health retreat after her husband refuses to continue with therapy and a fight breaks out over Cousin Courtney referring to someone as a bitch. Possibly. Maybe. Kinda. Meditate on it. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the #RHOSLC[...]
Project Runway (S20E10) loosens up the reigns and lets the designers make whatever they want — but not without some scandal.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87736289See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Housewives of New York (S14E05) is attempting to whip up a feud with Erin and Jessel. Is it working? Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87702141See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Lu's brother comes to town to flip some motel rooms, and the Follies enters rehearsal on Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake (S01E06).Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87525128See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
In part 2 of our recap, the cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and Heather about trust. Another classic Beador meltdown!Watch the recap here:Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87493890Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2128-87494022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and Heather about trust. Another classic Beador meltdown!Watch the recap here:Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87493890Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2128-87494022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We unpack the fallout from Luke's sexual misconduct on Below Deck Down Under (S02E07).Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87403023/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* On this week's Below Deck Down Under, Aesha and Captain Jason take matters into their own hands when a pig of a bosun tries to take too much into his own. Well done and IT'S ABOUT TIME. Nice work, crew. This week's bonus is a two[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck comes to visit Project Runway for new uniform ideas and Gary finds new victims to sexually harass. And Nina's back! She loves the POCKETS and the BUTTONS and the LINES and the SATINS... This week's premium bonus is a two part breakdown of Big[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of New York gather at Sai's place for a special Brynnsgiving episode. Expect a lot of tears and bare feet. This week's bonus is a two part Big Brother 25 Cast Preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luann and Sonja open the Feelin Jovani Playground on this week's Welcome to Crappie Lake (S01E05), and Lu turns it into an opportunity to perform one of her finest monologues. This week's premium bonus is a two part Big Brother cast preview. Get all our video[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Ryan dresses like a total douche for the cameras to plead his case to the Judges on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County and Gina practices being terrible at a new career. This week's bonus is a two part Big Brother 25 Cast Preview. Get[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under starts their new charter with ignored preference sheets, lots of rain, and really messy hookups. This week's premium bonus is a two part breakdown of Big Brother's season 25 cast. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at[...]
It's rainy, it's windy, and it's the absolute perfect time for a beach picnic! More high jinks on Below Deck Down Under (S02E04).Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87039311See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Checking in on Project Runway All Stars, starting with the S20E08 episode all about denim! Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86997937See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's part two of our recap of Real Housewives of New York (S14E03). We're tackling two truths and a lie plus Sai's childhood struggles.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86963648See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E03), Brynn joins the group in the Hamptons just in time for two truths and a lie! Plus, shakshouka grievances are aired. This is part one of a two part recap!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86963648See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week's Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake episode (S01E04) takes us to a testicle festival. Plus, a happy hour and more auditions for the Follies. Hope for Benton after al!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86801375See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two parter! Vicki returns to complete the Tres Amigas trifecta on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E08), and Tamra immediately uses her power for evil when she sets Shannon up for an on camera blindside. This week's bonus[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part 1 of a two parter! Vicki returns to complete the Tres Amigas trifecta on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E08), and Tamra immediately uses her power for evil when she sets Shannon up for an on camera blindside. This week's bonus[...]
A familiar face returns to the yacht and a piece of glass wreaks havoc on the latest Below Deck Down Under (S02E03). Enjoy the podcast!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86697537See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* New stew Margot joins Below Deck Down Under and Luke is all over like slime on boogars. The rancid crew tries to get camera time, but Luke's mismanagement and ladder losses steal their thunder. This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day.[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Portugal and Drew is still crying. This time it's because she can't remember making out with LaToya a couple of years back. Her memory is as damaged as Kenya's Stallion booty, which comes crashing to the ground after[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erin has The Real Housewives of New York over to her Hamptons home and no one can agree on caviar. It's pretty mild until Jessel throws a fit over her free nightie gifted in size large. Get ready to feel like Pavit, Jenna! This week's bonus[...]- *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Welcome to Crappie Lake puts Lu and Sonja in the mud, but all they can think about is rolling around in the hay. This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Heather tries another group dinner with food by Nobu, and Tamra gets wasted in polyester and starts screaming and yelling about all the drama that she herself started. Fishy? Sure, but Tamra gotta Tamra. This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day.[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luann and Sonja get their sequins fired up for the second episode of Welcome to Crappie Lake. This time, they're getting hot and bothered by firemen, holding auditions for a good ole cabaret, and dipping their ...toes... into the locals. This week's bonus is a shopping[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under returns for a second season with some familiar faces and a really sad old boat. Whatever mess it's in, it can't be messier than some of these drama queen guests. Let's do this! This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta travel to Portugal, where Sheree confronts Drew about the lawsuit against her and Courtney gets touchy with Kenya. Anyone hilled yet? This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and[...]
It's part two of our Real Housewives of New York season 14 premiere recap (S14E01). The cheese feud reaches its climax amidst Jenna's khaki party. Plus further grumblings about a restaurant that SHALL NOT BE NAMED (Catch).Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86251196See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of New York (S14E01) makes its triumphant return with a brand new slate of women, including J. Crew BOSS BITCH Jenna Lyons. The first fight is about cheese; so that's encouraging.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86251196See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's part 2 of our epic Real Housewives of Orange County recap. We're picking up where we left off: the conclusion of the Montana vacation and the fallout from Heather's comments to Gina.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86043504See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The trip to Montana concludes on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E06), but the drama rolls on as Gina now suspects that Heather might be undermining her. Plus, Tamra continues to go after Jenn's boyfriend, and a rafting guide exposes his balls. This recording was so big we split it into two. Here's part[...]
On the season finale of Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E17), Gary gets a big ol' taste of his own medicine when the girl(s) he's been chasing all season opt for upgrades. Poor guy. Enjoy the podcast!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85972779See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht treats us to a vile, garbage packed throuple for our last charter and we couldn't be more grossed out. Can one man's statement necklaces and Blanche Devareaux caftans save this mess? Probably not, but we're not gonna barf in the sink about[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Bravo delivers the gift that is Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake this week and we cracked up laughing. Sorry to anyone living in or even remotely involved with this town. We love you. This week's bonus is a Train Snaps episode from Boston and[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Sanya has a fundraiser for her charity and Kenya forces some cash out of the cast. In more important news, someone let Kim f***ing Zolciak back on television. This week's bonus is a Train Snaps episode from Boston and you can find all bonuses and videos[...]- *Dwell Hello is our twice a month podcast for Wondery+! We're re-releasing two of our faves for everyone so you can see what we're doing on the premium side. Love you guys!* This week, we check out a castle in Ireland with a wacky couple worried about murder holes. It's House Hunters International Season 10[...]
*Dwell Hello is our twice a month podcast for Wondery+! We're re-releasing two of our faves for everyone so you can see what we're doing on the premium side. Love you guys!* A boy who dreams of luxury drags his mom to Monaco so he can start his life as a Princess. Will he be[...]
The Real Housewives of Miami epic fifth season is finally coming to Bravo, which means that everyone who missed it on Peacock now has the chance to binge it all. Come hop in the time machine and join us in December 2022 as we recap the amazing premiere (S05E01).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
We're back live from the Foxwoods Casino to conclude our recap of Real Housewives of New York's "Tomfoolery". Luann got the yacht, but will she keep it? And will Bethenny be able to control her joy shakes? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a Train Snaps episode from Boston and you can find all[...]
We're live at the Foxwoods casino to recap the classic Real Housewives of New York Episode "Tomfoolery". Please tell me it's not about Tom...you know the rest. This is part one. Part two will be up tomorrow! Thanks so much for being with us! This week's bonus is a Train Snaps episode from Boston and[...]
The season finale of Dancing Queens (S01E08) brings the cast together in Texas for the ultimate showdown. Will Leonie channel Cleopatra? Will Donnie defy stereotypes? And will Sabrina taste an espresso martini?? All questions answered on the podcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We're revisiting the series premiere of Dancing Queens. This recap originally aired as a Patreon bonus episode, but we've decided to release it on the main feed to celebrate the triumphant season finale (recap to come). Access our other bonus episodes by visiting https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
When Heather Dubrow learns that her IMDb credits are not enough to woo the producers of Taylor's film (LOL already at this sentence), she flips the hell out. Another hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E04). Enjoy the podcast!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85287372See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Gary's downward spiral on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E15) continues as he shames Mads. Also, a thruple is en route.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85233244See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Daisy's sister Bonnie makes her debut on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E14) and is the drunken mess we all expect. Plus, a group of gays descend on the yacht to celebrate Pride.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85217393See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Jasmine and Silas go head to head in the season finale Summer House Martha's Vineyard podcast, and Bria might be done with Simon. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Chicago O'Hare and you can find by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Marlo goes on a "date" on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta and Drew shoots a roller skating music video without knowing how to roller skate. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Chicago O'Hare and you can find by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
We're recapping this week's Real Housewives of Orange County live at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston! Tamra closes a gym and makes up with one friend while slowly starting to turn on another. Also, Shannon gets out of a car. This week's premium bonus features us making fun of passers by in the Chicago airport.[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E13) enters some pretty fishy territory when Gary is used as a nude sushi platter and Glenn almost t-bones a smaller boat. Hold onto your rolls and check your teeth for Gary hair. This week's premium bonus features us making fun of[...]
Colin questions whether to forgive Gary and Daisy on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E12). Plus, Parsifal III nearly crashes (again). This time: into a boat. All the deets on today's podcast.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84914821See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E07), Jordan confronts the house men about objectifying her, and Silas channels his inner caveman by scolding Jasmine about the way she irons his pants.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2083-84879597See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Vanderpump Rules (S10E19) closes out its landmark season with some drips and drabs that never made it to air. Can Tom Schwartz still funnel a beer? Can Tom Schwartz roller skate *and* lie at the same time? And will Lisa ever ride a horse again? All the secrets SHALL BE REVEALED!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E02) go on a "Fla-mingle" cruise which features no flamingos and no mingling, but plenty of passive aggressive behavior. Plus, the debut (in Orange County) of Taylor Armstrong!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The vicious Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion (S13E19) draws to a close with accusations, screaming, and several threats. And if you look real carefully, you can even see Bo Dietl's eyes behind one of the faux-Irish portraits on the wall!Thanks for having us, St. Paul!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]- Fallout from Gary and Daisy's secret threatens to destroy the oldest friendships on the boat on Below Deck Sailing Yacht S04E11.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84531716/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- Things on Below Deck Sailing (S04E10) are going into over drive as Gary blows up the love triangle between him, Daisy, and Colin.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84528617See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Girls Night and Boys Night on Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E06) and Silas takes a deeper turn into villainy when he mansplains, controls how his wife dresses, and leaves his wedding ring at home while the ladies are away. All in one episode. He's a keeper![...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are supposed to be team building while figuring how disable a bomb in an escape room, but smoke between Marlo and Kandi about the shooting at Blaze could derail it all. This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below[...]- Celebrity Feuds are high stakes. You never know if you’re just going to end up on Page Six or Deux Moi, or in court. Wondery’s new podcast Diss and Tell is hosted by comedians Sydney Battle and Matt Bellassai, and each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the buildup, why it happened, and[...]
Tamra Judge is back on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon Storms Beador hasn't had enough time to learn the Warrior Pose. Buckle up, betches! This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We are absolutely gutted tonight, as it's Padma's final episode of Top Chef. Did you MEAN to make our cheeks so salty? It's season finale time, and a very talented chef is crowned. This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht![...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is the second of a two part recap. This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell being dropped. HUGE. ENORMOUS. WE ARE DEAD. J/k not that big of a shocker but hey, it was fun while it lasted. For bonus episodes[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell being dropped. HUGE. ENORMOUS. WE ARE DEAD. J/k not that big of a shocker but hey, it was fun while it lasted. This is the first of a two part recap. For bonus episodes[...]- Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E18) reunion brings more allegations of wrongdoing by private detectives. And, of course, more denials. Plus, a shirtless Louie paces backstage and rage-snacks on Cheetohs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- The second and final installment of the Summer House (S07E17) reunion looks not so great for Danielle and Lindsay, despite Andy's best efforts to make them see each other's perspectives. Meanwhile, Paige spends the hour giving flower glares. Not sure how this group is going to spend a summer together this year.Watch the recap here:[...]
- On this week's Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E05), Bria's controversial boyfriend Simon finally arrives at the house, and he's very... European? Watches for everyone!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are struggling to piece a show together when half the cast refuses to show up to work. Can the newbies step up to the plate, or will Marlo bang on doors and accuse people of ridiculous nonsense to keep us entertained?[...]- It's time for Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion (S10E17). Tom looks even worse, James goes to the bathroom another sixteen times, and Scheana cries about getting a restraining order after proving she could never make a fist with her doodoo nails.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- Part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion has petty feuds all over it. There's Tre vs. Melissa, Danielle vs. Rachel, and Dolores vs. the slippery tiles in Paulie's home. It's wild.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1317-83862099See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Part One of Summer House's reunion finds Paige simmering, Lindsay defending herself against shoe abuse accusations, and Kyle continuing his mullet journey. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Bria and Silas fight about Bria inviting her boyfriend to the Summer House and it looks like she's going to leave. Will this show be able to keep a cast? And is Nick's sudden girlfriend confession real? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed on Top Chef (S20E12). For the final challenge in London, the chefs have to make jellies in molds. Can they just hand Buddha the trophy already? For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates:[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part Two of the Part One Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap! Will Raquel be let out of her trailer? Will Schwartz betray Sandy? Will Lisa Vanderpump stick up for terrible men because they bring her profit? Let's find out! This week's premium bonus is a recap[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part One of the Vanderpump Rules Finale, so buckle up. There will be a lot of crying and hopefully galaxy lights. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Teresa and Luis tie the knot on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E16) and the rest of us tense up and wait to see if they're going to try to make purple babies. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing[...]- The season finale of Summer House (S07E15) climaxes with Lindsay and Danielle's clash... but also a dash of cheating from Oliver!!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83451527See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- A house meeting on Summer House: Martha's Vineyard (S1E03) leads to the ejection of two housemates. Meanwhile, Alex fills his soul with affirmations before passing judgment on Shanice.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83408568See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- Drew gets the chance to sing with SUPERSTAR Candiace Bassett Dillard on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta (S14E03), and Marlo brings beef about not coming for Kandi hard enough after a shooting at one of her restaurants.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83396606See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- The chefs must conserve water and make a million Wellingtons on this week's Top Chef (S20 E11). It's a double elimination, and we don't want to see anyone go!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-5057-83229065See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's finally here: the Vanderpump Rules season finale (S10 E15) we've been waiting for. Scandoval has gone public, and now we're witnessing the aftermath. Gather 'round as Sandoval tries to repair his image and fails epically.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83176675/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.- It's the season finale on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Dolores's Irish-themed '20s prohibition party leads to the final straw in Melissa and Teresa's relationship. Plus, Luis turns purple.Watch here: http://ow.ly/JW6U50OqCH1 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Carl has a fit on this week's Summer House and leaves the set, taking Lindsay with him. Will this temper tantrum get him booted off our TVs for good? And why is Danielle fighting about hates? This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta finish the Harlem Nights part with a bang as Kenya takes on Martell for DM'ing her six months to two years ago. This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy[...]
Top Chef's Padma takes the final seven on a trip through her own culture and asks, can poor people cook Indian food up to her standards? This week's premium bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new fantastic, campy romp of a show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
We're live at The Lincoln Theater in DC for the penultimate recap of Vanderpump Rules. Raquel stalks Katie trying to start the big finale fight that her boyfriend Sandoval wrote for her and Katie's mom shows up just in time to fight her kid's battles for Mother's day. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon[...]
We're live at The Town Hall in NYC for this Real Housewives of New Jersey recap and joined by the fabulous @therealMargaretJosephs herself! Join us for goss, laughs, and some really insane Luis faces. No court reporters allowed. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Daisy's annoyance begins to bubble and froth on this week's Below Deck Sailing when Gary decides that one of her stews needs to learn to drive a vessel. Get him, girl! This week's premium bonus is a #RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy[...]- On this week's Summer House (S7E13) Danielle loses her mind when she finds out about Carl and Lindsay's engagement. But don't worry guys — she's totally chill about it. Totally.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2048-82747643See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- Summer House: Martha's Vineyard is here, and it's SO good! The series premiere had everything we could want: thirst traps, self-involved people, and one very hairy dog.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back! We're here to recap the season 15 premiere, which features the grand debut of Martell Holt and some kooky lady named Courtney. Plus, a fresh new storyline for Kandi: she hasn't been spending enough time with the family! How will she ever find balance??Watch with Crappens on Demand[...]
- It's restaurant wars on Top Chef (S20 E9)! There's no front-of-house this time around, but still plenty of drama. Plus, a tall lady named Clare.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- The Vanderpump Rules season is hurtling towards the finish line, and it's just getting more cringey with every episode. This week (S10 E13) finds Sandoval attempting to lie his way out of his affair by repeatedly using the phrase "dipped out." We're onto you, jerk! Also, yurts.Hey, watch along with us with Crappens on Demand[...]
- Shocking news: Teresa Giudice is getting married! And on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E13), it's time for Tre's bridal shower. Will there finally be a breakthrough in the great Gorga feud? Nope.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck Sailing finds Gary getting testier and testier with Chase, and chummier and chummier with Chase's crush. Will an engine blow? This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Babe and Babe get engaged on this week's Summer House and it's super romantic cuz People Magazine just happened to be there to pay them for pics of it. Don't forget the wood! This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video[...]
Top Chef does a movie tie in episode and it turns into the FASTest elimination challenge in HISTORY! There's a lot of moving and running and winning and losing and one very large Vin Diesel lady boner from Victoire. This week's premium bonus is a #RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join[...]
The Vanderpump Rules kids go to the beach, and James loses his shit when manbaby Schwartz makes another "joke" at his expense. Will James lose an eye to a scorpion drink bowl? Will Sandoval scream at Katie until he gets vocal nodes and saves the rest of our ears? Will LaLa let Schwartz leave Hermosa[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Ireland with more fighting between sister in laws and a few attempts to upstage by Danielle. Thanks for having us in your country, Ireland! Also, super sorry. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Toronto. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Gary returns to Below Deck Sailing Yacht with a fresh man bun and an instant annoyance with Chase's leadership seminars. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Toronto. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at[...]- 'Lito and Hubbhouse fight over Danielle on the latest Summer House (S7E11). Is there hope for the three-legged stool of friendship? Or will Danielle be joining Paige's group? Plus, olives!This is a Crappens on Demand episode. Watch here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82049188/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- On Top Chef (S20 E7), the contestants must use emoji inspiration to impress chef Gaggan Anand. Afterwards, they cook with a message in a hand-held elimination challenge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- The journey in Thaliand comes to an end on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3 E7), but not before Alexia expresses "concern" about Whitney's behavior on the trip. Plus, the bottle mystery reaches a satisfying conclusion.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- We bring Scandoval to Philadelphia as we recap the latest Vanderpump Rules (S10 E11) episode. Raquel gets caught up in a minor Oliver twist, and Katie debuts her new curly-haired man. Plus, the first major signs of nefarious infidelity emerge amongst separate mistress accusations. This show is a beautiful mess.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
- Live from Toronto, we're recapping the latest Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E11) adventures in Ireland. And it wouldn't be a Jersey ep without Tre and Melissa scrapping about fambily — this time Antonia.Thanks to everyone who showed up tonight in Canada :)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E02) is still stuck on the dock with a broken motor. Will Colin save the day? And how long will it take for Karen to Karen? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates:[...]
Summer House (S10#07) celebrates Lindsay and Carl's housewarming but danger: Danielle and Lindsay are determined to have it out about who calls each other the least. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]- *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef (S20E06) takes us on a picnic and Sara gets the blanket all crusty. Don't rush off, cuz we're forced to watch a Last Chance Kitchen to get the ending. In the end, it was all delicious. This week's premium bonus is a recap of[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Whitney throws a Tantric themed party on this week's Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S03E06) and Alexia turns into a Puritan. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates:[...]- Scheana and Brock tie the knot on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E10) and Katie rage comes a flyin' after news of the Scwartz and Raquel kiss hits the streets. Also, we talk a bit about Sandoval's interview with Howie Mandell. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Ireland (S13E10) for Tre's bachelorette party, but it's not long for the L word to be brought up. Will Danielle spill the tea she's just been poured? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Below Deck Sailing (S04E01) is back with a yacht that's clearly not up to the task. Thankfully there's a fresh man bun to keep Gary on his toes. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video[...]- Tensions are escalating on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 (S3E5) as Gizelle goes bonkers looking for her tequila bottle. Plus, Leah falls over.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- This week on Top Chef (S20E5), the contestants must cook with honey and mead for a sweet Quickfire. Afterwards, they trundle up to Kent for an overnight meal that they'll be serving family style.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- After Tom Schwartz made a crazy appearance on Watch What Happens Live!, we knew we had to recap it. We were so blown away that our wrist weights almost fell off. Plus, the Avery Singer of it all was a delight.This was originally going to be a bonus ep for Patreon, but since it went[...]
- Scheana's wedding weekend in Mexico continues on Vanderpump Rules (S10E9), and Katie manages to be the most talked about guest without actually being a guest. Plus, Schwarz and Raquel finally kiss. So much depravity.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81120091See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E9) gather to have their fortunes read, and Danielle tries to end speculation about her fight with her brother.Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81097497See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- Kyle turns forty on Summer House, which takes his mohawk game to an even sadder level. Lindsielle deteriorates further, Robert looks like he's hatching an escape plan, and a himbo with a pearl necklace threatens to breathe some life into this season. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos[...]
- The ladies of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand have a Mardi Gras party, and Whitney and Heather keep fighting about the Outer Darkness. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See[...]
Top Chef takes on the every risky biscuits before heading to a stadium for some good ole fashion team sports. Congrats! Here's your troph...wait. Gail you're not supposed to be eating the trophies. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join[...]
We're live at San Francisco's Palace of Fine Arts for this week's Vanderpump Rules episode. James slowly unravels when Raquel is unimpressed with his swim up room in Mexico, Scheana tries to make a seating arrangement for her Mexican wedding, and Katie gets down and dirty with Kristina. For our bonus episodes and video recaps,[...]
We're live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle for this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey recap. There's a party at the Fuda's shore house, and Luis creeps us out even further with a story about his latest night time attire. Will Tre's eyes blink right out of her head? For bonus episodes and video[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* It's Real Housewives of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand episode 3! In this ep, Leah gets called out for her Leah-ness and the Real Housewives Boat Curse strikes again. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]- Buckle up for elephants and drag names on the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3E2).Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2013-80725228See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- This week on Summer House (S7E07), we see fractures in Danielle's relationship with Robert, and Lindsay wants to throw down on girls night. Plus, Chris continues to be a total dud.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- The Real Housewives of Miami reunion (S5E19) comes to a rousing conclusion with one of the great trolling moments in Bravo reunion history.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- Heather Gay and Meredith Marks join us for our very first live show in Salt Lake City before we dive into our recap of the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip season 3 premiere! We're covering everything from Heather trying to knock Leah off the wagon to Marysol's stomach ache.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
- Scheana and Katie argue about THE LAST HOTEL ROOM IN MEXICO on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E7). Plus, Raquel stands up to Lala again, and James and Ally get a tarot card reading. Thanks to our audience in Denver who came out to this live recording!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
- On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E7), the Gorgas invite everyone down to their Shore house for an incredibly authentic luau featuring fresh-rolled cigars, focaccia lobsters, and of course a pepperoni pizza decorated like the American flag. You can practically smell the Maui breeze coming through the TV!Hey! This is Crappens on Demand.[...]
- We celebrate a decade of Below Deck and say goodbye to our fearless, sexy leader. Godspeed, Captain Lee! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- Carl and Lindsay show a couple of relationship cracks this week on Summer House when Lindsay wants to keep the party going and Carl wants to ... do anything else. Also, someone told Gabby her boobs looked fake and we're never going to hear the end of it. This week's bonus is a Below Deck[...]
- *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami spends its second reunion allowing Larsa to make more an more of an ass of herself. It's gold. Pure gold, Jerry! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
- Top Chef sells its soul to Ritz crackers before moving onto a humble rice challenge. Crackers and Rice. Did you MEAN to title your autobiography, Gail? This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See[...]
- Vanderpump Rules centers around the lowest vibration girls trip of all time. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- Dolores hosts another charity softball game on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E6) while Jennifer and Teresa explore the wide world of therapy.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2002-80065035See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- On this week's Summer House (S7E5), Carl reacts to Danielle's accusations of being too passive against Kyle. Plus Mya has a negative reaction to Gabby's privilege.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- It's our 2000th episode, and we're celebrating with a live recording of The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E17) in Atlanta! We're talking reunion part 1, which features Lisa talking about her divorce, Alexia defending her star power, and Larsa interrupting all of the above.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
- Top Chef is back, and this time it's more British-y than ever before! That's because it's season premiere of season 20, specifically TOP CHEF WORLD ALL-STARS. So great having Padma et. al. back, and of course, we can't have a Top Chef premiere without our traditional disclaimer: we love Gail Simmons. She is our favorite.[...]
We're live at the Booth Theater in Charlotte with a Vanderpump Rules (S10E05) recap. Katie plans a girls trip, which of course turns into misery for everyone involved besides Raquel, who makes out with Garcelle's son. This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For[...]
Jennifer Fessler hosts a BBQ on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E5) which devolves into a screaming matching between Marge and Jennifer. Later, Danielle hosts a Barbie party in Staten Island.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79716107/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ben must control his loins on this week's Below Deck (S10E15) as he works with his social media crush, Leigh Ann.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79713512See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Danielle seems like she might get her head out of Lindsay's bum on this week's Summer House, but old habits are hard to break on slumber party night. I hope you guys can sleep through the sounds of Amanda's sobs. This week's premium bonus is free! It's all about the Vanderpump Rules scandal. For our bonus[...]
Real Housewives of Potomac ends its three part reunion with Mia lying her ass off about literally everything, Chris yelling at Gizelle, and ChaCha bringing...absolutely nothing to the table. Hey, we had fun! This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and[...]
Major scandal went down in the Bravoverse last west weekend and we're here to mourn and scream together. This is a Patreon Bonus that is free to everyone this week. If you want more bonus episodes like this, join our Patreon at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Welcome back to the 2023 Golden Crappies! Here's part two of the big show. If you missed part 1, you can find it here: https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens-wondery/episodes/7475da52-adfa-4037-99ef-cacff05f6a02Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Arielle, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs, Ryan Bailey, Courtney Frain, Diallo Riddle, Rose[...]
The 2023 Golden Crappies were held on February 24th, 2023 at The Wiltern in Los Angeles amidst a shocking Southern California blizzard. We would have it no other way. Come listen to the big show where we dole out awards for the best and worst on Bravo over the past year.Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Adriana tries to apologize at the Melting Pot Party on the Real Housewives of Miami season finale (S05E16), but will it be enough? And whose legs is Julia eating? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Vanderpump Rules features a lot of extras tonight. Raquel asks Schwartz for a makeout, Katie cries over charcuterie, and James returns to James Mountain. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Teresa has a Love Bubble Housewarming party. Will her brudder show up? Or will he stay home crying like the sad little meatball he is? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Captain Lee makes a triumphant return to Below Deck and Haley celebrates her birthday by picking her nose on the phone w her boyfriend and talking about her smelly butt. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Danielle and Kyle find themselves at odds on Summer House (S7E03) over their loyalties to Carl. Meanwhile, Paige hosts a tea party, and Sam invites a hot trainer to the house.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Part two of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion (S7E19) features accusations of cookie eating at Bar One and a frank conversation about colorism. Plus, Jac is back!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Adriana puts her foot into her mouth and can't get it out on Real Housewives of Miami (S5E15). This episode is like her music video premiere: on on fyah!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's a wild episode of Vanderpump Rules (S10E3) as Katie and Schwartz revert to their old selves and drag everyone into their misery. Great for us, sucky for them. Must protect ShiShu!! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://ow.ly/K5Qe50N0cZqSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E3), Joe Gorga is pissed that Tre and Luis have snubbed Melissa's fambily. Can things ever be fixed?? Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79068607See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Karma catches up to Alissa on this week's Below Deck and a new motley crew of pageant queens comes aboard to wipe their hoohaws on towels and demand turkey clubs. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Something seems a bit robotic in RadHouseland on Summer House, and Kyle gets wasted and drags an absent Carl in front of everyone. No matter who makes up or who doesn't, just know this: Gabby will never accept a male cancer. This week's premium bonus is our first foray into the world of ChatGPT. Join[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac begins its reunion month with Mia on the grill about her multiple lies and mysterious mathematics. Everyone is dressed insanely, Candiace sprinkles in a couple of low reads, and Gizelle denies denies denies. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates:[...]
The Real Housewives of Miami are still staying at the Baha Mar and Adriana throws a temper tantrum when some rough housing leads to a hurt foot. Also, there is a side by side pic of Alexia next to a barracuda that's just not right. Not right at all. This week's bonus Patreon episode is[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules celebrates the Daily Mail party for Schwartz and Sandy's. Well, most of them do. Katie shows up to cry about not being loved more than the restaurant. At the restaurant. Awkward! This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon[...]
A mozzarella party on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E2) goes sideways when Jennifer and Margaret get into a fight, which then turns into a fight with Jennifer and Dolores, which then turns into a fight with Melissa and Teresa. Ben's mic went haywire during this recording. We tried to fix the audio as best we[...]
Sandy is mad as hell, and she's not gonna take it anymore! It's a tense episode of Below Deck (S10E12) as Fraser and his team feel the captain's wrath!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Summer House (S7E1) is back, babe! Are you watching, babe? Because, babe, Carl and Lindsay are offish a couple, and, like, babe, there's already friction in the house, babe.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E13) head to the Bahamas for a friendship reset. And nothing says sisterhood like accusations of witchcraft! Plus, flamingos!Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78510002See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules (S10E1), and so much has changed: Katie and Tom are divorcing, Lala and Rand are donezo, and Raquel and James are exploring new relationships. Just about the only thing that's the same is our beacon of light, Scheana. Her face does not sweat!Watch this ep with Crappens on[...]
Real Housewives of New Jersey is back! There are some old wounds to lick and a ton of new friend ofs to mix up the dynamic. Can they keep this season from being All About the Gorgas? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy[...]
Chef Rachel and Captain Sandy set their laser sights on Fraser on this week's Below Deck, and he starts to spin out control. Yay! This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Housewives of Potomac (S07E17) ends its season at Candiace's video release party where the Green Eyed Bandits and Ashley try to crescendo their fake storylines and fall flat on their asses. Also, Robyn went on Watch What Happens Live to do a little damage control and proves that even burdened with fresh scandal, she[...]
Real Housewives of Salt Lake ends its season as Crappens begins its live tour extravaganza. Will Whitney understand language by the end of this reunion? Will Heather admit to anything? Will Meredith hold her damn head still? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at[...]
We begin our Cheater Brand Tour at Emo's in Austin, Texas with a Real Housewives of Miami (S05E12) recap. Nicole made waves when she threw her Ay-Mex at a lawyer and it causes a fight at the Gringo dinner. Will Alexia be able to forgive her? And is anyone going to say anything to Todd[...]
Vanderpump Rules is returning, and we're all in. Chef Joe, prepare a special! *This was originally a bonus episode on our Patreon. We'll be a bit late with #RHOSLC and #RHOM this week due to them being live shows, so take this extra as a gift. If you want the video or this week's premium[...]
On the season finale of Below Deck Adventure (S1 E13), Jess must decide if she wants to cook in a fancy cave or throw herself into the fjord. Plus, Carol, the most stylish woman in Singapore, makes the stews wear tissue paper dresses.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Camille makes a surprise re-appearance on Below Deck (S10 E10), and Katie continues to pine for Ross, despite him giving every indication that he's not pine-worthy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac (S7E16), Gizelle and Mia throw Robyn a bachelorette party at a strip club, and Charrisse shares memories of Karen getting drunk and banging a worker in a bathroom.Hey! This recap is available to watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/77981811See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
This week on Real Housewives of Miami (S5 E11), Alexia invites a lawyer to lunch, ostensibly to offer advice, but instead he becomes witness to Nicole taking down Larsa.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The season three reunion for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S3 E15) is here! But Jen Shah, however, is not. Instead, our plucky second-string of Angie H., Angie K., and Danna takes the stage.Watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1961-77798650See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this week's Below Deck Adventure (S1 E12), Jess reaches her breaking point after having to wait two hours for guests to sit down for dinner. Also, small horses with Scandinavian gaits!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On the season finale of Southern Hospitality (S1 Ep8), Joey Marbles finally confesses his love for Maddi, but this romcom doesn't end quite the way it does in the movies...Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck gets rid of it's idiot deck stew ish, but will Captain Sandy have more time to focus on everyone else's faults? And will Ben ever stop crying? For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Potomac are in Mexico to accuse each other of cheating or being cheated on. Wendy and Mia call a truce, and things get even weirder when Karen accuses Juan of sleeping with her doppelgänger. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami celebrates Nicole's engagement at a swanky party Larsa was uninvited to through a dollar store mirror. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck Adventure gets a bit spicy when Jess refuses to provide snacks after a horse ride. Faye's power lipstick has an uphill battle tonight. Also, Seth gets a bit of power and immediately upgrades his dick status. This week's premium bonus is a talk about season one of Peacock's "Traitors". Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Southern Hospitality celebrates gay pride with its second coming out episode of the season. TJ finds a guy into vacuuming, Mikel has a hot date, and Grace Lily terrifies a neighborhood by sunbathing. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour[...]
Camille drinks on the job, and for a moment it looks like she's going to get away with it on this week's Below Deck (S10 Ep8).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac (S7 EP14), Karen and Charisse get to the bottom of their feud (maybe?) in Tulum. Meanwhile, there's still no progress for Wendy and Mia or Mia and Jacqueline.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this week's Real Housewives of Miami (S5 E9), Adriana gets a butt lift, and Lenny makes an unreasonably grocery demand of Lisa. Plus, Julia and Martina rekindle their love, despite horribly overcooked fish.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S3E14) season finale is upon us, and all the pressing questions will be... not answered. But that's okay. It's still a chaotic mess, which is this franchise's brand!Watch us record this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/77121003?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck Adventure (S01E10) has some follicle issues this week and they send the crew spinning out of control. Chef vs Chief Stew, Chief Stew vs Bosun, Mary Lou vs hair. Put on your power lipstick, it's going to be an ADVENTCHAAAAA! For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Southern Hospitality (S01E06) welcomes Reagan to the cast, and people are pissed. You see, Reagan has a rich boyfriend named Reece but she slept with Bradley and Bradley had a girlfriend and Reagan knew about it and...wait. Is there cinnamon on tostada chips? This week's bonus[...]
Below Deck (S10E07) goes on a journey with demanding, hookah loving guests and a Camillecano that erupts. Again. This week's bonus is about our Holiday Vacays. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Miami (S10E13) head to Mexico for Ashley's birthday celebration, but Mia and Jacquline ruin the fun with their fight about who is the worse mother. Speaking of mothers, please don't mention Karen's. This week's bonus is about our Holiday Vacays. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at[...]
Adriana tries to shoot her HOT music video on Real Housewives of Miami (S05E08), but the girls mess it up with their squabbling and fake tears. In related news, Kiki earns her crown by fighting with a Whopper in her hand. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates:[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City celebrates Jen Shah's penultimate episode as a housewife at a Mental Health Awareness event. Fits better than a Brooks Marks jumpsuit! For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]- Below Deck Adventure's latest alpha douche falls on his face when he reaches for the brass ring after a ten hour nap and Faye gets angry at Lewis for being a hobbit. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Grace Lily and Mikel both have their eyes on unavailable men, but that will never stop them from shining on glamorous Lake Norman! Plus, Leva is shocked when the normally straight-laced cast members of Southern Hospitality go wild on social media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Camille's fresh mouth gets on Captain Sandy's bad side on Below Deck. Plus, a very big announcement from us!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Key West trip on Real Housewives of Miami gets derailed by Lenny's grossness and Alexia's generalizations about Russian women. But don't worry, there's a shaman to save everything!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen takes the stage for her comedy / variety / drag / live show. Meanwhile, Ashley tries to force a confrontation between Candiace and newbie Deborah.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
So much has, like, gone on, like, with Real Housewives of Miami. Here we are to recap the stuff we've missed — from beachside goats to Lisa's marital woes. We are LOVING it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We're catching up with Anisha Ramakrishna from Family Karma today to talk about all the behind the scenes stuff on one of our favorite shows! Check it out!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* And now, finally, is the final episode of our four part crossover recap of Falling for Christmas with Reality Gays. Love you guys. Would you rather watch these episodes? Join at the Crappens On Demand Level over at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for access to all of our videos and[...]
*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Part three of Falling For Christmas is posted. Enjoy! Would you rather watch these episodes? Join at the Crappens On Demand Level over at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for access to all of our videos and bonus episodes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Part two of Falling For Christmas is here! Give us a listen. Would you rather watch these episodes? Join at the Crappens On Demand Level over at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for access to all of our videos and bonus episodes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Crappens joins forces with Matt and Jake from Reality Gays to tackle Netflix' Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie Falling For Christmas. Somehow, we talked about this movie for over four full hours. Part one is here, and the other three parts will release daily next week! We had[...]
It's a very special episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City where the women try to get to the bottom of both Heather's mystery black eye and Lisa's Barlow's SEC filing! Talk about bruising!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Captain Lee emotionally departs the yacht on Below Deck, and you'll never guess who's there to replace him. Plus, Camille continues to be terrible.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The cast of Southern Hospitality heads to a NASCAR race, and Grace Lilly pushes the limits of "dairy-free." Plus, Maddi has a very special DJ set at Republic!Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/76159466See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* The Real Housewives of Potomac join Gizelle and Robyn for their first live podcast and Giz grilles Jaqueline on her sexual relationship with Mia. This week's premium bonus episodes are our thoughts about White Lotus and our fish and plants. For our premium bonus episodes and video[...]
On the final Winter House episode of the season, we learn...nothing. I mean, it's Winter House. There's fighting, crying, and the breaking news that Jess thinks she's really hot. This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go blonde for a Marilyn dinner in San Diego. Whitney and Heather fight in circles, everyone gets wasted, and Heather ends up with a shiner. This week's premium bonus episode is about what we're watching and Meghan Markle's Andy[...]
A new deckhand joins the ADVENTCHAAAAA on Below Deck Adventure. Plus, we check in on Captain Lee and classic Below Deck too.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Future fashion icon Grace Lillly throws a tea party birthday for herself on Southern Hospitality, which is the perfect arena for the gays to fight for supremacy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Season 5 of Real Housewives of Miami has a tremendous premiere with Larsa celebrating a New Beginnings party at her condo. But the real star is Lisa Hochstein, who starts a rumor and then gets mad when it's thrown back in her face. Plus, the final days of her loveless marriage are upon us. Enjoy!See[...]
People are mending fences on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Plus, Mia opens up a Joint Chiropractic in DC, which is... fine?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jess and Kory are totally, TOTALLY embark on an exclusive relationship after Vermont guys, and don't you dare tell her otherwise! That's her journey on Winter House this week, which also sees Austen both sitting on the hot seat and then trying to put Ciara on it later (and failing). Miserable people in melting snow[...]
Jen Shah throws shoes in the water, screams at Lisa Barlow, and clashes with Heather Gay on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Honestly, it's great practice for the big house! This may have been the wildest episode of the season so far.Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1921-75669874See Privacy Policy[...]
Heather Gay from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City arrives in Norway for an adventchaaaaaaa on the latest Below Deck Adventure. Meanwhile Lewis throws Nathan under the bus, and Faye clashes with Mike.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Southern Hospitality gang bonds at a bumper cars outing and TJ tries to shame a shameless Grace Lilly. Fail! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck's Camille has trouble balancing wandering around on the deck not doing much and wandering around inside not doing much, and Rachel loses the truffles for a truffle themed tasting dinner. Godd**mit! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join[...]
iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcListen: https://watch-what-crappens.simplecast.comNew Merch: https://crappensmerch.com*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in Miami and Candiace's own words come back to haunt her during Karen's tenth FIVE NINE celebration. This week's premium bonus episode is about what we're watching and Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. For our[...]
On this week's Winter House, Austen can't find the stones to confess the bs he's spread about Lindsay and Jess tries to whine her way into a commitment from Kory. Not gonna happen. But hey, Luke has discovered maple fudge! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is in San Diego and Jen Shah hands Angie K a huge storyline when she dumps a glass of champagne on her head. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Below Deck Adventure takes us to a very twisty turny road full of burnt hands, soft eggs, and no grits. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's the Leva spinoff no one asked for, but turns out we all might need? Southern Hospitality is here and way better than we ever expected. What a thrill to see very dumb people compete for supremacy in a small city's night club. Thank you Bravo!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Someone shrank Captain Lee's shirt on Below Deck this week. Or did they? More antics from the hapless crew and their besotted guests. Did you know Camille dated a quarterback?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mia's Miami vacay on Real Housewives of Potomac continues to go off the rails as she kicks Candiace and Ashley out of the house and backs out of birthday duties for Karen. Plus, Trina!This episode is Crappens on Demand which means you can watch our recap here. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Family Karma has come back into our lives and we're here to catch up on the first three episodes. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck is back, and the boat has never been bigger! Or maybe it has, but who cares? Lee, Rachel, and Fraser have returned, and we have a new gaggle of self-involved crew members joining them! Yay!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the Great Martini Toss episode of Real Housewives of Potomac! Peter causes some good ole fashioned Peter mess and a grey goose takes flight.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Winter House drunkies go skating with Carl and Lindsay and Austen drops a bomb about his wiener. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Heather's choir continues to be a crucible for drama on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Plus, Danna finally gets into the mix!Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74780520?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The clown on Below Deck Adventure gets the ole heave ho after threatening another crew member, and we're just devastated about it. Also, Kacie changes her accent again, Oriana gets more obnoxious, and Chef Jess almost kills everyone with a rolling pin. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon[...]
The Below Deck Mediterranean season draws to a close with the triumphant perseverance of man over batter as Dave finally learns how to cook a pancake! Just kidding, he still can't do it. It feels like there's a metaphor in here about the season somewhere, but we're not sure what it is.See Privacy Policy at[...]
Wendy's burn party leads to messy accusations at the Indigo Octopus during this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Afterwards, it's time to jet to Miami for some bedroom battles and a potentially consequential phone call with oh well you know Peter Thomas.Catch us on cam with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74661790?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
This week on Winter House, Jess finally beds Kory, which means it's time to take on a new challenge: penetrating the "mean girls club." Meanwhile, Austen gets a rise out of Ciara by suggesting Olivia visit the house.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Friends-Of battle for Angie Supremacy on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Meanwhile, after choir auditions go off the rails, Heather and Whitney try to resolve their jizz feud, but the Barlow factor continues to create a divide.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74486381?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
It's only the second episode of Below Deck Adventure but the douchebaggery is already at a ten. New accents, new villains, but most of all...ADVEEENCHAAAA! This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck Med has some demanding NFL players onboard, and Chef Dave has to take a look at the man in the mirror when Natasha's ex/current/future ex/future boyfriend calls him a bully. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Wendy throws a Burn Party on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. She does a terrible job of righting wrongs, but she does have a lot on her plate. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
Winter House finds Paige slowly losing it as she realizes that she's in a relationship with Craig, and we find out why girls don't like Jess much. Also, the Toms are in the house! This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deals with a firing, a troll attack, and a really questionable choir. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Girlfriends in Paris has drawn to a close with a dramatic drapery installation, a slip dress reveal, and a meltdown on the Seine. We desperately hope this show comes back, but if it doesn't.... we'll always have Paris.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Kyle's ankle injury threatens to undermine the latest charter on Below Deck Mediterranean. Meanwhile, Dave and Tasha struggle with dishwasher tablets, and Courtney encounters her gravest challenge: a rusty pipe!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's a GHOULISH and FRIGHTFUL episode of Real Housewives of Potomac as the women gather for an absolutely TERRIFYING family UNFUN day. Watch as the ladies potato sack race their way TO HELL, and then TREMBLE IN HORROR when Ashley's separation leaks to the press. Happy Halloween!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
It's the moment we've been waiting all year for: Kathy vs. Rinna in part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. We learned so many things: Rinna was abused in the dark, Kathy may have said the F-word, and Erika is getting some D. But if there's one thing to take away from[...]
Lisa comes face to face with Angie H on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City while Whitney continues her hilling journey. Plus, the power of notaries!Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73852276/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, we finally see the much-anticipated Chloe Colette fashion show. Plus, Anya hosts her first ever Maison Firestone event. And also - slip dresses.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon ends its first season with not one, but two tragic deaths and Aemond shows off his baby blue before kicking off the Dance of Dragons. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video[...]
The stews go to war on this week's Below Deck Med, and a yacht broker/spoiled brat is on deck to make life even more pleasant. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
Candiace is furious at the allegations Gizelle is making about her husband on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, and Mia is standing by with extra logs to keep that fire burning. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
Craig has some major issues cleaning the house, but not with cleaning house as he proves by coming after Luke with some pretty strong allegations on this week's Winter House. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is still in Scottsdale. Whitney has a meeting with her half brother and sister that we can't quite understand, Bad Weather officially breaks up, and Jen Shah yells through a bullhorn and gets help packing her hair. This week's bonus[...]
Winter House returned last week, and we recapped it over on our Patreon feed. We couldn't keep it from everyone, though, so here it is a week later. For the freshest episodes, like this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
Rinna blames everything she's ever done on her grief, and the cast debates whether or not the C word is worse than "evil". Pencil us in, won't you! This week's bonus episode is a brekdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
This week on Real Girlfriends of Paris, Victoria's mom visits amidst last minute planning for a Chloe Colette fashion show. Meanwhile, Margaux moves forward with slip dresses, and Emily revolutionizes Paris with drapes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The King is dead (spoiler), which means it's time to start a new chapter in the history of Westeros. But House of the Dragondoesn't make things easy. From foot fetishes to child cage matches, this episode throws all the cringy material at us, and it can only lead to one thing: war. And nightmares. But[...]
The sad BDSM dinner party lurches forward on Below Deck Mediterranean, and later, Reid squarely places his foot in his mouth after calling Courtney and narcissist and then some.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley and Gizelle try to ignite a scandal around Chris Bassett's DMs. But will it actually take off?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Part two of the Southern Charm reunion ties up loose ends with Naomie and Craig, but the real fireworks come from Taylor, who gives Shep a tongue-lashing two years in the making. Not everyone is born for corn, sadly.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trip to Scottsdale, AZ goes awry as Whitney voices rumors about Lisa sleeping with a man for Utah Jazz tickets. Sounds like a case for Nancy Drew!Check this recap out on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73272577/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion kicks off with the usual blend of hypocrisy, denial, and Jamie Lee Curtis. And, as an added touch, several unflattering pumpkin portraits!This is a Crappens on Demand recap, which means you can watch us as we record the show here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73271893?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
We start with a mini cap of Below Deck Med before diving into The Real Girlfriends in Paris (24 minute mark), who start to show cracks as their trip to Cannes ends. A clique hurts feelings, and one person refuses to mask it. This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon sends in yet another cast and celebrates the King's getting out of bed with a sweet family dinner. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac returns. Ashley has left Michael (kind of), Karen throws a Spring Party, and Wendy goes into business with one of the biggest single wicks of all time. This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
It's time for the first part of Southern Charm's reunion, where Taylor lets Shep have it. And then she keeps going. And going. And going. Also, Kathryn defends her meatballs and Austen and Oliva try to work out their non relationship. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a trip to Arizona where they breathe out trauma with a shaman and Lisa is accused of Vida-stitution. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its season with a twist: Kathy Hilton becomes a detective and catches Erika Jayne at her sneaky leaky game. Who saw that one coming? You can put your hand down, it was rhetorical. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at[...]
Real Girlfriends in Paris heads south to Cannes for a girls trip that involves art, a sad casino, and a bread dildo. Très chic!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On the latest very, very dark episode of House of the Dragon, there's a funeral, some incest, eye gouging, and a dragon violation. And shockingly, this was actually heartwarming. Go figure. What we could see we loved!Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72842275?pr=trueListen here: https://winter-is-crappening.simplecast.com/episodes/hotd-one-eyed-monstersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A short but sweet charter on Below Deck Mediterranean sees a Maltese popstar boarding the ship to dazzle the guests. But the fun is short lived when Storm must make the most. important. decision. EVER!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On the season finale of Southern Charm, Craig invites the cast to a Winter Wonderland Christmas party where everyone gets to join together and celebrate friendship... except for Naomie and Leva, who are banished to the human wasteland that is THE OTHER TABLE.This episode is available on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72695351?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at[...]
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back, and all the alliances have changed! But one thing that has remained the same: Lisa still doesn't know how to deliver a sincere apology.Check out our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72648773?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's the moment we've been waiting for on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Rinna finally confronts Kathy. The truth finally comes out! All the controversy is not just about a conga line. It's about a conga line AND an insatiable desire to hear "Billie Jean." Does Kathy's depravity know no bounds??What did you think[...]
It's Christmastime on Real Girlfriends in Paris, which means there are miracles — Margaux leaving her apartment! — and yuletides wishes — Kacey begging someone to do her Visa stuff for her. But most importantly, the angels sing... or cry to their coworkers about Yoanne.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Lots of fire in this week's House of the Dragon, but don't fret. There's also dragon training and more childbirth horror! This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
The crew on Below Deck Med gets a day off, and bad energy is sewn when Jason secretly orders a salad. Will anyone recover? This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta lets the men take the stage, and they're outshined by the birds, the moat, and the hum of the air conditioner. But hey. Drew finally gets a chance to explain what Drop It With Drew is supposed to be. This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time.[...]
In our second episode of Season 4, we delve into the science of community development with Brett Theodos, Senior Fellow at the Urban Institute. Brett researches neighborhoods and places, and tries to understand what makes neighborhoods work for the people that inhabit them. In this episode, Brett and our hosts discuss the vital relationship between[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Southern Charm is still in St James, where Shep is being accused of being Shep and Craig has another meltdown. Will Leva ever leave her kitchen? This week's premium bonus episode is a chat about what we do with our alone time. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delivers the HUGE Kathy Hilton drama they've promised the whole season, and it's a doozy. No one would do the conga with her. Will the nation ever heal? More importantly, will Rinna? The PTSD of it all. This week's premium Patreon[...]
It's American Embarrass today at a Real Girlfriends in Paris speed dating event where everyone feels the sting of rejection. Everyone except Victoria, who gets all the men. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Captain Sandy isn't happy about the stew pantry, and Kyle must endure the greatest indignity of all: NOT SERVING FRANK! Just another day on Below Deck Mediterranean.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A royal wedding between Rhaenyra and Laenor goes awry in Westeros — hard to believe! Just another day of madness on House of the Dragon.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On part two of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Sheree calls her assistant/friend/assistant-friend Anthony to get to the bottom of... something? Andy is not happy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The case of Southern Charm heads to St. Simon for a vacay of sports, relaxation, and getting wasted. Along the way, everyone questions Shep's treatment of Taylor, and Shep... well... he just wants to win at tennis.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Aspen trip on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills culminates with Kyle in tears over Dorit skipping an afternoon at a hat shop. Meanwhile, Erika interprets a legal technicality as a full exoneration, and Rinna shades Kathy's tequila.Watch us move our tongues like Kyle with Crappens on Demand here: https://bit.ly/3Bj0DwbSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, Emily floats her way into a prestigious internship while Yoanne makes life hell for Victoria. There's also cheese.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Natasha whips a dildo out on the wrong guests this week on Below Deck Med, and Kyle mopes around after losing the love of his life. Also, a lot of orange juice was purchased. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at[...]
Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Well, it's finally here. The Flowers in the Attic episode of House of the Dragon. RayRay has her full Euphoria moment on this episode, and we're here to break it all down. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta begins its reunion with Sheree trying to explain why she doesn't pay for bills, Kandi letting Marlo have it for accusing her of not helping people, and birds chirping. So. Many. Bird. Chirps. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of[...]
It’s Patricia’s yearly boys night on Southern Charm. Shep defends his choice not to delete a dating app while across town at girls night, Taylor defends her choice not to sign up for a dating app. Garsh! This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac.[...]
Bravo has gifted us with Real Girlfriends in Paris, which is about a bunch of basic Americans in...you guessed it. Paris. Brace yourselves for ranch being pulled out of purses. This week's premium Patreon bonus will be a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika blossoms (rots?) into the unabashed cartoon villain we always knew she was when she yells at widows and orphans for making her look bad over a pair of unreturned diamond earringson this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Kathy gets her turn of the[...]
Kyle crosses some professional lines as he falls truly madly deeply in love with Frank, a charter guest who suffers from GWD (gay wit deficiency). Is this the start of another Below Deck Mediterranean romance?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on House of the Dragon, there's a stag hunt, more unsavory betrothal suggestions, and a confrontation with an enemy feared across all of Westeros: tiny crabs!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71623484?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It finally happened: Shereé Whitfield put on a fashion show with fashions, how undreadful! Yes, on the Real Housewives of Atlanta season finale, we at long last get to see Shereé's sartorial vision — and Tyrone too! What a night!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Austen invites ALMOST everyone over for Friendsgiving on Southern Charm, and we discover that Paige dislikes Naomi almost as much as she does squash casserole. Plus, we talk about fat cats.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The season three trailer for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has arrived, and we are so hyped for it! Join us as we break down every shot, frame by frame.Watch along with us with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71426464?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally heads to Aspen for its much hyped major cast trip of the season. Predictably, the first night culminates in the group ganging up on Sutton and Diana calling her a cut fitness. Great work, team!Catch this recap on video with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71384532?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at[...]
Below Deck Med keeps it crazy this week when Kyle ponders giving a guest the best customer service one can give. This week's bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week's House of the Dragon finds RayRay staring down the beautiful eyes of her weirdo brother over a stolen egg while the King decides to marry young. Thankfully, not THAT young. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kenya and Marlo at a joint surprise party, and Sheree worries that she may have another fashion show with no fashions. This week's premium bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Southern Charm is on vacation at a Frank Lloyd Wright house where Shep shows his true colors (again) and Taylor refuses to let the egg drop. This week's premium bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
The ladies of Married to Medicine are still in Vegas and this week the strippers come out to play. Heavenly does some deep soul searching and Quad talks about self pleasure. A LOT. This week's premium bonus is a talk about our Amazon front pages and bad trendy restaurants. Find all of our premium bonuses[...]
There's pure chaos on Below Deck Mediterranean this week as the yacht crashes into a dolphin, Kyle's tooth gets infected, and the stabilizers go out of commission.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Jamaica trip concludes this week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but not without some bickering, some river rafting, and a healing dose of KFC.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
At long last House of the Dragon is here. There are dragons, there is bloodshed, and there is a body part that SHALL NOT BE NAMED. Did you watch? We are all in!Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70892297?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Southern Charm, the gang heads to a Frank Lloyd Wright house to drink, capture lizards, and make fun of Craig. Just the usual stuff!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Garcelle and Erika clash at Rinna's disco party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Kathy is still reeling from the "Homeless and Toothless Foundation."Watch us record our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70698634?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The ladies of Married to Medicine are in Vegas. Will Conetessa and Heavenly make up? Will Toya find bacon? And will Jackie ever stop talking her choach? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at[...]
Natasha goes running back to her ex on this week's Below Deck Med, and the twerker returns to the show. Will Zi's pant-tent be able to stay folded? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to Jamaica, where Kenya shows up late to everything and then gets mad at Sanya about it. Classic. Also, Drew sprains her ankle. It's a really action packed episode, what can we say? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer.[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* HBO is giving us a prequel to Game of Thrones, so Winter is Crappening is back to take on House of the Dragon. Ronnie and Ben take on dragon privilege, terrible blonde wigs, and a little girl that starts as a mini real housewife and grows[...]
Shep's dog is forced into marrying Patricia's, and Marcie tells everyone she's pregnant over and over again. Welcome to a very special canine wedding episode of Southern Charm! This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy[...]
Dorit and PK have the ladies over for a charity dinner and Rinna loses her shit and starts screaming about old issues she forgot she resolved last week. Thankfully, Melissa Ehteridge is there to remind Diana what real singing sounds like after we are subjected to another concert by Chip. Find all of our premium[...]
The cast of Married to Medicine heads to Vegas for a girls trip, but not before the husbands bury the hatchet, as it were.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave crosses the line with stalker texts on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, causing all sorts of drama on board. Plus, a new deckhand is on her way as Raygan heads for smoother seas.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta head to Jamaica for their cast trip, and love is in the air for Kenya! Sort of. Not really. Meanwhile, Marlo challenges Ralph's parenting choices, which doesn't sit too well with Kandi.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
After Shep's dog defiles Patricia's virginal pooch Peaches, canine nuptials are set into motion on Southern Charm. Meanwhile, Craig draws a line in the sand with Naomie, and Venita makes up with Olivia.Hey! This is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70118964?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
If you have a rosé tasting and half your castmates aren't there to see it, did you ever really have a rosé tasting? That's one of the many existential questions lurking within the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which features Rinna airing some unfinished business with Sutton.Don't just listen to the episode, watch it[...]
It's Halloween on Married to Medicine, and Anila pulls her husband into a shady prank on the Harrises. May the man spats commence! This week's bonus episode is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Raygan leads the crew to a dolphin fail on Below Deck Med while Chef Dave wrestles with his man feelings and Captain Sandy asks Norma to do her a solid. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Todd and Kandi go back and forth on estate planning this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Fun! Also, Sanya tries to force a couples trip on the non couples and Drew tries it with Sheree again. And fails. Again. This week's bonus is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses[...]
Chleb gets messy on Southern Charm and Olivia gives Venita a shuck you non invite to her parents' party. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Caroline Stanbury finally marries Sergio on this week's Real Housewives of Dubai, and the Ladies of London jump all over Ayan for trying to steal the spotlight. Will any falcons on trapezes strap sparklers to their necks for the occasion? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Erika performs an unplanned duet with Asher on a very merry Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, there's more discussion about drinking, and PK explains what that whole DUI situation is.This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch our recap here: https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Dave and Natasha try to keep their relationship under wraps on Below Deck Mediterranean, but the rest of the yentas on board know something's up. Meanwhile, Raygan proves to be as good a dancer as she is a bosun.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Marlo's trip to the mountains goes haywire on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but even though it was cut short, at least we got more FATUM!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's the season finale for Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 2, and we wrap up the rollercoaster with some canoeing, some worship, and a casual joke that doesn't land quite right. We'll miss you, Bluestone Manor!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Southern Charm, Venita tries to reason with Olivia — which doesn't work out so well — and the guys head up to Charlotte. Taylor should have nothing to worry about. Nothing at all!Don't just listen to the episode; watch it too! Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/69441543See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
On a very special Halloween Christmas episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, film royalty Jamie Lee Curtis slums it on Bravo to help her charity out. Plus, Kathy Hilton finally makes her return and Diana throws a Xmas party.This is a Crappens on Demand video. Catch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/69397858See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
The boat almost tips over this week on Below Deck Med, but there's even more mess to clean up when the chef decides to out his secret relationship with the chief stew. Dun dun duunnnnn! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Kenya decides to join the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta on their trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains, and the petty fighting over not much begins. Sheree has toe drama, Kandi refuses to leave without eating first, and Drew keeps trying to start but no one will let her. Find all of our premium[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Ronnie takes a solo shot at Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2 Episode 6 while Ben recovers from the 'vid, and it's just in time for Dorinda's humbling, Brandi's "redemption", and Taylor's incredibly weird blow drying sesh. Find all of our premium bonuses and video[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* With Ben still on the mend, Ronnie is joined by the hilarious maestro Ryan Bailey from So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey to discuss Southern Charm's tea party episode. Two solid hours of crazy. Enjoy, and find more of Ryan's work by following his show[...]
Ben is out sick for this week's episode, so Ronnie calls his old family friend Nancy DaBoBo (Talkin' to Nancy on 636 AM in Loredo Texas) to join him. Warning: This episode will probably annoy the hell out of you. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have a pretty chill holiday episode, but Diana and[...]
On the season premiere of Below Deck Mediterranean, Sandy is back with an almost entirely new crew. But most importantly, the boat nearly capsizes, and there's a terrible primary guest on board. Fun!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
In an effort to distract herself from heartbreak, Shereé throws a pajama party at her Chateau on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. There's incense, penises, and booze. But most of all, there are 10 different aliases for Drew and Ralph.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dorinda and Jill try to work through their deep-seated issues on the latest Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, but things take a turn when Brandy makes a low blow...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Southern Charm, Austen learns that Madison is engaged, Shep reveals his fears of having a baby, and Kathryn and Chleb come to a crossroads. Plus, concerning developments surrounding meatballs, rain driving, and tuna maintenance.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Erika yells at Garcelle's 14-year-old son, and Sutton throws a mucky luncheon. Plus, Mauricio scratches his marble counter!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Dorinda throws a Prohibition party on the fourth episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. She makes Tamra cry, then she makes herself cry, then she makes Jill cry. Brown liquor for everyone! This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* In this very special Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip recap of episode 3, Dorinda cheats at a lasagna bakeoff and Brandi tries to learn what apologies are. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and[...]
Naomi throws a welcome back party for herself on this week's Southern Charm and Olivia gets into her first cast fight. Also, Kathryn uses her new Keurig machine. Again. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Diana Jenkins the full fledged willain finally shows up on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and no one knows quite how to handle it. Also, breaking news! Kyle does the splits. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find[...]
The new Below Deck Mediterranean trailer dropped recently, and we're here to break it down shot by shot, frame by frame. Come join us as we make flash impressions of the new cast and season!Watch the trailer along with us using Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68418243See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
On the second episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Pt. 2, Jill Zarin finally makes her belated appearance, and Brandi pushes Taylor to the brink during a coffee psychic dinner.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marlo get into it at a Drop It With Drew class, which is shocking (mostly because there IS a Drop It With Drew class AND that Shereé managed to rustle up some She By Shereé merch for it).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip is back - as are eight ex-Housewives, who Peacock has shoved into Bluestone Manor as part of some sadistic social experiment. We couldn't be happier.This is Crappens on Demand! Watch our recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68223835See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Season eight of Southern Charm premiered this week, and there's already so much drama out of the gate: did Naomie and Craig DO IT? Will Kathryn and Naomie mend fences? And what will happen to Shep and Craig? Looks like a fine mess to us!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, everyone wants something from Caroline: Sergio wants a baby, Lesa wants an explanation, and Ayan just wants a hug. But what does Caroline want? Apparently, to berate people.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates boats. The big ones, the small ones, the repossessed ones. Yes, the ladies are still in Punta Mita where Erika gets schnockered and dreams of the life she once had while a jellyfish tells Diana how we all feel about[...]
Sanya has a not so surprise guest to fight with at her cooking party this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and a couple of the moms have things to say. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at[...]
The Real Housewives of Dubai celebrate a maternity fashion show and Caroline Stanbury snubs them all. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* While The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to mull over the word "dark", Sutton finally snaps, Erika tries to manipulate Crystal into being a weapon of Stracke destruction, and Diana gets in on the crying. The trauma of it all! Find all of our premium[...]
There's a wedding and Celiac disease on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and if that doesn't get you excited, we don't know what will.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
By popular demand, we are visiting the world of Below Deck Down Under! And of course we choose a kind of lame episode to recap. So, instead, we look back at the season and its horrific track record of professional shortcomings. Oh, and in case it isn't clear — Ryan sucks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Marlo pampers Sheree after her Philly debacle, and Sanya tries to bring the women together for some Jamaican cooking. Spoiler alert: things don't go well.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, the women celebrate American Thanksgiving, and no - Caroline Stanbury is not forced to wear a turkey hat again. However, Ayan does present an unexpected gift to Lesa.Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67603714See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The "dark" controversy on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills crosses borders as the women head to Mexico for a much needed vacation from their three days of recovery from the last vacation. Plus, we say goodbye to the legendary Lois
The Below Deck Sailing Yacht crew competes in a relay race with the Canadian guests and Ashley runs to tattle tale on Scarlet because she's still not getting any Gary in her life. This week's bonus is a chit chat about reading, Under the Banner of Heaven, and the moral quandary of engaging in reality[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in NY, and this time Kandi has asked them all to wear remote controlled vibrating underwear. Will Ralph find a way to gaslight a cooch? If anyone can, it's this guy. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find[...]
Top Chef ends its Houston season by crowning a winner, and Ripert has a stalker. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
There's a new Real Housewives in town, and that town is Dubai. The money! The opulence! The really high structures with glass floors that send children into panic attacks! We're in. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Crystal hints at some "dark" (huge word, HUGE) statements Sutton made in the past to get herself out of trouble on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Erika Jayne says that the orphans and widows could be liars. Super classy episode. You can tell[...]
The scalene love triangle on Below Deck Sailing Yacht continues to smolder away with Gary happily causing chaos amongst all the women. Plus, Canadians come on board.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
We recently decided to revisit a classic Real Housewives of New Jersey for a live show in Pittsburgh, PA. Imagine our surprise when we received a phone call from Dolores Catania herself mid-recap! It was hard to hear her; so the conversation is a bit, um, disjointed, but who cares? One of the most thrilling[...]
It's the crossover moment that's been years in the making: LadyGang and Crappens! We chat about all things Bravo, anemia, and everything in between. Hope you all have as much fun listening as we did talking!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's a race to get their feelings validated when the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trek to La Quinta and try to emotionally one up each other. Will Sutton be forgiven? Will Crystal forgive everyone else for last year's drama? And why is Kyle yelling? Just[...]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has given Gary another woman to chase around the boat and Daisy has taken aways Ashley's dream of being second stew. With all this pandemonium, will the guests be able to eat...DUCK? Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to New York to see Kandi's Broadway show, but they end up trying to come up with compliments for Todd's New Jersey f pad instead. Also, Ralph is a monster. Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Top Chef is still on vacay in Galveston. This time there's no elimination challenge, and no, that doesn't mean Gail started eating roughage. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Rinna and Sutton go head to head about charity event tickets and Diana enters stage right and one ups every single cast member in one fell swoop. You need a new willain? HEWE I AAAAAM! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey finally break Andy on the final reunion, Luis answers a couple of questions questionably, and the husbands decide to own the term "bi** boy". This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and[...]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht finds Ashley double fisting a bowl of pasta because she doesn't get the man she wants, the job she wants, or the attention she wants. It's kind of glorious. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy[...]
Summer House season 6 draws to a close with the cast munching on some of Mya's elusive cookies. Along the way, there's more talk about Kyle and Amanda's wedding, Paige and Andrea's relationship, and Danielle and Ciara's rift. But mostly, it's about the cookies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree and Drew clash over at Kenya's tea party, causing a fussy lady to storm out of the room. Plus, rumors of Ralph's sexuality and Kandi's locker room activities surface.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres with a truly terrifying incident as Dorit suffers a home break in, kicking off season 12 on a decidedly emotional note. Luckily, Sutton keeps us laughing with an obnoxiously self-involved attitude that's deeply tone deaf and totally perfect.Check out our video recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66323453See[...]
Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion barrels along this week with Andy mending fences between Tre and Joe, Jennifer hauling out oversized printouts, and lots of talk about fat shaming. You ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night....Watch our recap[...]
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, a group of high maintenance idiots make life hell for Daisy her understaffed department. Meanwhile, a new deckhand named Barnaby comes on board, and we're pretty sure he's going to murder someone.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Paige tries comes for Lindsay on this week's Summer House Reunion Part One, but no one answers. Making matters worse, Paige is sat on the wrong couch. Will she recover? Has anyone else on TV ever gone through something this painful? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef in space.[...]- Ralph and Drew's marriage is a gaslight-y, love bomb-y mess on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, and we find out that Todd has a not so secret pad in New Jersey. On a bright note, Marlo learns what homecoming is. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We're joined by legendary TV producer @thecarlosking_ for a chat about his new podcast "Reality With the King", a dive into his work on Real Housewives, and a squabble over Kyle Richards. Find Carlos' new podcast everywhere and watch his OWN talk show, The Nightcap With[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including[...]
It's finally here... the moment no one's been waiting for... KyManda's wedding! Yes, The Summer House finale brought us an event three years in the failing, and it was as okay as we expected! Plus, Lindsay and Carl admitted their growing meh-ttraction for each other, and Alex did something we remembered. What a way to[...]
We were thrilled with the season premiere of Real Housewivs of Atlanta. The entire vibe is perfect — from Sanya's debut to Drew's shabby get-rich-quick schemes. Plus, how great was it to see Marlo finally holding a peach? We're more excited than Anna Wintour getting a free pass to Le Archive.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
This week on Top Chef, the chefs must cook a monochromatic Quick Fire dish before pouring their soul into the elimination challenge. All in the style of a FRIKADELLEN!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We're closing out the 16th season of Real Housewives of Orange County with one last installment of the reunion. This time we're discussing Shannon's neck, Cards Against Humanity, and Dr. Jen's fascinating home life.Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65719814See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Marge and Tre talk try to clear the air, but it goes as well as Luis trying to eat a piece of Nashville Hot Chicken... which is to say, not well.This recap is a Crappens on Demand recap; so be sure to watch[...]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht drives a stew aground and Ashley keeps getting classier and classier on this very special "day trip" episode. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Summer House goes back to prom, so Kyle and Amanda scream about their relationship like the true high school couple they are. Thankfully, Amazon is here to dress everyone. Do they do flowers? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.- Hey - it's a special preview of the Real Good podcast. In this fourth episode of the third season, the hosts talk to CEO of Summit Academy OIC Louis King about what it takes to lift someone from poverty into the middle class, the dignity that comes along with a job that can provide for[...]
It's time for Top Chef Restaurant Wars. There's fresh bread, a salad fight, and all the Padma disappointment our little hearts could handle. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's the first Noella reunion on Real Housewives of Orange County, and the cast isn't having it. Don't worry, there's also some Shannon pile-ons we can yell about! This week's bonus is a two part road trip for the final leg of our Hunky Dory Tour. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps[...]
We're live from The House of Blues in Houston, TX for a very special recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa refuses to apologize for clearing a table onto Marge's outfit, the guys take shots from a dildo, and Melissa makes the cast embarrass music itself on a day trip to a recording studio.[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County closes its 16th season out with a bizarre but catchy musical number that we shamelessly LOVE. But before then, there's a brush with Tommyknockers, a fight in a store, and a very confessional moment with a sommelier.Thanks to the Moontower Comedy Festival for having us!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
This week on Summer House, Kyle angles for a prenup... or does he? Plus, a florist cancels, which means a drunken rage-out at dinner.Watch a very special Ben and Ronnie IN PERSON Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65342655See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The latest episode of Top Chef: Houston has the chefs battling to make dinosaur-inspired cuisine in honor of the upcoming film, Jurassic World Dominion. It barely makes sense, but that's the fun of it!Watch our recap with an epic Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens?filters[tag]=Crappens%20On%20DemandSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 12 trailer has arrived, and we are breaking down every inch of it — from the hair accessories to the LA smog.Watch along with us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65132907See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Nashville, and it goes about as well as you'd expect, which is to say not very well at all. Watch out for flying Palomas!!Check out this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65106644Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.comSee Privacy Policy[...]
Alex returns to Summer House with a really interesting marshmallow arc and a bonfire that features Lindsay trying to hook up but then ruining it when she loses her mind. Rinse and repeat. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at[...]
Top Chef celebrates some of Texas' most beloved female heroes and Talenti tries to figure out how to make a new flavor out of the winning Quickfire dish. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County mine for material in Aspen, Gina loses her shit for no reason, and Jen copies everything Heather says. Thanks for the amazing night, Cleveland! We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at[...]
We're live in beautiful Columbus to mock this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Marge throws her mom a 75th birthday party and Teresa tries to figure out what to do with her sausage stuffer. We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas![...]
Ciara and Danielle's fight looms over this week's Summer House episode, but not as much as Hurricane Henri, which threatens to trap the cast out in Long Island. There's bickering, gossiping, and volleyball, and we cover it all. Thanks to everyone who came out and saw us in Detroit!Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back for season 14 with some old faces (Shereé), new titles (Marlo), and surprising holdovers (Drew). We're breaking down the whole trailer on today's episode. If you want to watch along with us, join us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64772350Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
This week on Top Chef the cheftestants have to put a new spin on brisket, but not before they put an even newer spin on Texas toast. We're recapping it all with Crappens on Demand; so come watch us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64724030Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
On a group trip to Aspen, The Real Housewives of Orange County lose their mind with several chaotic spats culminating in Noella accusing Heather of shoving a cameraman. It's the sort of low-stakes, high emotion fight we live for. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in San Francisco!Get tix to our live[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Dolores arranges a charity softball game which turns into a minor spat about yoga pants — as is wont to happen.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has a problem when the boat runs ashore. Sorry to tell you this, but it's about Tom. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Ciara VS Hubbhouse on this week's Summer House, until Danielle jumps in and glasses go flying. This drama is all over Austen. Let that sink in. Austen. Seek help. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef has a twin plate challenge with the one and only Wylie Crazypants Dufrense and someone fries a biscuit. Will Padma ever recover? We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Gina pores over her new skincare line on Real Housewives of Orange County. Will her fight with Shanon be a blemish or will everyone mask their pain and make rash decisions? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit,[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey do a team building exercise at a treetop adventure park, and Tre blows her top cuz she's sick of everyone talkin' bout her man! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus,[...]
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht there's no wind until all of a sudden there's ALL THE WIND. In between, there's a misbehaving tent and a drunken guest.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The love triangle between Lindsay, Ciara, and Austen bubbles over into house drama on this week's Summer House. But at least Kyle and Amanda aren't fighting!Whose team are you on?Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must form their own Asian Night Market, which means chewy steaks, raw potatoes, and greasy dough. Padma is not happy.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dr. Jen treats the Real Housewives of Orange County to an exciting evening of brain scans and power points, but not before Heather alerts us that she's friends with Richard Marx! This is peak RHOC, and we're #blessed to recap this madness with a live crowd in Washington DC. Plus, updates about Countess LuAnn Delesseps!Get[...]
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Luis confronts the rumors about his past (by not confronting them at all) and then love bombs Teresa with a scroll of endearments. Plus, we learn the vital difference between Taylor Ham and pork rolls.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
Wow. This week's episode of Below Deck: Sailing Yacht gave us some of the worst guests in franchise history, the worst tip in franchise history, the worst head in jury in franchise history, and the worst bronzer mishap in franchise history. Plus, Gary and Daisy locked lips like two sea anemones stuck on each other.[...]
It's the final part of Real Housewives of Miami's season 4 reunion, which means it's time to talk about Kanye's peen. Let's get our tiny blue boxes out and do this! This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finishes out its bonkers season with Reunion Part Three, and there's a huge twist: Jen Shah is a victim who's only helped people her ENTIRE LIFE. This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus[...]
Heather takes poor Gina to revel in the bright lights of Syracuse this week on Real Housewives of New York, and Shannon tries to convince herself that she's having as much fun as they are. In a surprise twist that leaves us stunned and changed for life, we meet Heather's mother. This week's bonus is[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's guys night on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Bill is put on the hot seat by the newly named Wolf Pack. Will Luis show up after new rumors start swirling? Will Joe Gorga every apologize? Will Marge order aphids in her salad? Find out![...]
It's Lindsay's birthday on Summer House, so Austen shows up in terrible prints as some sort of prize for the women to fight over. Happy "I'm 35 but my eggs are 28"day! This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming[...]
The supersized part one of the season 4 Real Housewives of Miami reunion is a fantastic episode from start to finish. We love Larsa "Progressive" Pippen's curious account of her body modifcations, and we were riveted by Julia's tragic backstory. But most of all, we just really loved Andy getting pissed off at Lisa.Get tix[...]
On part two of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 2 reunion, the rift between Lisa and Meredith seems to grow irreparably wider, especially after Meredith dons her lawyer hat and dismantles Lisa's claims.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef returned this week, and we were extremely excited to recap it live from the Turner Ballroom in Milwaukee. The episode had everything we wanted: egos, Padma, and terrible culinary choices.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa and Jennifer get into a minor scrape, and Luis clears up any misconceptions about "the video." And by clears up, we mean he lies to everyone's face. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in Chicago!Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy[...]
This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather Dubrow hosts a dinner party with Jen and Ryne that results in one of the funniest, awkwardest scenes we've seen in a long time. It's safe to say we will always remember this spectacular moment.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Summer House, the ladies contemplate how best to tell Amanda that Kyle has said some hurtful stuff about her. Plus, Lindsay has robust eggs, and EVRETT is back!Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Housewives of Miami's fourth season comes to a sad close with the death of Alexia's mother. Don't worry, though. Larsa poor shames someone at a bachelorette party, so it's not all bad. This week's bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour![...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the start of Reunion month for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Mary's a no-show, there's a hole filled with water on the stage, and everyone is dressed insanely. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back. Gary is still a horndog and no one has figured out to bolt down furniture. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee,[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore, where Teresa flips out on production for not leaving poor Luis be. This week's bonus episode is about Celebrity Big Brother and air fryers. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on[...]
Did you know Alexia's getting married? She is! And on this week's Real Housewives of Miami, Marysol - aka Gay Icon -- is throwing a bachelorette party at none other than the Versace Mansion. Plus, Nicole has a new favorite word: mallllicious!Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
This week on Summer House, "Kyle" is the star of the show - as in Amanda saying "Kyle" every ten seconds like a refrigerator door that's been left open. There's also a bonDAGE party thrown by Andrea and a declaration of cuteness by Paige.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
On the season finale of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jenny tries to have a fight with Mary at Lisa's Vida Tequila event. It doesn't really happen. Sort of a weird note to end a triumphant season on, but entertaining nonetheless.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Jackie throws a frat party on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and the keg is going to be thrown like one of Donkey Kong's barrels by the end of it all. What ah ya gonna doooo about iiiit!? This was a live show in LA that had lost audio, so we've recorded the[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon Beador holds a luncheon where Dr. Jen reveals major issues in her marriage. Plus, Heather pushes edamame and edibles on various people in her life.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Mya opens up about not feeing let in on this week's Summer House, and Lindsay gets friendzoned. Again. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami takes our breath away with a fight about Kanye West's peen. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're[...]
Crappens ReRun Time! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip showed up on Bravo, so to those who are watching it for the first time, here is our first recap, which we have also made available as a free Crappens On Demand video! Looking for all the recaps? Go to our Patreon page and search RHUGT and[...]
Real Housewives of Orange County ends its Mexico trip with Emily on her ass and Gina angry at Noella. Don't worry, Game Nights and terrible marriages always turn things around! By the way, Jen works a lot you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also[...]
All hail the rise of the new Supreme on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Gia becomes a Housewife in training when she lets her uncle have it, and Marge and Delores try to stop Jen's victim tour in its tracks. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht[...]
This week on Summer House, Craig comes clean about if he's sleeping with Kristin Cavallari, causing his love triangle with Paige and Andrea to... sort of ripple? Plus, Amanda has a 30th birthday that receives minimal interest and nary a gift from Kyle. At least Luke's back!Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy[...]
The Real Housewives of Miami trip to the Hamptons culminates in Julia barfing her way through a mystery illness (a hangover) and Larsa overseeing a massively influential brand summit with 25 people. It's high drama.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The chaos on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reaches a boiling point between Lisa and Meredith, with the former besties screaming at each other throughout their Zion rental. Is it time to say bye to this friendship? Or maybe we should just say "Hi, I'm Whitney" to it instead?Catch this recap on Crappens[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Noella nearly dies in a sweat lodge, only to face Heather later at dinner for a Cards Against Humanity fight. It's perfect.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We celebrated ten years together and kicked off our Hunky Dory Tour at the 2022 Golden Crappies live from The Town Hall theater in New York City with guests Dorinda Medley (RHONY), Jackie Goldshneider (RHONJ), Luke Gulbranson (Summer House), Taylor Strecker, Dave Quinn, Matt Marr, Jake Anthony, Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff. Special appearances by[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back, and we're kicking off the premiere with a live show in Atlanta. There's so much to discuss: Luis's crazy video, Jennifer new nose, Marge's accusations, Tiki Barber, Joe Gorga's standup. It's gonna be a good season! Thanks Georgia!Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami brings back the classic "Friendship Contract" storyline when Julia gets on one knee for Adriana in Montauk. Good luck with that one! This week's bonus episode is part two of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Craig shows up on this week's Summer House to claim Paige and rage against Lindsay. Carl tries to get some heat going with Ciara, and the new guy finds meatable things to ingest. This week's bonus episode is part two of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown.[...]
We recorded this very special Real Housewives of Salt Lake City on our iPhone from a hotel room while we were snowed in during the BLOCKBUSTER BOMB CYCLONE of 22. The audio is a bit janky, but we couldn't want to make you guys wait for the recap. It gets crazy. To make it up[...]
We're live in Boston at the Wilbur Theater for the end of our first weekend back out on the road. We had a great time discussing the final Vanderpump Rules Reunion and ingesting gallons of chowda. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022[...]
Vanderpump Rules starts off its reunion with James and Raquel breaking up, and ends with Katie yelling at Sandoval. Will Scheanna find a way to get that ring out of James' pocket? Let's find out! This week's bonus episode is part one of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes[...]
The Real Housewives of Miami heads to Montauk, NY for bicker-filled cast trip. First there's a fight over room selection, and then Marysol tries to make Nicole the black sheep. The only thing that's missing is Guerdy!For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally[...]
For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwcThis week on Summer House, the gang throws their first big party since the pandemic started, and it's got everything we could want: Carl spitting game at Ciara,[...]
The madness continues on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City as Jen and Meredith continue to quarrel at their house in Zion. But nothing prepares us for Meredith's early morning explosion at breakfast.For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, the women head to Mexico for a group trip, and Heather finds it in her heart to invite Noella, who has incidentally given Max a very mature gift. Will the decision backfire in Fancy Pants' face? Of course! And we're here for it.For those of you[...]
For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwcThe season finale of Vanderpump Rules is a glorious mess, and we're absolutely thrilled about it. Scheana and Brock manage to ruin James and Raquel's engagement party... or maybe it[...]
It's pajama party time on Real Housewives of Miami, and Lisa is obsessed with trying to get her fetish on with Julia even though she doesn't know what the word means. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in person[...]
Summer House returns for a sixth season with a couple of new faces and one turkey obsessed brah. Kyle and Amanda fight, Lindsay flirts, and Andrea tries to recover from getting ghosted. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person[...]
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go on a trip to Zion in the Sprinter Van From Hell, where Mary misses a drum circle and Whitney tries to have an angry scene. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards[...]
A boy who dreams of luxury drags his mom to Monaco so he can start his life as a Princess. Will he be ok with being one step away from the border? For those of you that like to watch along, this is House Hunters International S96 E04 and we found it on Discovery Plus.See[...]
This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather throws a book launch party for her daughter, Noella accuses Heather of getting violent at her own Nobu party, and Emily gets shlammered. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brock and Scheana take mooching to a new height on this week's Vanderpump Rules when James and Raquel invite the gang to their engagement party weekend at a gorgeous winery. One thing Brock did not chintz out on in this episode? Balloons. Lots and lots of[...]
It's a very intense showdown between Todd and oh well you know Peter on this week's Real Housewives of Miami. TL;DR: Peter's terrible. But the show is excellent!For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwcGet[...]
On a very special episode of Project Runway, the designers must make a reunion look for several members of the Real Housewives franchise. Honestly, we're shocked this crossover experience hasn't happened before.For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith throws a cringey birthday for Seth, and then afterwards the women head out on a road trip where Jen and Lisa get into an unhinged screaming match. Perfection.For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it[...]
Season six of Summer House is right around the corner; so here's a breakdown of the trailer in all its sloppy, wine-throwing glory!Watch along with us on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60862830See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A soap opera actress returns to South Africa with a very American husband on her arm to start her career back up. Will her husband's obsession with home brewing bubble over? For those of you that like to watch along, this is House Hunters International s107 E08 and we found it on Discovery Plus. See Privacy[...]
This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Sweet James officially serves Noella divorce papers... with a side of flowers. Plus, Dr. Jen tries to start up a fight, and Heather takes Gina to the races.Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60822019Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy[...]
This week on Vanderpump Rules, the Toms plan a party so the rest of the cast can see how they're tumbling into debt. Meanwhile, Brock hatches a plan to have a secret wedding at James and Racquel's engagement party. What could go wrong?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Real Housewives of Miami, Guerdy throws a Tulum themed birthday party for Julia. There's a sorrow war, animal poop, and one really awkward foot massage. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake starts our 2022 right with a fight at the Mild Rose rebranding party. Jennie confronts Mary over racially ignorant comments, Jen swipes some re-re-gifted shoes, and Meredith dresses like half of a Sesame Street ostrich. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter[...]
This week on Dwell Hello, we're recapping House Hunters: season 200, ep 13 - "Searching for a Chicago Condo," available on YouTube TV.Will Kevin get what he wants? But what about Kevin? So many Kevins, not enough time!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We teamed up with Brian Moylan's podcast 12 Gays of Christmas for a very special crossover holiday recap of Housewives of the North Pole starring the one and only Kyle "You Stole My Gingerbread House" Richards. Enjoy, and have an amazing New Year! We love you guys! This week's episode is a recap of Selling[...]
We're back with Matt and Jake from Reality Gays podcast to finish out our recap of Candy Coated Christmas. Will Molly be able to sell the house her mom grew up in? Will she be able to resist Noah's rugged charm? And will she finally succumb to the Peppermint Hollow lifestyle?? We unpack it all.Watch[...]
We're back for part two of Candy Coated Christmas with Matt and Jake of Reality Gays! Be sure to watch this ep with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60306533/editGet tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We're teaming up with our friends Matt and Jake at the Reality Gays podcast to recap Candy Coated Christmas, the first ever Xmas movie from the Food Network. And that's not all — this cinematic masterpiece features the big screen debut of none other than the Pioneer Woman herself, Ree Drummond! What's not to love?Be[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey trailer dropped this week; so we're here to break down every frame of it. If you want to watch along with us, be sure to sign up for Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60303117See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week's Dwell Hello focuses on two reiki healers seeking a home in Australia's Blue Mountain region.To watch the original episode, check out House Hunters International on Discovery+: Season 162, Episode 12 - Spiritual Life in Australia.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we celebrate Shane passing the bar! Or rather, Shane passively surpassing the bar's lower standards. But when you're in Orange County, you can't celebrate a milestone without someone's life falling apart. In this case it's Noella, who is understandably spiraling in the wake of her marriage[...]
On the second episode of Real Housewives of Miami season 4, we are reintroduced to Alexia's disaster of a son, Peter, who refuses to walk her down the aisle for her wedding and may have contributed to his brother's latest medical emergency. Great! Also, there's a lady wearing a table at a sushi party.See Privacy[...]
Real Housewives of Miami is back, but this time it's on Peacock and everyone has new body parts. This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is supersized, and it's pho-ring on all cylinders when the ladies battle at Jennie's picnic. This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour[...]
Dr. Denise and her man are on the prowl for a home with some BLING on this week's Dwell Hello. For those of you that like to watch along, this is Season 205 Episode 8 and we found it on YouTube TV.You can listen to Season 1 of Dwell Hello, plus all of these episodes[...]
Real Housewives of Miami is returning on Peacock, and we're here to break down the trailer. Come on in! This week's bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Real Housewives of Orange County finds Shannon getting zero forgiveness from Heather, Gina babbling on about how nothing is her fault, and Noella getting abandoned by and cut off from the not so Sweet James. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Real Housewives of Miami trailer, which begins this week on Peacock. Find[...]
On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws Ariana a birthday party and the Toms fight with Katie (more) and decide to take a break. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at[...]
The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip wraps up its triumphant first season on a melancholy note as Cynthia reexamines her relationship with Kenya. Meanwhile, Ramona does some last minute damage control, and LuAnn gives the people what they want!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen Shah has a new phone, but no one's answering her calls. Meanwhile, Whitney has dug up more dirt on Mary, and Lisa has begun changing her narrative. In other words, it's perfection.Be sure to watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1648-59883809See Privacy Policy[...]
It's a very Chrissley episode of Dwell Hello! We find ourselves in Chesapeake with a church musical director trying to find a home with a recording studio for his family. And it MUST be by a mall, dammit! Our boy's gotta shop. For those of you that like to watch along, this is Season 155[...]
On episode six of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Kenya gets brutal revenge on Ramona by enlisting Luann to seduce resident bachelor John. It's so viciously Machiavellian that it can only be the work of varsity level Housewives.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Housewives of Orange County delivers another strong episode as Heather's sushi party descends into chaos. Between drunk Nicole barking "SIT!" repeatedly and Heather trying to shut down the cameras, it's a pure joy.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Charli confronts Scheana about loyalty, Brock asks James for a favor, and Schwartz gets Lisa's name tatted on his butt. Oh, and also pickleball. Whyyyyyy God with the pickleball????See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip finds Ramona wreaking more havoc during Kenya's yacht party and Tre's Meat(ball) Gala. There's lots of fighting, apologizing, and uneaten carbs. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The ladies of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City confront Mary about the cult allegations. Well, kinda. They tattle on each other about cult allegations until they get free high end gifts. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our[...]
We're traveling to Covington, KY for this recap of House Hunters season 190, episode 6: "Mother Knows Best In Kentucky"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Housewives of Orange Country returns for season 16 with Heather DuBrow and two new castmembers in toe. Will the show come back to its former glory? Time will tell, but things are looking up. This week's bonus is a recap of Netflix' Selling Sunset, coming this Thursday afternoon. Find all of our premium bonus[...]
Brock celebrates his birthday Mad Max style and Katie and Tom fight over who is less qualified to have a say in the new business. Again. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee[...]
Melissa throws a pajama party on episode four of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, and LuAnn gets frisky with the butler during a game of Twister. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at[...]
Austen holds his title as biggest douche as Winter House iceskates into the sunset, and Amanda cries and hides behind a bed. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at[...]
Nicki Minaj takes over the fourth part of Real Housewives of Potomac's reunion, and Candiace gets to sing without autotune. This week's premium is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
We're recapping Season 167, Ep 07 of House Hunters! (Vol. 7 on Discovery+).It's the throuple episode!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Today we're talking Bravo with the hosts of the podcast Scissoring Isn't A Thing, Daryn Carp and Liz Culley! Daryn tells us about working with Andy Cohen, and Liz gives us some insight into being Leah McSweeney's bestie. Come join for a good old fashioned gab sesh!Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy[...]
Fallout from the Bailey-Q continues to tear apart Kenya and Cynthia on the third episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Meanwhile, Melissa and Teresa argue about old beefs, and an astrologer reveals some exciting details about everyone's past.Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59034562/Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy[...]
On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, things go awry when Kyle gets offended by Cynthia's "Bailey-Q" questions. Plus, Ramona manages to make LuAnn's divorce from Tom about her. In other words, it's the perfect episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The third installment of the season six Real Housewives of Potomac reunion trundles along this week with some oversized prop comedy, a visit with the husbands, and at long last the arrival of Nicki Minaj on set. Can't wait to see what mess this turns into next week...Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women grapple with CRYPTIC COMMENTS about Mary, all while enjoying raclette and mini dietetic 'smores.Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59022322See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Time for a new episode of Dwell Hello, our House Hunters roast. This week, we're off to Jersey to watch a fusilli obsessed couple look for a house that they can have babies and play drums in. For those of you that like to watch along, this is is House Hunters Season 195 Episode 9.[...]
On the penultimate episode of Winter House, Amanda skis her way into Kyle's family while Austen faces a ghost from his past. Madison. He gets a text from Madison.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Lala apologizes to Scheana, and then Lala apologizes to Brock, and then Brock apologizes to Lala, and then James apologizes to Raquelle. Oh, and Tom Schwartz apparently has a debilitating gambling problem.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Peacock gave us a Thanksgiving gift of turkeys in bikinis fighting on an island, and we couldn't be more grateful. Welcome to Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip! Available as a free video on Patreon. This week's premium is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find[...]
Below Deck finishes the charter with the drunk idiot real estate dudes, and Jake lets a little power change him. Will a threeway makeout in the hot tub put him right, or will he get addicted to snorting hummus before he even has a chance to check himself? Find all of our premium bonus episodes[...]
Time for The Real Housewives of Reunion Part 2. Candiace cries when confronted, Wendy reads her enemies to filth, and Mia and Karen deny every damn thing they can. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a girls trip to Vail, where Meredith bathes for seven hours and adds to the already long list of Shah-llegations. This week's bonus is a catch up on TV shows! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at[...]
Dwell Hello, the Househunters roast, is back for a second season! On our first episode, we're going to Destin, Florida to find a space for Joseph and Deek. Will they get high ceilings? A view? A parking spot to save Deek from street parking? And will real estate agent Destin in Destin lose her cool[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Winter House finds Paige getting her own first date and Jason being brought out of the Friendzone by Miss Lindsay on high school night. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Vandeprump Rules gives Charli tapas, the Toms some Phillips Hues lights and Raquel the possibility of a new nose. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Below Deck, a bunch of idiots come on board to curse at each other, get drunk, and cry. What's not to love?Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's part one of The Real Housewives of Potomac season 6 reunion, and out the gate we're talking about the salad fight, Gizelle's house, and Candiace's temper. These women always bring it, and this episode was no exception.Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City served up an epic, franchise-best episode this week, which featured a doozy of a luncheon followed by the much-anticipated, instantly iconic downfall of Jen Shah. We know that everyone's going to only talk about the Feds and Homeland Security swarming Heather's party bus outside Beauty Lab + Laser, but[...]
So much drama on this week's Winter House. First off, about three different people tell three other people that they love them like a sibling. Then Amanda goes missing for 30 tense seconds in the house. And finally, Andrea does squats with Paige on his shoulders while Austen, Ciara, Kyle, and Amanda go on a[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills month of reunions concludes with an hour of grilling Erika. There are tears, curses, and most of all - inconsistencies. In the end we only know what thing for certain: Kyle Richards loves a reaction shot.Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58280323See Privacy Policy[...]
This week's Vanderpump Rules asks us to take a side between Brock and Lala, and ultimately... we choose apple pie. It's a dark but funny episode — and as a bonus, it features 100% more Jesse Metcalfe than usual!Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City scheme against each other very blatantly this episode and Lisa goes after the woman of God at a charity event. Our premium bonus is a Below Deck discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy[...]
Real Housewives of Potomac ends its sixth season with Karen's vow renewal and Candiace signing papers she didn't read. What does Macy Gray think? This week's bonus is Below Deck! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Erika cries and spins more tales. Also, Crystal gets to talk about her leather pants and Kyle gets to make more shocked faces. Our premium bonus is a Winter House discussion. Find all of[...]
LaLa comes for Brock on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Tom Schwartz finds out that his sperm have heads as mushy as his own. This week's bonus is Winter House! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
It's a new season of Below Deck, but Captain Lee is nowhere in sight. Instead we have Captain Sean, the new thorn in Eddie's side. And for that, we are grateful. (But we want Lee back). What do you think of the new crew?Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac is wrapping up, and so we've got an episode of odds and ends: Ashley trying to be intimate with Michael (yikes), Gizelle finally addressing her emotional coldness, and Wendy doing a photo shoot. Good times!Be sure to join us for our 10th Anniversary tour here:https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women go tubing, which leads to all sorts of glorious bickering. And once again, Lisa Barlow winds up in the hot seat on a cold day.Be sure to get tix to our 10th Anniversary tour!! https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
We're changing things up a little bit today as we take 45 minutes to chat with actress, singer, dancer, and general superstar Annaleigh Ashford. We go deep on so many Bravo shows, starting with RHOSLC. Come listen!Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Part II of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion marched on this week, and most of it focused on Andy asking Erika questions about her divorce from Tom. Why did she stay with him? Did she know about his liabilities? Is Dorit longwinded? That kind of stuff.Be sure to watch our recap (and Bueller!)[...]
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval loses his mind about Katie trying to help in the new bar. Meanwhile, Shwartz needs to ejaculate into a cup. Fun times!Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57660248Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck Med ends its season with an hour long, constant whine from Chef Mat and an off camera trip to Split. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still on vacation, and Robin and Gizelle make an exit to a hotel for a decent pooper. Candiace and Mia make up, but Gordon is still showing his ass. Literally. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tourSee Privacy[...]
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City takes testimony from a caterer as Whitney and Lisa try to forge a new friendship, and Jennie's husband requests a sister wife. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills begins its month long season of recaps, and we're off with a bang. Dorit doubles down against Garcelle, but tries to find a word that won't get her called out for being an ignorant racially insensitive twit. It doesn't work.[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules goes to Palm Springs, where James proposes and we learn that Scheana hasn't fixed her picker. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
As the Below Deck Med season limps to the finish line, Matthew gets on our every last nerve with his incessant emotional neediness. Meanwhile, Katie's boneheaded decision to end the season with two stews comes back to haunt her as Jemele Hill, Michael Eaves, and several other guests make an endless stream of requests.See Privacy[...]
It's an hour of healing on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. First, Jen and Brooks bury the hatchet as Jen apologizes to Brooks for not interpreting her comments correctly. Then later, Lisa and Whitney broker a truce over gin and pie. We're just glad no one was ejected from a sunroof and[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the women deal with the fallout of Saladgate 2021. It's a slut-shaming, lettuce-tossing, tea-bagging hour of drama and comedy. Damn, this show is great.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week we teamed up with true crime podcast Sinisterhood to talk about Bravo crimes — new and forgotten — over the past several years. What is your favorite Bravo crime? And which one do you think needs more attention?This episode was originally released as a bonus ep on Patreon, but we decided we'd put it on[...]
The most buzzworthy season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in ages came to a conclusion this week as the women join Crystal to celebrate Chinese New Year's. It's not the most exciting episode, despite Kyle's best efforts to destroy Sutton and Erika's relationship. What did you think of the finale?**Watch the recap with Crappens[...]
This week on Vanderpump Rules, the cast heads to Palm Springs where they put on a dull fashion show and squabble over dinner. Meanwhile, Lala is bummed that she's not a New York Times Best Selling Author (lol), and Rand shames Schwartz for being useless.This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can[...]
Below Deck Med starts falling apart this week when Lloyd has a panic attack and everyone else suffers a Mat attack. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
There's a new friend of on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and she's starting some catering drama right off the bat. Don't mess with a descendant of Shadrach! Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac take a couples trip, and Candiace comes for Mia. Salad is tossed. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its girls trip to Del Mar on a forgiving note and a wine tasting. Don't worry, though, Erika's here to feed us all more Malarkey. Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules is back! This time with less idiots, but the addition of babies of idiots. It all evens out. Our premium bonus breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, a whole bunch of stuff almost goes wrong... but it doesn't. A beach picnic, a dinner for Sandy, a jet ski incident — they all go off without a hitch. So there's that. And Matt still drives us mad.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Meredith and Jen finally come face to face on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week, and what better place to have a throw down than on thin ice. This episode brings new meaning to the expression "out like trout."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn throw a party to celebrate the launch of their podcast, "Reasonably Shady." As you can imagine, it does not go well...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The ladies head down to Del Mar for a late-season Covid trip on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The vacation is full of sea lions, Garcelle gang-ups, and of course, more tales from Erika. Most importantly, however, is that we get to meet... THE LADY. Who is The Lady? We'll never know...See Privacy Policy[...]
Bravo shocked the world when they announced there'd be no reunion for season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York. The network blamed this on scheduling conflicts, but we sniffed around and discovered a massive coverup. Turns out the cast did actually come together to tape the reunion, but the results were so vile[...]
Below Deck Med finally contends with its Lexi problem, and Malia gets her ass handed to her. Without a hug! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcVideo Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoListen: https://watch-what-crappens.simplecast.com*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Candiace shoots her music video on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, and her mother is there to judge every second of it. This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take the week to focus on Whitney's (lack of a) sex life, Mary's anger at unknown vaginas, and a Jen and Heather reconciliation. Unfortunately, a churro was harmed in the making of this episode. This week's bonus is a Snap[...]
Bravo left an empty night on the schedule this week, so we filled it with LuLaRich, a tale about culty ladies obsessed with leggings that smell like farts and make it look like bees are crawling into their wombs. To each her own! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British[...]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates Dorit's new wedding dress line and Erika spins another tall tale. Please don't flip your car while listening to this episode. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Matt once again puts the ewww in menu as he relentlessly badgers Lexi on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. The whole thing culminates in a gross argument, but not before some dramatic line-tossing by Delaney!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen shoots a promotional video for Surry County that doesn't actually take place in Surry County. Meanwhile, Mia manages to wager a shaky peace between the various women. Will it last? Probably not.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and the season 2 premiere had everything we could dream of: cake accidents, challah, geodesic domes... oh, and Jen Shah getting arrested! Who called the Feds on her? Was it Mer? Or Brooks? Or a member of the Shah Squad? We're putting our money on a[...]
This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the "Dinner From Hell, Part II" continues to rage on this week as Erika lashes out at Sutton for calling her a liar. Sutton does what we all expect her to do: she slaps Erika and cusses her out. Just kidding! She struts out of the[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules has reconfigured its cast and filmed a ninth season. This time around, there are man babies and actual babies! Scheana's still on her print to canvas game, and that's all we really need. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the[...]
Below Deck Med's chief stew Katie has major anxiety over whether or not to fire her extra help, and Lexi has a problem saying Delaney. This week's bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle snubs half the cast and Karen buys a second vow renewal dress that may or not be made out of turkey. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras:[...]
It's the moment we've waited all season for. Erika unleashes all her defensive wrath on Sutton for a very special "Dinner Party from Hell, Part Two" episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The whole thing is a soap opera tour de force: fake tears, dramatic sobs, and of course, a nosy butler! Perfection.[...]
It's season finale time for Real Housewives of New York, and it's easily one of the best episodes of the season when Leah and Ramona spend a night in each other's brains. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Below Deck trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur[...]
A new stew joins Below Deck Mediterranean, finally relieving some of the burden that's fallen on Katie's shoulders with the interior. But on the other hand, it also means everyone has to rearrange their rooms. What's a head stew to do? Plus, Matt burns his fingers, and Maureen faces her final moments.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
It's the conclusion of the Shahs of Sunset reunion, and Mike is here to clarify that he didn't get one spoof text. He received many. And so did Nema! But it only happened one time. But also ten times. Also, Reza doesn't want a baby anymore (spoof plans!), and GG is more into polyamory than[...]
On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy tells Gizelle off for bringing her husband's cheating rumor onto national television and Karen gets honored by her hometown and steals Wendy's candle idea. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Below Deck trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur[...]
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit tries to confront Garcelle about alleged jabs at Rinna's lipgloss party. Also, Erika snaps at Sutton, and Kathy and Kyle eat chicken salad. This recap is on Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us record the show. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55357035Our Patreon Extras:[...]
The Real Housewives of New York head back to the Hamptons for a do-over of sorts, and this time around, they're wearing pajamas, there's dressing in champagne flutes, and everything seems... fine? Not much drama, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it. Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55345839Our Patreon[...]
Below Deck Med celebrates Oktoberfest with a bunch of aged frat boys and Lexi folds a lot of towels while Captain Sandy tries to decide whether or not to bring on a crutch for her. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all[...]
The Shahs of Sunset reunion Part One is upon us, and it's already a mess. Mike has a fit about Andy's "narrative" before announcing that Paulina has agreed to marry him with no prenup and Destiney whines about it with really bad contacts. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real[...]
On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley does Gizelle's dirty work and tells Wendy that the group things she only got a new body to overcompensate for the Eddie cheating rumors. It doesn't go over very well. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City[...]
It's Christmas on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which means it's time to stuff Erika's stockings with some cold hard coal. The girls gather for Kyle to pretend she's a cook now and for Sutton to serve her best dish, grilled puss. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives[...]
We didn't think Ramona could get worse, and then she did. It's the second part of the Black Shabbat dinner, and Ramona takes time between her tenth drink and eating dinner in the kitchen to offend every single group she can think of. Then Sonja pees in the driveway on her way out. This week's[...]
A group of high functioning alcoholics take over the yacht on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, and as usual, there's a host of problems: slow cocktail service, Lexi being Lexi, and a slightly deflated slide. DRAMA!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, the cast goes fly fishing, dresses up like animals, and nearly starts a forest fire. Predictably though, they all come together and declare that after weeks of destroying each other, they are actually a family. Sure?Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcVideo Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
The trip to Williamsburg continues to be bumpy for The Real Housewives of Potomac as Gizelle and Robyn questions Wendy's "substance" in light of recent physical enhancements. Plus, Karen reminds us of her commitment to lift women up, not tear them down... This episode is a Crappens on Demand recap. Be sure to watch it[...]
When an explosive piece in the Los Angeles Times hits newsstands, the women begin to question whether or not Erika has been totally forthcoming with them on the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Dorit welcomes us into the diverse world of her employees! Watch us record this recap with Crappens on Demand here:[...]
The Real Housewives of New York takes another tumble into multiculturalism by sending the women to "Black Shabbat," wherein Ramona shares the trauma of being discriminated against by Jews in New York City. In other words, it's a disaster. This recap is a Crappens On Demand episode! Be sure to watch us record it here:[...]
Below Deck Med tests Chef Mat again. It's his last chance to prove himself. Will he succeed or get fired or quit then come back? We just. Don't. Know. We do know that he doesn't understand icing. This week's premium bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the House of Gucci trailer (comes[...]
The Shahs of Sunset are still on their peace and love retreat in the mountains, but it's time for Reza to hear the news that he is still unforgiven. Will he ever stop sobbing for baby SHAAAAAMS? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the House of Gucci Trailer. Find all of our premium bonus[...]
*The audio on this episode was out of sync and re-uploaded. Sorry for the trouble! The Real Housewives of Potomac head off to a vacation in Williamsburgh, but will Gizelle ruin it by bringing up Osefo affair rumors? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the House of Gucci Trailer. Find all of our premium[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Kyle and Garcelle make Erika open up and up and up until her head explodes all over the place on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Whatever you do on this Palm Springs retreat, don't ask if Tom calls Erika. Please. This week's premium bonus[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luanne and the girls record a Christmas tune on this week's Real Housewives of New York and Sonja gets caught lying about model sex. This week's bonus episode is a recap of Netflix' My Unorthodox Life. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon[...]
The conclusion and fallout to last week's explosive Below Deck Mediterranean episode continues to rock the boat as the crew grapples with Lexi and Matt's selfish behavior. Will they get it together for the next batch of demanding guests?? (no)Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Shahs of Sunset head to the forest to heal their fractured group, but so far the trip has only led to Nema and Destiney engaging in awful flirtations. On the plus side, Reza and London got into fight, which barely made sense but made us smile nonetheless.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Mia visits the joint, where she's the boss. And then she goes to Candiace's party, where she reminds us that she's the boss. And then she texts Gizelle and Robyn, and informs them she's the boss. It's a very bossy episode. We loved it.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
It's the season finale of Family Karma, and we need to level-set this very special episode. Things with Brian are on the fritz with Dr. Mons, and Vishal looks poised to win back Richa, but all we really care about are Reshma and LOOOOPA. Can a basket of French fries bring these women together? Who[...]
Countess Luann has decided to create a VERY original Christmas song, and she's invited all the girls to sing some lyrics. What could go wrong? It's another classic Real Housewives of New York epsiode. Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54228511Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
Below Deck Med kicks into high gear when Chef Mat starts punching cameras and Lexi lets Malia and her fake accent have a piece of her very well educated mind. This week's bonus episode is a recap of Netflix' My Unorthodox Life. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
This week on Shahs of Sunset, Destiney reveals that she says "Ahloo" twenty times an episode because she's shoehorning it into a new brand name and GG forgives yet another person for doing nothing to her. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac pamper pregnant Ashley at a spa, but will Zen Wen tick tock them into a state of misery before the massages are done? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Palm Springs, where Kyle Richards pretends she's famous for lasagna and Erika starts spinning new stories that are starting to show cracks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Salem. Sonja attacks a fire distinguisher, Bershan asks the group for forgiveness, and Luann rewrites history of her arrest. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
Matt lights the galley on fire on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, but the person who's truly lit is Roy Orbison Jr., who makes a drunken fool of himself over the course of the episode. Meanwhile, Mzi manages to snog Courtney — a carefree moment of joy before he must face his greatest fear: THE[...]
This week on Shahs of Sunset, Nema goes on a date with London in his ear, and Mike pledges to be less aggressive to Paulina. So in other words, the usual disastrous mix.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, we finally get clarification on Karen's "sing sing" comment, and Wendy reveals her new passion: candles! Plus the new girl miiiight be a former stripper, which we like.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Everything is happening on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Door-gate rages on, half the cast has COVID, and now Erika is so poor she must resort to non-waterproof mascara. The horrors! What do you think about this madness? This is Crappens on Demand which means you can watch us record, not just listen. Check[...]
The Salem trip on Real Housewives of New York heats up when Bershan calls the women boring grandmas and later refers to Sonja as a clown. After that, it's 30 minutes of old school RHONY chaos where nothing makes sense, but everything is wonderful.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
A couple that probably shouldn't wed does anyway on Below Deck Med, and a stew starts a war with the chef when she stands in his pile of dirt. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon[...]
It's a very special Friendsgiving on Shahs of Sunset wherein Mike tries to prove that he doesn't control Paulina by calling her up and demanding that she declare how much he doesn't control her. Plus, Reza wears a poncho and Nema reveals he has a STAGGERING amount of drama with GG.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with a new woman married to a super old dude, new boobs for Wendy, and the same squabbling between Giz and Karen. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras:[...]
Family Karma celebrates Friendsgiving, and Brian starts to buckle under Doctor Monica's marriage desires. This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
RHOA gave us Bolo, and this week The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave us bolognese. It's the clash we've been waiting all season for (sort of?): Sutton dissing Crystal's leather pants. Meanwhile, Dorit has a new design endeavor, and Erika has survived another day in her $1.5 million cardboard box. Oooh ooh ooh -[...]
***Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo***The Real Housewives of New York go to Salem to channel their witchy energy, but a fight breaks out when Ramona gets sick of talking about race. Who will be burned at the stake? This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big[...]
Disaster is narrowly averted on Below Deck Mediterranean when Matt returns from a case of debilitating knee soreness. But there's still trouble on the horizon when the engaged couple looks like they're about to call their wedding off. So much drama. Don't they realize this is a mmmmegayacht? Like, it's a MMMEGAYACHT.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
We were totally blown away by the latest Family Karma, which featured the complicated process of Amrit coming out to his grandmother. The whole thing was beautiful, emotional, and heartbreaking. Plus, Anisha's grandpa loves Wendy's.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Top Chef abandons its cozy confines on THE COAAASST and heads into Oregon wine country for the big finale episode. Who will win? How much will Richard Blais annoy us? And will there be mole? All these pressing questions are answered in our recap!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally addresses the scandal on everyone's minds. No, not the murky details of Erika Jayne's divorce. We're talking about Sutton leaving a coat in Crystal's room!!! Was Crystal violated? Will Sutton's oversized bow get angry? Will this pressing issue ever be put to bed? Join us for this urgent recap.[...]
The Real Housewives of New York head to Harlem, NY where they learn a bit more about the Black experience. Unfortunately, not everyone (read: Ramona) wants to be educated. Are we really surprised? Also, we finally meet Bershan! This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us on camera here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53141893Our[...]
Below Deck Med is back, and it's karmic justice time when Sandy's first charter is ruined by her new chef. Will she recover? Will the crew be able to whip together a chefless meal? And will we get to hear from Norma? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown.[...]
Shahs of Sunset splits the men and women up for theme bonding nights this week, but Reza is stuck at home with Adam pretending he likes his quicheless quiche. Also, Mike apologizes to Destiney, but will it be Enough? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of[...]
Family Karma has a Halloween party with no ice, but will Monica make up for it for her chilly resistance to a halfhearted apology? Will Vishal jump off a roof? And how bout that Q4? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes[...]
Part One of the two part Top Chef Portland season finale finds the last three chefs busting open their shells. Who will get crabby and who will clam up? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika spins her tale of woe on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and no one dares ask her any questions. They don't need to, cuz there are DUMPLIIIINGS! This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of[...]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht's second reunion episode puts Bravo's new deadbeat dad on the stand to rub his scalp, sigh, and fail miserably at looking like the good guy in this situation. This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon[...]
On part one of the Below Deck: Sailing Yacht reunion, the cast rehashes all the important issues: pitas, broken transoms, and of course, Alli being the only one on the boat with morals. Plus, Sydney wears a ballgown, and Daisy gets drunk. Cheers!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike loses his mind at Destiney's Halloween party, and we're left wondering how much control PAULINA has in their relationship. Also, Reza still hasn't met BABY SHAAAAAMS!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Family Karma, Vishal finally comes face to face with his mortal enemy: his fiancé Richa. Oh, and Lopa too! Plus Anisha goes on a date, and Monica holds a celebration by the beach.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's a double feature today! First we take on The Housewife and the Hustler, a half-baked ABC News Doc on Hulu about Erika Jayne's divorce and scandal. Then we move onto the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where the women play dumb about the Erika news. It's a polka dot explosion of[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies put on a low-rent pageant, and then later Eboni throws an Election Night 2020 party, leading Sonja to rant about Ramona's performative allyship. Also, we discuss the latest casting updates coming from The Real Housewives of Orange County. Sign up for Crappens on Demand[...]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht ends its second season with a couple fight, a twenty four hour charter with motor yachties, and Sydney topless again in the hot tub. This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
This week on Shahs of Sunset, Golnessa throws a really cringe African themed sip' n see (but don't call it that) for her baby, where Vida proceeds to ass shame Destiney before Mike and Reza start screaming at each other over who's the biggest liar (hint: both of you). This week's bonus episode is a[...]
Family Karma gives the Aunties some time this week at a Happy Hour that threatens to tear them apart when the conversation turns to their children. Dun dun duunnnnnnnn!! This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the last day of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe vacation, otherwise known as the last time Erika Jayne is known as anything other than the lady whose husband stole from orphans and widows so she could make music videos rolling around in cash.[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in the Hamptons this week, and Luann has some trouble getting her foot out of her mouth. Luckily, Leah is there to throw a fit about holla-splaining while Eboni and Sonja form the bond we all needed. This[...]
This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Gary winds up in the hot tub with topless Sydney, and Alli is furious... even though she broke things off with him... although, she was doing that to respect Sydney... who seems happy to flirt in front of Alli... even though Gary isn't interested in her... but he's[...]
This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike deflects from his infidelity by accusing Reza and GG of creating "spoof texts" in the pursuit of sabotaging his very special love with Paulina (which was previously sabotaged by Mike's own real texts, but that's neither here nor there). It's all the usual messiness, and we love it.Our[...]
On the latest Top Chef, the cheftestants must battle to the death over tofu! Well, it's not really a battle to the death, but blood is drawn. Plus, there's a Quickfire challenge from our DEAR FRIENDS AT CHIPOTLE.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
You guys!! Family Karma is back, and we just love it! The most polite cast to ever appear on reality TV has really let its second season bitch flower bloom: look, there's Brian and Amrit enjoying starfruit! And there's Anisha saying goodbye in a sort of cold way! And is that a pasta station we[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe trip continues to crumble for Sutton. First she tries to defend her whole "color blind" thing to mediocre effect. And then she finds herself on the outside of — but not the butt of — a set of pranks at dinner. It's all a hilarious showcase of her[...]
This week's Real Housewives of New York is a disaster filled with curry, nude models, and an uncomfortable clash about education and class. It's hilarious, horrifying, and pretty much everything we've come to expect from these women.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mike comes clean about being dirty on this week's Shahs of Sunset. Will Paulina make him pay or get Welcome tattooed on her doormat ass? This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Author and Real Housewives Historian Dame Brian Moylan joins us for a chat about his new book The Housewives: The Real Story Behind The Real Housewives. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
Tre still can't understand what the word analogy means in the final reunion of this season's Real Housewives of New Jersey, so Jen covers for her by victim blaming Marge and screeching about evidence of betrayal that never surfaces. Also, we get to see Luis again and wonder where he's keeping the princess. This week's[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Lake Tahoe where Erika refuses to open up (again), Sutton begs to get dragged, and Kyle burns salmon. Will Kathy figure out how to plug in a fan? This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Ramona invites Heather Thomson into the lion's den for a Breakfast at Tiffany's-themed dinner party. How does it go? Well, there's curry. Be sure to check out this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51735492Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Jean-Luc receives some very good news, and the charter guests continue to fight. Plus, there's a rosé shortage. Sort of. Not really. A little bit? But it's fine. But not.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We're celebrating our **1500th** episode by recapping Shahs of Sunset, and while our podcast pales next to a THIRTY YEAR FRIENDSHIP, in many ways, it feels like that's how long we've been doing this. And we still love it! Thanks to everyone who has supported the show — whether it was from episode one or[...]
It's the most exciting episode of every Top Chef season: Restaurant Wars! Because of the pandemmy, the show had to change things up this year by providing a chef's table experience. One team sets a high watermark for future seasons. The other... well... Come listen to our super-sized recap!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at[...]
On part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, Marge and Jennifer tussle over who's sloppier, but first Joe Gorga graces the stage with his presence.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and there's so much to talk about: Crytal, Kathy, goldfish, Halloween injuries. We don't know where to start! Come join us! Also, don't just listen to the recap, watch it too with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51461598/Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
After two weeks of being on their best behavior, The Real Housewives of New York finally let their inner maniacs out with petty bickering and another classic Sonja Morgan drunken meltdown. This was the messy disaster we've been waiting for.This episode is available on Crappens on Demand. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51459797Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
Alaina and Ash from Morbid Podcast join us for this very special episode about the murder of Kim Richards' ex husband. We love listening to these two and are so psyched to have them on. Subscribe to them wherever you listen and follow them on Twitter and Insta at @alainatothemax @ashkell83 This week's bonus episode[...]
After crashing twice, Below Deck Sailing Yacht welcomes the Rose mother daughter team and a very shrilly group of their friends. Don't stereotype them, though. They're totes Tatas for Trump. Oh, yeah. And JL has a sore peen. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon[...]
Shahs of Sunset is back, and Mike is up to his old slutty ways. Will Paulina get rid of him for good, or will she believe his hacking story? And why is Reza dressed like a ten year old girl in tap class? This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Marge throws Joe a Halloween themed birthday party for Real Housewives of New Jersey's season finale and Joe Gorga beats his merchest about not being a merchauvinist. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
Kameron finishes off the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion with more receipts that show nothing, Tiffany gets a bloody knows, and it's still basically all Leeanne's fault. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* We start with a discussion of the Porsha dramz from Real Housewives of Atlanta, so if you want to start with RHONY, skip to about the 28 minute mark! Ramona creates a Burning Man party for Leah and the girls in Southampton and Sonja does enough[...]
It's the episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht we've been all waiting for: a dock crumbles! But wait, there's more! Alli and Gary continue to torture Sydney, who continues to be passive aggressive — so we all win. Plus, we're severely disappointed in fenders, and Daisy debuts a traumatic top hat flashback. This episode has[...]
We've reached the end of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it does not disappoint. The hour starts with an extensive discussion of Bolo and his aftermath, followed by a hilariously silly segment about Prophet Lott. Let's all say a prayer that we can get through this episode together, shall we?Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
The triumphant and messy second installment of the Summer House reunion is fantastic, if lacking some important questions and topics. So sad to see this epic season end.Be sure to check this episode out with Crappens on Demand. This was you can watch us podcast, not just listen: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50984236Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at[...]
The Real Housewives of New York are back, and while Dorinda may be gone (sad), we now have Eboni (yay!). We recap the premiere episode LIIIIIVE at our virtual show, but first we start by talking about The Big Shot with Bethenny. Plus, we announce the results of our Most Underrated RHONY cast member countdown.[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the women go apple picking. Dolores has a few things on her mind, and she's not afraid to say them.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On part one of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, Kary drops the not-so-shocking news that her marriage is donezo. Then Kameron does what she does best: incessantly badgers a perceived foe, and this time she includes a patina of ignorance. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck Sailing Yacht puts the least effort into a Bravo mystery murder party than we've ever seen, and Alli yells at Sydney about what a good friend she's being by making out with Gary. This week's Real Housewives of Atlanta recap is on our bonus feed! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at[...]
Padma gets her big chance to prove her acting chops at a Drive In Movie Challenge on Top Chef: Portland. Does have what it takes for Glitter 2 to get greenlit? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific[...]
Time for the first part of Summer House's reunion! Hannah is on the hot seat, Page has a giant bow on her dress, and Lindsay is as activated as she can possibly get. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is our Below Deck Sailing recap. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We're doing a[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Dolores lets that bonehead Joe Gorga have it on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and news of Teresa's mystery man spreads. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Real Housewives ends its season by vandalizing a Texas landmark and Brandi does us all a favor and throws herself down the stairs. This week's bonus is Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We're doing a live show to celebrate[...]
On part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Drew tries desperately to come for Kenya and fails miserably. Later, she and Ralph dodge questions about Tampa and their marriage, and then the whole hour culminates with someone aggressing LaToya with Vitamin C. Scandal!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must whip up a cherished memory via Campbell's soup and then head to Oregon's "fruit loop" to cook a savory but fruity meal. In the end, Amar licks his plate, Richard Blais makes annoying observations, and Sara uses yogurt.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
We're so sad that it's the season finale of Summer House. Goodbye Luke chopping wood; goodbye Danielle doing zoom calls; goodbye Stravy at his little desk; goodbye Ciara's bedroom laundry Jenga; goodbye Carl's growth (he's grown a lot, by the way); goodbye Paige's decaying relationship; goodbye Hannah's epic villain turn; and goodbye Lindsay making tacos.[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey goes on a yacht trip to preview Marge's new book, and then afterwards, Jennifer hosts an emotional Turkish Tea Party for the moms. Also, Olivia is our hero.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this week's penultimate episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the ladies head to Southfork Ranch to relive the '80s and Dallas — in other words, it's Tuesday. But before the Ewingfest can get underway, D'Andra finally meets with her estranged family, which is important mainly because it allows us to hear another iconic[...]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht gives the crew a day off, but smoker alliances threaten to rip apart all they hold dear. Will JL sleep through it? Will Gary give a creepy hug? And what did the cake do to get treated with such disrespect? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots[...]
Top Chef shows us many layers this week with their Talenti challenge, and then the chefs attempt dishes inspired by the motherland. Who will win, and who will be fufugazi'd? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go[...]
It's Derby Day on Summer House, and Hannah gets defensive when she finds out no one likes her boyfriend. Not to be left out of the bad decisions competition, Lindsay announces that she's done with condoms. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds out from everyone's dead grandparents that her husband leaves lots of cracked foundations in his wake. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for[...]
The Real Housewives of Dallas finish off their Oklahoma trip with some Redneck Olympics and really bad pranks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the boinking that they so desperately want. Somehow Danni and JL seem to be the strongest couple on board. Meanwhile, Natasha and Daisy continue to clash, and some jerks from[...]
We are breaking down the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer, and since this is such a momentous occasion, we're making this available to everyone! Be sure to WATCH our breakdown here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49999133Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Top Chef, Richard Blais tortures the contestants — and the audience — with an annoying diner order. Then the chefs must concoct dishes that use some of Portland's most famous brews. Will there be yogurt? Will there be dry pasta? Will there be cold compressed watermelon? You bet!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment after the next, and we can only imagine how much worse it's going to get next week. God, we love this show.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we bid a tearful goodbye to Nono, but not before witnessing a perfectly petty fight wherein Joe Gorga projects his masculinity insecurities onto Melissa. Will she ever dare to walk to a van without him again? Only time will tell.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of Dallas go to a cabin in Oklahoma so Kary can prove she's the most classless no matter the location. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of[...]
Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Marlo has a temper tantrum at a drag queen cooking class on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Michael heads off to college on Married to Medicine. Will anyone's eyelashes stay glued on? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of[...]
Top Chef returns, and this time we're in Portland! Gail still has a pattern addiction, Padma is as Padma ever, and Tom is still super disappointed in his mixologist son. We also did a cast breakdown on a premium bonus episode. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of[...]
Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Teresa finally gives Jackie the apology she's been asking for on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, but will it suffice? Will Margaret drown Jennifer by the end of the episode? And why is there cheese flying? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Brandi is rattled by D'Andra getting an interview about Brandi's racist ass before Brandi does. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get worse, the tender flunks out. Not good. Plus, in the world of Bravo crime, Jen Shah of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City gets arrested in what[...]
This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women head to NOLA for a girls trip. They eat alligator, they ride bikes, and they even try to do some zydeco dancing. Then over on Married to Medicine, the women gather for a kids vs. adults basketball game, which leads to Toya and Heavenly fighting over[...]
There are so many conspiracy theories swirling around Summer House that we're surprised the cast didn't up and storm the Capital. First, further fallout from the TOTALLY REPUTABLE Instagram psychic, who claimed that Luke and Lindsay slept together. Then tensions bubble over during a faux pub crawl when Kyle accuses Luke of controlling women, and[...]
A trip to the shore leads to major drama on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as Teresa and Jackie come face to face for the first time since their falling out. Will Teresa act like an animal? Or will things be calm and collected? We'll let you take a wild guess how that turns[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Tiffany hosts a "luxe luau" on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, which sets the stage for D'Andra and Brandi to fight about who's a better Christian. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of New York Trailer, which is[...]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has to end a charter early due to Covid and no one gets hurt. Phew. Unfortunately, no one is safe from the plague called Barrie. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrates Halloween with some yelling and golf clubs, then the Married to Medicine ladies have a fight at a Rakhi party! Join us! This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers[...]
Luke is getting the cold shoulder from all the women on Summer House this week, but wait! There's one option left. Question is, has she already been activated? This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey takes us to a pool party at Tre's where Joe squirms out of paying a debt and Jennifer drinks herself into a face plant. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Dallas, a birthday party for Tiffany goes south as D'andra finds herself cornered by both Brandi and Mama Dee. Plus, more fun shaman experiences, a frightened snake, and the epic romance that led to Dee marrying into the Simmons family. It's all pretty excellent. This episode is available[...]
So much drama on this week's Below Deck: Sailing Yacht. First, Daisy lets everyone know there'll be hell to pay if someone uses a guest head ever again. Then a bunch of a high maintenance people come on board, leading to a very dramatic health scare that may or may not be COVID-19. Yikes! Thank[...]
On Real Housewives of Atlanta, the moment no one's been waiting for is finally here: Cynthia Bailey's wedding to Mike Hill. It's a star-studded affair with Eva the Diva, Shereé, Karen Huger, Claudia Jordan, and... Dennis. Meanwhile, over on Married to Medicine, Jackie and Simone still aren't friends again, and it's taking an emotional toll[...]
The good people of Summer House continue to lose their minds in quarantine; this time bickering about music volume. It's the age old debate: Love Island or beer pong — what's more important?? In other news, Stephen sends Lindsay a Power Point presentation as to why they should get back together. Romance is alive, people.Our[...]
Teresa is more madder than she's ever been on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while it doesn't seem like there'll be any resolution to this feud anytime soon, Jackie is determined to cheer up Evan. And what better way to do it than by hosting a strange birthday redo where everyone must disavow[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brandi cries for herself again in this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, and D'Andra brings a Shaman in to check everyone's extensions. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to[...]
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, there's a pita fight! Also Gary tries to bang everyone until he finds success in a guest cabin. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya and Drew failing to get on the same page, and the ladies try to guess who leaked to Page Six at a pumpkin patch. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our[...]
Summer House takes a scary turn when Lindsay expects a yacht for her birthdayversary and gets fish n' chips instead. Will she ever get HER sandwich? Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of New Jersey gets the husbands together for poker night while the ladies vacay on Lake George, and Gorga gets punkdeded. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go[...]
Real Housewives of Dallas is back after a short break, and their rocky trip to Austin continues to bumble along. Our blood truly boiled this episode as Brandi managed to make herself the victim of her problematic behavior. It was truly maddening, but that doesn't mean we didn't laugh a lot too.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back, and we have a whole boat of new accents to butcher! We're digging the new season so far. It has everything we could want: terrible tattoos, gasoline spillage, and douchebags lost at sea. We're in!This is a Crappens on Demand episode; so you can watch us record the recap[...]
Kenya's witch hunt on Real Housewives of Atlanta continues to ratchet up, and like any good night with Bolo, it's going to end in a mess.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Since the dawn of reality television, there has been no rite of passage like the trivial fight over a household chore, and this week's Summer House delivered on all fronts. Yes, we had our first silly blowup of the season that didn't involve Luke or sandwiches, and it was great. God bless Kyle's obsessive cleanliness[...]
In the wake of Teresa and Jackie's blowout last week, the Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Lake George for some rest, relaxation, and nip slips. What could go wrong? Watch this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1434-48019649Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Below Deck crew gets together on Zoom for a lukewarm reunion. James has new brows, Rob refuses to show his face, and Elizabeth tries to win points by dressing as an ice skating bruise. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta brought in the big...er...guns(?) for this week's supersized stripper episode. Someone got their hand caught in the Bolo jar, but who was it? Kenya is determined to find out. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers[...]
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Summer House gang tries to get on with life in quarantine, but Hannah and Luke are still yelling about what a couple of blowjobs mean and Lindsay is screeching about a sandwich order. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it[...]
Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion. Lisa still can't figure out who Heather is, Mary cries over her romance with bags, and Lisa loses her damn mind. This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new[...]
Teresa starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey's new season off with a bang by accusing someone's husband of cheating at the gym. The tables are quickly flipped, though, and a symphony of hurled c words crescendos into a beautiful season. This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants.[...]
The Real Housewives of Dallas head to Austin this week for their big cast trip celebrating Kary's 50th birthday (again). Things start off nicely enough with blowup dolls and tequila shots, but it's only a matter of time before D'Andra and Kary are at each other's necks about bullying. In other words, it's great!Our Patreon[...]
The season finale of Below Deck has drama, tears, and of course... cleaning. We're here to recap it all, and all that jazz.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Special guest Rae Sanni fills in for Ronnie to talk Real Housewives of Atlanta this week, and we spend nearly two hours breaking down the latest episode. We're talking childcare, gay fantasies, and leftover pork. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Summer House, Luke finds himself in a love triangle in the shape of a motorcycle baked into a hot dish and served to a coyote. But he's hot and simple; so he's able to just smile while Hannah spirals out of control like a helicopter leaf. In other news, Lindsay is sick[...]
Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion comes out of the gates blazing hot. Everyone's angry at Lisa for some reason, and Meredith has many choice (and elegant) words to say to Jen Shah. It feels like we've barely scratched the surface with these ladies, and we can't wait for more.Be[...]
The Real Housewives of Dallas are sent into a tizzy when Tiffany hides crickets in their pizza. THE HORROR! This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our[...]
Below Deck gets rid of a stew and the Queen's children annoy the hell out of us. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at Covid depression and internet rage. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
Summer House returns with all of the housemates stuck in quarantine together. They've only got each other and about seventy trillion cans of Loverboy. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at Covid depression and internet rage. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion[...]
**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Southern Charm ends its reunion with yelling, slut shaming, and controversy over a pretty big home run. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium[...]
**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** It's season finale time for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. The ladies all take turns telling off Jen, Heather opens Beauty Lab, and Meredith wears a screen door on her face. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire[...]
This week on Real Housewives of Dallas, the day trip to Grapevine, TX, results in more fighting, more drunkenness, and more Kary being awful. In other words, it was hilarious!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week's Below Deck is filled with emotion as Captain Lee forges an unlikely bond with the Queen of Versailles, Jackie Siegel and her family over their shared personal losses. But don't worry: there's plenty of lighter stuff on board too — a colossal mahi mahi mixup, a sad birthday cake for Elizabeth, and two[...]
On today's double header episode, we're talking Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of Atlanta. First up the women of RHOSLC confront Jen Shah at a kooky hypnotist's house. Then on RHOA, Kenya brazenly orders crab cakes for herself while the rest of the cast starves in South Carolina. RHOA recap begins[...]
The Southern Charm reunion comes in hot, and we're here to recap it. First there are allegations of Madison sleeping with an ex-MLBer (internet rumors say it's A-Rod, but Ben is holding out for Darryl Strawberry). Then there's talk of Cameran, Shep's apology tour, and Craig's pillows. It all climaxes around with Kathryn bouncing in[...]
Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its 15th season with a reliably cringey, problematic, and dumbfounding reunion episode. Did we really expect anything less? Memo to self: do not turn to Bravo for delicate discussions of race and sexuality. Oh oh oh - this is a Crappens on Demand episode; so you can see[...]
**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** D'Andra puts Brandi's head on a stick on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, but the real torment comes when Cary doesn't have chilled tequila. It's a situation. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it[...]
Izz gets a promotion on this week's Below Deck, and the boys aren't having it. Time to take out some trash. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's[...]
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go to Vegas to fight and The Real Housewives of Atlanta are miffed that Kenya took a private plane for their vacation to Charleston. Atlanta starts at the 58 minute mark! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it[...]
It's time for part two of the Golden Crappies! This half features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Hannah Berner (Summer House), Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami), Courtney and Mary from Two Judgey Girls, Jackie Schimmel (Bitch Bible), Margaret Josephs (Real Housewives of New Jersey), Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff (The Crappers), Matt[...]
It's time for the Golden Crappies! This year's ceremony was so jam packed with Bravolebs and talking heads that we had to split it into two parts! Part one features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Ira Madison III (Keep It), Lisa Barlow (Real Housewives of Salt Lake City), Amy Phillips (Reality Checked) and[...]
**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Southern Charm cast ends its season by attempting to hold Kathryn accountable for her online emoji scandal. Will they pin her down or do we have a runner? This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find[...]
**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Real Housewives of Orange County hits us with its first reunion and it's a doozy. Braunwynn is accused of trying to hook up Shannon's kid with drugs, Kelly is called out for her social media stuff, and Emily still has a new hip. This week's bonus[...]
On The Real Housewives of Dallas, Kameron has a bone to pick with Tiffany. Many bones. Many teeny, tiny bones. In the shape of a chicken foot. It's a classic Westcott argument that will have you banging your head against a wall but also cracking up. We break it all down on today's episode! Subscribe[...]
We always thought James and Elizabeth would be a forever couple on Below Deck, but after a drunken dinner goes awry, it looks like the greatest romance of 2021 may be in trouble. Turns out the real longevity belongs to Rachel's farts, which fill the galley thanks to a stomach ailment that takes her and[...]
It's another double header for us. First up on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen loses her temper in a spa tub after her husband ices her out. Then on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Porsha reveals that she hates when people steal her ham. Plus, Kandi gives away groceries, and Cynthia faces wedding guest[...]
Southern Charm winds down its season with a two-part finale, and we're here to break down all the usually toxic drama between Madison and Austen, not to mention the latest issues with Kathryn Calhoun Dennis. Plus, for added flair, Ben rants about Justin Bieber.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its season with the girls coming for Baunwynn at the beach. Kelly shrieks, Shannon makes ooo faces, and Elizabeth chortles. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is a fun chat about current events. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all[...]
It's our 1400th episode, and we're celebrating by recapping The Real Housewives of Dallas. This week, the ladies head to dim sum where they face their biggest foe yet: chicken feet!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck hits its stride as Deloris freaks out and jumps overboard. Also, Elizabeth whines, Rachel gets wasted, and a band at a resort gets assaulted. This week's premium bonus is a fun chat about current events. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's[...]
We start with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, where Jen has a tantrum at her husband's hip hop and golf party before we head to Real Housewives of Atlanta for #Chill's engagement party. Atlanta starts at 1:03:45. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about[...]
It's the Dwell Hello Season One finale all about HouseHunters on HGTV . This week, go to Minnesota where a bossy wife is mad at her chill husband and also at her mom for not taking her side against the chill husband. For those following along, this is House Hunters season 179 episode 3 on[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Madison uninvites Austen to his own birthday party on this week's Southern Charm, but he shows up anyway and gets super Austen-y about it all. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House[...]
On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn continues to drift from Sean and his phone while Elizabeth opens up more about her childhood. Oh, and did you hear that Shannon's boyfriend has a drinking problem now??? NEW HIP!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Dallas returns with a new lady and a lot of Brandi tears. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium[...]
This week's Below Deck goes into unchartered territory. Or maybe the right term is de-chartered? Hard to say. All we know is that Elizabeth still can't figure out how to iron Captain Lee's pants, and the cliffhanger is quite the doozy...Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Ralph and Drew have couples therapy, and it seems to be promising (although we know it'll fail). Meanwhile, Porsha's sister decides to throw a party, but guess who's not invited? One hint: her name rhymes with Kenya. Oops, spoiled it.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
It's the final installment of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion, and it's about as epic as we could imagine. We break down all 90 minutes of it in today's supersized podcast ep. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We're taking a look at season 170, episode 12 of House Hunters this week, which features a couple trying to accommodate that most essential home amenity: the hidey hole.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We're ending the year catching up with one of our fave pod friends, Kate Casey of Reality Life With Kate Casey. We go over our end of the year faves and giggle a lot. You can find Kate's show anywhere you listen to podcasts, and follow her on Instagram @KateCaseyCA. Enjoy the show, and we'll[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast are back for part three of our crossover Holidate three part recap. We hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording. You can catch the video versions over on Crappens on Demand.[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** We're back with Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast for part two of our Holidate recap. The final part will release tomorrow, and you can catch the video versions over at Crappens on Demand on Patreon. Find Matt and Jake at[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** It's a Holiday miracle! Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast joined Ben and Ronnie for a three hour recap of Netflix' Holidate starring Emma Roberts, Luke Bracey, Kristin Chenoweth and Frances Fisher. A new part will release over the next three[...]
The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County make the most of their sad girl's trip to Lake Arrowhead where Elizabeth opens up about her insane upbringing, and Shannon deals with coming down with Covid. This week's bonus is a dive into Erika Jayne's downfall. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on[...]
It's another hour of chaos on Below Deck as the crew tries to figure out what the heck they're going to do without a chef for their next charter. Add a gaggle of gays and a glorified treasure hunter to the mix, and we have another fun episode — this time with 100% less mustard[...]
Porsha fights a broken system in this week's Real Housewife of Atlanta while Mike and Cynthia fight over their wedding date and Drew and Ralph fight over everything else. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Summer House season 5 trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** It's part two of The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Candiace cries, Monique denies, and Andy takes sides. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium[...]
This week, we check out a castle in Ireland with a wacky couple worried about murder holes. It's House Hunters International Season 10 Episode 5 for those following along! Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Austen tries to stand up for himself against Miss Patricia in this week's Southern Charm, but he's too low country to get far. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Summer House season 5 trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take on Sundance and Heather gets laid. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all[...]
With two cast members down for the count with coronavirus, The Real Housewives of Orange County forges ahead with its big cast trip to Lake Arrowhead. That's right - it's a four person vacation episode... and one of those people leaves early to sleep somewhere else. So... it's like a three person vacation episode. The[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Below Deck goes nuts this week when Chef Rachel loses her mind and Sunshine is sent packing. We don't know much, but we do know that you can eat our cooters. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, we meet our new housewife, Drew Sidora, and a new friend-of, LaToya. It's only their first episode, but we're already excited for big things...Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion is just as good as we could have expected it, but no one was prepared for the receipts that Monique brought in her binder. In the end, she read Gizelle down, and it was legendary. Plus, Karen introduces us to Endi, and Candiace finally has a[...]
This week on Dwell Hello, we're recapping Season 166, Episode 7 of House Hunters: "A Cozy Beach Shack for Nine." Will a large brood be able to find their perfect vacation home in Michigan? And will it be able to accommodate a boat garage? You'll have to listen to find out.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
Half the cast of Southern Charm comes down with coronavirus this week, but that doesn't stop life in Charleston from rolling right along. Madison fights with Austen, Dani confronts Kathryn, and Craig goes on HSN! As Pringle's sons would say: typical!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mary Cosby drops some problematic tidbits while Meredith's marriage falls apart before our eyes. But somehow it's all hilarious? Or at least fascinating. Be sure to watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44938807Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
With coronavirus shutting down the country, The Real Housewives of Orange County goes into quarantine, which means the ladies have little to do but Zoom with each other and talk about Elizabeth's questionable truth. Meanwhile, Braunwyn loses her mind, and Shannon faces her worst nightmare. Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand[...]
It looks like Sunshine is running out of daylight on Below Deck as he oversleeps and continues to annoy the heck out of his crewmates. And in the interior, a tin of caviar threatens to undermine the entire operation.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta returns and in the height of 2020's turmoil. Porsha is a hero, Marlo is aiming thermometers at everyone, and Cynthia's boob is out. A lot. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell[...]
Real Housewives of Potomac ends its season with a big manly fight at Robin's engagement/Christmas party. Don't touch us or yer goin' ta jaaaail! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters.[...]
This week, House Hunters goes to Birmingham, AL where a young weirdo family looks for a tiny house so they can follow dad to bar gigs. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Calhoun family statue is torn down on this week's Southern Charm and Kathryn's not faring much better after her racist emoji instagram fight. This week's bonus is a catch up on Thanksgiving antics and Bravo goss. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Mary has a Met Gala luncheon that's nothing like the Met Gala to give the ladies Louis Vuitton ear buds and fight with Jen about calling her a grandfather f**ker. Put on your finest threads! This week's bonus is a catch up on our[...]
We're officially in December, and this year, Santa Claus isn't the only one coming to town. COVID-19 has hopped on its evil little sleigh and reached The Real Housewives of Orange County. After weeks of teasing its approach, we have now reached Full Toilet Paper Panic in Newport where Shanon Beador faces her greatest nightmare:[...]
We're down to the final three bakers on The Great British Baking Show, and one thing is very clear from the outset: Laura will be sticking her head in a freezer. Come join us as we recap a very merry showdown.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Karen holds a wig shift party on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and there's nearly a meeting of warring parties. If the stress of this all gives you indigestion, don't worry: Ashley has some antacid for you.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Dwell Hello, we're tackling Househunters International season 139, episode 8 - "Finding a Voice in Nice." A husky cabaret singer looks to find a new life in Nice after a bitter separation from his husband. Will he find a shower he can fit in?Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Shanon gets wasted at a celebration for a recovering alcoholic, and Elizabeth turns out to be a lying conspiracy theorist. Say what you will about Real Housewives of Orange County, but this show proves that Bravo is just gonna Bravo.Happy Thanksgiving!! Watch our recap here with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44351759Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
Jen has a fit when Meredith goes to Mary's church on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Meredith's son's ruffles are feathered when he claims to have been exposed to a vagina. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher[...]
We're near the end of The Great British Baking Show, and before any can advance to the finals, our bakers must clear the hurdle that is patisserie. It's no easy feat, especially for Laura who manages to spill chocolate on just about every surface on the tent. But at least she didn't turn her horn[...]
Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Potomac wrap up their trip to Portugal with a S & M party, where Candiace dresses real tough then cries a lot. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's[...]
This week, we take on House Hunters International Season 134 Episode 10 "My Big Fat Greek House Hunt". A Greek wife wants to find a place that doesn't require her to drive two hours to work, but her American husband just wants to be close to a bar. Will her parents intervene? Sign up to[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Covid finally hits Charleston, which means the guys have to start doing nothing but drinking and sleeping. Oh wait... This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City fight on a slope about swinging and wear lots of feathers. Lots and lots of feathers. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on[...]
There's another vow renewal on Real Housewives of Orange County, but can the ladies stop themselves from taking cheap shots? This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign[...]
The bonkers quarterfinals of The Great British Baking Show saw the contestants flail hopelessly with the technical, struggle through a mini cheesecakes, and then triumph in a wobbly, beautiful gelatin climax. It was pretty intense. Also, Peter loves Christmas.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck rids itself of Charlie and brings on a pack of millennials to show the geezers how to party. There's also a new stew and another sobbing scene. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac delight in spider pranks and flavored butter on this week's episode. However, the fun times in Madeira are mired by old grudges from last season. It's the calm before the storm next week when Ashley reveals to Candiace that she made a legal statement in support of Monique. We recap[...]
This week's episode of Dwell Hello tackles House Hunters International season 134, episode 3: "Pups in a St. Croix Paradise." Bad hair and picky personalities in the Caribbean! What could go wrong?Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
To celebrate the arrival of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, we put on a virtual show, and guess who showed up? The Marge! Come hear Margaret Josephs' Crappens debut followed by our thorough recap of RHOSLC. We omitted the Q&A that followed the recap from this recording, but if you'd like to see[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we catch most of the women struggling with various challenges of motherhood. And also a tiny Ferrari. Yes, it's a "Serious" episode, but there are some noteworthy moments: the debut of Gina's ex Matt as well as the return of Lizzy! Fun!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
It's 80's week on Netflix' Great British Baking Show and there are lots of ice cream cake disasters to deal with on the hottest day of the year. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called[...]
The first charter on Below Deck continues to be a source of constant frustration, thanks mostly to a bevy of picky eaters and obnoxious behavior. It doesn't help that they're one deckhand down and stuck with a stew who moves slower than a sloth. So much is happening, and we've barely even started the season.Don't[...]
The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac visit Portugal so Wendy has fresh ears to tell about her multiple degrees and Karen can yell at Gizelle about not sharing her man. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on[...]
This week's Dwell Hello takes on House Hunters Season 159 Episode 15 "Going Tiny in Palm Springs". A retired modeling agent wants to make art and poop in private, but will it be possible in his five dollar price range? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Southern Charm takes us to the Food and Wine Festival where Shep gets told off by Madison and Pringle charms the ladies by doing absolutely nothing. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The war at Shannon's Lemonade Housewarming rages on. Braunwyn cries, Shannon denies, and a glass flies. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell[...]
This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must try their hand at Japanese pastries. The result: some VERY rude matcha haterade, a jiggly sponge, and the wee debut of Dizzy the Shuttlecock. STOP TRYING TO MAKE DIZZY HAPPEN, PETER. Hey guys, did you know that Paul went to Japan once?Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Captain Lee is back for another episode of Below Deck, and it's already a doozy. Rib drama, family tragedies, and bossy guests are just some of the many treats in store for us in the first hour. We discuss it all — plus, an important conversation about tugboats.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the cast models hats for Robyn and prepares to head off to Portugal. But first, a minor showdown between Wendy and Karen turns into a battle of the doctorates.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A huge family needs a huge house. She wants a big dining room. He wants a turret. What will they do??Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Southern Charm is back with a slew of casting changes and one or two unpleasant surprises. Between the asbestos explosions and T-Rav cameos, there's a lot that's hazardous to our health here. But as always, we're happy to make fun of this mess.Don't just listen, watch us. Check out our video recap of the episode[...]
Braunwyn continues to struggle with her newfound sobriety on Real Housewives of Orange County, but unfortunately Gina doesn't know that, leading to an explosive and awkward fight at Shannon's housewarming party. Also, we learn that the words "sad" and "depressing" are not part of Shannon's vocabulary. She would never! How dare you!!!This ep is Crappens[...]
Great British Baking Show brings us baking week and cages some tarts before crumbling one of our favorites. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at[...]
Below Deck Med's second reunion is a too deep dive into Mary Timelaw and Rob and Jess' ridiculous romance, and Aesha calls in from an Etch-a-Sketch. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go[...]
Wendy has an empowerment event, Monique has a live podcast, and Candiace has lots of nerve on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon[...]
Since we're obsessed with home renovation and design shows, we thought we'd take a gander at Netflix's new fresh-from-Pinterest show, Dream Home Makeover. Can Shea and Syd McGee transform a perfectly lovely living room into a perfectly lovelier living room? We'll find out!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** There's a cat party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Gina is mad about getting poor shamed. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com[...]
This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must tackle chocolate, starting with a delicacy so technically refined that only the most elite pastry chefs can successfully attempt them: brownies. The less said about this signature bake, the better. Then it's on to chocolate babka and finally, a white chocolate celebration cake challenge[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Part one of the Below Deck Med Reunion finds Kiko apologizing for nachos and Hanna getting caught with her hand in the reefer jar. This week's bonus is a shopping trip on Amazon Prime Day. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of new face[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy holds a sip and see for her daughter while Candiace moves forward with pressing charges against Monique. But no one is more stressed than the deer scampering around Karen's neighborhood. Must be hard living close to such a vaunted PUBLIC FIGURE.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy[...]
Welcome to Dwell Hello — a twelve week limited series on Stitcher Premium! This week we're recapping Season 151, Episode 28: "High Flying in Wichita," which follows two circus enthusiasts as they move to Kansas. On their wishlist: Berber carpet, breakfast in the tub, Berber carpet, nearby burritos, Berber carpet, matching air vents, and BERBER[...]
New Jersey's fashion icon Kim D joins us to answer all our burning questions about RHONJ, Teresa, Melissa, Kim G, Danielle Staub, Posche Fashion show, and pretty much anything else that crosses our mind. Check it out! Don't just listen to the interview, watch it! We recorded this over zoom; so come watch our threeway[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County is back, and for the first time since the Bush era, there's no sign of Vicki or Tamra. Weird. What we do have are a bunch of bunk beds, new boyfriends, and a new cast member who lives up to all our drama club dreams. So far so good?[...]
The Great British Baking Show tackles Bread Week, and no one has heard of a gay flag before. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Rob threatens to cancel his trip to Bali on the season finale of Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy makes some hug certificates on Photoshop. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion[...]
Karen goes home to Surrey on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac to be in the Homecoming Parade, and Monique gets a solid talking to by her pastor. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** An American social media girl who's never tasted a chocolate croissant before goes to Paris in Darren Star's new show, and we're here to be embarrassed for her. And ourselves. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** This week we take on HBO Max' documentary about a crazy waterpark in Jersey and try to spot a Giudice in the bunch. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of new face[...]
It's biscuits week on The Great British Bake Off, and our plucky group of bakers must concoct Florentines, macaroons, and some manner of biscuit-based table setting. It's not as much of a disaster as week 1, but there are still some major misses (and major successes too!)Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
With the Below Deck Mediterranean season drawing to a close, Jessica and Rob's romance reaches new lows of annoyingness. Will they go to Bali together? Will he endeavor to do a sea crossing instead? And does anyone care? Well, we can definitely answer that last question. Come listen!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
In the wake of last week's shocking fight on Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique sits with the women and explains her side of the altercation. Simultaneously, Candiace gives her take to Dr. Ken. And then of course, Robyn, Gizelle, and the rest of the ladies have their perceptions. Who's right, and where is the truth?[...]
Bravo gives us a few fries at the bottom of the bag with the Real Housewives of New York "Secrets Revealed" special. There aren't many secrets, but we do get LuAnn demanding applause and Lea's mom laughing at her. That's good enough for us. (Wink) Don't just listen: watch this video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42302454Our Patreon[...]
You can't have your cake and eat it too. But you can knock it over. For the first time ever we're tackling The Great British Baking Show (aka the Great British Bake Off aka GBBO on the other side of the pond), and we're kicking off "Collection 8" on Netflix today with Cake Week! The[...]
Chef Tom has hissy fits all over the boat on this week's Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy gives him a firm talking to. And by talking to we mean hug. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**New merch! We designed lots of new face[...]
Davina makes a total ass out of herself at Christine's Black Swan wedding on the season finale of Selling Sunset and Chrishelle cries some more. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at[...]
The big fight of the season goes down on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac and Gizelle's dad takes a stand. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York ends its reunion month, and we're all left wondering who's gonna roll the CLIIIIIIP! This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**New merch! We designed lots of new face[...]
Netflix hit a home run with My Octopus teacher, and we're here to add Patti LuPone and nosy Jill Zarin fish into our newest movie obsession. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available[...]
This week on Selling Sunset, Chrishell retreats to the midwest for some R&R with her family. Meanwhile back in LA, Christine and Davina are adamant that there are two sides to every story: a hot and famous side, and a Chrishell side. Whose side are you on?Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Chef Tom continues to endure endless humiliations: first he has to slice a cucumber — a cucumber!! — and on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, he also must contend with bad fish and burnt buns. HE'S OVER IT, BLOKE!!!!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Housewives of Potomac was chock full of drama this week. First, Michael 'fesses up to "taking the bait" and going back a hotel with a random girl. But don't worry guys — he passed out immediately and when he came to, he was half naked and lying next to a woman. NOTHING HAPPENED. Then[...]
Part two of the Real Housewives of New York season 12 reunion powers on, and it features everything we could want: Ramona invoking Lucille Ball, Ramona calling Dorinda a drunk, and Ramona telling Leah to help America by "owning" her bipolar diagnosis. And we haven't even gotten to the Tinsley stuff yet. It's always a[...]
Denise Richards goes out in a blaze of glory on Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Clutching a script, some shoes, and a selection of fine pens, Denise became the first Bravo cast member to spend her reunion fielding questions while also memorizing lines. Now that's she off to The Bold[...]
Chrishelle gets a hideous text on Selling Sunset, and Christine, Davina and Maya try to figure out how Keurig machines work. For this week's premium bonus shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo[...]
Chef Tom chews Aesha out over a cucumber on Below Deck Med, but add an avocado into the mix and it's all out war! For our premium bonuses become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our[...]
Monique gets mad that some of the girls miss her big s'mores bonfire on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Ashley gets the bad news about her man. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The ladies yell at Ramona for her terrible Covidiquette on the Real Housewives of New York reunion, but all Ramona cares about is trying to get her straw through her mask. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become[...]
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Kyle complains that everyone has been coming after her this season on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part two, and then she continues to go after Denise. Unfortunately, Denise has never met a Randy. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt[...]
Put on your most elegant Galia Lahav because Christine is shopping for her gothic Barbie wedding on season 3, episode 5 of Selling Sunset! It's another episode full of tense yet polite showdowns and overuse of the word "wedge." Plus, the bomb finally drops on Chrishell's doomed marriage. HAVE SOME ETIQUETTE!!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
It takes a special duo to be worse than Johnny and Michelle Damon, but on Below Deck Mediterranean, Rob and Jessica are up for the challenge! The two are truly THAT couple: the one who ruins everything — a group dinner, a night at the club, your favorite yacht TV show — as they bicker[...]
It's not a season of The Real Housewives of Potomac without a Michael Darby scandal, and this time around, he's been caught at a strip club talking about having a wife and a boyfriend. Is it true? Does it even matter? Will this have any impact on their marriage? Probably not, but we'll have fun[...]
Dorinda Medley leaves Real Housewives of New York in a blaze of saliva. Is this the way she really wanted to end things? I guess it doesn't really matter since we technically have a three part reunion to look forward to next week! Don't just listen to this episode, watch it too! Check out the[...]
It's part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 10 reunion, which means it's time to rev up the gaslighting machine! The question is — who's gaslighting who? We're still Team Denise in this dumb feud. Where do you land?Also, don't forget to watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41206236Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy[...]
It's Friendsgiving on Selling Sunset, but no one's happy that Mary's always taking. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee[...]
Aesha returns to Below Deck Med for a trip to Ibiza, and Rob is in trouble for exting. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac take a girls trip to Monique's lakehouse and baby Dean starts some poop. Will the bird come to his rescue? For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo This week on Real Housewives of New York, Dorinda celebrates her birthday, Leah celebrates her company, and Sonja trains her dog to poop on the carpet better. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Season finale time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The ladies try to set Denise up for a big showdown with Brandi Glanville at Dorit's finale party, and it falls as flat as Dorit's new fake champagne. For this week's bonus about Luann's[...]
On Selling Sunset season 3 episode 3, Davina's $75 million listing continues to cause problems of all sizes, especially with Jason a.k.a. The Number One Guy In This Group. Will Davina be able to find a buyer for Adnan's evil lair? Or will she crash and burn like so many vehicles trying to make a[...]
We've learned a lot of things recently on Below Deck Mediterranean: always have a backup potato, don't ignore the laundry, and no matter what you do, never poach something for idiots. The biggest lesson of all, however, is that Rob and Jess's trip to Bali will never, ever be interesting. That's something we had to[...]
Karen Huger is ready to open up her new NEW house to the ladies on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and her party has everything: acrobats near the community pond, a singing telegram, and even some awkward Beyoncé cosplay! The Grande Dame is back, baby! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
The Real Housewives of New York wraps up its Mexican vacation, but not before dealing with a lot of rage... and a little bit of poop. Then it's back to NYC for Sonja's big Century 21 launch. This episode has it all: bad wine, stacks of rice cakes, and a new excuse for skipping an[...]
What goes on in the Capri Room, stays in the Capri Room! Unless it's on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Listen to us break down all the gory details of Teddi Mellencamp's family-style baby shower. Do you believe Brandi Glanville or Denise Richards? Don't forget you can watch us record this episode on Crappens on[...]
The Botox and Burgers showing goes well, but will Amanza find the confidence in herself to inspire Trixie Monacle to write a new power ballad? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion[...]
It's the final episode for honnnnaaaaay and the first episode for a new off his rocker chef. Get ready for a tantrum! For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go[...]
Ashley has a sip n' see for her kid on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Will Candiace make it through without poking herself tearfully in the eye with a folded napkin? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for[...]
We are newly obsessed with Selling Sunset, and what better way to take our obsession to the next level than by interviewing the ever polarizing cast member Christine Quinn. Come join us for a casual chat about the show, real estate, and her favorite Bravolebrities. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Down a cave the women of Real Housewives of New York descend. There's lots of sexiness this week, and even more poo. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The women wrap up their Rome trip with a near walk-off by Denise and a tearful, most likely temporary apology from Rinna. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks[...]
Season 3 of Selling Sunset arrived over the weekend, and we are here to recap the big premiere! SO much happened: Christine had a birthday party, Amanza reminded Mary that she should be mad, and Heather learned how to spell "Cahoots," despite Google not working anymore! What a time to be alive. See acast.com/privacy for[...]
As predicted, with Kiko off Below Deck Mediterranean, Malia's boyfriend Tom has swooped in to save the day. But things are far from fixed on this ship of terrors. Malia throws a hissy fit about not getting to share a room with her boyfriend, and it all culminates in some very serious allegations. We have[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique and Gizelle come together to inspire Ashley to leave her apartment... and face Candiace for another round of battering. Meanwhile, Karen works out, and Wendy continues to impress. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies continue to rampage through Mexico. There's drunkenness, there's music, and there's even camels. Oh, and a short gentleman with a stack of margaritas on his head. Isn't that what vacation is all about? Plus, Ramona shames Dorinda about her drinking, and Dorinda blames it[...]
The Roman holiday continues on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it's anything but relaxing for Denise Richards, who has a few allegations of her own up her sleeve. Whether anyone believes them is a whole other issue. Meanwhile, Kyle buys a fedora. Don't just listen to this episode, watch us record this recap here:[...]
90's hip hop is ruined forever in this week's Below Deck Med, and our sweet chef cries for all the tears we want to. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with lots of new Karen wigs, new babies, and old grudges. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Ramona is mad on The Real Housewives of New York, and she takes it out on a poor ceviche guy. Will Leah put her in her place or will their trip go from Cancun go to a trip of Can'tcun? For this week's premium[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Rome, where they spill Denise's beans all over town. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face[...]
Selling Sunset season two reaches the climax we've all been not really waiting for: Mary's wedding!! It's the perfect occasion to bring the entire cast together — well, minus Davina — and put aside their differences. Except, of course, that doesn't really happen because a few nights prior, Amanza threw a second bachelorette party and[...]
Oh Kiko. Poor poor Kiko. This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, our beleaguered chef attempts to show off his skills, but a Vegas-themed dinner proves to be a gamble he just can't win. It's an extra cringeworthy episode, and we're here to break down every chicken finger, nacho, and domino brownie. YIKES. See acast.com/privacy for[...]
The toxic Shahs of Sunset season 8 reunion concludes with MJ and Reza burning each other to the ground, much as they've been doing for the past ten years or so. Surely this is the end for them. Or is it? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
Real Housewives of New York has given us so much — we barely even deserve it. And this week it continues to bestow gifts upon us. This time it's LuAnn addressing a room of ex-cons, Sonja struggling with her townhouse again, and Ramona losing her mind at her own party with fifty of her closest[...]
It's the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we've been waiting for. No, not Wilson Philips doing a surprise performance (although that did happen). No, not Brandi finally apologizing to Adreinne Maloof (although that did happen too). You guys, it's the episode where Brandi finally levels her girl-on-girl accusations against Denise Richards, and no[...]
The ladies of Selling Sunset visit a foreign country: Los Feliz. Also, Mary has her bachelorette party and Christine has had enough of the Overlap Accusations. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots[...]
Below Deck Med has one final chance to impress the elite entrepreneurs from Miami, but a missing side of ponzu can ruin everything. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face[...]
The cast of Shahs of Sunset reunites to fight about naked Jenga and five pound penises. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com[...]
The Real Housewives end their Bluestone Manor trip with epic meltdowns and a tiny little gift in the guest bathroom. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Kyle throws yet another party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time Camille, Brandy, Kim, Eileen and Adrienne are along for the ride. Will Rinna show Camille some charity? For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show[...]
On season 2, episode 6 of Selling Sunset, Heather absolutely must must MUST go to her boyfriend's daughter's birthday bash, which is sure to be the most exclusive event on the nine-year-old party circuit. Yup, mmhmmm. But wait! One of her BUSIEST clients EVAR wants to see a house on Doheny at that very moment![...]
Ring the alarms: there's a vegan on board Below Deck Mediterranean! Naturally this sends Kiko and the kitchen into disarray, and it doesn't help that these guests are AWFUL too. Meanwhile, Pete threatens to be professional, and Jess gets a sweet new hand accessory. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
Married to Medicine LA wraps up its second season with a Christmas party that has everyone wondering if Jazmin's husband will ever surface? It's a question that has us on the edge of our seats. Plus, Josh Altman makes a special appearance, and Britten reclaims her bed. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
The Real Housewives of New York heads to the Berkshires this week, and right on schedule they lose their minds. First, Ramona squares off against a recently emboldened Elyse, who's feeling snubbed after a particularly rude encounter at Omar's. But the real pièce de resistance is Luann's Broadway diva tirade against Sonja. This is the[...]
After a month off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back... and so are Aaron and Denise. They stormed out of Kyle's party, and when they return for Sutton's trunk show, things don't go much better. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us on camera here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39143454 See[...]
Mary is no one's soldier on this week's Selling Sunset, and the battle lines are drawn with Christine. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales[...]
The disaster douche charter comes to an end, but not before Bugsy gets wasted and Jess breaks her finger. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Dorinda drunkenly tells someone off for the ninetieth time this season, this time at Lu's Halloween party. Then, we catch up with Married to Medicine LA on their Palm Springs trip. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Romain lets Davina have it at Christine's engagement party on this week's Selling Sunset. Can he stay as chill as the zebra? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new[...]
With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week's charter guests are too douchey for an understaffed boat. Between oyster controversies and extra guests, Hannah is up to her honaaay eyes in misery. Thankfully, Bugs brought the thundaaaaaah!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
This week on Married To Medicine: Los Angeles, the women head to Palm Springs to lift Imani's spirits. Along the way, there's a krumping stripper, a cowboy chef, and an emotional air horn exchange. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We love food, we love Padma, and we love Padma's new show; so, naturally we just had to recap it. And could there be anything more PADMA than watching Padma waltz through Milwaukee trying sausages and talking about Kegels? We're tackling episode 2 of Taste the Nation (available on Hulu). This episode is Crappens on[...]
On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina's not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows... except Davina. Luckily Christine is around to change that. Meanwhile, Heather is still mad at Amanza, and Maya likes musical chairs. You can watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38586461[...]
Bugsy is back to cause some major Honay Eyes this week on Below Deck Med. Make sure to wear your floaties! For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales[...]
Imani's finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers[...]
Top Chef comes to the end of another great season and crowns a deserving winner. Have beets ever been so beguiling? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales[...]
The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon Davina has a lot of negativity coming her way in the Selling Sunset office, but she's got a huge house to sell before she can worry about it. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax continues to Jax on the final installment of Vanderpump Rules as we know it. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live[...]
On this week's Married To Medicine LA, Drs. Imani and Britten head to NOLA to catchup with fellow Bravolebrity Dr. Contessa for Xavier homecoming. It's all fun and beignets until reality catches up with Dr. Imani at home. Also, Jazmin's blood sugar is GREAT guys! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
So much happens on Below Deck: Mediterranean. Lara quits, Roy Orbison Jr. comes on board, there's an Ace of Base revival. It's hard to navigate these choppy seas, but we'll do our best. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We're just days away from the Top Chef: All Stars finale, but first, the final four must make a trip to Parma, Italy and partake in the pleasures of parmigiano-reggiano and prosciutto de parma. It's the fanciest ham & cheese throw down of all time. Did you MEAN to make it into the finals?? See[...]
We'd heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn't think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the cast's perennial punching bag finally decided love was more important than fame and shipped herself off to life with Scott... but not before enduring one last spat with[...]
The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon Crappens branches out to Netflix for Season Two of Selling Sunset! Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has[...]
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing. Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains[...]
Lara and Hannah duke it out on Below Deck Med this week, and Malia tells the Unit to cut the crap. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again.[...]
Top Chef begins its final rounds in Italy and we lose one of our faves to a trifling truffle 🙁 For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York deal with a hurled ravioli in Newport before settling in for a fight over tea back home in NYC. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and[...]
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle shades Kyle in a charity speech and Aaron gets into it with the women at a family barbecue. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules begins its three part reunion with Charli taking the crown for destroying Old Man Jax and Kristen getting caught with her hand in the dbag jar. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon[...]
Below Deck Med is back, and there's all sorts of new faces on board: there's Kiko the goofy chef, Pete the self-proclaimed "unit," and Lara the Italian thorn in Hannah's side. We're only one episode in, and it already looks like a disaster (but in the best way). What did you think about the season[...]
So much happens on Top Chef this week. First, the winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed. Then the chefs must design a meal that could be served on American Airlines. And finally, they all convene at Michael's in Santa Monica for one last lavish California meal. Check out our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag along, a rollercoaster evening of drinking, screaming, and crying ensues. Pretty much right on brand for this show. Don't just listen to the episode, watch it too.[...]
The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Santa Barbara, which provides the perfect backdrop to grill Denise about threesomes and her children. And like a hearty main from Buca di Beppo, the drama is served in large portions. Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out Crappens on Demand[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta brings on Yovanna for the final reunion episode, but no one's buying what's in her box. For this week's premium bonus about what we're watching, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country[...]
It's a vacation day here at Crappens, so we're posting the Slutty Island recap we did live in Austin, Texas. Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our[...]
Top Chef celebrates the Olympics, and Padma shames a non EGOT winner. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York go to a Russian spa for Dorinda to act like a flaming hypocrite some more, then Ramona is taken down at her own women empowerment party. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member[...]
It's psychic week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but we don't luck out with an Allison DuBois home run this time. We do, however, get a lot of ladies coming at Kyle over petty nothings and it make life worth living. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules comes to the end of another season with an epic Jax breakdown and the crumbling of the fourth wall, and we're here to recap it for you live from quarantine! For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member[...]
Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Zoom reunion powers on, and Nene has the gaul to come for Kandi. Spoiler alert: Kandi reads her for filth. It's a moment that earns a spot in the RHOA reunion highlight reel for years to come. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants head to the mountains for an overnight stay at adult sleepaway camp. Their task: serve up a brunch buffet for 200 hungry, hungover moms. Basically, it's a nightmare. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
The Real Housewives of New York escape the madness of NYC to enjoy an afternoon of apple picking and wine tasting and peeing in corn mazes. What better time to channel internal disappointment into rage against Tinsley? Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out the video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1228-37159381 See acast.com/privacy for[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that's she's the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traumatic mouse disorder, Lois swings by for a visit, and Dorit has major news about Buca di Beppo!!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
After Jax disinvites the cast from his pool party on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws a rival rager instead. This can only mean one thing: Jax is the victim. Poor guy. Meanwhile, Dayna's love triangle continues to chug along uncharismatically, and Lala declares herself an adult. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take to Zoom for their reunion. Will Andy let them off of mute or will they break the internet? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has[...]
Time for Restaurant Wars on Top Chef and it's between the Haitian King and the Country Bear. Will the loser go down with his ship? And will merengue ever recover from the brutal treatment it received in judging? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for a stand up to bullying night. Will Lu have a drink? And will Dorinda throw one? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over[...]
The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon It's the Season 4 Finale of Summer House, and there's a lot of peeing in odd places. Definitely wear your mask. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it's not who you think. Also, Kyle ice shames Denise and Teddi's retreat is about as exciting as you thought it would be. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become[...]
Jax is on a tear this entire episode of Vanderpump Rules, but have his friends had enough? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is[...]
On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, MJ and Reza's reconciliation goes off the rails when he reneges on his promise of dropping the restraining order. Plus, Mike decides to be petty, and Nema has a breakthrough with his dad. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
It's a very CUTTING episode of Top Chef this week. First, the cheftestants must make tacos with nothing more than a machete. Why? Because Danny Trejo is the guest quickfire judge! Then, for the main challenge, the chefs must pitch concepts for next week's sure-to-be disastrous Restaurant Wars. Can't wait! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and[...]
On this week's crazy Summer House, the girls scream at Hannah for hooking up with resident male model Luke. Tensions are at an all time high. Perfect time for a roast! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Sonja shows at fashion week, and when she gives Leah a droopy PJ set to wear, all hell breaks loose. Plus, Tinsley is a STAR AGAIN! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Sutton continues to shake up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the best way, affording us one of the funniest episodes in ages. Basically, she makes Teddi cry at Kyle's dinner party, and we all rejoice. But it's really a drunk, stoned Mauricio who steals the show (not to mention Faye Resnick captivated by an[...]
Vanderpump Rules finds Stassi and Beau getting engaged and ghosting Kristen from the party. Also, we get some Scheana backstory and learn that Charli has finally tasted spaghetti. It's a real banger of an episode. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member[...]
The Shahs of Sunset gang tries to fight on their Hawaiian vacation, but Paulina's not very good at it yet. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon[...]
Top Chef goes to the symphony so Tom can try to come up with some musical puns, and two chefs are sent packing. We're not happy about it. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven[...]
Hannah finally gets a taste of hot dish on this week's Summer House and Amanda. Is. LIVID, Kyle! For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New York are all off their damn rockers this week when the gang gets wasted at Ramona's Hamptons Inn For The Sometimes Criminally Insane. Torches will be thrown. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Newbie Sutton opens a store on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and tells off the mayor of West Hollywood for good measure. Also, Erika lands a role and Teddi tries to be less Teddi and fails Teddily. For the entire season of[...]
The Witches of Weho come together for a big wine event on Vanderpump Rules, and in true fashion, Stassi throws a full bodied tantrum with notes of rage and psychosis. Other varietals include a vintage Beau, whose anxious bouquet really opens up after a few swirls, and a 2019 Kristen, which features a floral yet[...]
On this episode, we're recapping the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the latest installment of Shahs of Sunset. First up, it's Kandi's baby shower! When Todd snubs Mama Joyce, there will be hell to pay. Sort of. Then on Shahs, Reza and MJ take baby steps towards rebuilding their friendship, one forehead[...]
On a supersized Top Chef, the cheftestants must navigate through a Quick Fire with only the help of their loved ones and a shoddy connection from Metro PCS. Then it's off to the mall to hawk some branded items, but not before Malarkey reveals his chef rankings for the season. Our blood... is boiling. See[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and now that Lisa Vanderpump is gone, who shall wear her crown? It's heavy, in case you didn't hear. Our nominee is Sutton Stracke, the new friend-of who is the sort of monster we dream about. But instead, it looks like the real Queen is going to[...]
This week on Real Housewives of New York, Sonja gets wasted at a mansion party, and Luann escapes the humiliation of being chosen for Ramona's basement. Plus, icebergs! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Summer House, Carl gets wasted and feels sorry for himself. Meanwhile, tensions surface between the girls thanks to Lindsay, and Hannah gets blue (tennis) balls. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Tom and Katie head to Las Vegas with everyone (except Kristen) on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Why? Because they need to get officially married... again. Meanwhile, we meet Black Mirror Scheana (aka Karrah), and Lisa wears a prom dress. #vanderpumpian See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! Nema invites the gang to a country music festival and MJ and Reza come to a temporary and stinky truce on this week's Shahs of Sunset. For the entire[...]
We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! Kenya cries in the Closet Love Built on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta while NeNe tries to make us believe there's still a spark in her marriage. For[...]
We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! Ramona makes Luann sleep in the basement on her Hamptons girls weekend, but it's Leah's tramp stamp that's really wagging the wattles. For the entire[...]
We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! Jordan leaves Summer House and no on is sad, but Carl brings major depression the next weekend to celebrate Lindsay at her Roaring 20's party.[...]
We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! The Witches of Weho put another axe in Kristen's back this week on Vanderpump Rules, but we all beg for one to the face when[...]
On this week's Shahs of Sunset, Reza blocks all his friends and then cries that he feels alone. Plus, GG endures a medical hardship, and Tommy faces the legal consequences of his actions. In other words, it's a hilarious time for us. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
This week on Top Chef, the contestants must make funky fried rice for Randal Park and Ali Wong. Then it's off to the Getty Center to find inspiration from art. Who will rise to the challenge, and who will piss off Padma? We recap the whole thing. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
What the world needs now, is RHONY sweet RHONY. Thank God the Real Housewives of New York are back. The new season launched without Bethenny, but in her place is Leah McSweeney who seems to have the no BS potential we want. It's too early to tell how she'll fit in, but early signs seem[...]
On Summer House, the gang throws a frat toga party for Kyle while simultaneously threatening to banish Jules for... something? It's ridiculous and infuriating, and we have a lot to say about it. Come join! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Tom and Jax wage escalating pranks at each other, and Brett calls Scheana "middle-aged." Just more fun on Vanderpump Rules, and it all ends with Schwartz being a terrible person! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We recapped episode one of Netflix' Tiger King on our premium Patreon bonus last week and you guys asked us for the full season so ok, we're in. The rest of the episodes will be released on our Patreon feed over the next couple of weeks and you'll have the option to watch videos of[...]
We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! Reza is still trying to get us all to believe that he's the real victim on this week's Shahs of Sunset, but thankfully we get[...]
We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! This week on Top Chef, Ruth Reichl guest judges a Jonathan Gold memorial challenge and roasts the contestants like the queen she is. For the[...]
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Today is one of our favorite kinds of episodes. It's a trailer shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 10 Trailer! For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate[...]
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo This week on Summer House, we find out that Kyle was breastfed for way too long which explains quite a bit. Luke isn't the prince we'd hoped he'd be, but Jordon is the fool we figured he was so it all evens out. For[...]
Schwartz' friends celebrate his terrible parenting skills after his lizard dies on this week's Vanderpump Rules and The Witches of WeHo vote out a witch. For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has[...]
The moment we've been sort of waiting for is finally here: Tommy terrorizes planters! Thank goodness for Ring door cams, which have provided the pièce de resistance for this week's episode of Shahs: Tommy hurling various pieces of pottery and one very unlucky cactus across Reza's backyard. He makes a bigger mess than a toppled[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta trip to Greece reaches its thrilling conclusion with the one thing we're all trying to avoid: spit. Actually, not quite. Nene merely pretends to spit (but she does in fact manage to throw a peanut / piece of popcorn). We break down all the madness in today's episode. See acast.com/privacy[...]
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo We did a bonus episode about Netflix' Love is Blind last week and so many of you requested on the main feed we decided to record an extra bonus and release this episode for free. Hope you likey! For the new bonus catching up[...]
Top Chef All Stars LA is upon us, and we are so happy to see so many familiar faces, especially our dear friend Gail Simmons. Join us as we dive into this episode as we discuss Brian Malarkey, creamy embers, and Gail's sleeves! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
Part 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion closes out an explosive season with Danielle Staub making her tear-less goodbye to the franchise (until she comes back). We were supposed to recap this episode live in Salt Lake City, but due to Coronavirus precautions, we took our "live show" to Instagram instead. Enjoy![...]
Summer House is full of meltdowns. First there's Kyle and Amanda, whose relationship is melting into goo before our eyes. Then there's Lindsay and Carl, lovers-turned-exes whose friendship may never reach its pre-finger bang state. But at least Carl has Sarah from Barry's to help him rebound. Or does he? We recap all the madness[...]
The moment nobody was waiting for has finally arrived: Jax and Brittany's wedding on Vanderpump Rules! After years of thinking every red flag was a pair of weirdly shaped undies, Brit has committed herself to life with Jason Cauchi, and at this point, we're just in it for the schadenfreude. Meanwhile, back in LA, Dayna[...]
Reza hits a new low on Shahs of Sunset, but MJ is back and armed with a drink to throw. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando,[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Greece, and Nene and Kenya bring on the tragedy. Will they ever get past this? And hey...are these cats getting fatter? To hear this week's bonus episode about Love is Blind, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com[...]
It's Part Two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and it's all about the couples boning and Jen not being able to stay quiet for more than two seconds at a time. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat[...]
Carl acts like a total jackass this week on Summer House and Jordon is back to try to get a boner. It doesn't work. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to Salt[...]
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Vanderpump Rules kids have the 972nd celebration of the Kentucky Weddin'. They party in onesies and dump on Kristen a bunch. Yay! For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat[...]
After a one night stand with Sara's brother Sam, Destiney faces the scrutiny of the group on this week's Shah's of Sunset. Plus, it's a quadruple dose of filler activities: DIY pottery, cat coffee, dance class, and a cooking competition! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
On this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya Moore faces the twin miseries of a public divorce and traveling with Nene to Greece. At least there's baklava? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
After a harrowing seven minutes as boyfriend and girlfriend, Carl realizes his new relationship with Lindsay is moving so fast that it's driving him to drink. What a f**kboy to do? (Actually, just look to seasons 1-3 for all your answers). And so Lindsay becomes the latest in a long line of Carl victims who[...]
The season ten reunion of Real Housewives of New Jersey started this week, and no one was ready to scream more than Jennifer Ayden. When she wasn't hurling "ARE TOO!" insults at the women, she was accusing them of self-absorption, bad parenting, and pretty much anything else she could think of. In other words, it[...]
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Jax and Tom bury the hatchet (for now), and then the gang goes to the living nightmare that is The Kentucky Castle. Meanwhile, Charli becomes our new hero, and James promises to stop drinking... again. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
Shahs of Sunset finds Reza in Vegas for his big Sally Beauty event. Will Destiney bone Sara's brother? Will Tommy get a standing o for his takedown of Adam? And will Reza Be Obsessed really make your color last longer? For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to[...]
Kenya's marriage falls apart at the charity gala that was supposed to be her debut as a Mrs on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City,[...]
Summer House has its annual Fourth of July party, but no one really celebrates Independence. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC,[...]
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with an admission of guilt from Tre and a lot of "So what? Who cares?" from Joe in Italy. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become[...]
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax kicks Sandoval out of his wedding on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Who will tie Schwartz' bowtie? For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to[...]
The fallout continues between Reza, Destiney, and MJ, but that's not going to get in the way of a mud run! Meanwhile, GG is on the road to pregnancy, Nema has an awkward chat with his ex., and a possum becomes the surprise star of 2020. Just more mud, sweat, and tears on Shahs of[...]
On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marc put together a "couples night" at the bowling alley, which is a perfect arena for us to watch their marriage fall apart. We're split on this: is Kenya more (pun!) to blame? Or is Marc the real jerk here? Tweet us your thoughts @whatcrappens See acast.com/privacy[...]
On Summer House, love is in the air — but like, in the same way asbestos might be in the air if you go to the wrong building. Lindsay and Carl are official, and so now it's time for them to go on their first date! In this case, that means supermarket sushi on a[...]
It's another day at the Jersey Shore on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but this one ends with quite the twist, courtesy of Danielle Staub. We're recapping it all live from Lawrence F**kin' Kansas!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
We're fired up about this week's Vanderpump Rules as Britney and Jax grapple with how to deal with a controversial pastor. And just when it seems like Lance Bass is here to save the day, things flare up on Peter's batting cage birthday. Get ready for some ranting! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com[...]
The boys of Below Deck flounder around and wallow in excuses for the entire Below Deck Reunion. Will Andy stand for it? Or will he stan for it? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos[...]
Reza goes ham on Ali for the Jenga rumors this week on Shahs of Sunset. Is MJ controlling everything from a hospital bed? And will Destiny ever stop crying? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You[...]
NeNe and Cynthia come to a shaky truce on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but nothing can save NeNe's animal print party from drowning in really large glasses of salsa. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life[...]
Kyle and Amanda can't make it this week, so the gang throws a "Daddy's Gone" party while Paige shows off her new gold ring. It's the season of fingers, what can we say? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork",[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore for some fights about thrown plates and Beverly is officially shown to the door. Until next week. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos[...]
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the yearly Pride episode of Vanderpump Rules and Scheana's insecurity over the new girl takes center stage. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You[...]
The much anticipated Below Deck reunion commenced last night with Andy Cohen serving as captain, and needless to say, this boat veered way off course. Chief stew Kate wound up in the hot seat most of the night while the men faced mostly softball questions over the hour. Here's to hoping Andy redeems himself in[...]
After a year off the air, Shahs of Sunset returned in glorious form: GG hates Shervin, Mike has a new love of his life (and this time he's really really REALLY grown up!), and Adam might be hosting naked Jenga behind Reza's back. What messiness is in store for us? We can only imagine. Get[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta is finally back, and we kick things off with Kenya pouncing on sweet Tanya. And this time she's called in backup: THE COOKIE LADY. It's amazing what people will do for a free snickerdoodle. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
Despite having to compete with a Celine Dion concert, we packed the theater for our live show from New Orleans. And to mark the occasion, we talked Real Housewives of New Jersey. This week, the Marge celebrates twenty years in business while Jennifer attempts to clear the air with Jackie. Also, Joe unclogs Teresa's sink[...]
Summer House is back, and everyone is talking about it. And so are we, duh! To celebrate the premiere, we're recapping this finger-lickin' good episode in Birmingham, AL! Well, technically it's Hoover, AL, but you get the point. Come check out our take on the latest Carl/Lindsay drama, Kyle's dinner table freakout, and our continued[...]
This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The crew celebrates Brittany and Jax for the 97th time in a week by putting on age makeup and Dayna refuses to believe she's dating a douchebag. Also, LVP is a HOLLYWOOD LEGEND DAHLING! For this week's bonus episode recorded on our road trip[...]
It's another version of Below Deck! This one sails and tilts and drawers open and people keep getting shocked by it. We loved it. Enjoy! For this week's bonus episode recorded on our road trip through Texas, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You[...]
Below Deck crescendos the blatant misogyny of season seven when Kevin kicks sand in Kate's face. Pure class, that one. For this week's bonus episode recorded on our road trip through Texas, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch[...]
This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey was recorded live from Warehouse Live in Houston, TX. The fight about childrens' party budgets rages, Tre and Joe Gorga get steamy over cauliflower, and our live audience reaches levels of coo-coo never before heard in the history of live shows. Buckle those belts. For this week's bonus[...]
Hey guys — did you hear that Brittany and Jax are getting married? America's sourhearts bring all their friends down to Miami for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party on Vanderpump Rules, and the drama that ensues is... classic. Seriously Brittany: don't do it!!! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
Kevin on Below Deck has been a dick all season; so it's appropriate that he heads into the finale presenting a giant cake dick to a bunch of unimpressed guests. Join us as we recap this penultimate episode, which features the usual blend of microaggresions and misogyny! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
The accusations fly on Real Housewives of New Jersey when Jennifer Ayden realizes that Jackie might actually be wealthier than she is. It's a good old-fashioned fight about a pizza party with just a smidge of violence at the end: the perfect way to ring in our eight year anniversary episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Stassi gives us the sort of meltdown we crave most from her: shrill, entitled, and loud. But is she in the wrong? We discuss that question and the latest drama from the world of Scheana in our live show from Detroit! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Alexis Bellino finishes up her thirsty Below Deck trip without a ring, and Rhylee comes at the boys "got it"s ablazin'. Who will end this episode stung the hardest? For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives[...]
Tanya smuggles in Kenya's wig on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Will it send Kenya over the edges? For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens[...]
Project Runway presents a heritage challenge, which leads to fabulous creativity and manipulative exploitation. For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit,[...]
It's time for the eight annual Crappy Awards. @bendelker and @ronniekaram were joined onstage at the Regent Theater in Los Angeles by the wonderful @mercedesjavid @nemavand (#ShahsofSunset) @braunwyn (RHOC) @ariana2525 @tomsandoval1 (#PumpRules) @twojudgeygirls (Two Judgey Girls Podcast) @dannypellegrino (Everything Iconic Podcast) @nadinerajabi (Below Deck Med) @larzmarie @ecareyo (SUP Podcast). We were blessed with the brilliant[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrates Mothers Day with a drag brunch and the ladies head to the Hamptons for a knock down drag out. For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition[...]
This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Jax gets mixed up in Kristen and Carter's relationship and Scheanna takes revenge on an enemy with a good old fashioned swiffer. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***[...]
Alexis Bellino makes her Below Deck debut this week, which basically amounts to her making out with her indifferent boyfriend Drew. Meanwhile, Courtney and Brian hit a snag in their romance and Kevin throws out his back. Thailand, Thailand where everyone gets a baby muscle spasm! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
It's the fight we've been waiting for all season on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it did not disappoint. Turns out SnakeGate™ was good for at least one thing: a brawl we'll be laughing about for a long time. Check out our recap of the madness. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
It's the moment we've all been waiting for: Leeanne faces the music for her racially insensitive comments towards Kary... and it is as much of a mess as anyone could imagine. When we weren't cringing over this this Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, we were laughing. A lot. Come join us! See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
It's the fight that everyone's been talking about on Real Housewives of New Jersey: Marge pours water on Danielle's head, Danielle yanks Marge's ponytail. Old school stripper fighting. Plus, Frankie Jr. walks in Melissa's Envy fashion show, and Jackie teaches us about yogurt. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and[...]
Vanderpump Rules is back, and there are plenty of changes afoot: half the cast moved to teh suburbs, a bunch of new people are sleeping with each other, and Lisa Vanderpump is pulling rabbits out of hats (or so we suspect). Come check out this supersized recap of the Season 8 premiere! See acast.com/privacy for[...]
Below Deck's deck crew teams up to rid the boat of Rhylee, and Kevin takes revenge on a picky guest by doing a better job. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When[...]
The third part of Married to Medicine's reunion features yelling, screaming, religious persecution allegations, boob talk, and apology bangs. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco[...]
The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Carnival in Toronto and Cynthia says "Snakegate" a lot while NeNe denies leaking her own card to the blogs. To hear our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos[...]
It's part two of our RHOBH rewind episode, live from Philadelphia. We're recapping Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" — the installment that launched Taylor Armonstrong into internet fame ten years later. If you missed the first part of the recap, tune in to episode 1125, and always double check[...]
It's the episode that launched a million memes: Taylor Armstrong losing her mind at a party in Malibu. For our live show in Philadelphia, we decided to take a stroll down memory lane to Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Our recap was so long (mainly because we were feeling[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County ends their fourteenth season by kicking Vicki off early to have an epic meltdown before bringing out someone even more detestable. Please welcome The King of Snarcasm, Shane! To hear the second part of our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited[...]
In Married to Medicine's season finale, Buffie has a full on breakdown and Quad says "doctoring of documents" a lot. To hear the second part of our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads"[...]
Santa came two days early when he brought us a very special gift on Monday: Part 2 of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion. It's astonishing how funny these episodes have been, and we can barely wait for Thursday's grand finale. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
It's another night out with the cavemen on this week's "Below Deck," and this time around, Smashton is drunk, horny, AND violent. It's enough to make a head stew quit. Luckily, we'll always have Master Pierson. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
Mike Hill finally pops the question to Cynthia on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta." But never under estimate Kenya's ability to undermine a good surprise. Plus, more fun with mystery husband Marc! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Dallas wraps up its fourth season with Leeanne royally botching her chance to apologize to Kary for her racially insensitive remarks. It's a cringe-worthy episode, but at least we get Mama Dee munching on nacho chips! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
The season 14 "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion got off to a fiery, hilarious start this week, and we're here to rehash every minute: from Vicki's fuming that she's a has-been to Kelly calling Tamra a "dummy." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
It's Easter Sunday on "Real Housewives of New Jersey," which means it's time for food, family, and tears. Just another weekend in the Giudice household. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Cowgirl Tamra tries to start a fight with Doddahontas at Vicki's engagement party in The Real Housewives of Orange County season finale, but ends up fighting with a bush instead. For this week's premium Project Runway recap and the first[...]
Master Pearson returns to Below Deck. Will his family have better luck this time or will they be smoked out? For this week's premium Project Runway recap, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta spends a lot of time in therapy this week. Porsha forgives Dennis (kinda), NeNe tries to learn how to not say sorry in a more forgivable way, and Kenya cries at her lawyer's office. It's fun. Then we check in on more therapy in a quick Married to Medicine check in.[...]
It's our last live show of 2020 and we're celebrating in Seattle with this touching Christmas episode. The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Jamaica with a Jennifer hosted roast, but Danielle manages to steal the show in twenty seconds of phone time. She's got the touch, that one. Lots of bonus[...]
We're live from The Oriental Theater in Denver for this very special episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. By very special episode, we mean...well it's a lie it's not a special episode but dammit we love it. Also, who is Ernest Hemingway? To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over[...]
*This audio has been re-uploaded so if your audio sucks, re-download. Sorry for the trouble!*Real Housewives of Dallas finishes up their Thailand trip with a culmination of crappy Mexican comments by Leeanne. Will the group make it through this? Will we? To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer[...]
The crew gets the day off on "Below Deck," and what starts off as a lovely holiday (baby elephants!!!) turns nasty as the stench of chauvinism descends on the brüs. It all leads to a drunken day of partying, topped off with an uncharacteristic Kate Chastain meltdown. We have a lot to say. See acast.com/privacy[...]
It's the season premiere of "Project Runway," and things are starting on a very interstellar note. The new batch of contestants must team up and create a set of two looks for a luxury space hotel: one a jumpsuit, the other a cocktail dress for happy hour. Intergalactic fantasy tourism... but make it fashion. See[...]
Marlo tries to launch a new wig line on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but she's upstaged by Kenya Moore's edge cream. Just another day in the ATL. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast trip to Jamaica continues to unravel this week as Jackie grapples with the notion that Dolores may just not like her. Plus, Margaret's passing joke about Teresa and jailbait comes back to haunt her as Tre's 12 hour delay finally expires. It's a raucous, wild night of recapping,[...]
On "The Real Housewives of Dallas," the ladies visit an elephant sanctuary before venturing in Bangkok's infamous red light district. Needless to say, they all get a little more than they were expecting. Thailand! Thailand! Where everyone gets a traumatic experience at a ping pong show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
The couples trip on "Married To Medicine" drones on with the usual mix of domestic tension and excessive "games." This time around though, the guys manage to sneak away and hang with some strippers, landing Damon into hot water with Heavenly. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of Orange County make their way to Key West, where Vicki is a dick at a drag show and Kelly yells and cries then yells some more. PS Vicki has never conned anyone mkay? To hear this[...]
Below Deck has a fresh charter of horny moms to terrify Captain Lee, and Simone and Tanner kind of bang. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch[...]
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in Jamaica and Jennifer embarrasses all of us. Marge and Jackie are separated from the group as punishment and there's a fight about who the biggest bully is. Mon. To hear this week's[...]
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The Real Housewives of Orange County go to Miami for hair pulling, screeching, and amateur stripping. Also, Tamra rides a bike LOL. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya struggling with a regift and Cynthia claiming her Baileycue is annual. Also, Marlo performs a very touching speech and we're...touched. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives[...]
We're live from the City Winery in Chicago to celebrate the classic Real Housewives of New York episode Bon Voyage, Ramona. Ramona gets wet hair and almost murders someone. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork",[...]
"Married to Medicine" heads to Cabo for the annual couples trip, and it's full of drama: a van breaks down, Buffie yells at Jackie, and Quad walks up stairs! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Rhylee is back on "Below Deck," and she's the perfect person to take on the yacht's reigning douchebag: Kevin. Meanwhile, the primary continues to be horrifically creepy to poor Simone, who just wants to master the fine art of pouring coffee over ice. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
The somewhat anticipated face-to-face moment between Cynthia and Nene finally happens on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and it's just as not-very-exciting as we anticipated. Don't worry though: Marlo is here to bridge the gap. Or at least wear crazy outfits. Plus, Eva eats alone, Porsha is back at work, and Kenya is married to a[...]
It's Crappensgiving on the podcast, and we're celebrating by not just recapping "Real Housewives of New Jersey" but also inviting two people we are deeply thankful for: Kate Chastain (Below Deck) and Hannah Berner (Summer House). Together, the four of us declare what we are most thankful for on Bravo (and life). Then it's on[...]
On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn hosts a "weaning party" while the Tamra / Kelly feud deepens. Plus, Shannon is faced with her biggest fear: KEY WEST. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The "Real Housewives of Dallas" head off to Thailand and the wheels come off pretty quickly. First, Kameron unleashes a hellacious baby elephant song, then LeeAnne joins the hat police, and finally D'Andra weaponizes a L'Infinity Dress for passive-aggressive effect. And oh yeah, LeeAnne unleashes a torrent of problematic comments along the way. OY. Get[...]
Dr Jackie has a party to release her Queen V book cover and outs Buffie's infertility issues. Will a dance off in cabo fix everything or just leave Daddy with a crushed skull? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited[...]
A pack of douchebags board Below Deck to sexually harass Simone and play beer bong at their pirate party. It's sad and amazing. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You[...]
Cynthia and NeNe are about to come face to face on the Bravo World Pride float. Will anyone leave with their pride intact? And will Kenya find eggs for her husband? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts![...]
We're live from the City Winery in Chicago for this very special Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap. The ladies go to an obstacle course and Danielle fights with Margaret about who's the biggest prostitution hoor. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at[...]
The "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is on the verge of heading to Thailand... but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday bash and Kameron learns archery. Maybe not the most thrilling plot description ever, but we certainly have fun with it at our live show in Indianapolis. It's all part[...]
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand This week's Real Housewives of Orange County centers around the kids. Ryan goes to therapy cuz Tamra's a real good mom mkay? Also, Shannon tries to let Tamra have it but the tables are turned faster than David could passively[...]
Looks like Abbi's going to venture out on her own Abbi road. The beleaguered deckhand on "Below Deck" has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessional pastures are the best fit for her. Plus, Captain Lee shows the guests a water park, and Ashton continues to blur the lines between co-worker and horndog. See acast.com/privacy for[...]
We're only on the second episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about. But that's what we're here for, right? Also, babies. Lots and lots of babies. Everyone has a child suddenly. Even Marlo! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
Our friends Captain Lee from Below Deck and Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and the Lunch With Lea Podcast joined us in Fort Lauderdale for a really fun recap of Leanne's wedding on Real Housewives of Dallas. Thanks so everyone who came out! For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and[...]
We celebrate the return of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa. Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad. We're sorry — we tried to fix it, but we really couldn't do much. However, we implore you to stick it out because we have so much fun breaking down[...]
This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to Contessa's house where absentee mothering results in an over-the-top $15k triple birthday party for the kids. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until the ladies exchange some notes. Now it looks like Kelly has Tamra in her crosshairs, and it's not going to be pretty. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of "Below Deck." We're recapping all of it, and if you think we have nothing to say about the davit repair, YOU'D BE WRONG. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is back, and more importantly (or should we say Moore importantly), Kenya has returned to the fold. Love her or hate her, she makes for good TV — and by the end of the hour, Kenya is back at it again. Check out our sleep-deprived recap of the season premiere![...]
Our fabulous friend of Crappens, Katie Cazorla from Second Wives Club, joins Ronnie for Real Housewives of Dallas. Will we figure out what that lotion by the bed is for? For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a[...]
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and the upcoming book Fancy AF Cocktails joins Ronnie to recap the Vicki Tea Party episode of Real Housewives of Orange County while Ben lives it up at a wedding in Thailand.[...]
Kate gets a new Sexy Aunt title on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee owns an ass. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available[...]
Quad has a birthday party/book launch and celebrates her sister/friends in a very dramatic speech. Unfortunately, it didn't include her truly great friend Toya. BYE! This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor"[...]
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Leeanne has a couple of no shows at her thirtieth shower, so she fights back with the strongest weapon in Dallas: wedding invitations in text message form. This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To[...]
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Real Housewives of Orange County shows us what an OC fashion show looks like, and it's terrifying. Kathy the model director loses her shit and becomes an instant classic, so there's that! This week's premium bonus takes place in a[...]
This week on "Below Deck," Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate's bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves her partially zombified. We're recapping all of it on today's show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
The "Married To Medicine" tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorses "Game of Thrones," and Contessa hoards some leftovers. Good times had by all! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
We're closing in on Halloween, and "The Real Housewives of Dallas" are keeping it spooky with a trip to the famously haunted Hill House Manor. But nothing is scarier than LeeAnne Locken ordering you to the vasectomy line. We are breaking it all down live from Richmond, VA! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com[...]
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle the whole messy thing live at Cat's Cradle in North Carolina. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand There's an engagement on this week's Below Deck, and Kevin gets to mansplain a bunch of stuff. Also the crazy lady who has foodgasms returns to creep everyone out. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock[...]
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated. Quad and Mariah got to yell a lot though! As far as we could tell, no one brought the coke. BOOOOOOO. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps,[...]
For our second live show of the night, we rewound the clock on Real Housewives of New York to the infamous Rey episode. He has a charity. A charity that helps poor people. Thanks to everyone who came out and made our night so special! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in[...]
We're live from City Winery in Atlanta to cover Leeanne's lingerie shower. Will the ladies get along? And will the fence ever recover? To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com![...]
This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Gina gets stood up on a date over a broken toe. To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of[...]
"Below Deck" has returned, and this time the yacht has made its way to Phuket, Thailand where the temperatures are high and the bowel movements are frequent. We're already sweating. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Toya's paint 'n' sip gives Swinging Richards a run for the money on "Married To Medicine." Will Heavenly be able to get away with it? Or will the gossiping men blow up her spot? Plus, Simone terrifies her kids with cottage cheese, Contessa drops a bombshell on Scott, and Jackie explores sex toys. Get tix[...]
"The Real Housewives of Dallas" trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God. Plus, sweat lodges and bolognese. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on "The Real Housewives of Orange County." Will any of the women finally find wellness at the wellness retreat? Listen to our recap to find out. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
Below Deck Med concludes its season on a sour note as Captain Sandy confronts Hannah about lacking passion for cleaning toilets. But hey, good news! Another misogynist got promoted! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available[...]
Buffie joins Married to Medicine and brings on a friend to shame Toya for not paying her taxes at a bargain bin party. It never gets old. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free[...]
The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby's goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one's really sure, but let's watch him completely chew off his lower lip as he lies his ass off. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become[...]
We're live in Nashville to give this amazing episode of Real Housewives of Dallas the respect it deserves. Kam throws a napkin at a trash bag in Mexico, the trash bag cries, and Leeanne struggles not to kill the new chick. To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a[...]
We're live from the Queens City Comedy Festival in Charlotte for this week's Real Housewives of Orange County recap. The ladies are still seeking wellness in Arizona, but will Vicki be the ultimate cure for wellness? To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited[...]
Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Leave no tchotchke behind!! Meanwhile, Ben canNOT be rushed, and Joao is still sick. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for[...]
This week on "Married To Medicine," Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone organize an ambush dinner to resolve their issues with Mariah and Heavenly. Plus, a heartbreaking scene with Toya and fresh green beans from Quad. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" season 4 reunion rolls into its second episode with more petty infighting and groping allegations. In other words, it's hilarious. And as an added bonus, we get more footage of Michael's back sweat as he watches from a balcony. Fun! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for[...]
It's a super, SUPER-sized "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap with special guest Rae Sanni filling in for Ronnie. First we have some chatter about the state of Bravo and our favorite Real Housewives. Then we launch into the RHOD episode, which features the women heading to Mexico (but not before D'Andra has a professional blunder[...]
A routine soundbath goes awry after Kelly Dodd inflicts severe head trauma on Shannon Beador. Just one of many amazing moments on this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County." Plus, Emily dances at last! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
Below Deck Med delivers a very grumpy Captain Sandy this week. Angry wind, lazy jet skis and a lack of white gloves are about to set the banana lover over the edge of a hug cliff, but hey! Aesha and Jack are gettin laid so yay? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car[...]
Married to Medicine has an Emergentea Party, giving the ladies a chance to wear hats and tell each other off without having to apologize. Will Quad run out of words before she runs out of wigs? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac bless us with a reunion full of purse to face reenactments and screaming matches about who's the biggest mooch. To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of"[...]
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo D'Andra celebrates her fiftieth by inviting her friends and frienemies to roast her, but who will win the new game show Leeanne hosts called Not a Roast!? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over[...]
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Doctor Deb meets The Real Housewives of Orange County in her EGO necklace to dispense rocks while Kelly tries to decide whether or not to join an all Vicki inclusive trip to a spa. Also, Shane is as disgusting as ever. To hear this week's[...]
This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Plus, Ben still is hissing at the galley, and Jack tries his hand at poetry. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
"Married To Medicine" roars back in its season premiere by giving us what we love most about the show: petty Twitter feuds, screaming accusations, and of course, dreams of being Surgeon General. And that's really only the tip of the iceberg. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" wraps up its triumphant fourth season with the long awaited reveal of Karen's new fragrance, LA'DAME. Plus, Ashley learns that she's finally pregnant, and Robyn gets the "commitment" from Juan she's been waiting for. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com Subscribe on iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo See acast.com/privacy[...]
"The Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and we are PSYCHED. First, there's the business quagmire that D'Andra finds herself in now that she runs her mothers' companies. Then there's talk of a mysterious lady named "Pretty Jessica." Consider us hooked. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
So much drama on "Real Housewives of Orange County" this week. First, Tamra and Shannon reduce Braunwyn to tears over a stupid lie, then Gina misses her day in court. Plus, Shane is so obnoxious to Emily that we're forced to give him an entirely new NSFW nickname. Needless to say, we probably should have[...]
Below Deck Med is still stuck with the insane women on a girl's trip. Colin gets hurt, Ben gets cold, and Jack finally gets to drive. HELP. To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of"[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac have finished up their trip to the Grand Cayman Islands, minus one member. Can we solve the mystery? To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!"[...]
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the final reunion episode for Southern Charm. Danni sobs, Eliza sobs, Shep shakes his foot, Cam stands up for the patriarchy, and Madison laughs all the way to the bank. To hear this week's premium bonus breaking down the Below Deck season 7 trailer[...]
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Orange County take a trip to Rodeo Drive, but will they ever get off the train? To hear this week's premium bonus breaking down the Below Deck season 7 trailer and watch video versions of our recaps, become a member over[...]
Chef Ben makes his triumphant return to "Below Deck Med," and not a moment too soon. A pack of cougars have descended on the boat, and they're ready for some hot risotto and even hotter yachties. Unfortunately it's not all smooth sailing when a laundry mishap, a temperamental burner, and an errant tender threaten to[...]
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to the Caymans chugs along with casual sting ray encounters and a few table-side squabbles. But the real story is the sad, disturbing decline of Katie as she seemingly disappears into thin air. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
Part 1 of the "Southern Charm" reunion blasts off with Shep denying he's a jerk (even though he's made everyone cry). From there we cover all sorts of hot-button topics: Kathryn's sobriety, Craig's Adderall addiction, Rice Krispie Treats — you know, all the good stuff. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
Breaking news in the world of Bravo! Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York (again). We are LIVE at her first press conference as she fields questions from the media and her former cast members. Afterwards, it's a super-sized Crappens Mailbag bonanza! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
With Kelly Dodd off in Aspen, it's the best time for Vicki to throw her under the bus, or train as it were. We're not precisely sure what Vicki's latest rumor is about, but we have a good idea, and we have a feeling this season is about to go OFF THE RAILS (see what[...]
Below Deck Med takes a sad turn in this super sized episode when Anastasia quits her chef spot and Collie considers throwing himself on the knife for the girl who loves cake. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breaking down the Married to Medicine season 7 trailer and watch video versions of our recaps,[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac go to The Cayman Islands to fight about Ashley's husband being possibly gay and probably restaurantless. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!"[...]
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's time for Southern Charm's season finale. Shep hits a new low, Ashley gets the boot, and Cameron's mystery husband shows his bored face. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited[...]
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Tamra has yet another housewarming party on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, setting the stage for Vicki and Kelly to fight about pig emojis. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.[...]
There's drama all over the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean." First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot. Then Joao shames Aesha and somehow excuses himself with talk of honesty and elephant bones. And then finally Anastasia's food succumbs to an arctic chill that exists between the galley[...]
It's the wedding that no one in particular has been excited about: Reagan and Reese! What an exciting day on "Southern Charm: New Orleans." Not only are these two lovebirds tying the shotgun knot, but Justin has finally decided what he wants to do with Kelsey... in about 6 months. Plus, Jeff has a sister![...]
Robyn's flip is finally ready for market on "The Real Housewives of Potomac," but an open house proves to be entirely too open — at least in terms of sharing. That's thanks to Gizelle, who manages to turn Robyn's proudest real estate moment into another round of bickering (thankfully). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
Eliza Limehouse hosts a fox hunt for the gang to attend, which leads to a much-hyped conversation between Kathryn and Ashely. Plus, Shep is still mad at Austen, and Craig wants to talk about islands. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" is back, and you guys, we really dug the season premiere. Is the slump over??? Time will tell. But for now, we're optimistic! Come join us as we discuss Single Shannon, Young Gravy, and Gina's "Antiques!" box. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
Below Deck Med deals with anchor issues, a drunk dude from the yacht next door, and a slugger's slugs. This is not Disneyland, it's San Tropez! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to[...]
On this week's Southern Charm New Orleans cast trip to Destin, Tamica and Barry fall into the Failing Marriages by Bravo trap when they renew their vows. We're worried. To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One[...]
Ashley goes searching for her father on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Candiace house hunts on a locked trust fund budget. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of"[...]
Southern Charm ends its trip to Colorado with a fight between Austin and Madison. We don't wanna spoil too much in the description, but there's a leak. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille"[...]
It's the third and final reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, and it's still all about crazy ass Camille Grammer. Also, Kyle's just sorry she's so HONEST. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts![...]
This week's super-sized "Below Deck Mediterranean" sees a healthy amount of drama — from Johnny Damon and his awful friends to a stubborn anchor that's stuck on the seafloor. Plus, there's a forgettable date between Jack and Aesha and a reprise of our new favorite song, JUNE JUNE HANNAH. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
This week on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," Reagan learns she wasn't invited to Jeff's Friendsgiving massacre and embarks on an apology tour to win back her friends. But a dustup at Jon Moody's event sets her back several steps. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Scandal continues to brew on "The Real Housewives of Potomac." Despite charges having been dropped against Michael, the women are still convinced that the resident Aussie is pulling a grope-a-dope, which bubbles over at an awkward haunted birthday celebration for Juan. And just to add more fuel to the fire, the producers release some unseen[...]
This week on "Southern Charm," Austen's much-hyped CBD dinner in Colorado arrives, and while he and Shep get stoned out of their minds, Kathryn goes down an erm-ward spiral as she remembers her past with marijuana. Plus, awkward Madison moments and an even more awkward scene with Naomi and ASHLEY. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and[...]
"The Real Housewives of New York" shows the rest of Bravo how to end a season as they come together one last time for the reunion, part 3. There are bombshell announcements (CHICAGO!), intimate moments (hugs for Barbara), and of course shocking revelations (Sonja's daughter is going UPENN!). Check out our recap, live from Pittsburgh![...]
Part two of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion brings more rocks and more glass houses. Luckily we have Season One Camille to throw a spanner in the works. Check out our recap, live from Cleveland, OH! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
The Queen of Versailles ends her Below Deck Med tour. Will someone buy her Mars? And did you know that she saw a butterfly? To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of Dallas trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend[...]
Jeff tries to throw a peaceful Friendsgiving on Southern Charm NOLA, but it's a turkey. Then, the Real Housewives of Potomac celebrate Monique's 3D baby pictures with talk of, guess...Michael's butt grab! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of Dallas trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New[...]
The Real Housewives of New York center the second part of their reunion on Ramona's insanity and Lu's boneheaded moves. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of this week's Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch[...]
The Southern Charm gang heads to Colorado for a classic Craig breakdown and a Whitney denial. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of this week's Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com![...]
**This is available as a video recap in our Patreon's Crappens on Demand section! Time for part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 9 reunion! Season One Camille makes a return to slay some old and new enemies after a Pump Pile On. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of[...]
The Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky "Below Deck: Mediterranean" yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator requests, and hiking. Lots and lots of hiking. Plus, we meet the new stew June! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
There's a Housewives Hoedown on "The Real Housewives of Potomac" as the group reels from sexual assault allegations leveled at Michael. Pretty much everyone winds up fighting — except Katie, who just sticks to awkward toasts. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
Part 1 of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion is fiery as usual, with Dorinda and Luann hashing out a year's worth of fighting on Andy Cohen's stage. It looks like the two will finally be able to move forward... until next week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
Just when you thought it was safe to go skeet shooting at a plantation with a problematic past, Ashley makes her triumphant return to "Southern Charm" — this time with a silly hat! She's just as bonkers as always, which is to say VERY bonkers. As Lil Jon would say, skeet skeet skeet mother effers![...]
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who storms the Agency party like Daenerys Targaryen on a bad day. Yes, the season one monster is back, and we are soooo ready for it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
It's epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captain Sandy and the crew become Fly Girls for it. Will anyone break a tailbone? Will Anastasia be promoted to full time chef? Will Joao be able[...]
Barry pulls off his fashion show on this week's Southern Charm New Orleans, and Jeff celebrates by getting drunk and running away. Again. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch available at crappensmerch.com![...]
Ashley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn't stop Ashley from descending on gay pride to scream about her husband not having said pride himself. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member[...]
This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump Rules" wedding of the century! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Reagan has more bombshells for the group on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and as punishment, Rachel makes her hold eggs for 3 hours. Plus, Kelsey's housewarming party is the perfect opportunity for Jeff to get drunk and slowly meltdown. We're into it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
"Real Housewives of Potomac" returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get smacked in the head by her mom's purse, but she projects her rage onto Ashley by waving a butter knife in her face. This is exactly the sort of[...]
Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo's slate, "Real Housewives of New York," has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, the long draught begins. This season finale featured LuAnn teaching us about "SHOWBIZ, GIRLS!" and Ramona eating oysters. What more could we want? btw, time's running out to get your[...]
The "Southern Charm" guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of artichokes at Patricia's house. In the end, Austen realizes he's been entranced by Shep, which could possibly lead to a reunion with him and Madison. WHO KNOWS?? See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially back, and she has no better target than Dorit. It's about time we saw some sparks fly on this show again! Welcome back, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mila pulls out the Aunt Jemima's big guns to save her butt on tonight's Below Deck Mediterranean, but will it help? Probably not. To hear this week's two part bonus episode previewing the Big Brother cast and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini[...]
This episode has a video version available Dorinda takes the Real Housewives of New York to her eighties aerobics class to argue about who deserves more forgiveness from Bethenny and Ramona dances like only Ramona can. To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps,[...]
Shep and Whitney try to roast Craig on their boys camping trip, but only one will walk away with covered in weenie juice. To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team[...]
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continue their jaunt through Provence, and after having their BEST DAY EVAAAAAH, Kyle and Teddi promptly ruin it all by poking ceaselessly at Erika. It's the perfect excuse for us to rant and rave (mostly ranting). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
This episode is available as a video recap on Patreon Below Deck Med's Chef Mila has a homophobia problem. Will it get her fired before her canned crabmeat? To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited[...]
It's episode three of "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and Reagan is already engaged to Reece. The only thing more suspect is Tamica declaring herself "Tamica 2.0." We're so into this season that we're covering it for our main Monday show, but don't worry — we talk "Real Housewives of Potomac" afterwards. See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
Craig enlists everyone but himself to sew pillows for his burgeoning business, but his plans go haywire when a) no one sews a stitch, and b) fights break out at his pillow party. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Plus, Crappens Mailbag! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
The world was gifted with one of the greatest episodes of "Real Housewives of New York" ever — perhaps the best one since "December: Berkshires County" (and on a show whose worst episodes are better than many franchises' best, that says something). Luann's high horse tramples over Barbara and Sonja's meltdowns, leading Bethenny to scream[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit France to start a petty fight that makes zero sense. Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode "Chillin With Taylor Strecker" and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch available at[...]
On "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week, "Chef" Mila serves up a cake wreck and tops it with some lovely homophobia frosting. The countdown clock to her firing is officially ticking. Meanwhile, over on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," we meet Reagan's new boyfriend, and he is... nice? We'll let you be the judge of that. JUST[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in NOLA to celebrate Gizelle's dad's birthday. Karen and Candiace don turbans to duke it out with their enemies and we learn a new line of defense involving beignets. To hear this week's bonus episode "Chillin With Taylor Strecker" and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become[...]
We're live in Minneapolis to laugh about the Real Housewives of New York trip to Miami. Can Ramona bag a new guy while dangling her ex husband as bait? Will Sonja survive the great fall of 2019? Will Barbara get invited anywhere ever? Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm[...]
We're live in Milwaukee to break down the girls trip episode of Southern Charm. Kathryn gets flogged for tardiness, Cameran gets annoyed by her baby, and Craig watches Frozen. Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA and Project Runway and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a[...]
Now that LVP is gone, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is running on fumes. What better time to bring back Brandi Glanville! And shockingly enough, we're into it! Check out our latest episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck is back for another insane season. Just when the crew decides to stop fighting and have a fun season, a new chef enters with Old El Paso chips and jarred salsa. Hide your steaks. To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA and Project Runway and to find Crappens[...]
*This episode has a video recap avail! It's the season finale of Summer House. Will Kyle propose? Will Carl and Paige do the dirty? Will Jordan's penis get its own spinoff? Let's find out! To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA and Project Runway and to find Crappens on Demand[...]
The "Real Housewives of Potomac" continue their trip to New Orleans with a harrowing visit to a plantation that leaves everyone thoughtful and introspective. For about five minutes. Then it's back to drinking, which leads to a sloppy fight between Ashley and Candiace about pregnancy. Let The Good Times Roll! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and[...]
Turns out that it takes more than a pork chop to make amends for cheating. That's what Austen discovers on this week's "Southern Charm" when his girlfriend Madison gets caught in a shady DM situation in the wake of his infidelity. Plus, Kathryn's got a new man, and Craig took pictures of pillows. See acast.com/privacy[...]
It's time for the annual "Real Housewives of New York" group trip (although, to be fair, they've gone on about 5 this season so far), and in true form, these women deliver an absolutely epic, instantly iconic, send-it-to-the-Library-of-Congress episode. A lot happens — Dorinda makes a cocktail, Luann snarls at everyone, Tinsley gets pushed around,[...]
Kyle throws a thirtieth birthday party for her kid on Halloween. Will Kim haunt the place until she gets back her goddamn house? To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with RHOP, Project Runway, What/If, and other fun shows, and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New[...]
After talking about his dick all season on Summer House, Jordan would appreciate it if we could all stop making his dick an issue. To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with RHOP, Project Runway, What/If, and other fun shows, and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.[...]
Chelsea has a housewarming on Southern Charm and Kathryn admits to re-boning Whitney. Meanwhile, Shep mansplains the right and wrong ways to cheat while refusing friends mac n' cheese. To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member[...]
The trip to LuAnn's round house closes with a trip down memory lane for Ramona and a bunch of yelling and finger pointing from Dorinda. To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited[...]
Special guest Katie Cazorla joins us to recap the lunacy of Lisa Vanderpump taking a polygraph on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, Camille Grammer's wedding and all sorts of random tea from Katie. Brace yourself for some craziness! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Some of the Vanderpump Rules gang heads to the Hamptons for a visit. Will Schwartz or Kyle remember any of it? To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to[...]
Vanderpump Rules ends its season with one final reunion full of screaming, crying, and Katie victimhood. Put a fork in it. To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to[...]
Scandal descends on Real Housewives of Potomac as Michael possibly offers his services to Juan. Did it happen? Or was Robyn hearing things? Also, it's the return of Katie! Come listen. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to "Game of Thrones." Will Daenerys be stopped? Will John Snow ascend to the Iron Throne? How will eight epic seasons of world building and character development culminate? We address all the pressing questions in our final episode of "Winter Is Crappening." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
Jordan finally reveals his big secret on "Summer House," and Kyle and Amanda grapple with more fallout from his infidelity. Plus, Lindsay goes on a non-Evrattttt date, and Carl loves his mom. Damn we love this show. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
"Southern Charm" returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? The answer is a decisive YES. That's because we have a new dollop of drama in the form of Madison and a totally insufferable resuscitation of Eliza Limehouse. Turns out there are[...]
"The Real Housewives of New York" heads up the Hudson River to visit Luann's new round house, which may be too small for the Countess's rapidly inflating ego — at least according to Bethenny. Come listen to our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Erika Jayne lip syncs to dead air this week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when the ladies come to check out her concert. Will she improvise with an acapella version of Ave Maria? Can't wait to find out. To hear this week's bonus episode covering Project Runway and Texicanas and to find Crappens on[...]
The "Vanderpump Rules" reunion soldiers on with even more hypocrisy, hot air, wild accusations, and self-aggrandizing. In other words: everything we've been wanting all season! Check out our equally furious recap (and tell your friends!). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Candiace gets hitched on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Gizelle gets ghosted and Ashley gets wasted. Will Karen keep her wig on? To hear this week's bonus episode covering Project Runway and Texicanas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to[...]
It’s romance and utter carnage on the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, all because of a little insecurity created by a single Starbucks cup. Find bonus episodes, our SHUT UP, BRAN! shirts, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrappens and Twitter @whatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
Did Kyle cheat on Amanda again on Summer House? No one knows, because he can't remember. Time for a mystery: a penis mystery. Did it come out? Who did it enter? And will the penis take the stand? Find out! To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become[...]
This episode of Real Housewives of New York is all cringe all the time. It's Halloween song cringe for Lu, and Ramona Sonja and Dorinda bring us some serious charity event cringe. To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition[...]
With Lisa Vanderpump busy renovating her kitchen, the rest of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ladies head off on a glamping trip where they encounter such terrors as a climbing wall, silicon spatulas, and a super market. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
Time for the first reunion episode of Vanderpump Rules! Spoiler alert: the bot wins. To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to[...]
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" are back, and they're pretty much where we left them: Robyn still has short hair, Ashley and Michael are still grossing us out, Gizelle is still trying to win back friends, Karen is still tangling with appliances, Monique is still pregnant, and Candiace is still getting married. But this time[...]
With the Battle of Winterfell behind them, the remaining combined forces of the North march to King's Landing, but victory is never easy on "Game of Thrones." Plus, someone finally gets a little hanky panky by the fireplace... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
"Summer House" is full of dramz. First Paige wafts back to Carl after a dude flakes on her. Then Lindsay struggles to keep a dirty secret about Kyle. And then to top it all off, Jordan might be a virgin! What a time to be alive! Check out our recap 🙂 See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
Tinsley has an epic breakdown at the Big Apple Circus on "The Real Housewives of New York," and it's everything we could have ever wanted. Does this show ever stop being iconic? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dorit have a showdown over ridiculously handled sushi on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the ladies get ready for a camping trip. To hear this week's Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps and live streams, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts![...]
The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" really comes down to one thing: PENGUINS. God bless Scheana for perking up an otherwise humdrum episode. Will she and Adam ever get back together? Will Adam ever accept his penguin as his own? And will we ever get to meet the famous penguin? We'll have to wait until[...]
Project Runway tells its designers to get classy, so bring on the pasties! To hear this week's Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is[...]
Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss. Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrappens and Twitter @whatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
Kyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during the week and Danielle finally gets the d she's been working towards all summer. To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find[...]
Mario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball send Dorinda over the edge? To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon[...]
A hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, PK makes contact with Ken, or Kenny, giving hope that LVP may just come back into the fold (she won't). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
Brittany has a bridal brunch on Vanderpump Rules and Jax vows to always take care of number one: himself. To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day"[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene's transformation into a full blown monster. She's always been a diva, but now she's totally off the rails. Check out our recap of reunion part 3, and all the hypocrisy within. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell. This episode has it all: singing by the fireplace, a little girl with soup, and Bran staring at pretty much everyone. Okay fine — it felt a bit like filler, and the lack of Cersei was[...]
The "Summer House" gang decides to throw a Christmas-in-July party, but unfortunately for them, Krampus is here to ruin the fun. You see, no one anticipated that Carl was HONESTLY NOT THAT INTO CHRISTMAS, GUYS, and once he sees Paige cozy up to someone else under the mistletoe, Carl enters full Grinch mode. Christmas does[...]
"The Real Housewives of New York" continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it's perfect. This week, the ladies wrap up their latest fiasco in the Berkshires and head back to the city where LuAnn mocks Bethenny, and a truth or dare game leads to emotional breakdowns. Naturally. See[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump's escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supreme Court war. Can new cabinets make it all better? To hear this week's bonus Project Runway trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon[...]
Stassi finally realizes there's a demon possessing her on "Vanderpump Rules," and so someone named The Oracle, tries to purge it. Time will tell if it works (probably not). Also, briefcases full of cash and thoughts on empathy. CORNER! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
NeNe still has zero f's to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read. To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through March at[...]
Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brandon darkly cruises the entire kingdom. Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrappens and Twitter @whatcrappens[...]
Dorinda sends Sonja into a spiral when she takes her to visit the Morgan Estate on the Berkshires trip. Will anyone make it out alive? To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through[...]
Dorit thinks PK's diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long enough to lose everything to the Bellagio's repo department? Find out! To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a[...]
The trip to Mexico winds down on "Vanderpump Rules," and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel's "puppy shower" awaits them. Plus, Billie Lee spars with LVP, and Scheana has an update on ADAM. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
It’s the first episode of Winter is Crappening, and there are a ton of characters to remember before we get going with the final season of Game of Thrones. Join Ben and Ronnie from Watch What Crappens to talk trash about the dead and living members of Westeros. Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show[...]
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her ridiculous behavior — as well as all essential koi pond moments — on this week's RHOA recap. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Our recap of the latest "Summer House" episode is finally here! Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth? Will Amanda and Kyle break up? Will Carl 3.0 finally graduate from the pantry? But before we answer those questions, we do a deep dive on the greatest mystery on Bravo: WHO LEAKED TO RADAR[...]
The annual "Real Housewives of New York" pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda's Fish Room. Turns out The Countess requires less aquatic accommodations, and she won't be happy until she gets them. And even then she won't be happy. We recap the whole[...]
Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate a cute puppy into biting PK's face in the first place? All roads lead to the same ending: GOODBYE, KYLE! To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new Southern[...]
"Vanderpump Rules" gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of the day though, it's all about Kristen muttering "Cah-caw!!" on her hotel balcony. Check out our full recap here, and say hi to our new premium sponsors Jeffrey[...]
Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway gang has to dive into the world of patterns. To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Southern Charm trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become[...]
Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week's Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans. To hear this week's bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE[...]
Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's dying alone. To hear this week's bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member[...]
Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everything seems calm and copacetic on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," Puppygate rears its adorable head again as news of Dorit's canine transgressions hit the tabloids. Dunh dunh DUNNNNH!!!! See acast.com/privacy[...]
TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to give his free first class upgraded seat to his wife, and thus we have get The Return of Tequila Katie: Hammock Edition. We cover it all on our latest recap![...]
"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the original tulle. Just how many times can we even write tulle in one episode description? Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where questions about Eva's solvency[...]
"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy with his ladies (and texts), and then Kyle dazzles us with spiked tea. This is really the show that America needs right now. Oh, and don't forget to come see us in[...]
Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at Sonja's Paper Magazine party. Nothing happens and yet EVERYTHING HAPPENS. This is why we love[...]
iMessage takes center stage again in this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Teddi changes her story and produces non cropped screenshots of her phone. There's one last question we need answered: will Kyle finally get stuck to the floor? To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer[...]
Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana makes enchiladas, and Kristen steps on Lisa's foot. Just your standard issue day at SUR. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
Top Chef announces its new champ and Eva finally gets married in a dress she's not sobbing about. Will NeNe find a way to make it all about her? To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member[...]
Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemies away from a clam bake or will Tyler Perry save the day with the deepest quote in Housewives history? To hear this week's bonus episode about[...]
We're live from Cincinnati for this week's Summer House Fourth of July party. Will anyone get laid? To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens[...]
Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears. To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is[...]
Doggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's the type of pettiness we both loathe and live for. Whose side are you on? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
We brought our show to South By Southwest to recap "Vanderpump Rules," and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax... he done showed up and JAXED US. Craziness!! But don't let that overshadow a great episode of VPR, which saw the Toms invite James on the annual cast trip, only[...]
We're here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it's time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway through, then our audio suddenly went janky, and then... well... it doesn't matter. Here is our recap of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Top Chef"! Plus, our impressions[...]
The Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don't know what we were most excited about: Luann complaining about Ramona, Barbara talking about reggae, Dorinda scoffing at Lu, Sonja taping towels, Tinsley driving in Manhattan, or[...]
The "Summer House" gang is back! We've said goodbye to some familiar faces but also hello to some new ones. Beore you write us a 17 page email about it, we suggest you go straight for the rosé instead and enjoy this recap! Carl? Carl? Carl? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Danielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. There's fighting, yelling, and the most unexpected cameo from one of RHONJ's most famous friends-of. Come see us on tour! Check out the schedule and buy tix at watchwhatcrappens.com Get[...]
It's still a Juicy eats Lucy world on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Bahamas trip ends with some heavy edits to protect Dorit from her current lawsuits, but who will protect the baby flamingos from being smothered by the love of Vanderpump? To hear this week's bonus episode about Married to Medicine and Abducted[...]
Beau's mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of "Vanderpump Rules," and as you can imagine, it doesn't work very well. But at least she does invoke everyone's inner reptile! Plus, Lala sheds light on her epic love story with RANNNND. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
We doubled up on recaps to get both Top Chef and RHOA covered! Enjoy, guys! To hear this week's bonus episode about Married to Medicine and Abducted in Plain Sight and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through[...]
Mexican Dynasties premieres with a welcome home party, a goodbye party, a super cute dog, and really rubbery faces. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens[...]
Teresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to remind his sister to use her vibrator. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we've got a climactic fight that sees Dorit crying and Teddi storming off from a table. Whose side are you[...]
The girls finish up their Let's Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa vows to find another BJ for a PJ sitch after dumping Rand. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand[...]
Gail's back! Gail's back! Our favorite Canadian "Top Chef" judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? Who will survive Last Chance Kitchen? And who will take care of their garden the best? All these questions are answered in our latest recap, which is available now! No[...]
We took our show to "Just For Laughs" in Vancouver this week, and what better way to make a splash in Canada than by recapping the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. This is peak Bravo. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
The Real Housewives have a chocolate heart party and we try to figure out what DNA repair is as we get to know Denise. To hear this week's bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess[...]
Just when you were losing faith in "Vanderpump Rules," along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee table in wine country. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Come join us as we dissect every flower, miniature chair, and melted snowman that we saw. And did you hear? We[...]
**Today's episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her finger? To hear this week's bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts![...]
Top Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with a splash. Literally. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this is Lisa Vanderpump's final season, and we are absolutely ready to find out what caused Ken to yell "GOODBYE KYYYYLE!!" But until then, we'll just have to bide our[...]
The girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he's above therapy. Also, James' mother is a monster. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens[...]
The women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock their socks off. Or his own. We recap the whole shebang, and then after we move on to "Top Chef" to laugh about the things we missed in[...]
Brace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. And of course, there's no better place to do it than at the historic Texas Theatre in the heart of Dallas itself! This was our biggest audience to[...]
We're talking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn't mean we don't get some major RHOD crossover cameos by LeeAnne Locken and Mama Dee! Fair warning though: an audio glitch caused us to lose about 10 minutes in[...]
Below Deck celebrates the end of its best season with a reunion. Sexual harassment and herpes accusations ahead! To hear this week's bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on Feb 8 and 9,[...]
TomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This episode is also available on Patreon as a video recap for your smart tv. To hear this week's bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts![...]
Top Chef takes on Nashville and tells sad boring stories to coincide with their dishes. Padma is on a tear, so it's all good by us! Yeehaw! This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Ben in the Streets Ronnie[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Ben in the Streets Ronnie in the Sheets[...]
"Below Deck" concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have made this episode better would be if it weren't our last. Sadness. Come join us as we bid adieu to season 6! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and[...]
Billie Lee and Katie's Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also lalaandarianadiditomg. Today's recap is also available as a video recap on Patreon. This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn't the only one getting some revenge. Aya the tour guide left Bravo's biggest star in her dust in a power move for the ages. Be sure to check out[...]
We celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only did some of our most die-hard listeners trek across the country to be there, but we were also graced by Ms. Patricia Altschul, Michael the Butler, and Queen Kathryn as[...]
Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we move on to recap our favorite yacht show, "Below Deck." Who will be worse: the gays or the girls? Come listen to find out! And if you want to see us live,[...]
This week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden State's supply of bronzer. Then it's off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where a diamond pendant leads to a screaming matching at a fancy restaurant. We sop up all the[...]
Billie Lee comes out swinging when she's not invited to Girls Night In at Sur, and Scheanna and LaLa perfect faking orgasms. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added new show dates in Milwaukee and Minneapolis plus a second show[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take Tokyo. Can they keep the dragon inside NeNe from scorching the earth? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at[...]
This week on Top Chef, Dario the Butcher yells CARNE a lot and the chefs bone a beef challenge. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live[...]
Milania gets her time in the sun on Real Housewives of New Jersey and to celebrate, the ladies fight over arranged marriages, adultery and Danielle Staub. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast[...]
The Gays have arrived, and they've brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will Tyler get to make fresh tracks in a jar of peanut butter? All these answers and more on today's "Below Deck" recap!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
The Taco Bell Coven takes the Taco Bell Mom Coven to dinner, but can they make it through the edibles before crashing into the Oedipals? Would you prefer to watch this recap? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's[...]
Tempers aren't the only things flaring at Tanya's hibatchi party. Literal fire too. Because she has a hibatchi room. I know. We're still processing that too. Anyyyyyhoo... we're talking Real Housewives of Atlanta and Married To Medicine on today's episode; so be sure to come listen while you eat your fried rice! See acast.com/privacy for[...]
"Top Chef" is taking us back to the roaring '20s, and no good trip down memory lane isn't complete without a face from the past. Enter Brother Luck, who must square off against our fave Nini to get back onto the show. Will he succeed? Or will he be the equivalent of MUSH ON MUSH[...]
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show takes us to both Istanbul AND Dolores's house flip. Does it get more exciting than that? What if we throw in some pebble tile? Now that's what we call DRAMA. Come check out our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
Below Deck is finally back!! Will Captain Lee fire Laura? Will Rhylee and Ross ever stop fighting? Will Ashton dry-hump the anchor? All these pressing questions and more are answered in our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Lisa tries to figure out how to mend both James and an actual broken bird on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Stassi and Ariana solidify their ice queen alliance with a joint birthday party. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.[...]
It's Hot Dog Factory VS Kandi Factory on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't declare a winner, but we can guarantee we'll never think of counter service the same. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has[...]
Live from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, and confused waiters. It's our biggest award show yet, with special appearances by Tom Sandoval, Katie Cazorla, Courtney Frain, Annabelle Desisto, Nadine Rajabi, Brandy Howard, Lea Black, Danny Pellegrino, Lara Marie[...]
This week is a very special Restaurant Wars episode. Also, Padma wears red glasses. Our premium bonus is about our Holiday breaks, Nintendo games, and Dumplin and Bird Box on Netflix. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows[...]
The Gorga brat is upstaged by Jennifer's brats at his own communion. The horror! This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find[...]
Danielle Staub ties the noose this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Classic Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows[...]
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is back for a ninth season, and we're here to dissect every shot, frame, and seatbelt in the new trailer. Come join us as we try to figure out just what's going on with these ladies. So much dramz! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
Lara Marie Schoenhals of "Sexy Unique Podcast" joins the show to discuss the inevitable, surprisingly emotional firing of James Kennedy (SPOILER ALERT!!! but not really). It's not all doom and gloom though: there's beer cheese to be made and Marina Del Rey dreams to chase. So come gather 'round for a Crappens Christmas special that[...]
It's Christmastime on "Top Chef," and this year we're making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there's five different types of flour on it. Come join us for a very special holiday episode featuring Eric Ripert, Richard Blais, and the ghost of Gailmas past. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
Classic Marge has a brunch with age-accelerating masks, and all hell breaks loose. Then half the ladies head down to Bimini for Danielle Staub's wedding disaster. Just another week of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thanks to everyone who watched us record the episode live on TVPartyApp! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
Everyone's having sex on the latest episode of "Below Deck," and according to Kate, that leads to improved crew morale. Or does it? Come join us as we recap this episode full of dog humping, goth fashions, and loud screaming. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta changes up the couples trip when half the men bail and Porsha spends a day at the hot dog factory. Married to Medicine ends a strong season with a whimper, but don't worry: there's a month of fiery reunions to look forward to! This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef.[...]
Vanderpump Rules has a James problem. Again. Lisa's given an ultimatum: will she call Bubba's bluff or is this the end of SUNT? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows[...]
It's time for Danielle's Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live[...]
Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy seethes, and Kameron nods. A lot. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become[...]
The hot stripper loses his footing on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to[...]
Kristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She's gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive it? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens[...]
Someone yells at Nene's dinner on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and there's a super scary cliffhanger on "Married To Medicine." We've got it all covered — plus, pressing commentary on lychee martinis. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly calling Shane a dork to Tamra playing the victim with Shannon, it's all an amazing disaster of hysterics. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Vanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It's a wild, raucous recap and we can't be held responsible for anything we've said. Just listen and enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
The first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED with this show, and if you're not watching, you're not living! Check out our recap and get involved! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
There's a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leading Shannon to insist that she's being LESS REACTIVE, OKAY???? You be the judge. Here's the recap! Listen here: Download here: See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
The Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back in together. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She's a classy kid, that one. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at[...]
It's the season three finale of The Real Housewives of Dallas and the two main characters face off with terrible bows on their heads. It's a real Granimal House. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas[...]
This utterly insane, amazing season of "Below Deck" continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, and honestly, we don't even know how we're going to deal with next week's episode. So far right now, pull up a seat at the table, scoop yourself a bowl of pistachio ice cream,[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County venture into Part One of their reunion with coke and fart allegations. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also[...]
Cynthia Bailey decides to host a "Bailey-Q" on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and we're here to recap every hot dog, couscous salad, and pineapple turnover cake that showed up. Plus, the story behind Dennis's hot dog empire IS REVEALED. #chill See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling a long lost sister is coming Melissa Gorga's way! Yes, "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" have trotted off to OOOOOOKLAHOMA where the sprinkle cookies come sweeping down the plain. And even better: we finally get to see some real[...]
Did you clone a phone, gurrrrl? That's the pressing question on this week's hilarious, petty "Real Housewives of Dallas" episode. We couldn't stop laughing as the high tech mystery unfolded like a red sleeve on an infinity dress. Come check out our recap and also HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all you Americans out there!! See acast.com/privacy[...]
Chandler messes up over and over again on Below Deck, but things finally come to a head when he doesn't get his ice cream. Will he get fired before Master Pierson bleeds out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member[...]
"Real Housewives of Orange County" wraps up its 167th season with a baffling Femme Fatale theme party that manages to stymy all the women. We're here to recap all the drama -- or perhaps lack of?? And don't forget to chat with us on the TV Party App! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medicine, it's another pontoon ride from hell until everyone puts their problems into a seashell and pretends all is forgiven. This week's bonus episode is a recap of[...]
It's a hatchet party on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will Danielle take out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and[...]
It's bad news when the 4 year old yacht guest is more mature than the crew, but that's the way it goes on "Below Deck." Check out our latest recap where we discuss Chandler's latest managerial disaster, Caroline's newest meltdown, and Adrian's secret SAVAGERY. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County fight through parties. A young glitter party and a geriatric casserole enema party. It's as exciting as it sounds. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail[...]
It's another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room antics. Plus, we learn some disturbing deets about Porsha's oral hygiene. Then we head over to "Married To Medicine" and discuss the various ridiculous clashes happening during[...]
The ladies of "Real Housewives of Dallas" head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our recap of this hilarious episode live from Washington Hall. Thanks to everyone who showed up - it was an amazing time, but now we're exhausted. Our weave is exhausted. The[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, Marge wants a new face, and Melissa is turning 39. Plus, Danielle's getting married (lol), and Frank got disbarred. Sounds like a great way to start a season![...]
This week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket[...]
Shannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the breaking news! What we know is that Shannon had to pick a dream and Vicki covered her face with a scarf afterwards. Meanwhile, Gina pissed off Tamra,[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens[...]
It's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy after heckles MJ during her speech? Let's find out! This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room.[...]
It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL and malls. This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at[...]
Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, she has a foot infection, and it hurrrrrts, guys! Meanwhile, Chandler is still the worst, and he won't even let Rhylee go fishing. Could Chandler BEEEEE any more illogical?[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and[...]
Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party. Plus, Quad is still getting divorced. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as interested in a baby as he would be in an ear infection, and Nema and GG's romance gets about as hot as tuna-on-tuna porn. Oh, and we[...]
Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D'Andra (it doesn't quite work). In the end, the[...]
Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links[...]
It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we probably could have done without Vicki twerking). We recap every shrill, screaming moment. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never change. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and[...]
GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com **New Limited King[...]
The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com[...]
Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face of her condescending superiors. Plus, there's a squall! We recap it all on this episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com **New Limited King of Snarkasm tees through Oct 15[...]
This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent "Shahs" high jinks. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, "Last Call, Morocco" (season 4, episode 10). If any RHONY trip could rival Scary Island, this is the one. Come take a trip[...]
Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show. We talk '80s proms, distribitterrrs, and LeeAnne inching towards losing her mind. Plus, we[...]
The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people. This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to NYC,[...]
Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos. Come check out our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. This week's bonus is all about Ben going to see A Star is Born and Ronnie's distaste for Meghan Trainor. To hear it, become a Patreon member[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we're here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer. This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is[...]
The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find out! This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees[...]
Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be nice to Caroline? We hope not! This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon[...]
On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending down to pick up a card!! Plus, Kelly Dodd goes to theatre school, Vicki rides a bike, and Gina talks to her parents. Come check out our recap! See[...]
On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as a child. That's the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for what will surely be a rousing adventure into childhood misery. Also, Toya saves[...]
MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intricacies of the heart to GG. He gets his comeuppance though by trusting Reza with a secret -- never a wise move... Be sure to check out our recap of[...]
There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the casual viewer. Def get yourself ready for the upcoming season by listening to our play by play.[...]
It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this week’s premium bonus, Ronnie is in Texas becoming a volleyball expert while Ben is at home in LA making his way through Game of Thrones. We also talk about The[...]
Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up with Contessa. Let’s get to the trampoline park! **Our Limited HEY BETCH shirts are available through September at CrappensMerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to NYC,[...]
"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions. Come check out our latest recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
It's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC,[...]
The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com![...]
This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about Steve. Plus, Gina and Matt are getting divorced! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (read: TERRIBLY). Plus, we imagine Bethenny on "$100,000 Pyramid. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne. The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED. Thank you Denver! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and[...]
The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course. Joao tries to convince us that he's changed, Kasey exposes his "faint" flirtations, and Colin wears a flowers! (Way to go, Collie!!!) Put your HONAAAY faces on for our complete rundown of[...]
Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face. And it was glorious. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch! ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle, Nashville, Charleston and Dallas! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Game of Thrones and what books we're reading. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live[...]
Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at[...]
The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through[...]
Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who gave Ramona a robot eye? This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon[...]
Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at[...]
The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? We address this and other pressing questions on our latest recap. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded from the Baby Bruin news. Plus, LeeAnne bangs a bowl. Come[...]
The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster oven. We're talking about Carole and Bethenny going toe-to-toe in Andy Cohen's three ring circus. Who won this round? Hard to tell. But come check out our opinions[...]
Below Deck Med begins its final charter for the season. Will Hannah get her plane ticket refunded? Will Sandy resist chips? And will any woman on this show ever stand up to Zim? This week's bonus episode is about our tour through Luann destinations in Palm Beach and penises in Atlanta. To hear it, become[...]
The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily's asshole husband of being an abusive asshole husband. Tamra started it. This week's bonus episode is about our tour through Luann destinations in Palm Beach and penises in Atlanta. To hear it, become a Patreon member[...]
We took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback machine and revisiting the first episode EVER of "Real Housewives of Atlanta"? This was back when Nene and Kim were friends (and had different faces), when[...]
This week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of Kameron Westcott, Private Eye. Come listen to our recap, which we recorded live in Atlanta with a special cameo moment from the Queen of Dallas herself, LeeAnne Locken![...]
The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it's another live show, and this time we have special guests: Captain Lee ("Below Deck") and Lea Black ("Real Housewives of Miami")!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
The self help douche ends his trip on Below Deck Med. Will he come through and stab Zim in the throat? This week's bonus episode is about HBO shows, Big Brother, and Housewives books on Amazon.. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at[...]
This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," Shannon milks David for some moolah, and Kelly milks a milkman for... Mexican food? Or something like that. Come check out our recap of the latest episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
It's the final installment The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Will the husbands take responsibility? Will Michael cry for a good reason or a dumb one? And why is Chris manspreading? This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees[...]
The Shahs of Sunset get charitable this week and MJ plans her wedding from her couch. Hero. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to West Palm[...]
"Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and the storms are already brewin'. LeeAnne is trying to tame her amygdala, Brandi is trying to tame her kids, and D'Andra is trying to tame Dee. Don't think any of those things are going to happen anytime soon. Come join us as we recap this hilarious show! See[...]
It's the season finale of Real Housewives of New York. Luann gets her cabaret night debut and Dorinda gets to scream "JOVANI" a lot while not drunk at all. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on[...]
So much happened on "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week. Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Joao called Hannah materialistic, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Adam froze fish, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, and a motivational speaker came on board to rhyme things. Come check out our super-sized recap of this hilarious episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County have a poker party, but can Vicki make it all the way through without being cried at? Probably not. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at[...]
Ben and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It's part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is coming hard and fast. We break it down the only way we know how: with ridiculous impersonations. Come listen! And don't forget to come see us on tour.[...]
Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, The People's Couch) join Ronnie on Ben's last day off to giggle about Shahs of Sunset and getting homesick for LA rubber faces. Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon[...]
Ben is still out of town, so Ronnie takes another solo swing at the Real Housewives of New York. I mean, Ronnie's AGELESS AMMIRITE? Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees[...]
Nothing better than spending an episode with the incomparable chief stew Kate Chastain (Below Deck, After Deck Podcast) while Ben is away on a cruise of his own. Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.[...]
Ronnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn't a standard Crappens recap because we couldn't stop changing the subject. We'll be back to normal recap mode next week! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to[...]
Rae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is away. The great pizza mystery is solved. OR IS IT? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear[...]
Mary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage people. Find their podcast on whatever app you listen on and follow them on insta @@ This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the[...]
The Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who's life will Reza try and ruin this year? And what's up with the brother and sister that wants to make out? Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the[...]
The ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on a boat trip of his own? Will this whole show sink? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs[...]
Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren't bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the impecunious concerns of Conrad, whose request for 50 euros nearly leads[...]
Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles. Just another day on "Real Housewives of Orange County." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
The ladies of "Real Housewives of Potomac" are back from France, which means it's time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen's living situation. Does she live in her house? Or is she slumming it in a townhome? There's only way to get to the bottom of it: deliver some shady[...]
The Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to everyone who came out and made us feel like rockstars. **Crappens Live is coming to West Palm Beach and Atlanta this summer! Get ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy[...]
The epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she prove herself to be far from the monster she's been? Will she emerge the tragic hero? Spoiler alert: HELL NO. Even Andy seems ready to toss her in[...]
Captain Sandy loses her banana this week on Below Deck Med, and Hannah is in deep doggy do. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch.com[...]
After two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on "Real Housewives of Orange County." And if that weren't bad enough, she then has to face the wrath of a Kelly. It ain't easy being a Gunvalson! Plus, we meet new housewife Gina! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
The Real Housewives finish up their trip to Cannes by getting drunk at a vineyard. Will Candiace be able to jumpstart one decent fight in her maiden season? Will Gizelle be able to keep her fights going? One thing is for sure. Karen's marriage is an institution. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly[...]
Night number two in Philadelphia brings us night number one of the "Southern Charm" season 5 reunion. Hurricane Ashley rumbles on the horizon, but for now we have the joyful, adorable delusion of Craig to occupy our time. He's just the best. And the most ridiculous. If you think otherwise, name ONE LIE HE HAS[...]
RHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on part 1 of the epic, epic trip. From Ramona's wheelchair to Bethenny's allergic/panic/jealousy attacks, we got it covered! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
Below Deck Med gets the Onion Man back on board, but will Jamie live long enough to hear the pain? It's also the beginning of Captain Sandy losing her patience, which will lead to a tsunami of hugs like we've never seen. This week's bonus is our annual shopping trip on Amazon Prime. To hear[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they're all friends! At least, that's what they're telling us. And we're happy to go along with it. Come join us as we catch up on Shannon's divorce, Kelly's single life, Vicki's love tank, and Tamra's tears. Plus, a new girl named Emily! See acast.com/privacy for[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes lead to peace? Not a chance. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch.com avail through July! **Crappens Live is coming to Philadelphia, Montreal, Palm Beach and Atlanta! Find ticket[...]
We’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashley crash and burn! Enjoy! **Crappens Live is coming to Philadelphia, Montreal, West Palm Beach and Atlanta this summer! Get ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect. But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action. Come join us for a raucous, crazy show from St. Louis! If you want to see us live, be sure to get tix at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy[...]
We found an old Trixie Monocle song to celebrate our NEW Limited Shirts: Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus World Tour on sale through July at crappensmerch.com and watchwhatcrappens.com. FREE SHIPPING through July 19th on orders over $40 w code FREESHIP718d3fb97 #trixiemonocle #3armoctopus #wwcrappens #crappens #wwc See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle is reaching a head on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Who will João choose? And why is life so cruel to allow him to be the one with all the power in[...]
We had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today's show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and Flipping Out. We love this woman! Follow her on insta and twitter @leablackmiami and find her jewelry and skincare at LeaBlack.com. Enjoy! For this[...]
The "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It's everything we could want, plus the Prince of Monaco! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The "Shahs of Sunset" are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we've come to expect: Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in crazy outfits. We break it all down in typical Crappens fashion: shot by shot, hair plug by hair plug. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
The Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Southern Charm Savannah trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch.com avail through July![...]
The Real Housewives of New York gave us the gift of a midseason trailer to break down over the holidays. There are troll doll heads, a Dorinda smackdown, and a boat ride no one will ever forget. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Southern Charm Savannah trailer. To hear it, become a[...]
It's time for the group trip on "Real Housewives of Potomac," but not even a very charming mime can convince Robyn and Gizelle to go to France. Will they ever be persuaded to take an all-expenses paid vacation to the French Riviera???? Check out our recap to find out. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
On this week's "Southern Charm," Thomas wants one last hurrah on the polo fields before he hangs up his duds, which means that maybe now he'll have more time to spend with Ashley. Oh wait, they've PUMPED THE BRAKES (as Ashley has reminded everyone in Charleston). Also, Shep vs. a crow. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served banana bread? This week's bonus is part two of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Whassamatter tees at[...]
Adam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. Also, Joao breaks a wine glass with his sheer douchiness and Hanna gives a lot of smokey kisses. This week's bonus is part two of our Big Brother[...]
Craig's pillow design is due - will this be his moment to shine? Or his moment to be, well, Craig. We discuss this as well as many more things at our crazy, super fun live show from SF. You must listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
We're in Phoenix to record this week's instant classic episode of Real Housewives of New York. Luann is out of rehab, but will Ramona the Slob Kebab be able to control herself? And why is Doridna yelling about Crest? Enjoy, and thank you Phoenix! This week's bonus is part one of our Big Brother Season[...]
Below Deck Med is blessed with the nicest guests ever, but that won't stop Adam from wanting to throw Hannah overboard. Also, Kasey is got in a lie. Will it get her fired or hugged to death? This week's bonus is part one of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become[...]
Bravo gave "Your Husband Is Cheating On Us" a second chance; so we thought we should check it out. And we're glad we did because it's hilarious! This episode had it all: fights, food drama, a cheese plate, and a raccoon. Plus, Ginuwine! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
Somebody call security because the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomoac are getting messy. First, Karen ejects Gizelle and Robyn from her gala. Then Karen and Monique try to ignore Gizelle at the Congressional Black Caucus event. But the real headturner of this episode is the SHOCKING thing Chris calls Candiace. We can't even repeat[...]
Love is sort of in the air on "Southern Charm." And if not love, then beer. The gang convenes to try Austen's unnamed brew, setting the stage for a confrontation between Chelsea and Victoria. Meanwhile, Shep and Kathryn continue to flirt -- they had sex FYI -- and Ashely finds herself struggling to hold onto[...]
"Real Housewives of New York" remembers Bobby Zarin, one of our favorite Bravo husbands of all time. But then we dive into full lunacy with Tinsley and her mom Dale as they shop for wedding dresses and cry over unfertilized eggs. Also, Luann is free at last! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
Below Deck Med finally gets rid of the b Honey and the kosher crew, but no one can forget the sting. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees[...]
The season premiere of "Million Dollar Listing: New York" gave us everything we've come to expect: intense Snapchat filters, overly rehearsed comic bits by Fredrik, and shirtless Steve Gold. Oh, and marble. Lots and lots of marble. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse's escort? This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco,[...]
Ashley continues to grow her villainy on this week's Southern Charm while Shep limps around, Cam has her kid and Craig visits his life coach. Enjoy! This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to[...]
The Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny's new jeans line and Luann's great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy! This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine,[...]
The Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probably not. Enjoy! This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to[...]
The "Southern Charm: New Orleans" season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God. We're here to recap it all, from Reagan's pregnancy scare to the latest Tamica/Gian drama. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come check out our latest recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm." In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do: DRAG HER ASS. Come listen to our recap for a complete, occasionally nonsensical dragging. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Christmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let's not overlook Ramona seething "You don't support other women!" at Bethenny. AMAZING. Def check out our recap of this mess! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
You can do a lot of things on a yacht, but never NEVER make Captain Sandy wait for her dry toast. Or else you'll be the one who's toast! See what we did there? It's another crazy episode of Below Deck Med, and we've got all the petty workplace problems covered. Check out our recap![...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and wigs. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a talk about holiday wars, Netflix docs, and video games. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is[...]
We spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at straighttalkwithross.com and follow Ross @helloross and @hellorosspod. Thanks to Lea Black and Cjay for making this amazing day happen. This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall[...]
The Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn. This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com avail through May! **Crappens Live[...]
The Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die? And who will teach Ramona what a snow globe is? This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it,[...]
You know you're a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews. Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest's journey to have a humble lobster, no, duck, no, lobster, no, shrimp, no, chicken, no lobster dinner. And then stick around while we roll our eyes at Zimbabwe's greatest[...]
The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of reunion. Wow. So much to say. Pasta. Lala. Kristen. Jax. Need we say more? Of course! Come listen!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
Karen's fragrance journey looks like it's veering off the road, and Monique's not even the one behind the wheel. We're recapping this and all sorts of umbrella-choking madness on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
This week's "Southern Charm" is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we're in for maximum eye rolls. But here's the good news: we also get TWO scenes at Gwynn's! Who could ask for anything more?? Afterwards, we check in on Southern Charm New Orleans and the Crappens Mailbag! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and[...]
Who are you hearing? Bethenny or Carole? Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using "Get off my jock!" against Bethenny. Will these two ever mend fences? Will Luann ever stop singing Happy Birthday? And will Sonja ever remove Pickles' stain? Pressing questions we attempt to answer on today's recap. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy[...]
Below Deck Mediterranean is back, and this time we're in Italy! Watching a season of Captain Sandy say "Banana" in spanish is going to be the gift that never stops hugging. This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus[...]
Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate we need to see much more of on TV. Check out our recap of this shockingly civil episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
The Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com avail[...]
This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French language. Then, on it's a very special Southern Charm NOLA episode about hurtful words and meaningless sorries. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited[...]
Bethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week's Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added[...]
The first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we're talking Jax's tragic loss, Scheana and Lala's rift, and of course the demise of ROBBBBBB. We try to treat the serious stuff delicately... but, well, we may have failed on that[...]
Crappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as much fun as we did! Thanks Chicago!! ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added[...]
It's Part Three of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. We get to talk about periods, Nanny K, and the Holocaust. It's more fun that it sounds. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia![...]
Candiace isn't playing sweet anymore on "Real Housewives of Potomac," and we're all about it. Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Crappens Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Naomie is on a rampage these days, and no one on "Southern Charm" is safe, especially not the newbie Peyton. It's another takedown... but was it warranted? We get into all that plus talk "Southern Charm New Orleans" and Crappens Mailbag to finish out the week. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
Missy makes her triumphant return to Real Housewives of New York. How will LuAnn deal? We've got it covered on our latest RHONY recap. Come listen as we tackle tea parties, shopping events, and the latest Ramona-Sonja dustup. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
It's Part Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. Camille is honored, Dorit is dragged, and Teddi is punctual. Oh, also, Erika is piiiiiiissed. No idea why. ***Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com. See acast.com/privacy[...]
We had the great pleasure of meeting Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast a couple of weeks ago and had to get a crossover gab sesh on the books. The day has finally arrived! Find their show on iTunes or where else you listen to your pods and follow them on twitter[...]
The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" did not disappoint. Jax was a jerk, Scheana was oblivious, and Patrick... well... he's just awful. We soak up every last crumb of this episode as we say goodbye to one of the greatest seasons of television EVER. Join us for this epic episode. And remember you can come[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac play bubble soccer and then haze the crap out of the new girl. Plus, Ben shares a story about running into Lisa Rinna and Countess Luann TOGETHER. Must listen. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to San[...]
Southern Charm and Southern Charm New Orleans decide to have a boy's night/girl's night episode on the same night. Only one of them features a fight over a pillow, though. No spoilers. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies,[...]
The Real Housewives of New York top off their Hampton's trip with really loud feathers and a huge party foul. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to San[...]
Time for part 1 of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. Who will earn the title of LVP's BFF? Who will piss off Erika the most? And who will Nell Carter yell at the most? All the answers in our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
Brit and Jax are finally done (until she inevitably goes back to him), and to celebrate, our favorite Kentuckian is going to put herself FIRST (until she inevitably goes back to him). It's just part of the madness of "Vanderpump Rules." Come check out our recap, which also includes Lala's 13 minute showcase, Tom and[...]
The tenth season of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" ends with a hilariously relentless dragging of Kim Zolciak Biermann. And it is all so good. But we couldn't let Nene, Kenya, and Kandi have all the fun. Come listen to our recap of this savage reunion finale. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Cameran's baby shower turns icy when Naomi attempts to thaw Patricia's heart. Easier said than done. And that's just the tip of the "Southern Charm" iceberg. We're recapping everything - from Craig's pillow high to JD's awkward appearance. Plus, we share first impressions of "Southern Charm New Orleans." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
The Real Housewives of New York celebrate Bethenny's birthday with a trip to the Hamptons and we get to watch Sonja ride a bus. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco,[...]
The long, uneventful season of RHOBH comes to a whimpering close as Dorit finally hosts a fashion show for Beverly Beach. Not to be outdone, Kyle then hosts a viewing party of "American Woman" at her soon-to-be-burgled house. Fun times? Somehow we still manage to have a good time recapping this silliness. Come listen! See[...]
Are you guys ready for the Pucker & Pout party by JULIE HEWITTTTT?? We are! We're so excited we stubbed our toe on a pint of frozen ice cream. Come join us as we recap another hilarious episode of "Vanderpump Rules," culminating in the biggest bombshell of 2018: Jax dumping Brittany! RAWT IN HELL JAX![...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion this week and it was a full on Lip Sink. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta![...]
Watch What Crappens heads to the birthplace of the housewives: Orange County, CA! Join us for a rowdy live show where we revisit the classic RHOC episode "Naked Wasted." We had a blast - we hope you do too!! And remember that if you want to check out our live shows, go to watchwhatcrappens.com for[...]
Time's Up for JD as the women of "Southern Charm" finally take him to task for his philandering ways (BWWAAAAAH!!!). It's an explosive, hilarious, and generally awesome episode, and we're here to recap all of it. Grab your Gentry throw blanket because we're fixin' to have some fun with this one... See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
Turn down your Countess Pandora station: we've got a brand new recap of the latest "Real Housewives of New York" episode. Carole runs her marathon, Bethenny barks at underlings, and LuAnn reminds us that Queen Latifah isn't REALLY a queen. In other words, it's spectacular TV. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spend their final day in Berlin hanging out with a panda bear and waiting on Erika to lube herself into a rubber top. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium[...]
Will Jax follow in the path of Nelson Mandela? Or will his Reiki progress succumb to the world around him? Such are the questions that plague this week's "Vanderpump Rules." Join us for a recap of all these important issues. Plus, important Taco Bell news. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta has its first reunion this week and Sheree drops the bones while Kenya flashes her wedding ring. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to[...]
Southern Charm is back, and Thomas has a new Barbie to parade around. Don't worry, though. His white pants are exactly the same. This week's bonus is a chat about the RHOP premiere and the ending of Summer House. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens[...]
The Real Housewives of New York return, and it's with a slurry, tone deaf Halloween party. We couldn't have asked for a better treat, tricks. Enjoy! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta! Find[...]
We're live in DC for a second night in a row, and this time we're talking RHOBH. The German adventure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues. Kyle has an allergic reaction to a pony, Erika hosts a dinner party, and all the women get drunk at a biergarten. Plus, important hollandaise updates and the[...]
Our first night in DC was a blessed one, because we got to cover an instantly iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bored in Mexico, Jax organizes his very own mystery party involving pillows by a hot tub. Thanks for the great times, DC! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium[...]
The season finale of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wraps up with the scariest episode yet: Porsha on stage, Kandi dressed like Pennywise, and Vivica A. Fox. We're covering all the good stuff as well as a surprise message from an iconic Real Housewife. You def have to listen... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
The finale of the "Married To Medicine" reunion was so intense we couldn't ignore it. Check out our recap and then join us for a chat with writer Carey O'Donnell. We look fondly at "Vanderpump Rules" over the years and revisit some classic Bravo series like "Kell on Earth." Stick around for "Crappens Mailbag" when[...]
Amanda thinks Kyle drinks too much; so they come up with a great plan: they'll go 1-for-1 with beverages. What could go wrong? Just another fun weekend in the "Summer House." Check out our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are taking the arguments from petty to...amazingly wonderfully petty with a good ole fashioned "You Don't Remember NANNY K!!?!?" fight, and we couldn't be more grateful. This week's bonus is all about our trip to Detroit. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming[...]
The "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Mexico continues. Jax finds out about Scheana's devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala drops an iconic bombshell: she needs a baba. Or bubba? Come listen to our recap of this hilarious episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
Marc Daly showed up! Marc Daly showed up! The Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the love of Kenya's life, and Sheree doesn't understand nose rings. It's an all around win. This week's bonus is all about our trip to Detroit. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago,[...]
In the beginning...there was Vanderpump Rules Episode One: Welcome to Sur! We're live in Detroit at the Majestic Theater to cover the first episode ever of one of our all time faves. Thanks for the amazing night you gave us, Detroit! Enjoy! This week's bonus is a chat about Las Vegas, old people at the[...]
This week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wears white pants again. Enjoy! This week's bonus about Vegas and the first two parts of the Married2Med Reunion! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
Kyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times' sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups. It's a time for tears (and heavenly phone calls). Come join us for this recap of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
Jax has a mysterious hockey job offer on PumpRules, but that doesn't stop him from getting his ape ass handed to him in Mexico. Enjoy! This week's bonus about Vegas and the first two parts of the Married2Med Reunion! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San[...]
Nene loses her Uber cool with a heckler, and the consequences are rough. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Come listen to our recap of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" season 1 dinner party from hell. From the morally corrupt Faye Resnick to the drunk medium Allison DuBois, we have it all[...]
It's the moment we've all been not waiting for: Everett and Lindsay finally reunited. And it's just as sloppy as you'd expect. Plus, Stephen has a heartbreaking trip to Alabama. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills meet for a catch up lunch that leaves Vanderpump's new project in tears. Will Erika apologize? No, Miss Cry Baby. This week's bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit[...]
"Vanderpump Rules" becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana's brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the Taco Bell Coven. Stassi and Kristen call him creepy, Ariana and Tom call him thoughtful, and Lisa calls him a hero. Who to believe? Maybe they're all right? Here's one thing we can[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women? This week's bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket[...]
Top Chef season finale! Who will win? Who will lose? What will Gail wear? Find out! We're in a Houston hotel room laughing our asses off. This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine,[...]
The Summer House roomies are on a full Carl rebellion, and the always dependable soldier Ervrott shows up as backup. Enjoy! This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find[...]
Camille Grammer is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time she's assigned her wrath to Dorit, who is only now just feeling the harsh punishment of Lisa Vanderpump's bruised ego. It's a petty, brilliant episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we're recapping every inch of it. Grab your ball gags -[...]
Vanderpump Rules goes to Vegas for the ultimate TomTom test. They fail, but in a really fun broken bird-y kinda way. Enjoy! This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston![...]
Did you MEAN to serve trout tainted with ursine fecal matter? That is the pressing question plaguing the penultimate episode of TOP CHEF - at least, according to us. Join us as we unpack all that this show has to offer: fishing, grilling vegetables, cowboy hats. You know, the good stuff. Don't forget to subscribe,[...]
The new trailer for season 10 of Real Housewives of New York is so important to us that we decided to devote an entire episode to unpacking it - shot by shot (and sometimes frame by frame). We manage to pull out over an hour of thorough analysis from only two minutes of video -[...]
Parental visits don't get in the way of drunken Wirkus rants - that's what we learned on this week's "Summer House." Join us as we unpack the latest madness! And be sure to tell all your friends about the podcast! Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates NYC with a failed Frankel takedown and Kyle's new store opening. Also, Dorit tries to figure out what vampires are. Enjoy! This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco,[...]
Jax almost drowns, and Scheana has baby plans. Just another day in Big Bear paradise on "Vanderpump Rules." Come join us as we recap it! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona, and they fight to the mat. This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com. See acast.com/privacy[...]
This week on Top Chef, the final four have to re-create the hacky dishes their families force fed them as kids. Also, Padma makes a lot of testicle jokes. Then, in the Crappens Mailbag, we have a candid conversation on what it means to be podcasters. For a really long time. This week's bonus is[...]
This week's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is a battle Royale to find out who's the biggest victim: Dorit, for having her big night ruined? Kyle, for perceived snubs? Or Lisa Vanderpump, for being called insecure and jealous? It's a magnificent carousel of self-pity and accusations, and we're here to recap it all! Be sure[...]
Live from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we're recapping the epic "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. Plus, important discussion about the Real Housewives of New York's ill-fated maritime adventure. Thanks to everyone who came to the show. To see one of our live shows, be sure to[...]
Things are getting messy on Summer House, and we're not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly, Stephen finally tells Carl what's really been on his mind. Join us as we recap all the madness! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
**Audio alert! We’re in NYC this week for Crappens Live and the audio is spotty. Sorry! The Real Housewives of Atlanta go to Spain, and NeNe has lots of Spaining to do. For our bonus episodes and premium extras, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
"Top Chef" heads to the mountains where high elevations mean screwy cooking times and a nasty case of the GAILS. Pack your dramamine and come listen to our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Summer House, Carl charms one woman by yelling at another and Kyle farts a lot. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to NYC for a group trip, but can Dorit stop herself from wrecking it? Nope. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix,[...]
Stassi is throwing a murder themed birthday party on this week's "Vanderpump Rules," and if that all sounds a bit grim, don't worry -- there's also a Kings & Queens party for Ariana. Meanwhile, Jax finds himself in Lisa's doghouse and out of her dog event. Will she ever forgive him? Come check out our[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta prepare for their trip to Barcelona by laughing together at Baby Vegan Porsha's "No Beef" party, and Marlo brings herself as a date. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live[...]
Top Chef goes to the hotel from The Shining this week, and Padma is terrifying. This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix, Irvine, DC,[...]
Summer House tried to bond over a good ole fashioned Native American bondfire, but can the curse of Carl ever be overcome? This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is[...]
On this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle, Dorit, and Lisa are all in a pissing match over who's the better friend. Or who deserves compassion. Or who's closer with whom? It's so petty it's almost perfect. Comes check out our recap of this hilarious episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
Everyone's saying problematic things on "Vanderpump Rules" this week. Whether it's about race, body-shaming, or Jax's worldview, the episode is full of cringeworthy moments - and we wouldn't have it any other way. Plus, there's a fire. Danny Pellegrino ("Everything Iconic") subs in for Ronnie to break down the whole mess. See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
It's time for the annual Golden Crappy Awards where we honor achievement in all things Bravo. For the first time ever, we've upped the stakes, recording in front of a live audience at The Hollywood Improv! Come join us as we fête the best (and the worst) of everything Bravo has to offer with a[...]
A sudden death quick fire on Top Chef turns a floral challenge into something much less lovely. Then it's time to celebrate the Super Bowl as the surviving chefs are tasked to make tailgating food for Broncos fans. The results are mixed, but our recap is fully enthusiastic. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
Carl made out with Lauren and then Danielle blew up their spot and then Carl started flirting with Courtney and Lauren was all that's not cool so she threw cake in Carl's face and was like THERE, Carl. Come listen to our similarly insightful recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a Groupon Yacht party for PK and Erika Jayne helps her with a little pat the puss stage momagering. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
On this week's "Vanderpump Rules," Brittany's mom is ready to crucify Jax -- or at least that's what Kristen is hoping for. Also, more drama between James and Logan, assertions of new wave feminism by Lala, and fresh loaves of bread at SUR. Come listen to our recap of yet another hilarious episode of VPR.[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kandi's magazine cover and Will gets his hand caught in a cookie. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston![...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes up its reunion with clinks and non-thrown cakes. Oh, and whale talk. This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.[...]
Summer House returns for season 2. The MTA has never been happier for the publicity. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com. See acast.com/privacy for[...]
Teddi throws a glam party for the ladies, but things start off on a rocky note when Dorit suffers the indignity of having her Vanderpump Rosé served in a champagne glass. It's all downhill from there. Come check out our recap of the episode followed by the return of Listener Spotlight!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
Vanderpump Rules keeps on firing on all cylinders this week for the Pride episode. James barely holds his spot in the closet, Billie Lee gives a speech, and Jax takes up raking. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is[...]
A charitable trip to Houston turns sour when a hangry Kenya feels disrespected. Check out our take on this diva behavior and weigh in on whether or not you think Ms. Daly is headed off the show... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
We're live in Boston for a second night, and this time we're talking the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. Come listen to See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We’re live in Boston this week at The Sinclair, and we’re thrilled to have one of Vanderpump Rules’ finest episodes to cover. We had a blast. Love you Boston! To hear our premium bonus episodes, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finds its petty fight of the season. It's a Time Fight! Enjoy! To hear our bonus episodes, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Quad has reached a breaking point with Dr. Gregory, and after a gut-wrenching group therapy scene, it looks like things might be on the mend for the troubled couple. But if we've learned anything from Dr. Jackie and Curtis, it's that sometimes a man is only good for changing a lightbulb. Come listen to our[...]
There's an elephant in the room. Actually, about ten of them. Yes, the most over-used expression since "thrown under the bus" reached peak saturation on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. But it was all worth it to meet our new favorite psychic: MBELE. Come listen to our recap as we rip apart[...]
This week on Top Chef, the contestants must audition from Tasty.com, and after that it's a good ol' fashioned German party. DAS FLAVORS! Come listen to our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersy, Siggy's credibility - and body - takes a tumble. Yes, she's fallen, and she can't get up. Come listen to our recap of this disco-inferno-turned-ambulatory-care saga. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a wasted Dorit ish. Rinna and Erika don't care, though, cuz they're momaging the brats in Tokyo. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, Detroit and Houston![...]
This week's episode of "Vanderpump Rules" sees Britney trying to make Jax a better man... and Lala slapping her back to reality. Nothing like some cold, hard receipts to dash Jax's redemption. Come listen to our recap of this crazy episode. No squirrels were injured in the recording of our show. See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta come together for PSA that's dangerously close to devolving into another Donkey Booty war. This week's bonus is a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com. See[...]
Top Chef sends the cast to a snowy mountain. Will they get eaten by bears? Will they freeze? Will Carrie ever stop smiling? Let's find out! This week's bonus is all about our Christmas vacays. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, Detroit and Houston![...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are close to the end of the season. What better way to start your goodbye than a good ole fashioned grudge in a second rate pasta shop? This week's bonus is a recap of our Holiday Vacations. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is[...]
Did you guys know that Teddi loves horses? Because she does. A lot. And this week we get to see her ride a horse. So, that's cool. Come listen to our recap of this exciting equestrian moment as well as some daddy issues from Erika and a birthday party for Dorit. See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
"Vanderpump Rules" kicks off 2018 with a special gift to the audience: a second cheating scandal! We're still barely wiping the Taco Bell off our lips from the first one! Come listen to our recap of the latest episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," comedienne Amy Phillips joins Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) to chat about the latest fights on "Real Housewives of Orange County" and "New Jersey." Then it's off to Long Island to talk "Princesses" and their horny dads. Along the way, there's plenty of gossip about Vicki Gunvalson[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their Milan trip by mixing Hitler, shoes, and meatballs. Would you expect anything less? This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston,[...]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back with more wigs than ever and a new totally down to earth EQUESTRIAN broken bird. This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC,[...]
The women of Vanderpump Rules have a seance to rid Jax of his ape spirit. Will Britney be able to stop herself from jumping right back into the potato sack with him? Beer cheese! This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it,[...]
The Real Housewives of Atlanta brings us our first scene with Sheree's new man. Collect that love, baby! This week's bonus is about Ben's bday weekend and Ronnie's Austin Bobby Bender performance. Plus Married to Medicine, of course. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC,[...]
If you have lactose intolerance, this amazing episode of Top Chef isn't for you. If, on the other hand, you love seeing tortoiseshell glasses leaking, you'll love it! Also, we talk a bit about the Below Deck reunion and make tons of Hoda jokes. This week's bonus is about Ben's bday weekend and Ronnie's Austin[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Italy! They throw glasses, scream, and sob. The ush. This week's bonus is about Ronnie's Austin performance as Bobby Bender, Ben's birthday weekend, and Married to Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, and Houston! Tickets[...]
Shep is looking for love, but the prospects are not amazing. Come join us for our recap of "Relationshep See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Epic revelations happen on this week's "Vanderpump Rules." First we learn the truth behind Faith's allegations. Then we meet Stassi's boyfriend. What a crazy time to be alive. Come listen to our recap of it all! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
Real Housewives of Atlanta continues its tour of the Bay Area, and this week, it involves trolleys, Chinatown, Napa, and even a fake wedding to boot. Come join us for our recap of the episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
We're turning 600, and to celebrate, we're throwing a potluck! Actually, we're just watching one on the "Top Chef: Colorado" premiere. Join us as we dissect every handlebar mustache, ; See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's the most wonderful time of the year: the Posche Fashion Show! Come join us as we recap Tre's attempted shakedown of Kim D on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Plus, a frumpy medium! We're such a freakout over this. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Below Deck ends its season with a full on circus. Will Kate finally find a way to shut Jen up? This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, Ronnie's trip to the desert, and a minicap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming[...]
"Vanderpump Rules" is back with a bang - literally. Allegedly? Whatever. Come listen to this supersized episode (over 90 minutes long) as we recap the entire monumental season premiere. Epic. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to San Francisco, and Nene gets to put her new "You Are!" strategy on the table. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, Ronnie's trip to the desert, and a minicap of Married[...]
The drama on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey begins in a dog park and climaxes with a new wine stain on yet another wall of an Italian restaurant. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***For 50 percent off your[...]
"Below Deck" is nearing the end of its season, which means all the yachties are going out of their minds. Come join us as we recap this penultimate episode wherein First Stew Kate all but explodes See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season with one last reunion. The blondes in charge make up to keep their gigs, but not before ripping each other to shreds one last time. Yay! This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at[...]
Did you get your invite to Nene's Girls & Gays Never Forget: Non-Holocaust Edition White Party Seafood Soiree Sponsored By The American Association of Clams and Scallops? Well, Kim Zolciak didn't either, but that didn't stop her from crashing the partay. Come check out our recap of this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta! See acast.com/privacy[...]
Matt's still serving up mediocre food on "Below Deck," and if that's not bad enough, Jen dipped her fork in Kyle's gravy. WHAAAAA? Will she wind up locked in a bathroom? Who knows? Come listen to our very special Thanksgiving recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
It’s a double recap of Married to Medicine! First up is a hamburger cook of flavored with the salt of relationship tears, and then is a track and field day for FITNI, where Heavenly just barely resists using the tug of war rope to strangle the new chick. This week’s bonus is about our field[...]
Real Housewives of Orange County starts its reunion with lots and lots of tears. And boob talk. Cuz Bravo. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below Deck surprises! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and[...]
***This file was uploaded incorrectly. Re-uploaded! Sorry for the trouble! Sheree Whitfield throws her mom a disco party. Get it, girl! Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
Some God fearin, butt lovin cougars are the new charter guests on this week’s Below Deck. Can Nico keep his pants on? Can EJ keep from touching himself? And did Kate call Jen a whore, or is Jen just reaaaaaaally stupid? Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear[...]
This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey has the women headed to an overnight retreat, but there's no room for empowerment when allegations of drug use, bullying, and public shaming are at play. Come grab a Rails-tini and listen to our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion Part 2 featured lots of fake tears, terrible spray tans and amazing monologues. Also, very nice pores. Thanks L22! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes out their season at a candle party, in case you’re not already dozing off. This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" started this week with a bath and ended with a shower. And in between there was all sorts of hilarious stuff. Come join us for the recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck had a Hawaiian party this week, and the Stud of the Seas came through. Also, EJ got ready to say goodbye and a guest complained. A lot. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
Classic Marge gave us some classic tears as she bared her soul for Dolores on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join us as we recap this study in Jersey parenting! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
You should never bully someone with a sex toy. This is the takeaway from part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion. Come learn more lessons with our recap See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Vicki and Tamra are friends again on Real Housewives of Orange County. But will it last? And will Peggy ever get over the indignity of hearing vague laughter? Come join us as we wrap up the Icelandic trip with some lamb shank and marital awkwardness. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
**This was recorded under extreme circumstances. Please forgive the audio! The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a tenth season, and Cynthia celebrates with a leafblower. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
We took our show to San Francisco for a super fun recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. We're talking See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We turned the Real Housewives of Dallas into a musical epilogue because we just saw Little Shop of Horrors and can’t stop obsessing. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Nico’s brother comes on board this week with his dirty ass feet. Will Jen bang him? Or will she save herself for the cougar guest who can’t keep her boobs in her bikini? We were so nervous about the whole thing that we just sang the whole time. This week’s bonus is a shot by[...]
The Real Housewives of Dallas ends its season by celebrating a carnie engagement! Will everyone follow the rules? Will L22 show itself? Will anyone’s throat get slit? This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
It's Halloween 2017, and could anything be spookier than Vicki Gunvalson with elevated blood pressure? Surely not! Come join us for a CREEPY and CRAWLY recap of the latest Real Housewives of Orange County episode! Boooooooo!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
Timestamps below! Kathy Griffin went off on Andy this weekend, so we spent the first half hour talking that over. Then, Shahs of Sunset finished out its season with screaming, yelling, and a near overdose. See ya next year, suckas! This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer[...]
"Below Deck" is looking an awful lot like the Loveboat this week. Nico and Bri finally hook up (byeeeeeee Melissa), EJ and Baker strike up a casual romance, and Matt, well, he doesn't quite find the balloon knot he was searching for in his ex, but hey, there's always another banana Foster around the corner.[...]
Melissa gets cake shamed this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Danielle pulls some old tricks out of a new bag. Enjoy! Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and[...]
It’s a Sparkle Launch Party on Real Housewives of Dallas this week, so get ready for prettier dog poop to come from your best furry friend! Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County head to Iceland. Who will fall into a crevasse? Who will find themselves in a Lynchian dream state? Who will almost die right before our very eyes? Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium[...]
Part 1 of the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion gave us all the classy stuff: casual racism, bastard accusations, and man-buns Who could ask for anything more? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sandra Bullock once played a lady who hates chocolate ice cream. You heard it here first. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colorado’s cast bios. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
The feud between Siggy and Margaret reaches epic new levels on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. It can only lead to one thing: bragging about Joan Rivers. Come join us as we recap this madness. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Something's eating away at LeeAnne, and it's not just the flesh eating bacteria in her boobs. She's mad as hell at Cary for talking crap about Brandi, and at a Winter Wonderland party, she'll leave no notecard behind in order to uncover the truth! Come listen to our recap of The Real Housewives of Dallas[...]
Meghan King Edmonds invites the ladies over to get their aura read, but the night ends in disaster as Peggy and Shannon fight about Diko and David. It's a See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Shahs of Sunset puts an end to the season this week. Reza dresses like Vida, makes his husband cry, and tops off the Sunday by manipulating someone into telling off their own mom. That’s talent. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colorado’s cast bios. To hear it, become a premium subscriber[...]
Chris Brown gets the gift of a plane ticket on this week’s Below Deck, and EJ finally loses his cool beans. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
No one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip turns loca after Tre refuses to apologize for tossing Siggy's cake, and when fighting words like "soggy" and "trash" get thrown around, things get real crazy. Come[...]
The Real Housewives of Dallas are still in Mexico. Some choose to fiesta, some choose to fiesta. One thing is for sure, Kameron got her teeth brushed. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Peggy and Diko celebrate their 22nd anniversary on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra and Vicki fail at making up. Again. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
GG finally takes the stage on "Shahs of Sunset," but not before MJ climbs onto a bar in Queens and Shervin breaks up with his girlfriend. Also, Asa is pregnant, guys. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
There's a new bosun on "Below Deck," and no one likes him. But he's got to be better than Matt whose drunken date with Bri continues the epic trend of horrific "Below Deck" dates. As Kate would say, "ha." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and this time, there are new faces, old faces, new old and now new faces, and a truly upsetting cake fight. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of Dallas trip to Mexico hits a rocky patch when Brandi chases Kameron with a big, brown dildo. It doesn't go over well. And we love it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Real Housewives of Orange County this week focused on all sorts of charming things: Doug's vasectomy, Vicki's colon cleanse, Tamra's rash, Peggy's cancer, and Shannon's marital strife. Fun! Come listen to us break it down! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
The gang heads to NY for GG’s chance at ruining theater forever, and it turns out Shalom is just as unbalanced as the rest. Phew. We were worried there for a second. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
It got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s Nico Scholly. This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Chicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange Count. Our girl LeeAnne Locken showed up for a little fun, so we dragged her onstage for an interview only she can give. Enjoy! This[...]
When the yacht bumps into the dock on "Below Deck," Captain Lee goes on a rampage, and Chris bears the brunt of it. But more importantly, BRUNO IS TIYERD, guys! Come relive what happens when Bruno's fatigue encounters Kate's resting bitch face. It's glorious. Oh, and don't forget: get started NOW at Stitch Fix.com/crappensand you'll[...]
T See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
GG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the RHOA trailer! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
There are dueling book launches on this week’s Real Housewives of Auckland, but will Louise have Contact? Only Jodi Foster really knows. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
This week's "Below Deck" finds Kate Chastain so exhausted by her crew that she has no further choice than to find comfort in Jesus. Hot Jesus, specifically. If this boat See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
There's plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the kids say. Come listen to us break down all the RHOD madness, from Kameron's Jack Daniels humiliation revenge to Cary's dinner party hostility. Oh, and LeeAnne got[...]
Real Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd's house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, but nothing could compare to the knee squeeze heard around the world. Even Lydia snapped! Check out our recap of this bonkers episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
GG can hear! It’s a miracle! Unfortunately, she can also talk. This special Thanksgiving episode features attempts to break up friendships, relationships and bonds with fetuses. Enough to go around. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
The Real Housewives of Auckland heads to the race track for some good old fashioned driving lessons. But before things get too fast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Below Deck is still dealing with a green crew and a guest list full of the lamest thrill seekers ever. Thankfully, it leads to lots of passive aggressive Chastain perfection and Captain Lee curse rants. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras,[...]
The ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means there's a rift a-brewin' in Texas! Come listen to our recap! And stick around for a very special Crappens Spotlight! 00:00:00 - Intro / Real Housewives of Dallas00:54:48[...]
Birthdays galore this week on Real Housewives of Orange County. Shannon gets emo, Eddie makes blowjob jokes, and Vicky unwraps a huge underhanded shade bomb for her frienemy. **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy[...]
This week, MJ declares war over in vitro eggs, which she still knows nothing about. Thankfully, Asa’s baby can support her. You know she’s pregnant, right? **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
After a harrowing, racially-charged episode in Port Douglas, the Real Housewives of Auckland get back to more mundane tasks in this latest installment: feeding cats, petting dogs, shooting clay pigeons, and enduring white shirts. What could be more delightful? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
Below Deck returns for a fifth season. Kate, Captain Lee and Niko are all back, and this time they’re accompanied by the dumbest crew yet. YAY! **This week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
Kameron gets pissy on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas and D’Andra gets shot down again by Power Meemaw. Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County dress like men for charity. Will Kelly be able to keep the peace? Or will she get dragged all over again? Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy[...]
It's our biggest show ever: Watch What Crappens live at the Teragram Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles. Come join us as we recap the classic "Scary Island" episode of Real Housewives of New York, and then it's on for the main event: a round table conversation with the stars of "Flipping Out": Jeff Lewis, Gage[...]
The ladies hit some rough waters when Julier says the N word. Yikes. ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Sep 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
The Real Housewives of New York wrap up their third reunion with lots of anal talk. Also, Ramona leaves us with a Greatest Hit Childhood Origin Story to explain why she didn’t know what sex was. Enjoy! **Live show in LA with guests Jeff Lewis, Gage Edwards and Jenni Pulos is this Saturday Sept 2![...]
Halloween means so many things to the women of Real Housewives of Dallas. It's a time for forgiveness, for Mexican food, and for LeeAnne to dress up like Two-Face. Yes, it's another exciting episode of RHOD's triumphant second season, and we are here for it. Come listen to our recap and then stick around for[...]
David joins a couples date/self torture race alone as Shannon mourns his romance with her greatest enemy. Some ho named Gym. ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live[...]
It's the grand Shahs of Sunset / Newlyweds: The First Year crossover the world has been waiting for! Turns out sweet, kind Shervin is a bit more devilish than we ever imagined (read: obvi) because he's been banging Tara of Tara & Rob (aka Tarb). It's a scandal we all weren't prepared for but somehow[...]
The Real Housewives of New Zealand are already on their big trip of the season, and in this case it's a tropical vacation in Port Douglas, Australia. For Angela, however, the fake work never ends. That's why she brought Lea along to punish and torment. Maybe Anne needs to teach her some etiquette lessons. Come[...]
Part 2 of the Real Housewives of New York reunion tackled all the important questions: does LuAnn live in a penthouse or an apartment? Did Ramona vote for Trump? Does Tinsley even know how to vote? Will Bethenny ever find a happy place? We're not sure the ladies had terribly good answers, but we certainly[...]
It's time to acknowledge that LeeAnne Locken is a national treasure. We may have to wait 45 minutes for her to show up on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Dallas, but it's worth it. Come see how this weiner handles the ladies in yet another hilarious installment of RHOD. If you're not watching,[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County gather to celebrate Nobleman Magazine, but will Tamra be lucky enough to fight with? Fingers crossed! Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones,[...]
The Shahs of Sunset finish up their pilgrimage to Israel, but it wouldn’t be complete without making the Dead Sea wish it could be deader. Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for[...]
The Real Housewives of Auckland take on acting classes, and Gilda isn’t believing Angela’s method. Also, a French prisoner is emotionally abused over a blue collar car. Delicious. Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at[...]
Real Housewives of New York kicks off its reunion month with a D’agastino grilling and lots of super sincere Ramona apologies, and Below Deck Med gets a special #WWHL Reunion to assure everyone that Chef Adam isn’t stalking Malia! Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest[...]
Real Housewives of Dallas returns with better hair, crazier ladies, and more terrified trollies. Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy[...]
The cold war between Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki continues to brew, this time at Meghan's sip 'n' see for baby Aspen. But even if this feud has no end in sight, there are still miracles to be had on Real Housewives of Orange County - such as Shannon and Kelly burying the hatchet (for now).[...]
The Israeli odyssey on "Shahs of Sunset" continues with the gang heading to a Muslim town and making fools of themselves with video cameras. Afterwards, it's Shabbat with Mike's family and then a trip to Jerusalem to visit the Western Wall. We recap everything: from MJ's dirty feet to Asa's pregnancy pilgrimage. Come listen! See[...]
The claws are out for Anne's big charity fundraiser on Real Housewives of New Zealand, and while the ladies are supposed to be supporting the kitties, their behavior reminds us that they're the real cats, now and forever. Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Crappens Mailbag where we delve a little[...]
The Real Housewives of New York season finale is upon us, and we must give thanks. After all, where would we be if we couldn't spend 90 minutes talking about these neurotic ladies. Come join us as we send of the RHONY season in style. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
Below Deck Mediterranean finishes up its season with triangle reveals, insincere hugs, and one final nap. Enjoy! **ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County take us on a journey through a tweety car unveiling and an old folks home. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and[...]
Shahs offends all of Israel, but don’t worry, they also offended the rest of us. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See[...]
The cold war between the ladies bubbles over at Michelle's house after Angela more or less accuses Gilda of being a _______ and a ______ with a _________. Daggers are thrown! And we catch ever last one of them. If you're not watch Real Housewives of Auckland, you're 100% missing out on excellence. See acast.com/privacy[...]
BREAKING NEWS keeps breaking into this week’s Real Housewives of New York. The ladies have an insanely fun end to their Mexico trip and it’s a very sad real life end for a relationship that turned out not to be all roses. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat[...]
Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier joins us on this very special episode to talk "Below Deck Mediterranean." She gives us all the details on Adam, Bobby, Malia, Bugsy, and pretty much everyone else. Afterwards, Ben and Ronnie launch into a full recap of this week's latest Below Deck Med episode, which features milkshakes, escorts, and various[...]
Tamra fights against being erased this week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon teaches her kid to be terrified of driving. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
Reza and Mike want the gang to go to Israel, but not before throwing a totally embarrassing "Peace in the Middle East" Halloween party. We have all the "Shahs of Sunset" cringeworthy moments from the costumes to the ovulation sticks. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
We jump into the Real Housewives of Auckland pool and laugh our asses off today. These ladies are rich, tacky, and hilarious. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
Bethenny finally gets her trip to Tequila, and LuAnn falls down again. Will one inch of Mexico escape being branded and sold? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
The Malia love triangle reaches new lows (or highs?) as a drunken wedgie causes waves of drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." We've got it all covered on today's episode; so you better listen! LATER SKATER! Plus, Listener Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
Shannon weighs in at the gym, and before you can even say "spiral," here comes Kelly Dodd to kick her while she's down. It's a plate-throwin', guinea-pig-poopin' edition of Real Housewives of Orange County. Come listen to our recap of this insta-classic episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
Shahs of Sunset celebrates ditching Adam on the animal heavy Thailand trip by throwing him a second rate party at a local zoo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
The ladies of "Real Housewives of New York" head to Mexico this week, and we are here for every room fight, Page Six squabble, balloon game, and drunken pratfall. It's nonstop bickering from them, nonstop laughing from us. We love this show. Grab your whistles, watch out for the bushes, and make sure your chemical[...]
It's our 500th episode! And to celebrate, we took the show to NYC and recorded live at the famed Gotham Comedy Club!! And what better way to mark the occasion than by recapping a hilarious installment of "Real Housewives of Orange County." We didn't forget it about it! Afterwards, there's a live edition of Listener[...]
Chef Adam loses his pre-made cookies when he finds out about Malia’s double cross and exposes her iCloud to the crew. People are just mad at Malia cuz she’s hot, ok? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
Two reunions, one show! We start things off with part 2 of the "Southern Charm" reunion, in which we discuss Shep, Shep's dating problems, Shep's issues with Craig, and other general Sheppy things. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Potomac" where we take on Juan, Ashley, Karen, and the mysterious BLUE EYES. Come listen![...]
Shahs of Sunset returns for season six, and the boobs are bigger than ever. Both male and female, physical and mental. It’s gonna be a doozy of a year. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
It appears as though Hannah wants to toss Adam's cookies. Literally. She doesn't like them. Or maybe she's deflecting attention away from certain scandalous Dallas trysts. Nevertheless, we've got the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean" covered, now with 110% more inaccurate accents. Stick around afterwards for Crappens Mailbag! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
We're just about ready to head to Mexico on Real Housewives of New York, but first Bethenny and Ramona have to sort some stuff out. Easier said than done. This results in an emotional, angry, and generally hilarious confrontation over dinner. We recap every moment of the fight, and for added fun, we revisit Clear[...]
It's reunion time for Southern Charm, and our favorite brood of Charleston ne'er-do-wells is back to air out all their dirty laundry. We're recapping it all - from Kathryn's fiery rose dress to Craig's formative gender studies education. Come join us, and don't forget to buy tickets to our live show on 9/2: watchwhatcrappens.com See[...]
Real Housewives of Orange County returns for a new season. Vicki brings Tamra closer to Jesus, and Shannon closer to food. AW! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac squabble over who’s the poorest and saddest on the first part of their Season 2 Reunion, and Invite Only Cabo ends with hugs and apologies for Chuck E Cheese shaming. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 1:06:31 Invite Only Cabo Finale[...]
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Sword and Scale Rewind) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of New York ski trip. Tim’s way, guys. Tim’s way. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy[...]
Jackie Schimmel (@JackieSchimmel on Insta and Twitter) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of Potomac finale. We laugh, we cry, we do the ThaTha. Find Jackie on The Bitch Bible wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all[...]
"Southern Charm Savannah" ended its first season with quite a few surprises. First, Lyle popped the question to Catherine, and the results were not quite what he was looking for. Even worse, he totally undercut Ashley's masquerade fundraiser, leaving her to stew in her mask. So rude. We break it all down PLUS it's Friday,[...]
The Real Housewives of New York go to Vermont for a ski trip. Will anyone figure out why Dorinda keeps saying clip? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice[...]
Lesson learned from this week's - don't text and yacht. At least not when there are nosy crew members around. Hannah learned this the hard way when she got caught sending messages to last week's hawwwt primary Jason, but you guys don't worry about it - they only kissed for, like, TWO SECONDS; so it's[...]
It's the season finale of Southern Charm season 4! Dani faints, T-Rav quotes Jane Austen, and Craig punches Shep's leg. Garsh! We're here to cover all the good stuff - from Kathryn's outfit to Naomi's musical cues. So much fun. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
Invite Only Cabo’s Larry Sims (@LarryJarahSims) and Emily Moses (@MosesMakeup) join us to talk behind the scenes dirt on the show. Huge questions are answered, but the biggest is: What are Emily’s delicious nails made out of? We had a great time and laughed our asses off with these two. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for[...]
This week on Southern Charm Savannah, Hannah wants more weight on Louis’ shoulders, Nelson hangs with the bros, and Ashley barfs on herself. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Katie Cazorla of "Second Wives Club" is, like, famous now; so naturally we had to hear how her life has changed. Come join us as we talk shit about each other, Second Wives Club, and Real Housewives of New York! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Ramona gets some edge on Real Housewives of New York, okaaaay? Tom’s exes all show up at her Edgy Party with already told secrets, and lots of people wear terrible furs. Enjoy!Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
Don't ever accuse Hannah of not going the extra mile when it comes to customer service, especially when Jason from Dallas is on board the yacht. Bugsy may not like it, but Hannah's gonna get herself some hawwwt primary action. Meanwhile, Bobby entrances a cougar, Adam has pork problems, and Max does something we don't[...]
This week on Southern Charm, the cast hits some bumps on the Key West trip, Landon shifts blame, and Craig tries his hand at a new profession: therapy. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
Can Karen and Charrisse bury the hatchet and end one of the dumbest feuds in Housewives history? Will Karen still be the Grand Dame of Potomac after she moves out of town? And will the champagne room live up to its sky-low expectations? All these questions and more will be answered in our recap of[...]
Who thought a genteel night of Bridge could turn ugly? Well, add some booze and simmering insecurities, and boom! we've got a classic Bravo fight! It's everything we want out of "Southern Charm: Savannah" plus rancid oysters! And to top it off, we've got another edition of Crappens Mailbag! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
Your song of the summer has arrived: "Do The D'Agostino" is LuAnn D'Agostino's dancehall hit of 2017! Featuring guest MCs Ramona, Dorinda, Bethenny, Carole, Sonja, and Tinsley! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's the wedding of the century! LuAnn and Tom finally get married on this week's episode of "Real Housewives of New York," and to sweeten the deal, LuAnn even released a new single! We have the world premiere on our show. Also, talk of Chinatown, oysters, tissue paper, and all the usual crazy stuff on[...]
The onion betrayal hits its peak on this week’s Below Deck Med, but at least Malia gets a side of spinach! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
The "Southern Charm" love triangle between Shep, Chelsea, and Austen comes to a fussy head this week after Shep allegedly corners Chels and tries to stick his tongue down her throat. We've got the controversy covered as we try to parse out all the information and make sense of it all. See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
Huger demands her name be on everything in Bermuda on the Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip, and an angry, odd little man tries to ruin Emily’s night on Invite Only Cabo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
A storm of categorial, allegorical extremes hits Savannah. Egregiously. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week's Real Housewives of New York is jam packed with crazy: Ramona and Bethenny's blowout, Ramona trashing Dorinda's bedroom, Jill Zarin's triumphant return, Ramona and Bethenny at an art show. Pure madness, and we've recapped it all. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Warning: this episode may contain onions. Chef Adam goes rogue when the guests demand no onions. And then he calls Hannah a slut. Or was it the chive? Either way, it's a rough episode for the van man, but at least Malia's wearing his hat! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
Shep wakes up at one with a hangover. Is it rock bottom? Or just Tuesday? Let’s all try to feel things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Karen Huger and Charrisse Jackson Jordan are battling it out to be the official host of the Potomac season 2 vacation, and the stakes couldn't be any lower. Who will get the crown? And will it come from Burger King? So many questions that we must tackle. Then it's on to Invite Only: Cabo where[...]
It’s the first dinner party war of Southern Charm Savannah, and no one is safe. Accusations are hurled and chinchilla wraps are disrespected, but at least Brandon got his damn biscuit. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
The ladies of Real Housewives of New York are still in the Berkshires. Someone stains a chair, someone hogs the cheese, and Bethenny is in a dungeon no one will ever understand. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
The anchors aren't the only things all tangled up on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." There's a whole jumbled love triangle going down. But it's more like a love May Pole, and Malia is at the center. Who will get to kiss her first? And will she even get a say? All that plus important updates on[...]
Landon goes on a maybe date with Thomas and then breaks up with Drew. Will she ever find love? Probably not. Also, Kathryn has lunch with the group and lands an exclusive invite to her own son's birthday. Contouring really does work! Come listen to our recap of "Southern Charm!" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and[...]
Kangaroo wraps almost break a marriage on Real Housewives of Potomac and Larry doesn’t like drama on Invite Only Cabo. Will Emily’s emoji pillow ever be the same? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy[...]
First, we’re joined by our friend Lisa Timmons (@timmonslisa) joins us to answer our questions about Savannah royalty. Then, we talk about how Southern Charm Savannah found a way to make us feel sorry for drag queens, attention whores, and Nelson all in one episode. It’s a feat. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,[...]
'Tis the season for undermining LuAnn. That's right: the Real Housewives of New York made its annual pilgrimage to The Berkshires this week, and we're here to recap all the (relatively tame) madness. From cake wrecks to hat drama - there's plenty of stuff to talk about, even if this episode couldn't even come close[...]
Mr. Skintastic and his butterface anchors finish up their tour on this week’s Below Deck Med, but will the tangled chains ruin everything? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
Southern Charm manages to offend every race on the planet this episode, and we’re along for the bumpy ride. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Emu isn't the only thing on the menu at Oz. On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn get their fingers all up in Ashley's business (literally). Then it's on to our new favorite show, Invite Only Cabo, where Emily and Agu engage in a "cuddle" session, thus consecrating their official couple name,[...]
Some ghosts tried to burn down Ashley's house! And then she processed the trauma by playing strip golf. But was that a violaysh of girl code? That's what we find out on this latest episode of "Southern Charm: Savannah." Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Crappens Mailbag! See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
This week on RHONY, the cougars sharpened their claws for some fresh prey, and thanks to some helpful pointers from Ramona, Tinsley nabbed herself a 23 year old guy. Just another night at Beautique... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this week’s Below Deck Med, Bobby gets a Facetime hug from his mom, Sandy Yawn ties one on, and an army of boobs are released. Please don’t mention cephalopods. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
Sun's out, guns out. The cast of "Southern Charm" has a quail of a time hunting in the George back country this week, and no bird is safe - especially Chelsea. Austen seems to have nabbed the prey, but don't count Shep out. At least, not yet. We cover every inch of this episode, from[...]
Bravo has added a new show to its roster, and it’s a beautiful, messy, confusing and hilarious ride. Take it with us. Welcome to Invite Only Cabo! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
Michelle Collins (After Paradise, Little Talk Live) joins Ben and Ronnie on a special episode recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 9, 2017. The trio talk about all the important topics: RHOA, RHONY, Southern Charm, etc. etc. Then, to finish things off, they rank every single Real Housewife of New York of all[...]
Robyn gets a "Juantervention," Ashley gets a Sha-Sha freak-out, and Karen gets a "realty" check. It's all par for the course on Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen to us break it all down, and afterwards, stay tuned for Crappens Mailbag!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
Ramona tries to make nice with Bethenny like a wrecking ball, Tinsley gets in a brown ice fight with Sonja, and LuAnn squeals a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
The new pretty girl is given so much attention by horny losers that she starts breaking things with her mind on this week’s Below Deck Med. Enter if you dare. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
Southern Charm gets a sister, and they’ve probably made out. Let’s gather together to welcome a fresh group of tacky, inbred monsters to the lineup! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
It's the epic showdown we've all been waiting for: Kandi vs. Phaedra vs. Porsha. All the truth comes (mostly) out in part four of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it's crazy. We're not sure what the future holds for shady Phae-Phae, and we're still not totally sure about production's role in this messiness,[...]
Altered Reality is a new TV show satirizing the behind the scenes shenanigans of a Real Housewives type show. We talked to one of the show’s producers Darren Bettencourt and one of its stars, Joanna Krupa, to find out where the idea came from and where it’s going. Enjoy! For all of our bonus episodes,[...]
The Real Housewives of Potomac get into our favorite kind of low rent fight: one that takes place in a driveway. Keep it classy, ladies! Our fave! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
This week's episode of RHONY is full of surprises, both on a national level (the election) and an international level (Ramona's birthday). We've got it all covered, and as an added bonus, there's even a musical medley mid-show. Sing along with us on this very special Real Housewives of New York episode! See acast.com/privacy for[...]
Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov Below Deck Med comes back with a new captain that is all about REST. Get ready, cuz Handy Sandy is in charge. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
Craig gets into sewing, Shep goes to the doctor, T-Rav mourns the power of khakis, and Cameran buys a doll. Just par for the course on "Southern Charm." Come listen to Ben and Ronnie break it all down! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprovIt’s the third reunion of the season for The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it’s getting dark. Thankfully, it’s still fun cuz people accuse others of having Groupon implants. Our fave! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for[...]
The ladies of Potomac gather at a hookah bar to do things like shame Monique and... shame Monique. But she kind of deserves it for bragging about the $250 (marked down to $75) bottle of wine she brought. Also, there was a Sweet 16 for Sha-Sha's daughter, and the infamous Eddie showed up. Awkward... Come[...]
Dorinda hasn't yelled yet on this season of Real Housewives of New York; so this week she let it all out, screaming strange metaphors about EZ Passes and turnstiles at Sonja. It was great. We break down every second of the fight - from the bag of bananas and cucumbers to LuAnn's duck parade. What[...]
We're doing a live show Tues May 3rd at 10PM at the Hollywood improv! For tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov The final reunion of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a lot of victims claiming to not be victims, soap stars yelling about being method, and queens trying to adopt bunnies. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,[...]
This week on Southern Charm, Shep can’t understand why people assume he’s a slut, Cameran tries to make garsh and Chelsea happen, and everyone says “bro code” a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
The second part of the RHOA reunion brings about all sorts of emotions. Even Ronnie takes Kenya's side for once. Or does he? Come listen to Ben and Ronnie break down everything from the "bullying" to the abuse to Matt to Phaedra. It's a big, fun episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
While Shep romances the ladies (and gets shot down), Craig faces his biggest challenge yet: erecting a step & repeat. Or is it step & release? Either way, he's got his hands full, and so do we with this week's recap of "Southern Charm." Afterwards, it's another edition of Crappens Mailbag (00:51:38). Come listen and[...]
Ramona invites the girls to the Hamptons to dog pile Bethenny over boob pics from two decades ago, and Dorinda sicks the NSA on Sonja’s ass. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
It’s the second reunion night for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and it’s a doozy. Erika’s mad, Rinna shows off her skills at producing a single tear, and Kim Richards orphans a sad bunny. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
"Vanderpump Rules" season 5 ended on an acrimonious note as Scheana and her estranged husband Shay came face to face on part 3 of the reunion. Ben and Ronnie dissect every ounce of the confrontation, rigorously defending and attacking all parties involved in order to determine who deserves to come out on top. Plus, lots[...]
RHOA kicks off its HISTORIC four part reunion with camel toe fascination and receipt wars, and then we’re off to visit the Real Housewives of Potomac bet on horses as the new chick antagonizes her mother in law. Let’s celebrate bad choices together on this holy week! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones,[...]
Landon shows off her new app idea on Southern charm, Craig finds a best friend, and Shep messes with some balls. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Introducing Tinsley Mortimer. The notorious Manhattan socialite makes her RHONY debut, and here's what we know so far: she yearns to wear black, and her signature look is a curl. Oh, and she trespassed on her ex's place when she tried to retrieve a handbag. Fun! Come listen to our full recap! See acast.com/privacy for[...]
The first of three Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunions is upon us. Get ready for some talk of Erika’s vagina. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at[...]
Vanderpump Rules jumps into the second part of its reunion with some more LaLa snaps, Nikolai tell offs and a Jax and Brit preview. What big words will Katie spew this week? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" wrapped up its latest season with a vicious fight centered around... basement insecurity? Something like that. The point is that we got to see two highly anticipated things: the unveiling of Chateau Sheree and the return of Kim Biermann. Naturally, fighting ensued. Later, on "Real Housewives of Potomac," a high tea[...]
"Southern Charm" is back! The cast continues to grow, and even when nothing happens in an episode (like this one), we still find it so, so fun. Come listen to us break down the season 4 premiere. And sorry, we forgot to do Mailbag today! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
The Real Housewives of New York return. Ramona has a new Mario. Will this one work out? And will Hillary win the election? SO MANY QUESTIONS. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy[...]
It's time for the Vanderpump Rules reunion! TV writer and producer Marcos Luevanos joins Ben and Ronnie to break down all the memorable moments from part one of this pure madness. Come join in! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It’s the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale! Will Dorit’s head crack? Will Erika cry about her vagina again? Will Lisa Rinna own it baby? One thing is for certain: Eden Sassoon will yell at someone. FINALLY. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out[...]
Real Housewives of Potomac returns, and the ladies are already stealing enough Beyonce lyrics to fill a show. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
Apollo calls collect from prison to introduce his new prison bitch to the ladies. This should go well. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
Grab your mint juleps: the next season of "Southern Charm" begins next week, and we're here to break down the season 4 trailer shot by shot. Yes, we're going granular again, dissecting every.single.thing. in the preview - from the bagel pillows to that lady at the next table who thinks Landon and Thomas are soulmates.[...]
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit provides endless entertainment. First she adamantly denies Rinna's coke allegations, and then she shows up to Vanderpump's Rosé party looking an Oscar melted on her head. We're here to break it all down: from Eden's friendship ring to Erika's soap opera debut. Come listen and tell[...]
Bubba finally adds Schwartz to her name and Lisa Vanderpump gives TomTom direction. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California[...]
The saga of Matt and Kenya continues on RHOA, and we're here to break it all down. We go through all the sordid detail of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta episode -- from the Cargo fashion show to Phaedra's newest not-client. Shadiness ensues. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
Sweet Home Oklahoma bounds onto the scene and has us laughing our butts off. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and[...]
"Summer House" never got a reunion on Bravo; so we're here to help. Come listen to cast members Kyle Cooke and Cristina Gibson hash out all the drama from the summer (including their very own fight in the season finale). We talk about how the show came about, what went down in the house, and[...]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills light up Hong Kong tonight with the fight episode of the season. Erika suddenly feels things and then Erika feels things more and then her feelings up a giant hole in the Earth and no one survives. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video[...]
After a seasons of ups and downs (and by "ups," we mean "lesser downs"), Katie and Tom are finally getting married. Come join Ronnie and Ben as they break down all the good stuff from Tom's brothers to Katie's boning! Plus, Listener Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
The Real Housewives try and have a good time on their last day in Maui, but triflin’ memories come back to haunt them. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
"Real Housewives of New York" is so special to us that we just HAD to devote an entire episode to the new trailer. Join us as we dissect the preview one shot at a time (or at least as close as we can get). We had fun. Hope you do too. Afterwards, Crappens Mailbag!! See[...]
Summer House comes to an end. Will Kyle lose his relationship over an argument about Justin Bieber? Will Carl finally be a man a twin can count on? Will Christina’s arm anger choreography ever find its audience? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s[...]
Welp, Dorit pushed and prodded, and at long last Erika Jayne cracked. And it all happened on a junk boat. Yes, it was the long-awaited Hong Kong vacation on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Dorit found herself tangled up in Rinna's milkshake "sixth sense," and naturally this spilled over into a generally tense confrontation[...]
LaLa returns to SUR after spending time with her mama, and Tom and Katie learn the limits of Venmo. Also, there are surprise triplets on their way! Or are there? Ooooohhh. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at[...]
So many intense things happening on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. First, it's the conclusion of Kandi and Porsha's sex dungeon fight. Then we get a glimpse into the darker side of Bob Whitfield. And then finally, Phaedra tries to fix everything with a "restoration service." Any guesses how that turned out? The good[...]
Breaking news! Reporter Gibson is officially the most hated reporter/guest on "Summer House." At least, that's what this latest episode would indicate. Come join us as we unpack the glory of "Summer House," from Kyle's Ukrainian booty call to the never-ending beat down on Cristina. We literally have never had 60 seconds of not fun[...]
The dungeon fight comes to a head on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but one big question remains: “You got baseboards in your dungeon?” Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
Erika Jayne opens up to us about her mommy issues, Rinna tries to get her dog to sit down, and Kyle throws herself a Fat Jewish party. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for[...]
It's getting down to the wire for Katie and Tom, and it looks like some encouragement from Lisa Vanderpump will save the day! Or maybe a photo shoot will? One thing's for certain: Brittany sure loves milk! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Top Chef’s season comes to an end. There will wah wah wahs, droll yays, and of course, Mommy Complex Flan. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens[...]
Christina and Stephen stir the pot on Summer House, and one of our fave gets twinjured. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at[...]
"Married To Medicine" finished out its season on a high note. Or was it a low note? Either way, it was part 2 of the reunion, and we learned that Jackie's marriage is really in trouble, Darren is NOT gay (not that there's anything wrong with it), and Mariah has recurrent decay around those chicklets[...]
Sometimes you just have to take it on the chin. And that's what Rinna did on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as she 'fessed up to making inflammatory comments about Kim. But don't worry - at least there was plenty of cheesecake around. Also, please appreciate that Carnie Wilson has officially become the[...]
The Vanderpump Rules gang wraps up their relationship destroying trip to New Orleans, and the best couple of the show finally shares a kiss. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
It's our 400th episode!! And what better way to celebrate than by recapping one of Bravo's best and oldest shows - "Top Chef"? Ben and Ronnie break down every detail of this season's penultimate episode -- from the birds to the tamales. There are only three finalists left. Whose cuisine will reign supreme? Thanks for[...]
Here's something interesting for your Friday: we did a crossover with Kate Casey of "Reality Life with Kate Casey." Basically, we went to her studio, and we talked "Summer House," but also "Bachelor," "Southern Charm," "Vanderpump Rules," and more. And because we didn't get to cover everything we wanted on "Summer House," Ronnie and Ben[...]
Timestamps below! Who’s the biggest lesbian of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? And will Heavenly ever get an apology for being called an alcoholic on Married to Medicine? We have no idea, but we’re really enjoying the journey. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out[...]
Rinna’s getting an award from a charity, but will the ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ease up on her painful Rinnazheimers Disease? Also, Kyle decides to go to Team Eden, Dorit is poised to accuse yet another cast member of being a drug addict, and Vanderpump buys her kid a really gay[...]
Comedians Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard ("The People's Couch") join Ben and Ronnie for a raucous recap of a raucous episode of "Vanderpump Rules." We get into all the messy situations: Tom's Sia wig, Jax's urine stream, Katie's lace dress, and the many, many gators. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
It’s the Top Chef finals, and there’s lots and lots of tequila! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
The twins’ family comes for a visit and Lindsay and Everett find something incredibly stupid to fight about. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
The glamping trip of RHOA continues with an epic episode that starts with a campfire and ends with a flame out as the women hash everything out -- all in the name of sisterhood. Lesbian rumors come to the surface and then some, and ultimately, everyone asks the most pressing question of all: "Who said[...]
It'll be a while before Lisa RInna lives this episode of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" down. Big lips came down with a case of Dorititis and full on forgot about that time when she told Eden ON CAMERA that Kyle was an enabler and Kim was close to death. Gulp. Well, it'll be a[...]
The Vanderpump Rules kids head to NOLA for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party and someone takes some well deserved beads to the face. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
We're getting down to the nitty gritty on "Top Chef: Charleston," and with four contestants left, the slightest mistake will get someone sent home. Also, using a sous-vide machine = death, but surely every chef knows that by now, right? Right? Ben and Ronnie break down the whole episode. Plus, talk of the new Bravo[...]
The Great Intern War of 2017 rages on! "Summer House" continues to revel in the most petty arguments, and that's what we love about it. This week, Cristina and Lindsaaaaaay escalate their feud, leading to a possible Summer House BAN. Drama! Oh, and don't forget the latest romantic entanglements with Carl? Carl? Carl? So fun.[...]
We’re very politely sad as Caroline Stanbury says goodbye to the Ladies of London. Who will take her throne? Julie calls shotgun! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:[...]
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to Mexico and Lisa Rinna’s wig cap is decapitated. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
Tom Sandoval is going to infinity and beyond! Or at least Peter's roof. Our fave Vanderpump Rules bartender/model/musician is getting back in touch with his inner-thespian by shooting a dramatic cameo in Peter's new sci-fi blockbuster. Meanwhile, Katie is still on a bridal power trip, this time terrorizing Scheana at Pandy's house and later Tom[...]
Timestamps below! Top Chef played with mashup brunch and it did not end well. Speaking of things that won’t end well, Lisa Nicole puts her marriage on display again in this week’s Married to Medicine and loses pretty hard after pitting up an event against Heavenly’s. It was delightful. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus[...]
Katie Cazorla (E!’s Second Wives Club, @thepaintednail) joins us to rag on the roommate squabbles of Summer House before we attend Quad’s birthday party on Married to Medicine. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com Timestamps: 00[...]
We're feeling puckish for today's recap of "Ladies of London," which has the women celebrating Swedish Midsummer's Eve. There's herring, gravlax, and a dollop of screaming. Grab your twisted bread on a stick and get ready to roast your carbs and these ladies over an open flame. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
Comedian Heather McDonald (Juicy Scoop) joins us once again to discuss the latest Great Gatsby / Rinna BBQ sitch on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! You may need a long, awkward hug from Eden afterwards. Also, it's the premiere of Listener Spotlight! 00:00:00 - RHOBH with Heather MacDonald! 01:02:00 - Listener Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy for[...]
James almost gets to play victim on this week’s Vanderpump Rules but ruins it with good ole fashioned misogyny and pie references. There’s no saving that kid. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for[...]
We're talking "Top Chef" and "RHOA" today. We start with blind taste tests and lackluster icebox cakes on TC. Then it's on to glamping madness on Real Housewives of Atlanta. But to start things off, Ben tells us about eating at Curtis Stone's restaurant, Gwen. Get your appetites ready! Oh, and be prepared for important[...]
Our 5th anniversary celebration week draws to a close today with a special visit from Dame Brian Moylan (vulture.com), who joins us to talk about the state of Bravo. We take on Lala, Kelly Dodd, Heather Dubrow, and many more in our free-flowing conversation. Then it's time to check in on "Summer House" and "Married[...]
There’s a Ladies of London row at the Regatta and we meet Caroline Stanbury’s non cuddly mom. Also, Fleming steals holy water from the Vatican. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and[...]
Timestamps below! The Crappens boys have a dream come true for their fifth anniversary: Lisa Rinna, BABY! Then, Matt Whitfield from Yahoo! joins for a super deep dive of this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new[...]
Tom throws a fundRAGER, Jax gets roasted, and James has a residency. All these exciting updates and more as special guest Amy Phillips ("Reality Checked," "Watch What Happens Live!") joins Ben and Ronnie for a Vanderpump Rules recap. But first, the trio tackle one of the most pressing questions of all time: Is Ariana Mad[...]
It’s the annual Restaurant Wars episode of Top Chef. Who will drown? Over on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Phaedra hold a Twirl Camp for Thirsy Children and Porsha loses it. Multiple times. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV[...]
It’s Independence Day on Summer House, and Kyle’s surrounded by hos he’s made out with. Also, he’s wearing a mullet. The Married to Medicine ladies are in Hawaii for do it yourself couple’s therapy, and Toya finally finds her dream house. Will it wash away? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live[...]
Warm up the haggis: more Scotland awaits! The "Ladies of London" are still in their Scottish castle, and here's a shocker — they're getting along! Come wrap yourself in cashmere and enjoy this episode full of Fleming-isms, tears, and balloons. Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com[...]
Eden wants to get to know Kyle REAL BAD, but we're not sure the feeling is mutual. Plus, Erika goes to Greece, Dorit goes to The Huntley, and Lisa goes to the adoption lawyer. It's all so beautiful and emotional and... hold on, hold on... oh here we go again crying like an IDIOT. Just[...]
It’s Katie’s bridal shower, and someone is accused of being a terrorist. Also, Brit’s mom tries to introduce Jesus to Jax and Scheanna buys lots of blue things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy[...]
Not one, but two surprising eliminations on "Top Chef: Charleston" this week, and we're here to help pick up the pieces. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where Kenya may be due for some broken window policing. But first, we check in on Bravo's new show, "The First Family of Hip-Hop." 00:04:37 -[...]
Time to enjoy a wet, THOT American summer. Yes, "Summer House" has arrived, and it's just as vapid and hilarious as you'd imagine. Come join us as we dissect the series premiere. After all, it may be the dead of winter, but these douches are making it feel like a Summer's Eve... Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2[...]
It’s a castle war on Ladies of London, when Caroline Stanbury rents a castle to compete with Jules. Will there be rules? Will there be fights? And will anyone eat the pudding? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 00 Crappens Mailbag 13:02 Ladies of London See acast.com/privacy[...]
It’s the annual Game Night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and to celebrate, Kim Richards is back to make someone play Sorry. Also, Dorit tries to dip into the lady pond and Eileen yammers on some more about vaginas. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check[...]
The dueling trips on "Vanderpump Rules" continue this week, and as a special bonus, Stassi et al got to meet the new cast of "Summer House." We cover every thing from the NASCAR races to the Steve Jobs turtlenecks. So, set up a charcuterie platter, grab yourself a turkey sandwich, and be sure to bust[...]
This week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta takes Matt over the line. Will Kenya ever make it to her HUGE job opening one of Peter’s restaurants? Also, a beautiful ghost comes to Top Chef, and the chick who looks like Lena Dunham sobs ugly-ily. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video[...]
Married to Medicine enjoys a lovely day at the spa where Toya gets to tell everyone what they need to fix. It goes really well. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
What's worse: showing up to a pub crawl late or being forced to try fruit? Such are the dilemmas that plague the Carolines on "Ladies of London." Come join the rainy day fun as we dissect everything from Juliet's blog to Sophie's TRX trainer. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See[...]
Dorit can't remember her dinner party, but we won't let you forget all the tiny details. Come listen to us dissect the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It’s the annual waiter vacation episode of Vanderpump Rules, and this year there are double the opportunities for the cast to make asses of themselves. But will Jax ever find a shower? Why is Katie hoarding low calorie treats? And why is Stassi begging for birds to poop on her? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus[...]
New Year, New Crappens! We're 5 days a week now, and we're kicking things off with a Real Housewives of Atlanta / Top Chef double-take. First, the Kandi-Phaedra feud spins off the rails as Porsha gets involved in the mess. Then it's on to Top Chef where a biscuits and BBQ episode causes all sorts[...]
With 2016 drawing to a close, it's time for that most hallowed of Watch What Crappens traditions: The Crappies! Join Ben and Ronnie as they hand out the vaunted Golden Crappy to a variety of winners from categories such as Best Bravo Star and Best Friendployee. It's a celebration of all things Bravo! So put[...]
Erika Jayne's basic instincts gets Dorit's panties in a twist, and we know it's only going to get worse from here. Come listen as we dissect every detail of this burgeoning feud. Then it's off to London where Caroline Stanbury takes a very important stand against fishing. Finally, we wrap things up with a visit[...]
Vanderpump Rules churned out an instant classic this week with dueling surprise parties and a raging Stassi, and Top Chef killed the radish game. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our[...]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has another throwback party where Vanderpump sticks her foot in her mouth, Ladies of London talk manners, rules, and old English ladies that hate them, and Married to Medicine has a brawl at a cancer/boob party. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also,[...]
Katherine Spiers, food editor of "LA Weekly" and host of the Smart Mouth podcast, joins us to discuss the latest episode of "Top Chef" - from the dishes served to the personalities on display. But first, it's slut shaming and gay pride on "Vanderpump Rules." And then we wrap things up with "Real Housewives of[...]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We've got over an hour of recapping coverage: from Dorit to Studio 54, Boy George to Erika's Chagall. We go deep into all of it. Afterwards, we turn our attention to "Ladies of London," which has more gift shop drama than you could even imagine. (And yes, we're[...]
Ben and Ronnie call Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson up to laugh about this season of Below Deck. Is the Captain easy on women? Who was the biggest a-hole? And has anyone made up with Ben? On Twitter, you can find Kate at @Kate_Chastain and Kelley @KelleyWJohnson. Also, find Kate’s new book on Amazon! Enjoy![...]
James makes us hungry for really cheap cake on Vanderpump Rules, Top Chef returns, and Sheree may or may not be struggling with a bug spray addiction on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag and Clear the Ramona 30:43[...]
"Ladies of London" is back! Caroline is on a quest to make Julie cry, but instead she makes us laugh. Come join us as we recap the season 3 premiere. Then it's on to "Below Deck" and "Married to Medicine." Plus, gossip about Scheana Shay, and a casual ranking of Housewives in the Crappens Mailbag.[...]
Vanderpump is on a roll this season. Stress binges, douche firings and blouse poppings galore. We also check in on RHOA and Below Deck. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0 Intro and Vanderpump Rules 1:04:00 RHOA 1:22:10 Below Deck See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out[...]
With Thanksgiving right around the corner, we must reflect on all the things we have to be thankful for: Stassi, Shannon, Vicki, Tamra, Kristen, Scheana, Bravo, TV... the list goes on. Come listen to us express our utmost gratitude to Real Housewives of Orange County and Vanderpump Rules. 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:31 - Clear the[...]
In this very special early Thanksgiving episode, the Real Housewives of Atlanta talk absentee dads both before and after conception as the ladies of Married to Medicine try to convince us their eggs aren’t scrambled. Hope you’re feeling fertile! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0[...]
Married to Medicine is at its nonsensical best, Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes their reunion up, and Below Deck celebrates the Year of the Bitch. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag 19:10 Married to Medicine 1:02:03 RHONJ Reunion 3 1:29:00 See acast.com/privacy[...]
New club banger inspired by Vanderpump Rules's illest DJ, James Kennedy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Lisa Vanderpump likes dogs, but she's not crazy about bitches. Well, she got them both this week when she hosted World Dog Day or something like that. The point is: we're talking about Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Orange County, and Real Housewives of Atlanta today. Tell all your friends!! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:08 -[...]
PARALYZED! Liza Sandler from "Secrets & Wives" turned up on this week's episode of "Below Deck," and we couldn't have been happier! Come join us as we dissect everything from Sierra's use of the word "queen" to the dramatic turn of events caused by sea urchin! Plus, we take on the RHONJ reunion and the[...]
***This episode was cut short and re-uploaded! Full length is two hours and thirty nine minutes! Vanderpump Rules returns, and jimmies are rustled. Then we celebrate the first RHOC reunion of the season by saying WOW a lot before laughing our butts off over Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes,[...]
This episode is all about the strange turn of events on Below Deck. Did the Captain’s mom die and no one told him? Can Kelly string together a proper metaphor? Do toilets really resonate? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 00 Crappens Mailbag Below Deck 20:15[...]
Do you feel that chill in the air? A creek in the attic? A bump in the night? Chances are you've been haunted by Bravo. Who you gonna call? Crappens-busters! On today's SPOOOOKY episode, we take on all our favorite gremlins: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Real Housewives of Orange County, and the[...]
Love may be in the air on "Below Deck," but rejection is on the high seas. Kelley and Kyle fail in the romance department as their plans for Emily and Sierra fall overboard. Fighting and pizza trails ensue. Then it's on to "Yours, Mine, or Ours," which continues to be an outright failure of a[...]
It’s an avalanche of “sorry!”s on Real Housewives of Orange County while Tamra preps for her big competition. RHONJ has way fewer sorries, but hey. Dolores finally finished her kitchen, so there’s that. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 00 Crappens Superfight: Katherine Dennis VS Leanne Locken[...]
Romance is in the air on Below Deck, and rubbery people are still charging too much for houses on Million Dollar Listing LA. Reza makes his way to Texas on Yours Mine or Ours, and his old relationship issues creep into his real estate sales. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group[...]
The "Real Housewives of Orange County" weren't about to leave Ireland without one last good fight. Sure enough, after a day of poking, prodding, and simmering tension, all hell broke loose in the wee hours of the morning. What happened? Hard to say. But we certainly have opinions. Come listen! Also, Real Housewives of New[...]
Major drama on "Below Deck" this week: the windows are dirty!!! Listen as we discuss Captain Lee losing his mind over reefs, anchors, and salty residue. Then we cover Bravo's laughably bad HGTV knock-off, "Yours, Mine, or Ours" and wrap up with some "Million Dollar Listing LA." Plus, Crappens Mailbag and a raffle! 00:04:01 -[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County embarrassed America in Ireland this week, and Tamra got traumatized, betch! Over on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Siggy went door to door explaining why she’s not going where to people who don’t care. Enjoy! We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For[...]
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne ended their season with an amazing reunion full of tanties and curse words, and Below Deck kept sailing along despite the douchiest guests of the season! You can subscribe to our premium feed at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens! Timestamps: 00 Crappens Mailbag: Secrets and Wives, Finding Prince Charming 30:00 Real Housewives of[...]
It must be Halloween season because things are getting SPOOKY on Bravo. First we have an episode of Real Housewives of Orange County that's all about candles and deception. And peas — both frozen and brain size. Then we head to Vermont where the women of Real Housewives of New Jersey are busy screaming at each[...]
We hit the high seas for this week's juicy episode of "Below Deck," which featured hair model cum drunkard Trevor reaching a new low, even for him. Let's just say it doesn't end well for him. We have all the details of this high stress ep, from Kate's pebble game to Sierra's juicing aspirations. It's[...]
In case you couldn't make it to the 2016 LA Podcast Festival, don't worry: we are here to help. Here's the show we recorded at the podfest, and to mark the occasion, we had our old friend Molly McAleer join us up on stage. Listen as we talk Bravo, do a Superfight, and recap the[...]
Timestamps below! There’s some rolling around in the mud on Real Housewives of Orange County. Literally this time. Real Housewives of New Jersey keeps it classy with a very assy episode. There’s also a Superfight update! This week’s premium bonus episode is about the Presidential Debates, Dairy Queen, and Finding Prince Charming. You can subscribe[...]
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne finishes up their Dubai trip but continues to gossip shame Lydia, and Below Deck pulls the boat over to let a freaking poodle poo. What a life. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag: Real Housewives visit the set[...]
It was just supposed to be a simple performance. Shannon Beador's kids had formed a group called LOCK and were due to make their concert debut. But then Shannon's mother-in-law Donna showed up, and our lives were irreversibly changed. Come hear the whole story as well as the latest drama(ish) on Real Housewives of New[...]
It takes a village to make a TV show, and it takes a village idiot to make a reunion. Come listen to us take apart the third and final installment of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion. We talk about Sonja, LuAnn, Tom, Ramona -- everything. Plus, we're buttering our toast for "Below Deck,"[...]
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Orange County deals with the aftermath of the Great Crash of 16 while the Real Housewives of New Jersey deals with good ole fashioned misogyny and parent neglect. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag 17:20 RHOC 1:17:35 RHONJ We[...]
Timestamps below! The second part of the Real Housewives Reunion featured squawking that would make a hen house envious, the Real Housewives of Melbourne went on a RHOBH sightseeing trip in Dubai, and Below Deck returned with a new cross (eyed douche) to bear. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com![...]
Strap your helmet on tight because we're going dune buggying with "Real Housewives of Orange County." Relive the scary tumble and then some as we recap RHOC. Then it's off to New Jersey where some dude is yelling in the streets about the mob and the government -- and it's not Juicy Joe! Time codes[...]
The epic season 8 of "Real Housewives of New York" continues with Reunion Part 1. We cover it all and then take a look at last week's "Real Housewives of Melbourne." Come listen! 00:04:50 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:12:58 - RHONY Reunion Part 1 01:23:41 - Real Housewives of Melbourne Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at[...]
Timestamps below! Vicki surprised Briana with some milquetoast for her birthday on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Jaq’s emotions on Real Housewives of New Jersey were extra Trerestrial. Enjoy! Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag 14:45 RHOC 1:01:30 RHONJ We have partnered with TuneIn[...]
Timestamps below! There were some pretty amazing fake sob wars on the season finale of Real Housewives of New York, and Giner lied hilariously on Real Housewives of Melbourne. Find our bonus episodes and social media links at WatchWhatCrappens.com! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag RHONY 21:35 RHOM 1:35:00 We have partnered with TuneIn to[...]
Wedding vows and cabinets: that's what today's episode is all about. From Shannon and David to Gamble and Wolfie, we've got all the matrimonial bliss (and renewal) covered. And in the middle, we tackle Dolores's journey through a home renovation. Stay strong, D! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:33 - Crappens Mailbag 00:17:02 - Real Housewives of[...]
It's all about sandbars and chicken on this episode of "Watch What Crappens." On RHONY, the women are divided over a jaunt to Miami's Sandbar. It nearly overshadows Bethenny's big confrontation with Lu about Tom's photos. Then there's Real Housewives of Melbourne, which sees the fallout of Petitfleur's rejection of Gamble's wedding invite. Also, Janet's[...]
Kelly whipped out the C word on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Teresa blinked crazily on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Enjoy! Timestamps: 00 Opening and Crappens Mailbag 18:30 RHOC 1:07:20 RHONJ We have partnered with TuneIn to deliver more bonus content! Download the app! For our own premium feed, bonus episodes and extras,[...]
Reza whipped out the victim tears for the final Shahs of Sunset Reunion, but was foiled by Shervin’s GG coaching. Then it’s off to Melbourne to watch Pettifleur squirm and Lydia try to make sense. Timestamps: 0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag 17:00 Shahs Reunion Part 2 1:15:00 Real Housewives of Melbourne We have partnered[...]
"Watch What Crappens" is celebrating the highs and lows of humanity (mainly the lows) as we recap the Opening Ceremonies of the Summer Olympics in Rio as well as the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion, Part 1. We'll let you decide which is the high and which is the low. Here are the time codes: 00:00:00[...]
Things are about to go overboard — or at least Ramona Singer is. For today's episode, Ronnie and Ben record from the world famous L.A. Improv, and to mark the occasion they tackle the most important subjects of all: "Real Housewives of New York" and "Real Housewives of Melbourne." It's loopy, silly fun. Come listen! 00:00:00[...]
Shannon and Kelly have it out at an Osh on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County. Also, Teresa reads out loud on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Reza finishes the Shahs of Sunset off by being grosser than usual. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag 22:00 RHOC 1:23:00 RHONJ 1:51:55[...]
Below Deck’s Kate Chastain comes back to Crappens to cover the Below Deck Mediterranean Finale and the upcoming season of BD Classic. Also, Real Housewives of New York squabbles on a yacht and Ramona Singer buys some Apple Socks. Enjoy! Find Kate on Twitter and Insta @Kate_Chastain and read her blog at http://aluckycharminglife.com Timestamps: 0[...]
Come on knock on our door. We've been waiting for you! It's time to talk about the bonkers fight on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County! Then it's on to MJ's silly renewal party on Shahs of Sunset, and finally, we catch up with Siggy the Sea Monster on Real Housewives of NJ. Come[...]
So much to talk about today: Melbourne is back! The premiere is tomorrow, but we've got the recap today! Then it's on to the latest exploits of RHONY. Plus, The Bravos and some subpar developments on Below Deck: Med. Great stuff! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:37 - Crappens Mailbag 00:20:35 - The Bravos 00:32:40 - Real[...]
Timestamps below! Jesus went to a gas station this week to get Ryan’s ex to Vicki’s house to remind RHONJ’s Joe Giudice that he wasn’t resurrected on Christmas. Also, Mike has some shoe dramz on Shahs. Have fun! Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag 24:15 RHOC 1:13:30 RHONJ 1:49:20 Shahs of Sunset Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus[...]
Timestamps below! Bethenny is shocked at being called cold on this week’s Real Housewives of New York, and Golnessa is shocked that anyone would tell someone in chemotherapy to quit smoking. No one is really shocked on Below Deck Mediterranean, but they iron a lot of stuff anyway. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0 Opening chatter. Toasters, Fabio’s[...]
Holy Moly! Tre is home for the holidays! "Real Housewives of New Jersey" is back, and not only are the Giudices reunited, but we've got some new faces to hang out with too. First there's Dolores, who we sort of already know, and then Siggy! We love Siggy! Things are looking up for the franchise![...]
Ronnie is on vacation; so in his place is Watch What Crappens co-founder Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) to help dish everything from LuAnn to Kathryn. Come listen as we get down and dirty! 00:00:00 -- Intro 00:16:18 — The Matt Whitfield Warm Seat 00:31:12 — Real Housewives of New York City 01:15:42 — Southern Charm 01:39:00[...]
We had a break today from our Real Housewives schedule, so we celebrated by giving the day its own Awards Show. Welcome to the Non Housewives Awards! We also make fun of Caroline Flemming's Insta and rummage through the mailbag, of course. Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag: Bethenny Book Advice and Yolanda Awfulness 34:20 Clear the[...]
Grab your stolen pizza plate: we're back with a brand new episode of "Watch What Crappens!" We're talking RHONY, we're talking Below Deck: Med, we're talking eating disorders, we're talking fibroids, we're talking yachties, and we're talking calzones! Come listen! 00:07:18 - Crappens Mailbag 00:23:34 - CLEAR THE FLEMM 00:34:14 - Real Housewives of New[...]
Real Housewives of Orange County’s Shannon Beador takes the webs off her judgey eyes for those of us who missed them. Also, the Shahs have fun ruining each other’s lives for no reason, and Kathryn shows up to the Southern Charm reunion dressed like an extra from Deadwood. Enjoy! Timestamps below! Timestamps: 00 Opening Chatter[...]
Vulture’s hilarious Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) joins us for this week’s bloody Real Housewives of New York and Before They Were Housewives: LuAnne DeLesseps. We laughed our butts off. Then we talked Below Deck Med’s Danny entertaining old dudes and Shahs of Sunset’s Reza ruining lives for fun. Enjoy! Timestamps below! Timestamps: 00 Opening chatter and[...]
When Bravo airs a season premiere, a season finale, and a reunion within 48 hours, you can be sure of one thing: WOMEN GOING NUTS. We have all the crazy, from Shannon's bitterness towards Vicki to Kathryn's feud with Landon to LeeAnne's general anger towards everything. So much fun that it took us 3 hours[...]
"Real Housewives of New York City" is on TV, which means we have another fun podcast. This episode, we discuss the fat tipsy bitches, LuAnn on the verge, and the Real Housewives of Orange County Uncensored. Come listen! 00:04:13 - Mailbag 00:19:27 - RHONY 01:20:10 - Gossip 01:25:03 - RHOC Uncensored Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support[...]
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas had its first season finale this week, and we celebrate by getting really angry at stuff. Then it’s off to Southern Charm for a drunk old white guy tell off session. Also, Reza does the entire past season of RHOBH plotline in one episode of Shahs of Sunset. Timestamps:[...]
Timestamps below! It’s our 300th! We celebrate by ragging on Bethenny’s hypocrisy on Real Housewives of New York and the douchebaggery on Below Deck Med. We’ve had an amazing journey with you guys for these 300. Thanks for all your listens and support! We love you! Timestamps: 00 Opening thank yous and Crappens Mailbag 24:15[...]
It was the bag of poop that LeeAnne thought she'd never smell again, but little did she know there's nothing the "Real Housewives of Dallas" like to discuss more than poop: who did it, when, and in what bag? And so begins a bizarre series of accusations, denials, and tempers that climax with LeeAnne threatening[...]
This may be the mother of all episodes, and not just because we have parenting expert and "For Crying Out Loud" co-host Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joining us. We dive deep into this week's epic, monumental, instant classic episode of "Real Housewives of New York," which has LuAnn and Bethenny battling it out in a war of[...]
Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting laid department. Fortunately, they arrived home in time for Craig to be a failure at bourbon, too. AW! RHOD had a calm week, but there were still plenty of poop jokes and LeeAnne labelling herself to give us[...]
Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group model drama and Below Deck maid lust. We also check in on Watch What Happens Live and imagine Shannon Beador’s Call Out podcast. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0:00 Watch What Happens[...]
Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we're headed to Dallas for the social event of the season! It's a party at Heidi Dillon's house! And a charity concert by the Aaron Hendra Project. Yeehaw! We're talking Real Housewives of Dallas, Shahs of Sunset (surprise wedding time!), and Southern Charm[...]
This week we meet Rey from "Real Housewives of New York." He's drunk, he's flamboyant, and he thinks you're TRAAAASH, you BITCH! But seriously, we love him so much that we're shaking in our socks, having a mental breakdown. Listen as we break down every ounce of Rey's Bravo debut. We also get into Bethenny's[...]
Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person in a horrifying headpiece. Let’s pray. Then we’ll head to Shahs of Sunset to talk about sperm. When we’re about to finish, we’ll pull out. How’s that for some Southern Charm?[...]
Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide your children. Real Housewives of New York is a hilarious, drunken mess as usual. Tour Group is back on the air, and Below Deck Mediterranean went full on Revenge this week. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-39:30 Chatter and Crappens[...]
Raise your tumblers because we're headed to Charleston for "Southern Charm" where Craig is about to get a dose of reality alongside his sip of bourbon. Then it's off to the coyote-infested forests of California where booze and epiphanies are going up in flames around the "Shahs of Sunset" campfire. And finally, no trolley is[...]
It's Cinco De Mayo, and we're celebrating by making fun of our favorite Bravo stars. First we open the Bravo Mailbag and unleash some crazy scenarios involving "Carrie," "Frozen," and mall food. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of New York" as Bethenny makes mincemeat of Jules and LuAnn and whoever else gets in her[...]
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas threw glasses and heard dog talk, Southern Charm skated on by with a non invite, and Shahs’ MJ found her drag twin. All in a week’s watching! Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-12:30 RIP Ed Hill and Clear the Flem 12:30 RHOD 54:45 Southern Charm 1:31:20 Shahs of Sunset ------------------- Subscribe at[...]
Timestamps below! Heather McDonald is in da house for some RHOBH Reunion Part 2 talk and a bit of RHONY. She also tells us about meeting Erika Jayne and does a killer LVP impression. Before we get to that, though, there’s plenty to break down at Bethenny’s party of ignoring fat people and Southern Charm’s[...]
Fair warning: bow at this episode. See how THAT goes. If you take a bow at this episode, we'll bow right back! BOW AT US! BOW AT US! And while you're at it, BOW AT THESE TIME CODES: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:29 - Crappens Mailbag! Prepare for Patti LuPone impersonations 00:25:26 - Real Housewives of[...]
We've got nearly three hours of Bravo discussion for you to enjoy today. First up, the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. It's Yolanda vs. Lisa vs. Lisa vs. a Verizon bill. Then the crazy REALLY comes out on "Southern Charm" when Kathryn Dennis uses her baby to trade up for a mansion. Finally, you[...]
Wipe the poop off your head because we got a fun show today! First we hit up "Dallas" for a hat scandal like none other. Then it's the return of Vida on "Shahs of Sunset." Finally, we wrap up with some moments at the "Potomac" reunion. Along the way, we do the Crappens Mailbag and[...]
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their finale this week, and the non issue is now more confusing than ever. Southern Charm dissed the disinvited, and Real Housewives of New York went at each other really hard for episode two. Dang, girls! Slow your roll! Timestamps: 0-1:09:05 RHOBH Season Finale 1:09:05-1:38 Southern Charm:[...]
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas drinks some Jesus Juice, and we’re completely in. Shahs of Sunset returned to be awful to each other while gaining lots of weight, and Real Housewives of Potomac had their first ever reunion. Lots of glitter. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-17:10 Crappens Mailbag: Working for Housewives, choosing between Davids 17:10-51:30 RHODallas[...]
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of New York made a hilarious return this week, and so did our bestie and former co-host Matt Whitfield of Yahoo (@lifeonthemlist). We laughed so hard in a tiny apt on one mic (another party day with non studio mics, you’ve been warned) about RHONY, the final reunion of this season’s[...]
After our live show at the Improv, our brains our dead, but the show must go on! Here are the timecodes for what we talk about on today's Watch What Crappens: 00:06:49 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:24:51 - Southern Charm Season Premiere! THOMAAAAAS!!! 01:18:54 - Real Housewives of Potomac Season Finale! Come to Jesus lunch! 02:03:06[...]
We here at Crappens know people, ok? We got a very special exclusive leak of Erika Jayne’s new single. IT’S GONNA WIN THE INTERNET. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We had an amazing time doing our live show at the Hollywood Improv last night. So cool to meet so many of you. We even had lighting. We’re still amazed. Thanks for everything you guys do for this show and us personally. Please enjoy this live bonus!! WE LOVE YOU! ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for[...]
We're doing this tonight. We're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey BABY come on! The Lisas are definitely out of sync on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we're here to break down their breakdown in Dubai. We cover everything from Eileen's instigation, Rinna's uncorked[...]
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion episode by pulling Kim’s wig, but she instantly forgot about it. The Real Housewives of Potomac followed up the crazy with lots of new chapters, missing balloons, and a gay race war. Enjoy!! Timestamps: 0-25 Crappens Mailbag: Guilty Pleasure Shows, Shades of Blue, J-Lo’s hair[...]
Timestamps below! Brandy Howard (@TheBrandyHoward) and Julie Goldman (@MrJulieGoldman) from The People’s Couch and the Vanderpump Rules Aftershow are here to talk some smack. We recorded in Ronnie’s apartment huddled around a mic on gardening day, so there are (fittingly) leaf blowers and Bueller barks galore. We laughed our asses off drinking Skinny Girl cocktails,[...]
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta kicked off their month long reunion tour, Top Chef crowned a bro, and The Real Housewives of Potomac had a living room non gala. Also, Ronnie plays with Lea Black (RHOMiami) and Brandi and Julie from The People’s couch on a weekend Bravo tour through West Hollywood. Enjoy![...]
"Tour Group" is on hiatus, which means we have more time for "Beverly Hills" and "Vanderpump Rules." How much time? Well, we give RHOBH nearly 90 minutes of discussion. And we don't stop there. We have supersized Crappens Mailbag and "Vanderpump Rules" too. It's so fun. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro, including updates on[...]
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta finished the season with a green Kenya and a Fed raid. Over on RHOP, the arguments over manners continue. Spoiler alert: no one has them. Top Chef named the top two finalists, and we also got to look at David Copperfield’s oddness. PLUS: Camille Grammar tweets and Ben[...]
Timestamps below! Southern Charm is coming back and it’s time to learn their names again. Afterwards, we head over to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to help poor people while nonsensically fighting over nothing before joining Tour Group for a reminder of how stupid Americans can be. Fortunately, Vanderpump Rules topped it with a[...]
Grab your thongs and tongs because we're headed to the glamorous beaches of Delaware! Come join us as we chat about the "Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to fancy Bethany Beach where the only thing hotter than the sand are the tempers — at least when it comes to twin beds. Before that, we go[...]
It wouldn't be "Watch What Crappens" if we weren't talking about buttholes, and that's what this episode is all about. From "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" to "Newlyweds: The First Year," we talk about all the kissing, kicking, and sugaring of everyone's butts. 00:00:00 - Intro, including an update on the Crappens Glossary 00:11:26 -[...]
***This was re-uploaded at 11 PM PST on Tuesday to correct sound issues during the RHONY segment. Sorry! Timestamps below! We’re joined by the adorable Craig Ramsay (@CraigRamsayFit) and Brandon Liberati (@brandonliberati) of Newlyweds: the First Year and @FitAndPhab (http://bit.ly/FitPhabYouTube) for an hour of laughs and relationship talk. Don’t worry, we also fit in talk[...]
Timestamps below! Lisa Vanderpump half ass apologizes yet again on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Eileen squints at her while on the udda side uff da town, Yolanda writes a really long email read by the cast. Newlyweds introduced us to the least homophobic parents on Earth, and Jax stole money from Tom’s[...]
On this episode Ben and Ronnie check in on Kim Fields' reading skills, Karen's passive aggressive yacht party, and the latest rhymes from Top Chef's rappers-cum-historians. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro. Helllllo! 00:07:35 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:25:30 - NEW SEGMENT: Clear The Flem 00:31:16 - Real Housewives of ATL 01:10:14 - Top Chef 01:2614[...]
This episode of "Watch What Crappens" is so hot, we had to evacuate the building. Literally. There was a fire. That's what'll happen when there's nearly three hours of Munchausen controversy, addiction, boobs, Stassi, control freak husbands, and Ramona Singer voice. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro & gossip about Yolanda Hadid's new old name.[...]
Timestamps below! Peter takes us on a tour of his homeland on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kenya paddles off in a boat for no reason. Top Chef got cleared the douche on the second part of Restaurant Wars, and The Real Housewives of Potomac talked about etiquette while attending a cash bar. The SHAME.[...]
Timestamps below! Erika Jayne lies her butt off and sends Lisa Rinna into a OWN IT conniption this week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Newlyweds has some serious issues like cancer and adoption and abandonment. And missing bathroom sinks. PLUS! We read Yolanda Foster and Rinna’s twitter war, watch the Real Housewives of[...]
HOT NEW SINGLE! All lyrics based on text messages or insults by James from Vanderpump Rules. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
No "Atlanta" or "Potomac" this week; so instead, we're spending extra time with "Vanderpump Rules.' We weigh in on tossed salads, blog launches, and a fresh new song from DJ James Kennedy. You'll have to tune in to hear his new track. Then it's on to "Top Chef" for Restaurant Wars!!! Yay! 00:00:00 - Intro[...]
Lisa Vanderpump is on a rampage this week, scolding Kyle Richards, Jax, and Stassi. Plus, she saves some iciness for Faye Resnick. We cover it all, plus Newlyweds: The First Year. Here are the time codes for your listening pleasure: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:10:39 - Crappens Mailbag 00:29:45 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 01:30:01[...]
NeNe is back and she’s making Sheree squeal. Literally. The ladies of Potomac watch children try on bikinis and hug for no reason, and Padma gets drunk on Top Chef and throws micro greens at people. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-9:14 Chatter, hot Ben, free eagles 9:24-24 Crappens Mailbag: Real Babushkas of WeHo, Golden Housewives, burning questions[...]
Faye Resnick returns to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for the biggest non fight in history. The couples of Newlyweds are still headed towards annulment, and Jax gets caught stealing sunglasses from a non Lisa owned establishment on Vanderpump Rules. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-25: Celebrity Apprentice, Kim Richard’s new show and Crappens Mailbag (Ramona meets the[...]
This episode is all about food! We talk about kitchen mind games on "Recipe for Deception," a beat-less brunch on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," crappy fish on "Top Chef," and a petty lunch on "Real Housewives of Potomac." 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:16 - Crappens Mailbag 00:16:19 - Recipe for Deception 00:33:12 - Real Housewives of[...]
Bravo-mania! Kathryn Edwards join RHOBH! Couples bicker on Newlyweds: The First Year! Dawn throws a terrible dinner party on Real Housewives of Cheshire. Won't you be a doll and listen to us gab about it? Here are the time codes: 00:10:46 - Crappens Mailbag 00:36:30 - Some fun OC Gossip 00:44:22 - Real Housewives of[...]
New Real Housewives on the culdesac! The Real Housewives of Potomac are here, and they’re full of rules for you to follow. The Real Housewives of Atlanta are checking out the catering at the Million Man March, and Vanderpump Rules is topless in Hawaii, and Katie’s PISSED. Enjoy! *** 0-21:46 Opening and Crappens Mailbag 2146[...]
Bethenny’s back to stir some poo on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time she shames the wrong ho. The Real Housewives of Cheshire are still discussing geriatric pregnancies (and whatever the hell Ampiker is talking about), and the Newlyweds are already crumbling like stinky gorgonzola. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-27:45 Crappens Mailbag: Jury[...]
This week: crapping on Bravo. Literally. We watch Jax poop on "Vanderpump Rules." Need we say more? Of course we do! Here's the rundown: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:09:51 - Crappens Mailbag 00:23:09 - Real Housewives of ATL (Kenya meets her mom!) 01:04:06 - Top Chef: California (gay weddings! 01:23:13 - Vanderpump Rules (Jax's birthday lunch!)[...]
We go deep with "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," "Real Housewives of Cheshire," and the second episode of "Newlyweds: The First Year" 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:10 - Crappens Mailbag: playing rock, paper, scissors with Bravo characters 00:18:06 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Yolanda loses the boobs; everyone else goes to the Hamptons 01:19:21 -[...]
It’s the first episode of 2016, and what better way to celebrate than by laughing at terrible marriages that will never last! They’re littering our Bravo at the moment, from Vanderpump Rules (upcoming failed marriage), Newlyweds (in progress failed marriages) and Real Housewives of Atlanta (dead before they began marriage brew). Enjoy! Timestamps: Opening and[...]
We celebrate the end of a hilarious 2015 with our annual tribute to all things Crappens. Welcome to the 2015 Crappies!! ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---------------------- Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee[...]
It's a very special episode of "Watch What Crappens." Ronnie's drunk, Ben's caffeinated, and it's very late at night. No wonder there are tangents about "White Christmas," F. Scott Fitzgerald, and who knows what else. Definitely give this one a listen. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:15:28 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:30:57 - Real Housewives[...]
It was a veritable menagerie of animals on Bravo this week: little horses on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," scampering ducks on "Real Housewives of Cheshire," and nasty old bats everywhere else. Isn't that just the best? Come listen to what we're squawking about today: 00:00:00 - Intro / Bravo Gossip 00:10:52 - Crappens Mailbag[...]
Time Codes: Opening: Steve Harvey and Miss Columbia and earbud manners on planes. Real Housewives of Atlanta: 11:35 Vanderpump Rules 1:19:25 It’s Christmas week! What better time to discuss abusive nephews and ham slapping? The Real Housewives of Atlanta in Miami was a doozy this week. Fights, social commentary, and super bitchy remarks by Tootie’s[...]
Time Codes: Opening and Crappens Mailbag: Kim Comparisons, Richard Blaise’s stupid hair, Yolanda’s horse allowance. 36:15 RHOBH: Midget pregnant donkey, new ho, Taylor Armstrong causes dramz. 1:38: Work Out: Fame hungry morons with butterface say “brand” a lot. 2:00: Real Housewives of Cheshire: Frozen eggs are compared to Tombstone Pizza and Magali makes a lot[...]
It's the blockbuster event that all of America is talking about: "Watch What Crappens" visits SUR! Come listen as we tell stories of Tom and Tom and James and others! Plus, recaps of all the usual stuff! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:21 - Our visit to SUR 00:27:25 - Crappens Mailbag 00:36:32 - Real Housewives of[...]
We cordially invite you, then disinvite you, then reinvite you to listen to the latest episode of our podcast. Here's what's in store: 00:00:00 - Intro; 00:09:51 - Crappens Mailbag; 00:30:47 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap; 01:42:14 - Real Housewives of Cheshire Recap Thanks so much for listening. Remember to support us at[...]
This week, we get back on the sinking rental boat that is Real Housewives of Atlanta before checking in on Rocky #2 over at Top Chef. Then it's time for a quick Workout followed by a binge on Pride Day with the meth faced meat puppets on Vanderpump Rules. Come on in! Timestamps! Opening/Crappens Mailbag[...]
Big episode today! We cover the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" premiere, give the inside scoop about the "Top Chef" premiere, make ridiculous impersonations of the "Real Housewives of Cheshire" ladies, and end it all with the "Below Deck" reunion, part II. The "Top Chef" stuff is extra fun because we got to go to[...]
Ben and Ronnie have reunited after a Thanksgiving week apart! Here's the episode rundown! 00:00 Intro 15:00 Atlanta Recap 33:50 Mike & Jessica (Shahs of Sunset) divorce 38:25 Back to the ATL recap 55:03 Yolanda & David Foster divorce news! 1:30:07 Vanderpump Rules recap Hope you enjoy! Remember to support us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Like us[...]
Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back together again to butcher the accents on Real Housewives of Cheshire. Following is a special Bonus episode w Katie Cazorla (The Nail Files, the upcoming Second Wives on E!). She was on the podcast earlier this week, and we spent a lot of time[...]
It’s Thanksgiving, and Heaven will be getting hugs and a thank you card for this season of Below Deck. Kate Chastain (Head Betch in Charge of BD) and Executive Producer Nadine Rajabi (Head Betch in Charge of Way BD) and Ronnie Karam (Head Bitch in Charge of Nothing) get together to talk about the backstage[...]
Ben is still out, so Ronnie called a couple more hilarious chicas to laugh our butts off at the ole Bravs this holiday season. Julia Cunningham from Entertaiment Weekly’s Sirius XM Channel comes on a blind date to talk Vanderpump Rules, and Katie Cazorla of The Nail Files and E!’s upcoming Second Wives stops by[...]
Ben is out of town for the week, so Ronnie calls on some friends to talk crap about Bravo. First up is a gigantic episode all about The Real Housewives of Atlanta with the hilarious Angie Thomas (Deep Thots Podcast). Get your turkey steaming like a Kenya Moore oven and drink some shampoo water because[...]
The season 3 finale of "Below Deck" ended with some good ol' fashioned slut shaming, thanks to Eddie the bosun. First he denied that he'd slept with Rocky, then he made her seem like she was the crazy one, then he bragged about it, and then he accused her of being a predator. Gross. Ben[...]
Lisa Vanderpump takes a ho under Hanky's wing on Vanderpump Rules and Hollywood has been good to Kenya on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy, and don't forget to BE NICE TO LALA! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com[...]
(**re-uploaded! If you had ish, this is a fresh upload. 😉 )Rocky has ten more breakdowns in a mermaid tail this week on Below Deck, Ladies of London taught us all about polite fights, and we sent five Housewives to Space. Plus: Brooks admits mostly lying kinda (Vicki’s fault) and two new Housewives cities are[...]
We talk about the return of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" from Cynthia's marital problems to Shereé's Kenya problem. Then it's on to "Vanderpump Rules" where we met Lala, and Inspector Kristen gets to the bottom of James' infidelity. Sort of. Plus, we watch the trailer for "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Fun times had by[...]
ll Ladies of London Special Episode! We spent so much time talking to the queen Kate Chastain (Below Deck) that we had to skip LOL. It was too fabulous an episode to not talk crap about, so did a special. How. Lucky. Are. YOU? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group[...]
Hey "Below Deck" fans (Deckies??), get excited: we have over two hours with Kate Chastain, the first stew and reigning snark master of "Below Deck!" First, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@bsideblog on Twitter/Instagram) ask all the pressing questions they've had for Kate over the past two seasons. Then all three get into the[...]
Turns out Vicki lied about cancer for some sex and possible sympathy casseroles. Called it! Also, Vanderpump Rules is back to terrorize your senses with all new terrible Val Pak surgery and Apres Ski puts even more poor people on the air. YAY! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat[...]
We have a secret dick pic! Classy! Also, Vicki's gross on the second Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, the Ladies of London get into a manners brawl, and a crazy person almost burns down a boat on Below Deck. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all[...]
Comedienne Heather McDonald ("Juicy Scoop", "Chelsea Lately") joins Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com, "The Banter Blender" podcast) at the Hollywood Improv to gab about Bravo for a while. We learn all about Heather's recent dinner with Tamra, Shannon, and other Bravo-lebrities; plus, we also find out what it's like to be friends with[...]
This week we discuss the burgeoning feud between Marissa and Caroline F. on "Ladies of London," and we can assure you this kerfuffle won't be dying down anytime soon. Allegations of taxi rudeness and family gossiping are the foundations of Bravo's best fights. There's also talk of Sophie, Caroline, and dead pheasants. Then it's on[...]
The Real Housewives of Orange County Twenty Episode Reunion kicks off this week. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) sort through the fake cancer, real mom deaths, and fake Jesus bonding before heading off to Joe using up Tre’s prison cell minutes on The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Tre Checks[...]
Longest episode ever. It’s cuz Lyme is contagious. Ladies of London gets a full hour fifteen. Why? COFFEE TABLE ME. After watching Caroline try to smile for an hour and neurotics in bad wigs pissing off royalty, it’s time to set sail with Below Deck to make fun of Amy’s imaginary dates with turtles. If[...]
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" had a come-to-Jesus moment as Tamra Barney was baptized in a hotel swimming pool amongst her closest frenemies. Unsurprisingly, it didn't turn out so well. Shannon and Vicki screamed at each other, and friendships crumbled as Brooks' maybe-cancer continued to dominate all conversation. Meanwhile, in New Jersey, the Giudice[...]
Grab your JUB Balls because there's more fighting on "Ladies of London." This time the Americans are bickering over who gets to be Caroline's friend. Then it's on to "Below Deck" where Chef Leon has once again prepared some beef cheeks for the passengers. Things go wrong, Dane gets drunk, and everyone is passive-aggressive to[...]
Amazing Housewives music! Plus: Shannon thinks she has something up her butt. Is it real? Or is it a piece of ghost plastic? And what does David think about all this? Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) leave the SATANIC world of Orange County and delve into the “I’m Sorry, Really,[...]
Caroline Stansbury assaults another cast member with her unicorn hump and all hell breaks loose. Juliet might not be invited to har parties now. The class on display in Ladies of London can only be followed by our favorite show about maids, of course. Alex P Keaton yells about his power while everyone else gets[...]
There's a tempest in a lettuce cup this week on "Real Housewives of Orange County." Shannon and Vicki are drifting, Brooks has a dubious medical record, and Tamra loves Jesus, betch! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) break it all down — every. last. detail. Then it's on to the "Married to Medicine" reunion,[...]
Grab your passports because it's time to go back to England. It's New Years on "Ladies of London," and everyone's having a blast until Caroline makes a yoga joke. That's when the JUBs hit the fan. Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) dish about everything from Julie's Unbelievable Balls to Caroline's unicorn scandal. Then[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are live on Perisocope today to talk crap about Brook?s possible cancer on Real Housewives of Orange County before moving onto the victims over at Married to Medicine. The loudest crier wins! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) start this lovely episode off with talk of Thomas Ravenall's sperm still working and the new pics of David Beador's mistress. He cheated on Shannon with--Shannon. Also, it's a full hour fifteen minutes of Ladies of London giggles before ending with a not-European-at-all rehash of Below[...]
The quest for knowledge is never complete, and no one knows that more that Meghan King Edmonds, resident gumshoe of "Real Housewives of Orange County." This week Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) discuss Meghan's latest investigative updates, among other ludicrous things. There's also chatter about the silliness on "Married To Medicine," including news[...]
"Ladies of London" is back, and Caroline is colder than ever. In other words, we love her. Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) dissect the glorious season premiere. Then it's off to the Caribbean for an episode of "Below Deck" featuring conch deception and Don backflipping his way off the yacht. Finally, things wrap[...]
This week on Watch What Crappens, Ben (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) spend quality time at the Beador Family Eatery talking about almost cancer, almost Christianity, and almost David. David? After Real Housewives of Orange County, we mess around with RHONY's Secrets Revealed and finish with a Married to Medicine scream fest[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) have some fun times with Below Deck and My Drab 40th and had extra time to talk crap about the Other One, the new cast member on RHOBH, Kim Richards? latest mishap, Danielle Staub?s marriage to a SEAL, and a special appearance by Shannon Beador starring[...]
The feud between Megan and Vicki reaches new heights and lows this week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," and it's no more civilized over on "Real Housewives of New York City" where LuAnn recounts the horrors of enduring a CAMERA STAMPEDE (on a reality show with cameras). If that's not enough bickering, there's Heavenly[...]
The "Real Housewives of New York City" reunion powers on, and this week, we take on Dorinda's slurry accusations, Heather's '90s outfit, LuAnn's hatred of Mario, and Ramona's renewal. Then it's on to the season premiere of "Below Deck" as we meet the new crew members of the S.S. Eros. Will Aerosmith appear? More importantly,[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) go to town on the fake cancer and God's word drama on RHOC before heading to Atlanta to try and figure out wtf Quad is saying. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) spend an hour and a half making fun of the dodo birds on the Real Housewives of New York Reunion, Part One of Thirty. Join us! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on[...]
Ben and Ronnie go to town on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Orange County," which sees a questionable psychic declare that Brooks has no cancer. Listen as we rake the psychic, Shannon, Vicki, Megan, Tamra, and pretty much everyone else over the coals. Then it's on to "Married To Medicine" where Quad is[...]
Ben and Ronnie take on the RHONYC season finale and all its controversies: toasters, Ramona's attitude, LuAnn's haughtiness, and Dorina's slurring. Then it's on to "Flipping Out" and all the bad plumbing therein. Come listen! You can donate to us at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens And remember to like us on Facebook: http://facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens And here's some other stuff:[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) talk girl code (the RHOC version) again and how to stir the pot the way Jesus woulda did. Then it?s off to Atlanta to watch the sophisticated professionals duke it out over stripper/john protected privacy and the meaning of submitting to your man. Join us! Subscribe[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) talk the fashion show and Beth cheating rumors on Real Housewives of New York before moving over to LA to discuss Flipping Out. Ejoy, okaaaay? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube:[...]
On this episode of "Watch What Crappens," Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are totally loony. First the two chat about the latest Kim Richards shoplifting news. Then it's off to Tahiti where the ladies of "Real Housewives of Orange County" continue to terrorize French Polynesia. Grab your nebulizer: it's time for many, many[...]
The unreleased original cut of Countess LuAnn DeLesseps? (Real Housewives of New York) hit summer jam. From the Watch What Crappens Bravo Podcast. http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The new hit single from inside Shannon Beador's head. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Subscribe at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) somehow find an entire hour to dedicate to the dead husband episode of Real Housewives of New York. Then it?s off to San Francisco for the first time to talk about Million Dollar[...]
For bonus episodes and extras, subscribe at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) laugh their asses off this week at Shannon Beador's nonstop neurosis on Real Housewives of Orange County. Then it's off to Atlanta to mock the faux, idiotic, already done businesses from Married to Medicine. Join us! See acast.com/privacy for privacy[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) take the show on the road and broadcast in front of a live audience in Austin, Texas for the first ever Crap By Crapwest festival!! The guys persevere various technical glitches with the help of some booze and an AMAZING audience. Come[...]
Need to stop having 40-50 negative thoughts per day? Let us take care of it for you! This week we talk about Shannon's pre-Valentine's dinner on "Real Housewives of Orange County." We also touch on Vicki's medium, Meghan's parenting style, and Tamra's latest experience in entrepreneurialism. Then it's on to "Married To Medicine" where certain[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam have a great time laughing at Real Housewives of New York and Secrets and Wives. Paralyzed! Enjoy! Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/[...]
This week "Watch What Crappens" takes on the latest downer episode of "Real Housewives of Orange County," which focused on death, cancer, and a baby. Oh, and a restaurant embargo for David (David? David?) Then it's on to "Married to Medicine" where things get considerably more raucous after a stripper tells Lisa Nicole that her[...]
Lea Black of "The Real Housewives of Miami" returns to the podcast to talk "Real Housewives of New York City" and "Secrets & Wives" with Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com). Along the way, there are special cameos from Lea's hot interior designer friends and our various waitresses (because, oh yeah, we recorded from[...]
"Watch What Crappens" has turned 200, and to celebrate, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) spend over two hours reminiscing on their favorite jokes and moments from the podcast. Along the way, the two also recap the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Orange County," which features Vicki sadly losing her mother[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) is still without Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) today, but don?t fear! Comic/Author Stefanie Wilder Taylor is here from the For Crying Out Loud Podcast! We talk crap for two hours long about the Real Housewives of New York and Secrets and Wives. Come on in, enjoy, and be sure to follow[...]
Welcome to a very special Watch What Crappens Bonus Episode Crossover with Plz Advise?s Molly McAleer! I have laughed my ass off whenever I?ve been around this girl, so with Ben out of town, it was the perfect time for a one on one rendezvous. Since this is a bonus, I didn?t want to go[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) is without partner Ben Mandelker this week, so it?s time to cheat with amazing comics! First up is the hilarious and incomparable Amy Phillips (@amyphillips_) of Bravo TV Real Housewives Impersonation fame. She?s hilarious, and talking about Real Housewives of Orange County is a trip straight to the looney bin. We also[...]
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) Join forces to talk crap about Real Housewives of New York and Secrets and Wives. Plus, we gossip about Caludia Jordan getting the axe and Yolanda Foster?s big news. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
On this episode, we follow the women of "Real Housewives of Orange County" as they trek up to Napa Valley and try Heather's new METHODE CHAMPENOISE named Collette. We cover everything from chandelier shopping to sake bombs, and most importantly, we address the most important question of the episode: "Who's this?" Then it's off to[...]
On this episode of "Watch What Crappens" we talk about the upcoming Turks & Caicos trip on "Real Housewives of New York City" and the subsequent war it starts with Kristen and Ramona and Bethenny. And sort of LuAnn. Then it's off to Long Island for "Secrets and Wives," which is the best new Bravo[...]
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to talk crap about the Real Housewives of OC?s Mexican party, Blood Sweat and Heels? season finale non attack attack, Married to Medicine?s private investigating, and Mother Funders? gluing feathers onto plastic vases that are the wrong shape. And please be warned, no dollar store[...]
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to mock The Real Housewives of New York (I WANNA BE CLOOOOSED), Secrets and Wives (after prison bjs) and the first part of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion (totes organic implants = natural.) Join us! Subscribe at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group[...]
Get comfy because we got a long episode today. Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender podcast) welcome back The Real Housewives of Orange County with a super-supersized episode. The guys break down the whole premiere: from Tamra's life lessons to Shannon's crumbling marriage to new girl Meghan to Heather's mansion. And of[...]
This week's episode of "Watch What Crappens" is jam packed with goodness. We start with the ladies of "Real Housewives of New York City" and their return trip to THE BERKSHIRES. Will Ramona cry? Will Bethenny cry? Will everyone cry? (yes) Once you've digested your raven, get ready to then head over to sophisticated LAWNG[...]
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to laugh about the final Real Housewives of Melbourne (We?re freaking out, beeches!) and another episode of Kandi?s Ski Trip. Haven?t had your fill of cancer? Don?t worry! We talk Blood Sweat and Heels, too! Come on in! Subscribe at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones,[...]
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to giggle their way through another long ass episode. Real Housewives of New York is on the menu, and of course, a loving tribute to mark the end of Southern Charm?s season. Come on in! Subscribe at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group[...]
The national nightmare known and Bobby and Asifa have taken their made-for-TV bickering to Thailand, and it seems like the prettier the landscape, the uglier they become. Join Ronnie Karma (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) as they dive into this latest unpleasant episode of "Shahs of Sunset." Then it's off to Melbourne for the big[...]
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are joined by super hilarious Heather McDonald (Chelsea Lately) to talk smack about the Real Housewives of New York. Then Heather?s off to eat a Subway and we continue on about cartoon internet porn, Southern Charm and Shahs. Come on in! Heather's upcoming stand up dates: Subscribe[...]
The season finale of "Real Housewives of Melbourne" brought about more bickering, but this time it all happened in Pettifleur's Winter Wonderland 50th birthday extravaganza. There was a fake moon, fake snow, and a few fake faces (to say the least). Join Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) as they break down every bitchy[...]
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) have a lot of drama to laugh at this week. NeNe?s ?emotional breakthrough? on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Daisy?s cancer pill drug deal on Blood Sweat and Heels, and a whole new pack of loonies in Bravo?s new Mother Funders. And, of course, plenty of terrible[...]
Ben Mandelker (Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are joined by the hilarious and gorgeous Michelle Collins (The View, Gossip Queens, Kathy Griffin Show) to skewer the Real Housewives of New York, Southern Charm, and the ever classy Shahs of Sunset! Follow Michelle on Twitter @michcoll ! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and[...]
Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender podcast) take Nene Leakes to task for welching on her charitable pledge, and that's just the beginning of this super-sized episode. There's plenty of chatter about the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion, shoe controversies in "Melbourne," and Arzo on "Blood, Sweat, and Heels." It's intense! You[...]
Audiophiles, be warned: we decided to take a field trip to the Glendale Galleria mall today so that we could mix people watching into our usual shady recapping. And boy did we see a lot. For the first hour, Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined by Angie Thomas (The Lyon's Lair podcast)[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Welcome back to the Watch What Crappens Podcast with Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog)! Today?s episode is all about NeNe?s victimhood on the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion #1. Then it?s off for Blood, Sweat and Heels and the craziness[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are re-joined by the incomparable Matt Whitfield (YahooTV), our old co-host, for a super sized episode about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Lost Footage episode and the brunch battle on The Real Housewives of New York. Then we move onto the always classy Shahs of Sunset to[...]
More highjinks on "Watch What Crappens." Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) have much to say about Real Housewives of Atlanta's season finale. Then it's on to "Blood, Sweat, and Heels" to discuss Taxigate 2015. Finally, we wrap things up with yet another trip Down Undah to laugh about the "Real Housewives of Melbourne."[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) join forces for a gigantic two hour episode. We mostly cover the downfall of Kim Twitch Richards and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3. We couldn?t end the show without discussing the Shahs of Sunset, Real Housewives of New York and Southern Charm, hence the[...]
Darling, put on your finest frock because we're headed to Sydney. The ladies from Down Undah (aka "Real Housewives of Melbourne") have headed to Australia's most famous city, and Watch What Crappens is ready to analyze every detail. And we mean every. Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) get in DEEP with this week's[...]
To paraphrase Lisa Rinna, "It's reunion, baby!" That's right ? there's more evil to discover from the new wellspring of darkness that is Kim Richards, and we are more than happy to discuss it with this week's guest Angie Thomas (@angieclientservices / Small Potatoes Podcast / Lyon's Lair Podcast). The group fully dismantles the latest episode[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are here with our first episode of the week. We talk the return of Real Housewives of New York and then laugh our asses trying to imitate the Real Housewives of Melbourne before moving onto[...]
Buckle your seat belts because there's a lot of ranting coming your way (but in the most charming way). Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) have plenty to say about the nasty, scandalous events on "Shahs of Sunset" and the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. Plus, there's always room for "Southern Charm." Pour[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com)and Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) hash out all the golf drama that took place on "Real Housewives of Melbourne." Then it's on to the Philippines where the ladies of "Atlanta" attempt to find peace and quiet (and fail miserably). Finally, we welcome the season premiere of "Blood, Sweat,[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) join forces once again to snark on the Season Five finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills before moving on to Southern Charm, Shahs of Sunset and the Real Housewives of Melbourne. Join us! Subscribe[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) hang out to talk crap about NeNe?s terrible wigs and multiple personalities on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim and Kyle Witchard?s sad relationship on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Gamble?s face on Real Housewives of[...]
We have a full slate of shows on this week's "Watch What Crappens." From the return of "Melbourne" to the slap on "Beverly Hills," Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) have everything covered. Listen as we tackle those two shows as well as Shahs, Vanderpump Rules, and Real Housewives of Atlanta. It's fun. We[...]
It was the fight that was heard around the world ? or at least in Holland. Lisa Rinna threw a glass of champagne at Kim Richards in one of the most intense fights in Housewives history, and naturally, we have tons to say about it. Join Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) as they break[...]
Stuck in a baggage claim trying to find your missing bag? Don't get mad ? just listen to this episode of "Watch What Crappens" instead. This week Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@banterblender) go to town on the ladies of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." We have a thing or two to say to Kim[...]
This week on Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) join forces with Angie Thomas to talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta, Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules! Don?t marry fame hungry midgets. You?re welcome. You can donate to us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens And remember to like us on Facebook: facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens And[...]
Grab your finest boob-decorated wine glass: it's time to celebrate the holy matrimony of Scheana Marie and her halter top. Yes, we are going down the aisle with Azusa's most blushiest blushing bride on a very special episode of "Watch What Crappens." With tears in our eyes and Lisa Vanderpump Sangria in our hands, we[...]
On this week's Watch What Crappens Podcast, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) join forces once again to rag on Bravo idiots. We start with Andy Cohen's teachable gay moment before moving full steam ahead into the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Advil Drama and then Vanderpump Rules' best firing of all time. So[...]
This week Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) go to town on the crazy drama of "Vanderpump Rules." From the Miami stalker to Lisa's scolding, it's nearly a full hour of ridicule. Then it's on to Beverly Hills and Atlanta for more mockery. Along the way, there's talk of Top Chef, Best[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) spend the hour discussing RHOBH?s Kim Richards falling off the wagon and Brandi Glanville never getting on it in the first place. Then it?s off to The Real Housewives of Atlanta to watch the NeNe[...]
Ronnie Karam (Trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker ("The Banter Blender") are joined by Angie Thomas ("All The Way" podcast) to discuss the EPIC reads Claudia Jordan gave Nene Leakes on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta." Then it's off to Miami to bathe ourselves in the glory of "Vanderpump Rules," and finally, we say goodbye to the[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are back to ring in the new year by ragging on Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Atlanta and Beverly Hills and Brandi?s WWHL breakdown. Come on in! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and[...]
It's time for our annual Golden Crappies ceremony! Which Bravo shows will win? Who will be our favorite stars? And what musical numbers will dazzle the audience? Come listen! Here are the categories: Best Show Worst Show Most Overlooked Show Best Bravolebrity Worst Bravolebrity That We Overlooked Earlier in this Episode Biggest C-Word Lifetime Achievement[...]
It?s part two of a massive holiday two part spectacular! In this hour, Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) tackle Vanderpump Rules and Euros of Hollywood. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) join forces to rag on Top Chef, Real Housewives of Atlanta and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Why are gays so waxed? Why is Boston so pissy? Why can?t you put ho on a resume?[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) tackle the pressing issues: why is Kyle Richards' yacht so small? Is Cynthia Bailey a social climber? How dumb is Jax? And when will people realize that America is the best country EVAR? Come listen to hear the answers! You can donate[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) get down and dirty with the latest feuds on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" and "Atlanta." We have much to say about Eileen Davidson, Dish Nation, and Brandi Glanville (you don't even want to know about the gay porn tangent wen went[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) tackle old bullying problems on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, new divas on Real Housewives of Atlanta, bad accents on Euros of Hollywood and terrible service on Vanderpump Rules. Come in! Ronnie on the Web:[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are joined by special guest Ira Madison III from Buzzfeed! We?re all psyched for the return of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and are still riding high on the seasons of Vanderpump Rules and Euros[...]
It's Bravo overload this week on Watch What Crappens. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) embrace the return of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" while happily putting "New Jersey" out to pasture. In the middle of it all are "Vanderpump Rules" and "Euros of Hollywood." Oh, and a little "Top Chef." Come listen! You can[...]
http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) have a lot of new to be grateful for. Vanderpump Rules is back and Euros of Hollywood is a gift from the Bravo gods. Oh, don?t worry. We will still sit through the forty six hours of Real Housewives of New Jersey?s reunions! Ronnie on the Web:[...]
This week on our spooooky 150th (!!!) episode, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) tackle some scary Bravo tv shows such as "Top Chef: Boston" and "Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles." The two also go on a significant Cooking Channel tangent (freeeeeaaaky) and dish about "Manzo'd with Children." Plus, lots of super gory gossip[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) talk crap about the new Euros of Hollywood, and the old Real Housewives of New Jersey. Plus, Below Deck docks and Top Chef is cookin?! See what I did there? Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) endure yet another punishing week of "Real Housewives of New Jersey." Then it's on to "Melbourne" for the final part of the reunion special. Next we get fired up about "Below Deck" and end things by talking about "Vanderpump Rules" and stalking[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are back to talk crap about Real Housewives of Melbourne, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Below Deck and the new Manzo'd With Children! Join in! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) are back to hash out the latest happenings on Bravo. First the guys talk about the Florida trip from hell on "Real Housewives of New Jersey." Then it's on to the season finale of "Real Housewives of Melbourne" followed by the latest "Below Deck" and "The Singles Project."[...]
Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are back to talk crap about Real Housewives of Melbourne, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Below Deck and The Singles Project. Bonus audio blog reading of a vicious anonymous letter to Giner! Enjoy! Ronnie on[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) declare Gina the winner of "Real Housewives of Melbourne," especially after the other women continue to rally against her. Ben and Ronnie once again bust out their Australian accents for another lively discussion of the show. Then it's on to "Real Housewives[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are here to talk crap about a RHONJ husband banging his mother in law, Tamra losing more facial feeling on RHOC, restraining orders leading to possible death on Game of Crowns, and mics in bathrooms on RHOMelbourne. Come on in! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon[...]
Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) reunites with Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) for a super-sized episode of "Watch What Crappens." The crew tackles all the Housewives of the week: Melbourne, New Jersey, and Orange County, and also finds time to dig into cult favorite "Game of Crowns." Plus, there's talk of "Below Deck" and[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are here to talk crap about the final RHONY Reunion, the brawl repercussions on RHONJ, the Tamra confrontation on RHOC and the idiotic wedding/cancer walk drama on Game of Cows. Join us! Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr:[...]
The Bravo gods keep showering us with gifts - this time in the form of weave-tugging Jersey girls and Australian drag queens. Yes, we cover all the brawling, the cattiness, and the butterfly releases that happened on Bravo this week. Come listen as Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) tackle "Game of Crowns," "Real[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are back for another week to snark on the Real Housewives of New York Reunion, The Real Housewives of Orange County's tearing down of Tamra, Real Housewives of New Jersey's newest idiot drama queens, and the wenches on Game of Crowns worrying about getting killed by the mob[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) tackle all the death threats, backstabbing, and leg throwing on Bravo, starting with the Real Housewives of NYC season finale. Aviva threw her leg, and the world scratched its head. Then it's on to the latest brawl in Orange County, followed by more hilariously deplorable behavior on Game[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are here to mock the new Game of Thrones, Ladies of London, Real Housewives of Orange County and New York, and a tiny bit of Married to Medicine Reunion Part One. Come on in! Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) take on the season finales of Married to Medicine and RHOA: Kandi's Wedding. Then it's over to Real Housewives of Orange County to watch a marriage implode and more bad manners on Ladies of London. Of course, it's not complete without Ramona being called a cow on Real[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) mull over a week full of bad manners and needy wives on Ladies of London, Married to Medicine, Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of New York. We also vomit (no, seriously) while discussing Cinnamon Girl diet shakes and chat a bit about Big Brother for[...]
It's a party on this week's "Watch What Crappens." Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined casually by some friends who basically wanted to crash the podcast. That's all good though because it's always a party on the show. This week we take on all the Housewives, Kandi's Wedding, the Ladies of London,[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to talk crap about Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New York, Kandi?s Wedding, and Ladies of London. Come on in, just please don?t show us any panties. Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-cra... On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/w... Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrap... Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube:[...]
So much glorious junk on Bravo this week. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) take on everything: first, it's overspending on "Married to Medicine." Then Mama Joyce goes goes even further off the deep end on "Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kandi's Wedding." On "Real Housewives of Orange County," Tamra bites the cold, condescending hand[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) talk the new Ladies of London. It?s a damn wonderful mess. Also on tap, Kandi?s Wedding, RHOC, RHONY, and Married to Medicine. Come on in! Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-cra... On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/w... Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrap... Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) talk RHOC, RHONY and Married to Medicine. We also make fun of dead people for not being able to rhyme. FUNNESS. Come in! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) tag team the Ramonavention on Real Housewives of New York, Heavenly's gigantic fur that God told her was totally ok to wear on Married to Medicine, and the idiotic, desperate leech husbands of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Spoiler alert: Philosophical is a big word, you guys. Our[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back to talk about fat activism and fake cancer on Married to Medicine, NeNe getting the boot from Real Housewives of Atlanta (spoiler alert: lolbyebitch), Ramona losing her shiz on Real Housewives of New York, and turning against Heather on Real Housewives of Orange County. Come on[...]
Ronnie is off missing again; so Katie Cazorla (twitter.com/thepaintednail) is back to join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) for some serious "tea," as they say. This week the two rag on Nene for being an unrepentant diva on part three of the Atlanta reunion. Then it's off to Orange County where ? surprise ? we love the new girl![...]
Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) is back! Join Ronnie and Ben as they discuss all the craziness that happened on Bravo this week. Starting with Sonja's delusions in NYC, Shannon's bitching in OC, and Nene's attitude in Atlanta. Plus, there's plenty of talk about Momma Joyce's bizarre behavior and at last -- Southern Charm! Lots to talk[...]
There's drama large and small on all the "Real Housewives" this week, and "Watch What Crappens" has it covered. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) is joined by Katie Cazorla (TVGN's "The Nail Files") as they break down Sonja's delusions, Aviva's hypocrisy, and Ramona's utter craziness on RHONYC. Then it's on to Atlanta to talk about the weave-pull[...]
Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) returns to "Watch What Crappens" this week to discuss one of his favorite topics: the Real Housewives of Orange County season premiere. Matt and Ben Mandelker (http://twitter.com/bsideblog) hash out the whole episode before tackling the crazy ladies of New York City. Then it's on to the Atlanta finale and the latest craziness[...]
Ben Mandelker (twitter.com/bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) reunite in a semi-bonkers late-night episode of WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS. The guys take on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of New York City," from crazy Aviva to annoying Amanda and everything in between. Be on the lookout for an extended Ramona-in-Africa fantasy sequence. Then it's on to[...]
It's a very special all Housewives episode to celebrate the return of our old, fabulous, gorgeous co-host Matt Whitfield (YahooTV). He's back to dish with Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) about the end of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the near end of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and the beautiful start of Real Housewives of New York.[...]
This week on WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) delve right back into the ongoing mess that is the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. It's more frustration with the likes of Kim and Brandi and Carlton, and once again, Ben and Ronnie get way too emotionally involved in all of[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are joined by the incomparable Alexandra August (TrashTalkTV) to laugh about the amazing "Bookgate" episode of Real Housewives of New York, plus the first part of a month long reunion fest on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. There are also some marital issues to discuss on Real Housewives[...]
This week on WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined by Katie Cazorla (The Nail Files, TVGN) to discuss an blockbuster week in Bravo. First, the trio vent at length about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale. Spoiler alert: they're all Team Lisa. Then it's on to the[...]
Not much happening on Bravo this week, what with the slow death of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) give it the ole college try! That's your cue to start crying about us moving out of the house. Also, we weigh in on Bravo's new tribute to humanity,[...]
This week on Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) break down the whole Lisa vs. Brandi (vs. Yolanda) fight on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Lines are drawn in the sand, and opinions are passionate. It's definitely worth hearing our colorful thoughts on the matter. After that, the duo take on[...]
It's a big show this week. Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) have almost too much to skewer, what with the second reunion of Vanderpump Rules, the attempted takedown of Lisa V on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Mama Joyce's vicious plan on RHOA, the so Persian finale of Shahs of Sunset, and the[...]
So much happened on Bravo this week that it's a miracle we fit it all in on this week's "Watch What Crappens." We start with the "Vanderpump Rules" finale where seven of our brightest young minds convene to make articulate points about their lives and loves. Just kidding: it was basically just Kristen rolling her[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are back to celebrate a kick ass finale of Vanderpump Rules, followed by talk of ridiculous Carlton's stupid attempt to get attention on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the trip the Shahs turkeys took to Turkey. We even got some Top Chef talk in this week![...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens" we don some protective gear and head straight into the big fist fights that appeared on "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Vanderpump Rules." Ben Mandelker (twitter.com/bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) break everything down ? from the gay sidekicks to the pathological liars. Also joining in the fray is Katie[...]
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) join forces yet again to learn important lessons from Bravo. This week we tackle old lady stripper parties on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, cheating loser men on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the coming up of the intelligent women on Blood, Sweat and Heels, and idiot servers beating[...]
We are back with a brand new episode of Watch What Crappens, and this week Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) dive into the latest fight between Brandi and Joyce on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Who deserves an apology (aside from the viewers)? Then it's on to "Vanderpump Rules" as Stassi's birthday weekend[...]
2014 is upon us, and before we plan on bettering ourselves, it's time to roll in last year's mud! Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV.com) to award the best, brightest, worst, dimmest, most disgusting, most embarrassing, haggiest morons on Bravo! Special deal for Crappens listeners! Get your own site! FREE lifetime domain registration[...]
Who let the dogs out? No, seriously. Brandi Glanville's dog is missing. It's actually kind of sad, and we feel bad for her... but not bad enough that we don't give her a good working over on this week's "Watch What Crappens." Ben Mandelker (twitter.com/bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (http://trashtalktv.com) are joined again by Katie Cazorla[...]
This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are both joined by Lisa Timmons (Banter With Ben and Lisa) and Katie Carzola (The Nail Files) for a super long and fun romp through all of Bravo's trash. Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Shahs of Sunset were all[...]
On this very special episode of "Watch What Crappens," Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined once again by Katie Cazorla, star of TVGN's "The Nail Files." The red wine is flowing, and no one is safe ? especially Kyle Richards, Yolanda Foster, and all the rest of them silly ladies on "Real Housewives[...]
On this week's very special episode of the Watch What Crappens Bravo Podcast, we talk TURKEY! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) join forces to thank Bravo for all it's bestowed on them this year. AW! Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-cra... On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/w... Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrap... Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie[...]
On part 2 of this two-part podcast, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined by Katie Cazorla, star of "The Nail Files" on TVGN. Come join the trio as they unleash their wrath on the idiot servers on "VanderPump Rules." Will Tom ever leave Kristen? Will Stassi take back Jax? And will we[...]
On part 1 of this epic two-part podcast, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined by Katie Cazorla, star of "The Nail Files" on TVGN. Things get down and dirty real quickly as the three discuss Joe and Teresa Giudice's latest fraud indictments. Then it's on to the "Real Housewives of Miami" reunion[...]
On this week's super-sized "Watch What Crappens," Ben Mandelker (http://twitter.com/bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined by LA writer Jessica Ogilvie (twitter.com/jessicapauline) to discuss a blockbuster slate of Bravo shows. First, the gang takes on the loud "Real Housewives of Miami" reunion. Did Joanna take a low blow at Lisa? Does Adriana have any sort[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) join forces to hate watch the premieres of Vanderpump Drools and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And don't let the Real Housewives of Atlanta slip by, cuz those bitches crazy this season. RHOM came to an end, and more old ladies with plastic faces found happiness. Oh yeah,[...]
Lisa Timmons (Banter With Ben and Lisa Podcast) joins Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) again to mock Bravo this week. NeNe finally finished up her fake wedding, a little white boy Vietnam expert got smacked on Top Chef, and the women's movement cried on The New Atlanta. Plus, complaints about Real Housewives of[...]
Lisa Timmons (Banter With Ben and Lisa Podcast) joins Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) to laugh about the ridiculousness on Bravo this week. We discuss Lea Black's trip to Texas on Real Housewives of Miami, hot guys getting eliminated too soon on Top Chef, and the bathroom brawl on The New Atlanta. Plus[...]
Who says hot people have it easy? Not on Top Chef, they don't! Plus, Real Housewives of New Jersey ends and we get to say goodbye to Jaqueline, Kathy and Caroline. We do it with giant shrugs. Real Housewives of Miami had the wedding from hell this week, and it managed to be incredibly painful[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), tackle the ins and outs of flower etiquette on "Real Housewives of Miami." Then it's on to part 1 of the "New Jersey" reunion before discussing the premiere of "Top Chef: New Orleans." Along the way, there's plenty of gossip; plus, we[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) ask important questions such as "What happens when you put a lap band in zero gravity?" and "Where is Tia Carrere these days anyway?" Believe it or not, this all pertains to Bravo and the latest shenanigans on "Real[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) finally reunite after a month of hectic schedules and travel. The three take on the latest episodes of "Real Housewives of Miami" and "New Jersey" before diving into new Bravo fare such as "I Dream of Nene" and "The[...]
With a heavy heart and a tear in our eyes, we bid adieu to the "Big Brother" season the only way we know how: by thrashing the finale to shreds on the latest episode of "The TV Clique: Big Brother." Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) comb over every inch of the 90 minute[...]
Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) Give a super quick rundown of what ever Eat Drink Love episode consists of before moving onto the fake Penny dramz on Real Housewives of New Jersey and poor ignored Kathy's life. Then it's on to the odd kid party on Real Housewives of Miami and meaningful advice about[...]
Mocking the second to last week of our dearly almost departed Big Brother. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Thanks to everyone who joined us on facebook (http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens), youtube (http://www.youtube.com/thetvclique) and twitter (http://www.twitter.com/whatcrappens). We had a great time reading all your snarky ass comments throughout the show! See you next Thursday! 7:30PM Pacific, 10:30 Eastern Time! http://www.youtube.com/thetvclique TheTVClique: Big[...]
This week, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) make fun of Tamra's inability to play nice, Real Housewives of New Jersey's lame attempts to draw out their fambly dramz, and Real Housewives of Miami's need for violence. Chat with us live during the show on our facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens These are live on Tues[...]
We've got a great deal with GoDaddy.com! Get a domain name for just 2 bucks! Use code CRAPPENS at checkout! This week on TheTVClique: Big Brother Podcast, the bully gets her due, and the sweet dumb one goes too. AW! It was an exciting week in the BB house, and there were some amazing fights.[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) break down all the drama and horse therapy on Bravo. First, the guys take on the bickering in Miami. Then it's off to New Jersey for some equine emotions and tribal drumming before we wrap things up with the catty women of[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) break down every moment of the RHOC reunion, from Alexis playing catch to Brooks being one shady bastard. Then it's on to "Miami" for more Lea/Adriana intrigue and finally some fun with "New Jersey," "Eat Drink Love," and even some "Below Deck."[...]
We also do another podcast about Bravo trash called Watch What Crappens. Find us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/WatchWhatCrappens For Big Brother Video Speed Recaps join Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee For hilarious tomato drama, join Ben on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/bsideblog Our social profiles: Matt on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/lifeonthemlist and twitter http://www.twitter.com/lifeonthemlist Ronnie on Instagram: http:www.instagram.com/trashtalktv and twitter:[...]
It was another live TheTVClique: Watch What Crappens. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) talked smack about the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2, Milania's boobs on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Draconian antics on Real Housewives of Miami, and the sadness/neediness abounding on Eat, Drink, Love. Come on[...]
Another exciting (or not so exciting) week has passed in the Big Brother house, and The TV Clique is here to break it all down. Join Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) as they analyze all the fun stuff from the CBS live shows. Along the way, they take viewer questions[...]
It was another live show on our TheTVClique: Watch What Crappens YouTube page. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) got together to talk crap about the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion part 1, the Real Housewives of Miami premiere, and Bravo's new excuse for women to turn on each other,[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) convene once again to hash out the past week of Big Brother. The three take on all the pressing issues: Amanda's racism, the double eviction, and everything in between. Come take a listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy[...]
On this week's Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) are all about video! We did our first live video podcast on our Youtube page (http://www.youtube.com/thetvclique) and had a great time. We actually started with an entire hour of RHOC joint slamming with the gang over at YourRealityRecap, which[...]
On this very special crossover episode, the Watch What Crappens crew (Matt Whitfield, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam) join the gang from YourTVRecaps for a loud, laugh filled rundown of the Real Housewives of Orange County season finale. Jon Richardson, Michelle Nieves, and Eric Curto are some really funny people and great new friends. Thanks[...]
Watch What Crappens and TheTVClique podcasts have consolidated! You can now join us for all things Bravo and...other stuff. This summer that other stuff is Big Brother 15. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) joined up live to talk crap about week 6 of BB. It was a fluid, penis, and racism filled hour.[...]
On this week's Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) meet up in a mall for a noisy podcast all about the Giudice indictment, the winter wonderland fighting on RHOC, and the already infamous "Mom?? Help ME" call on Princesses Long Island. As a bonus, we've included a fashion[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (trashtalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) of Watch What Crappens branch out to talk poo about Big Brother 15. Live on our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens every Thursday night at 10:30 PM Pacific time! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (trashtalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) of Watch What Crappens branch out to talk poo about Big Brother 15. Live on our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens every Thursday night at 10:30 PM Pacific time! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (trashtalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) of Watch What Crappens branch out to talk poo about Big Brother 15. Live on our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens every Thursday night at 10:30 PM Pacific time! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (trashtalkTV) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) of Watch What Crappens branch out to talk poo about Big Brother 15. Live on our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens every Thursday night at 10:30 PM Pacific time! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) tackle everything on Bravo: Vicki and Brooks' relationship, Bloody Piggies, Gretchen's singing, Alexis's acting, Joe Gorga's spray hair, Dr. V's crossover appearance, and Chanel's old maid life. Plus, crazy gossip about Princess's Ashlee as well as updates about Bethenny[...]
You're a Piece a Trash! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are joined by the incomparable Lisa Timmons (Banter With Ben and Lisa Podcast) to mock all things Bravo. We begin with the poo stirring Lauri on Real Housewives of Orange County before moving on to the violent family love of Real Housewives[...]
On this week's mega-sized "Watch What Crappens," Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker get down and dirty with the "Princesses: Long Island" as several Jewesses look for love in strip malls, Connecticut bars, and North Shore clubs. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of New Jersey" to talk restaurants and gyms, and[...]
This week on Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) talk about how much game the girls on Princesses: Long Island don't have, the gym drama on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and the sad gay marrying happening on Real Housewives of Orange County. Come on in! See acast.com/privacy[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Lisa Timmons (socialitelife.com) steps in for Ronnie Karam and gets in the trenches with Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) as they dissect all the Puerto Vallarta madness on "Real Housewives of Orange County." Then it's off to "Real Housewives of New Jersey" to talk about crumbling bathroom[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) welcome back "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" by trashing their very existences. That's only the warm up for "Princesses: Long Island" where the guys welcome the new girls to the Bravo fold by thrashing them all to pieces.[...]
On this week's Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about The Real Housewives of Orange County sending Tamra on a mission to empower idiots. Then we move on to the language challenged ladies of Married to Medicine and the sad, dysfunctional marriages on Newlyweds. Come on[...]
This week on "Watch What Crappens," Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) talk about Heather DuBrow's return to acting on "Hot In Cleveland." But Heather's not the only actress on "Real Housewives of Orange County." Enter future thespian Alexis Bellino and her brilliant future in the theatre. The guys talk about[...]
On this week's Watch What Crappens, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about The Real Housewives of Orange County's Tamra's newly discovered bitch disease, Married to Medicine's drunken trip to Little Caesar's, and Million Dollar Listing New York's obsession with bad acting and showing us butts that no one needs to see.[...]
On this week's Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about the Real Housewives of Orange County's Heather going to dark side and the new wacky grandma on the scene. Then it's off to Married to Medicine to try and figure out how you're supposed to solve[...]
This week on a spirited episode of Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitefield (Yahoo!) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) tackle an important issue for this country: bullying. Or as Alexis Bellino calls it, BOOLYING. The guys fiercely debate whether or not Alexis was in fact bullied by the other women on The Real Housewives[...]
On this bonus episode of Watch What Crappens, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) share their bleary-eyed, drunken thoughts on the third installment of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion. Then the three tackle "Married To Medicine" before finally losing all sense of sanity, resulting in a lengthy discussion of "The[...]
On this week's Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about Don't Be Tardy, Kandi Factory, and some good ole fashioned gossip before moving into the insanity that is Real Housewives of Orange County. This is part one of a two parter. The drinking began early, so[...]
C'mon Wig! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Special Celebrity Guest Extravaganza! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this episode of Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) go through a rundown of all the new shows Bravo just announced, followed by chat about the Real Housewives of Atlanta Season Finale and the Real Housewives of Orange County premiere. What the hell happened to Vicki's face?[...]
Rehab, Medicine, and Anna David! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Kim Richards is Married to Medicine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Faye Resnick, Officially Involved with Everything See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Better Than A Bottle of Vodka See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, Reunions, Awful People, and the Worst Episode in the History of Top Chef See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Horse Tragedies, Wagon Jumping, and Vanderpumping See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, Olive Makeovers On Shahs and More Evil Stassi See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Tea Parties, Sur Idiots, and Persian-Palooza! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Next Week On: 3.12 Lisa Wants Apology, Kyle Wants Commission See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
What Crappens in Vegas See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Stallion Booty, Kim the Ghostbuster, and Diamond Chakra Poison See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
To Sur Without Love See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Homewreckers, Homeless Punching Bags, and Lindsay Hohan See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1st Annual Crappy Awards! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bye-ami and Twinkie Arm Pits See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Morally Corrupt Heffers of Sunset See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Pooty Wooty Booty Tooty Booby Tooby See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We're GOLDEN! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
That's So Persian! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also Nadine Rajabi of Start Ups: Silicon Valley See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Drag Wars, Musical Battles, and a Crane See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Top Chef Is Back, and The Housewives Are Wack See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Forced Poetry, Poop Trees, and Boots in Ears See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Blowin' (Joe Francis) Like a Hurricane See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Lea Black Interview! How Fun Is Thaaaaat?!?See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...but Tweet Beating Still Isn't See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Crashing Into Shut Up Mountain See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, Posche Fashion Show, and More Miami VoicesSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Whole Gang is Back Pt. 2See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Whole Gang is Back Pt. 1See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
You'll See Your Ass Where It Ends UpSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Slutty Island Is More Slutty Than NuttySee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, Jersey Bickering and 'Gallery Girls' ManiaSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, The Juicy Joe Phone Call, and Gallery Girls!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, an Earthquake Mid-PodcastSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Plus, Introducing the Gallery GirlsSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Maloof Divorce, Horny Dads, and Jersey RV TripSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, Kathy's Cookies, and Madison's Voice See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...and More Melissa Gorga! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jill Zarin talks to us about RHONY, reality stardom, and much more... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, Jersey welcomes... CAFFACE! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, Kathy a Homophobe?See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
OC Finale, Drunk Ramona, and Jersey FeudsSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Oh Bow She Didn't! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Caroline vs. Teresa, Vicky vs. Mortality See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Return to New York!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Having a Field Day in New JerseySee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, RHOC and 'Around the World in 80 Plates.' See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Epic Fight in New Jersey!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Live from Hollywood!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Atlanta Says Goodbye and Kathy Premieres See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Atlanta reunion!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, Housewives and ShahsSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, New Bravo Shows, Shahs, and HousewivesSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Talking Camille Grammer, Atlanta, OC, and ShahsSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bunco will never be the sameSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Shahs of Sunset, Anniversaries on Atlanta, and Top Chef ReunionSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
'80s Bunco, Black Babies and the Top Chef WinnerSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Slade's Standup, Top Chef Finale and Kim Z's ShowSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, Bethenny Returns and Top Chef Nears the EndSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Fighting, Rehab and Africa on the Real HousewivesSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Also, More Cattiness on The Beverly Hills ReunionSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Beverly Hills ReunitesSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 26, 2012 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A daily podcast that revels in all things Bravo (and beyond!). Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Below Deck, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, video recaps, and exclusive access to our Discord server.
Podcast Home
All podcast content including episodes, graphics, and podcast descriptions are directy attributed to benron, Ben Mandelker, and Ronnie Karam | Wondery or their podcast platform partner. If you believe your copyrighted work is in use without your permission, you can follow our process outlined here. See terms of use.
All podcast content including episodes, graphics, and podcast descriptions are directy attributed to benron, Ben Mandelker, and Ronnie Karam | Wondery or their podcast platform partner. If you believe your copyrighted work is in use without your permission, you can follow our process outlined here. See terms of use.
