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Nikki returns with her friend, comedian Nour Hadidi, to continue the enticing talks of Taylor Swift's "The Tortured Poets Department" album. What do these songs mean? Which ex is she talking about? What tracks are a bop and what ones take to ruminate? You will not want to miss out on this chat, Swiftie Besties! See[...]

Nikki and Brian tune in remotely from Los Angeles in their respective abodes. They both discuss Nikki's autographs and search how much they cost to buy on eBay. The hot trend of Get Ready With Me (GRWM) videos and how "Girls Chat" wish they could be a part of that TikTok world. They get into[...]

Nikki and Brian are back in the LA studio with friend of the pod, Carlisle Forrester. Brian shares his weekend story and the newest hit single "Baby Shoe". He shares his food poisoning on the road and Carlisle shares her horror story of Coachella. Nikki has fallen head over heels for Taylor Swift's new album[...]

Nikki invites her friend, comedian Nour Hadidi, to join her in reviewing the first part of Taylor Swift's "The Tortured Poets Department" album and discussing what it was like hearing it for the first time. Yes, this is a deep dive!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The first episode of CW's Lover's and Liars has dropped. What better time to have Benedict Polizzi on for a mini reunion? Nikki, Brian, and Benedict chat about past seasons, what it's like to get rejected on TV, how to handle a first kiss when everyone is watching, and how to appeal to a narcissist.[...]

Nikki is positive that Brian cannot guess the price of a bikini. Wearing brands is mostly co'uhl. Nikki is fascinated with the new documentary "Brandy Hellville & the Cult of Fast Fashion" on Netflix. The best thirst trap is one that doesn't show anything. Brian thinks that pay pigs would love Nikki; unbeknownst to him,[...]

Nikki is now in LA and closer to a very busy week. Her afternoon started with a fundraiser where she got to spend some quality time with Tiffany Haddish. If you had bad breath, would you bring it up to the person you're talking to, or pretend like it's not there? Is it classier to[...]

Are only children messed up, or do they have an advantage? After spending time with family, Nikki plays house only if Taylor Swift is involved. After wishing for a plane crash, Nikki got a good scare from her 2-year-old nephew, who sees ghosts. Before a crazy week of TV taping, Nikki is about to leave[...]

Nikki and Brian discuss the new series "3 Body Problem." Nikki has been engrossed in the documentary "Tom vs Time" and has become an expert on Tom Brady. The Fboy spinoff "Lovers & Liars" is now available on the CW App. Nikki and Brian share stories from the set and about the contestants. Nikki mentions[...]

Nikki's dad, EJ, is in the studio. Nikki is not a fan of April Fool's pranks, although her Girl's chat did have a good one. Recently, Nikki lent her expertise to help Anya promote her music, yet she finds herself stumped when it comes to brainstorming marketing ideas for her own endeavors. They take a[...]

Nikki had a loaded day of therapy that ended in a bawling session. The last time Brian cried was when he watched America's Got Talent. Nikki surprises everyone by unveiling a unique talent that ties her closely to airplanes. Do you have "Lovers and Liars" on CW marked on your calendar for April 11th? Nikki[...]

It's a little bit surprising that Brian has custom hello tones for different people. Nikki has her version of goodbyes called the Glaser Exit. It's perfect for people who want to dodge an emotional interaction. The latest Max series, "Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV," has Nikki's blood boiling. Over the weekend,[...]

Nikki doesn't have to wait for a balcony accident to shed tears to her own tunes.  She felt consoled by advice Jeff Tweedy shares in his book. Brian and Nikki answer what's ironic and when they love riffing on stage. Brian shares his theory on "grey aliens" and abductions. Nikki is fascinated by communities around[...]

Nikki ropes Julie into the show for good reason. Imagine if podcasts didn't exist? What would comedians do? Noa and Brian try to explain the new bill that would ban TikTok. Julie thought she was an Enneagram 3 all week when she is really a 1. Nikki tells an anecdote about her dad not finding[...]

No, Nikki did not bring a pet brush for show and tell; it's a new one she found that is gentle on her hair. A reminder that there are two things most people find gross that Nikki loves: warts and plaque scraping. Nikki almost lied and said she felt achy for her age, but she[...]

Julie is back, twinning with Nikki in matching sweaters. It was hard not to love Ryan Gosling's Oscar rendition of "I'm Just Ken". Nikki took Brian on the road this weekend as her opener. He got a front-row seat for an exchange she had with a doppelganger. Backstage, they delved into Enneagram numbers and shared[...]

Nikki and Brian went to see U2 at The Sphere and they have a whole lot to say about it.  Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on[...]

The Nikki Glaser Podcast proudly joins iHeart's International Women's Day festivities and their Women Take The Mic series. Nikki and Brian give a warm welcome to everyone's little sister, Esther Povitsky of Drugstore June & Trash Tuesday podcast. It's no secret that Nikki's material has been reflections on not wanting kids and the joys of[...]

Everyone's getting ready to kick back and enjoy some downtime! Nikki's adventuring down under in Australia, while Noa's tying the knot. Amidst all the excitement, Nikki delves into the chilling last words of Sam Kinison. Meanwhile, she's also intrigued by DMT, but Brian's not vibing with the idea of being too disconnected from reality. And[...]

Is football rigged? Is Travis Kelce on another level? And what's the deal with people hanging out in parking lots in Fort Pierce? Nikki and Brian are diving into these burning questions, armed only with speculation. Nikki's craving more sunlight, can her upcoming Australian vacation serve her some rays? Brian's got a cautionary tale about[...]

It's part two of our pre-Super Bowl podcasts from the iHeart and NFL stage. Things take a turn as both Nikki and Brian are recognized by their guests. Brian's shirt brings about a 'Jerry Maguire' moment with Rodney Thomas' agent, and Chris Long learns that the new sports broadcaster he thought looked like Nikki Glaser[...]

By stroke of luck, this year the Swifties world and NFL merged. Is it not the best time for iHeart to invite The Nikki Glaser Podcast to Media Row for this year's Super Bowl? Yep, that's exactly what happened! Nikki and Brian connect with sports figures and players in attendance. Nikki catches up with sportscaster[...]

Nikki found herself in an embarrassing spotlight over the weekend, on stage at an auction for Janie's Fund during Steven Tyler's Grammy party. Noa, in return, tells her own cringe-worthy moment in a Victoria's Secret fitting room. Meanwhile, Brian emerges unscathed. Nikki dishes out more tales from the party, including her newfound friendships. In her[...]

When the opportunity arises to catch up with a friend, you've gotta take it! Nikki & Brian are joined by comedian Kelsey Cook while on the road for her Mark Your Territory Tour. The trio discusses what it takes to record a comedy special, how Kelsey got together with Chad Daniels, meeting step kids for[...]

According to Nikki, the best flight will have you horizontal. Brian claims to have looted in his life. Taylor can, of course, top his crime story. Nikki and Taylor are loving "American Nightmare" on Netflix. Nikki finished season 2 of "Love on The Spectrum" and gives her take on it, including the infamous cupcake scene.[...]

Isn't it sweet that Julie asked if she could join Nikki on the road? It's a much nicer thought than all the food waste and garbage piling up around the world. Nikki and Julie had the worst time getting out of Atlanta Airport. Nikki was considering going against an alarming airport announcement when a fan[...]

Nikki is so inspired by Brian's experience in a writing group that she wants to challenge her friends to join one with her. Brian vividly recalls Nikki's froyo obsession, a spectacle witnessed firsthand in the Not Safe office. During her voice lesson, Nikki found a way to get more in her groove. She's happily finished[...]

Unfortunately, the wide-leg jean and oversized clothes trend is not resonating with Nikki's boyfriend. Nikki and Brian observed something noteworthy about the CLT airport during their weekend travels. Despite feeling depressed, Nikki manifested something positive for Taylor Swift. Brian provides an update on the NFL and speculates on potential Super Bowl contenders. Nikki draws parallels[...]

Nikki and the crew are discussing their latest life plans—some include weddings, some a trip to Australia, and some involve "Dazzle Dry." Nikki, who typically dislikes talking on planes, recently had a change of heart. Taylor thinks that Nikki hasn't changed since high school. They delve into men's habits, the debate of moving fast versus[...]

After a fun night out, Nikki is joined in the studio by her longtime BFF, Taylor, for a recap. They discuss two of the best moments on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," one with Jennifer Garner and the other with the late, great Norm Macdonald. Taylor joined Nikki and her family in seeing Tyler Henry[...]

Julie is back on the pod and no she is not having a stroke. Nikki asks Noa to share more about her announcement. While Brian thinks that no women's facial creams work, Nikki loves taking the next step and can't wait for her Botox to settle. They all discuss why people choose to commit to[...]

Julie, Nikki's mom, stops by for a hang. Brian will be opening for Nikki in Ft. Pierce, Florida, on 1/19, and he's bringing his mom and all of her friends to the show. When Nikki's phone died, she binged on food to calm her nervous system. While getting ready to present at the 2024 Creative[...]

Julie joins Nikki in the studio, and guess what? Brian made it out of Death Valley alive but barely. Nikki wants her pain to be physical. After eating it while skiing, she can't even get a proper bruise. Brian realizes that Nikki never exaggerates. Nikki's new take on adoption leads to a conversation about nature[...]

Resolutions are annoying when your best day is one you spend in bed! Nikki is joined by Taylor & Noa as she tries to reflect on some highlights, all while Brian is out somewhere in Death Valley. One highlight was meeting Rob Thomas. Although, it would be a dream come true, Nikki explains why she[...]

If you go with Julie to a holiday party, you will quickly learn why Nikki dubs her a "party animal" in this episode. Brian approves of the big clothes look that girls are rocking. They talk about their favorite Beatles songs and then play the 'Predictive Text Game," which reveals a lot about their personalities.[...]

Sometimes, you gotta hit the snooze button—until it's time for podcasting, of course. Although Nikki is loving pilates, she had to take the morning off. The quest for the perfect name for her special and tour continues. Can Reductress headlines provide the spark of inspiration?  Brian shares his insight on the Magnet Theater in NYC.[...]

Nikki is joined by her mom, Julie, who just got done getting off a paint ladder. Nikki is going totally 'off the rails' as they all dissect her dad's compliments about food, decide what's derogatory, and whether a coincidence makes anyone special. Brian and Nikki recall more experiences with Besties in Seattle. Julie has to[...]

Nikki and Brian are back from the big special taping in Seattle with lots of fun behind-the-scenes details to recap. They share who came down to Nikki's shows in California last week to support her, the paint incident and who saved the day, all the Besties that came through, and some life-changing conversations with friends.[...]

It's a wet hair podcast day! Brian can't tell if he is upset or not when his personality was compared to a shoe or an oatmeal cookie that's been sitting in a car. Is it better to show up early or late? Nikki can't imagine how Brian has to 'writhe' in pain all day. She[...]

Nikki has her longtime friend Carmen Lynch joining from Astoria, NY, Nikki's old stomping ground. Carmen has two specials coming out, one in English on Mark Normand's YouTube Channel (12/12) and the other in Spanish on Filmin (12/15). Together, they dive into the nitty-gritty of navigating through a comedy special, sharing insights into their 'grab[...]

Nikki is two weeks shy of recording her newest special in Seattle, WA at the Moore Theater and she's got feelings about it! She tells Brian and Noa why a "slow hammer" from a scene in Fargo always scares her. Nikki's Spotify Wrapped will not be a surprise to Besties, but there sure is a[...]

Nikki is reading a third of a new book called "Letting Go." She may need to use the techniques to calm her disdain for the cult leader on 'Escaping Twin Flames.' Taylor is nervous about getting sucked too hard at the dentist, and Noa has a weird new phobia. Brian tries to give Nikki a[...]

It's never too late to enlighten your mom about the cryptic language of high school, like 'getting on each other' meant. Nikki does exactly that and tells Julie and Brian how she recently got lucky. Julie helps Nikki manifest good things. They dive into a recap of their conversation with the one and only Kathy[...]

It feels great to welcome Kathy Griffin back to the stage after a 6-year hiatus. Nikki brings her mom, Julie, along for the celebration. Kathy gets vulnerable about touring after the 'photo' and surviving cancer. Nikki and Kathy have a lot in common; they don't enjoy crowd work, share a similar writing process, and love[...]

It's a full house as Nikki is fresh-faced after her Morpheus 8 treatment. Anya is back on the pod to help guide Nikki through her new burn. Brian had a laser hair removal experience that may have been less painful than being forced to sit at a one-man show. If you see a blonde woman[...]

Nikki spills the tea about 'what happened to Anya?' Don't worry; she will be back to say hi tomorrow. Taylor is in the studio for the hang, while Nikki recounts her time at the Bob Saget Scleroderma Fundraiser. She talks about the comedians she caught up with and the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity she had to introduce[...]

Nikki is knee-deep in preparing for her upcoming special, and having to scrutinize herself is painful! She and Brian share similar feelings about seeing themselves on camera, but only one of them has 'civil war face'. Brian provides a spoiler-free review of "Killers of The Flower Moon." While Nikki excels at understanding other people's experiences,[...]

Nikki is joined by her boyfriend, Chris, after a long weekend of East Coast shows. Together, they peruse the kind notes received from Besties in Boston and Baltimore. Nikki recaps the experience of renting a movie theater and inviting Besties and fans to watch Taylor Swift's "ERAS." Chris and Nikki have been keeping up with[...]

Nikki is thrilled that butterfly clips are back in style! She also appreciates when people hold themselves accountable for their blunders. Nikki shares with Brian and Taylor how couples therapy has helped her this week. They cover their favorite Halloween candies, discuss how they developed their signatures, and reflect on what Nikki learned from spending[...]

After stopping in Kansas over the weekend, Nikki had a great Pilates class instructed by her best friend, Kerstin. Nikki is getting used to not being good at the torturous exercise created by 'Joe Pilates'. Brian is out for this one, so Nikki, Taylor, and Noa try to find an understandable explanation for the learning[...]

Nikki loves looking 'snatched,' and she couldn't help but get a little snappy at her pilates class or go 'buck wild' at her therapist's office. She shares a story told to her by a Bestie when life imitated the podcast. Nikki is an experienced traveler when it comes to transporting her guitar, but that doesn't[...]

Nikki is back home in STL, and her friend Taylor joins her in the studio. The consensus is that a lot of people need naps. Nikki and Taylor reminisce about the social order of their high school, which naturally leads to some discourse about Columbine. Brian is greatly perturbed by dueling commercials. Nikki talks about[...]

Nikki and Brian are together in LA, joined by their bestie and comedian, Carlisle Forrester. Carlisle has coined a new term for aging that absolutely needs to be adopted universally. Brian is dealing with a radio frequency issue. Nikki is a new believer in grounding. While she's in LA doing press, she's also meeting a[...]

Everyone made the effort to put their shades on and let their guard down. Nikki's getting set to do a bunch of press hits for the premiere of FBoy Island (10/16). Brian searches Brainy Quotes to find what Nikki has said in her career as a public person. Anya's been saving some quotes that sound[...]

Nikki has a surprise in studio! His name is Brian Frange! While staying in St. Louis Brian gets a first hand account of how Chris Convy goes the extra mile. The cast of the show get a little closer as they all guess each other's heights, and learn about their pee. Nikki was entertained by[...]

Nikki's dad, EJ, stops by the pod, and Nikki has to explain why she rarely calls him. Nikki watched "The Golden Bachelor" with her parents. She shares a new joke premise she's working on that involves older people criticizing younger people. Anya is not up to date on cultural references, while Brian shares interesting facts[...]

Nikki loved the response she got from Chris when she sent him an indecent photo over the weekend. Nikki has been taking a secret class, and she can already hear her best friend Kerstin's giggling reaction to the news. They bring back the news to cover a bear attack, a running joke Nikki has with[...]

Nikki is in the studio with Chris in their home! Anya and Matt have been asking each other head-scratching questions. Chris and Brian relate when it comes to a two-week-old haircut. They are all astounded by how crazy The Morning Show has become, but don't worry, there's nothing to be spoiled. While preparing for her[...]

Nikki is a little less gross thanks to her new living situation. She recaps her hang with Lizzy Cooperman over the weekend working at a country club. In anticipation of Fboy Island Season 3 (10/16 on the CW), Anya asks if the contestants really fall in love. Nikki gives her insight and why she would[...]

Nikki's got her BFF Taylor McGraw over. Anya is still adjusting to the term "husband". Nikki recaps highlights from her Chicago & Peoria tour dates. She also recalls getting a compliment from teenagers while she was on the set of FBoy Island along with the teachable moment that ensued. Brian and Taylor bond over their[...]

When Eric André crashes your podcast, you know you're in for a wild ride! Nikki catches up with her bud and host of Bombing with Eric André. They cover all sorts of topics, can Nikki ever take a vacation? Can Eric be on the new season of FBoy Island? The annual text Nikki gets from[...]

Nikki's BFF Taylor McGraw stops by the pod in her full "cashew" form. Nikki had a devastating experience in a Beverly Hills dressing room and makes sense of it with the support of her friends. Brian shares how he copes with self hate. After watching Monday Night Football with Chris, Nikki seems well on her[...]

Nikki is intrigued by Anya's tea date with a new friend. Why can Nikki bare her soul on stage but feels so uneasy at the thought of being on a date? Chris' big birthday surprise is revealed and it ends with Nikki eating salad out of a bag. Brian is perplexed with his wife's obsession[...]

On this rare occasion it was worth it for Brian to stay up late and work on his Burning Man cartoon because it helped Anya understand what was off about it. Nikki explains how "flailing" people look for meaning. Nikki, Chris and Brian recap celebrating Chris' birthday at Raos in Los Angeles. Nikki revisits a[...]

In her hotel room, Nikki is joined by her lover Chris Convy and it happens to be his birthday! He explains his unique birthday policy. Nikki brings up the trauma she experienced around Santa Claus as kid. They talk about Nikki's infamous speech at her sister's wedding that disappointed a large portion of the crowd.[...]

Nikki is redefining the expression "cool as a cucumber". She and Brian agree on the trait that takes a comedian to the next level. Prepare to chuckle at the drive-by encouragements that Nikki's best friend Kerstin shouted at college kids over the weekend. Nikki is tired of comedy bits about older people which leads to[...]

Nikki wants to know what it means to mix a song, and fortunately, Anya is currently navigating that process with her new version of Satellite Heart. Brian spent his weekend studying why people are not into Rachel Zegler and found himself agreeing with an anchor on Fox. They dissect the controversy behind the Snow White[...]

While Nikki feels like she needs new clothes Anya feels like she needs a new set of teeth. How much is too much body alteration and cosmetic surgery? Could we all age like Charlize Theron? Nikki contemplates an eyebrow lift that will perfect her  "tired of life face". Brian jumps in, diagnosing society with being[...]

Nikki shares some highlights from the baby book she's reading that's triggering everyone in her BFF group chat. Brian has a positive mattress update that may finally get him a good night's rest. The truth comes out as Nikki confesses to a faux fight at Brian's wedding sparking a convo about humor that falls flat.[...]

The show kicks off with Brian sharing jaw dropping stories about plagiarism in the entertainment business. Nikki believes it's another case of parallel thought. Anya shares how her homecoming turned into a skunky mess. Nikki is perplexed when women moan a sigh of relief when taking off their bra. After Brian and Anya get go[...]

The ever-charming Chris Convy is visiting Nikki in Los Angeles. They revisit their recent double date with Brian and Ali to the Auschwitz Musem. Chris and Nikki share what they took away from the exhibit. Brian points out ironic flaws of the museum that turn out to be comedic. Nikki sped through the museum and[...]

Don't save money, hire movers is the wisdom dropped at the top of the show. Nikki shares a beloved Helen Keller meme that baffles Anya. Lucky for her, explaining memes is one of Nikki's favorite pastimes. Nikki and Brian share fun stories from Tim Dillon's pool party, including who they caught up with and the[...]

According to Nikki, if someone dares to dial you up on FaceTime, they might as well be waving a big red flag that screams, "Psychiatric ward, here I come!" Anya saw Barbie and Nikki is glad to finally have someone to talk about the movie with. She's firing shots at the marketing for the movie[...]

Nikki embraces her mom's unintentional humor, Anya is gushing endless blood, Noa knows all too well what it's like to be around when your hot friend gets hit on and Brian is helping Nikki with an assessment of her fan demographics. Nikki really dug in when she had the chance to candidly chat with a[...]

It's hard to forget catchy commercial jingles from childhood like the one from Cellino & Barnes. Barnes' untimely death could have been another post on Nikki's saved Reddit/r/lastimages. Nikki went to see the Barbie movie (EXTREME SPOILERS) but would have rather watched something about "complete destruction". Brian is still agonizing over his mattress, revealing more[...]

The good part about having dreams is that you're sleeping, the bad part is that no one wants to hear them. Brian broke his own vow and feels like he is in a pickle over his mattress. Nikki shares her tips for a better spray tan experience when Anya isn't sure about getting another one. [...]

Nikki wonders what people find compelling about Jazz. They find the best explanation in a Kyle Dunnigan joke. Brian wants to play piano in front of people and not be annoying before he turns 40. Anya has more insight into her creepy ice skating performance as a child. Brian might never get rid of his[...]

Your loved ones getting mad because you're MIA when you're actually dead is a thought on top of Nikki's mind. Brian's idea of bad audio is Cisco's The Thong Song, which triggers a traumatic memory for Nikki when a boy told her she had "thighs like what". Brian shares an embarrassing white trash story. Nikki[...]

Nikki notices Brian's "buff"...it doesn't have anything to do with his body. Nikki finds that women preen when they like a guy. She shares a new hack for "gooning" longer while masturbating. Brian shares funny facts about the Gilgo Beach murderer. This leads Nikki into getting into the concept of no free will and why[...]

Even though Nikki is trying to cool it with the Taylor Swift talk, it just happens to find her! Have you ever cooked a meal for your partner and they politely hated it? It happened to Anya. Brian connects the resulting feelings to performing comedy. They all have no business discussing the Jonah Hill leaked[...]

Nikki and Brian are sitting next to each other in a sad airBNB. Nikki wonders what is the appeal of the Calabasas area. She anticipates dying on stage as they both embark on a new showbiz journey. This brings them to the love of the word "languishing". The girls are back after seeing each other[...]

Anya is heading into her wedding weekend and the stress is on. Nikki will have to find a way around that for her future wedding. She has a strong opinion on sleep masks as Brian is desperately tired. They answer what two things they would sneak into jail. Julie loves a "coup" but uses the[...]

Nikki is going barefoot to get clicks. Julie Glaser joins the show and gets tested on Gen Z terms. Nikki shares how her mom and dad used to "get off" when they were younger. Anya shares how her mom's mind blew when she learned where to get podcasts. Brian's been enjoying old comedy shows on[...]

Nikki's stand up act shows that people can't help their thoughts. She has a few more notes on Brian's wedding which includes falling rocks and stolen fudge. A food Anya knows everyone likes but she can live without. Nikki has a rant about Taylor Swift and the song Dear John. Brian explains how a "round"[...]

Brian is back from his wedding and Chris joins Nikki in studio to help recap moments from Colorado. Anya shares that her parents almost killed her fiancé Matt with a cherry.  Brian recalls highlights from his weddings and all of his feelings that day. Anya shares how Nikki's text "babe no one cares" helped soothe[...]

Taylor, Nikki and Julie all went to see Matchbox 20 and they are in studio to recap. There is heart blood everywhere! Is a Columbine rant on your Nikkipodmemes bingo card? because this tangent happened. Taylor shares something inappropriate that was said to her at the nail salon. Nikki and Taylor got back stage to[...]

Taylor McGraw is back by popular demand and she has more than crime under her belt. Nikki hits the pod bingo card and goes off about Taylor Swift's new song and something they have in common. They talk about the cast of The Ultimatum: Queer Love and lesbian sex habits. Nikki gives a little recap[...]

The gals are imagining what it could be like for Brian as he drives to his wedding destination. Anya wants to know why people like getting choked during sex. Nikki is putting her foot down on celebrity and self help guru worship. She is also going to purposefully and subtly brag more. Nikki shares an[...]

The gals are joined by Chris Convy of The Courtney Show also known as Nikki's lover. Brian is out this week as he starts his road trip to getting hitched. Anya was able to navigate bureaucratic hell as she prepares for her wedding. Somehow but not surprisingly they get into a conversation about dying at[...]

Nikki just literally got off a flight with a crew member named Franchie. Brian thinks his last name was due to a mix up at Ellis Island. While NYC was smoked out by a disappearing Canada, Nikki her BFFs and Mom went to see Dave Matthews in an intimate concert. Nikki realizes she is not[...]

Nikki had no time to put make-up on so she has Besties "get ready" with her for a few minutes. She recaps stories from the weekend at Taylor Swift's Eras Tour in Chicago. From secretly calling security, Chris' continuous birthday gift, a cauliflower that didn't make the cut and dancing on the windows of a[...]

Nikki wants to know why Brian will have his wedding in a national park. She also wants him to know about some love he got in her "girl's chat". That raises his spirits after feeling his signs for the WGA protest weren't really hitting. While talking about Ai and Deepfakes taking over, Nikki doesn't mind[...]

Nikki and Anya are recovering from their trip to Europe. On their last tour date in Israel, Nikki got a dose of culture shock in Jerusalem and Anya got a salt water douche in the Dead Sea... but at least the humus was delicious. Brian plays armchair therapist and gives two reasons why Nikki is[...]

Nikki, Anya and Chris are having a great time in London. Nikki thought her hope for the future was a woman playing guitar at a bar. She gives her hot take on Martha Stewart embracing the cover of Sports Illustrated. Brian shares his 40 things to accomplish before the age of 40 list. Nikki has[...]

Nikki is in Vienna, her first stop in Europe with her bestie Anya Marina, her boyfriend Chris Convy while Brian is allegedly in Tikrit. Brian once spent New Year's Eve on a plane and was annoyed that there was no celebration. Sharing adventures from Europe, Nikki fessed to crying in front of German men before[...]

Nikki uses her "nananana" technique so that she never sees her own performances. Anya does too sometimes. Brian finds it to be pleasant. A newly discovered hack about face washing sparks a conversation about how the ladies wash their private parts. Nikki shares her anxieties about touring abroad. They play Top1 Bottom1 and discuss features[...]

Anya rings the alarm on stuff people don't think about before marriage that she learned from a divorce lawyer. Nikki and Brian have their own takes on lasting marriages. Nikki changed Brian's life when she told him to stop using Google for his searches and instead look on Reddit. After a hang with her mom,[...]

The Nikki Glaser Podcast is adding a new stage to grief. Nikki is kind of an open book. She keeps some things secret but never be what she is talented at. Brian explains how a dance teacher changed his life. Anya has another veneer update that leads to a conversation about never asking your partner[...]

Nikki's mom Julie is back to help recap their weekend in Nashville. Brian got some good news before the pod. While Nikki filmed Barmageddon, Julie hung out in the green room with Blake Shelton ...and he was as sweet as a donut. Nikki is tired of playing it safe with comedy and wants to lead[...]

Nikki's depression has been creeping in this week but thankfully she is learning a lot from therapy and from her vocal coach about finding happiness. To prevent spoilers from now on, Anya will warn everyone by honking her internal horn. They talk about stress manifesting in the body, what Nikki says to her cold soars,[...]

It would have made perfect sense for Nikki to be a hypochondriac except for one thing. Much like Anya, she doesn't want pity. After doing an interview over the weekend about Joan Rivers, aging in show biz it on top of mind. Brian has a suggestion for a quick facelift. Nikki implores women to stop[...]

Nikki has a photoshoot coming that where she will be under “duress”. Brian and Anya had a similar moment with a busker in Penn Station. Nikki got a gift bag full of Snoop Dogg swag from the set of a game show. Brian recalls the first time he got high and Nikki explains when she[...]

If the opportunity presented itself, Nikki would design the perfect dressing room. Julie, Nikki's mom, is back on the pod. Everyone is surprised to learn the stories of her multiple concussions. We learn the Glaser family motto: "who's to blame?" as Julie talks about the nightmare travel she endured on the way to Family Feud.[...]

Chris is not only Nikki's lover, we discover that he learned Lover on piano to swoon her. Anya points out that Chris loves a good prank and he admits she is not wrong. He tells a story about a prank that made Nikki's skin crawl from their TV show Not Safe w/ Nikki Glaser. Brian[...]

After a weekend on tour together, Anya tells Nikki that she is finally not crying. Anya's anxiety list sparks a conversation about self-help stuff that doesn't really help. Nikki will sometimes talk extra loud to give people a story. Brian talks about a text he got from Nikki in the early days of their friendship[...]

Nikki is joined by her longtime friend comedian Greg Warren in studio as he is about to release his new comedy special The Salesman (Directed by Nate Bargatze, out 4/21). They talk a lot of standup, getting haunted by regret and getting "dry" after a special. Nikki reminds Greg of some jokes he hasn't done[...]

It's a big announcement day for the show! Nikki asks some burning questions for Besties to learn about Brian Frange. They discuss the pinnacle and lowest moments of the latest season of Love Is Blind so far. Brian tells a story of unrequited love at a Creed concert. Nikki and Anya share an important PSA[...]

Nikki had to switch hotels and does not appreciate a sneaky check in time or the co'uhl sign that is hanging up in the bathroom. Brian tells a harrowing story about a childhood friend. Nikki has a notepad of words she collected from Succession. Anya's trauma on ice is more traumatic than she thought. They[...]

Nikki is joined by Brian Frange at her hotel. They reminisce about the time they did their Not Safe podcast and Nikki's dog Luigi expressed himself in a way. This leads to conversation about peeing after sex and anal glands. Anya has another veneer update. Brian shares an irrational fear about wearing a wedding ring[...]

Nikki is not surprised to learn about a town off the beaten path called ZZyzx from Brian Frange. "Poomf" is the new cute term everyone needs to know. Nikki found the cure for "waking up on the wrong side of her uterus" is watching humane animal documentaries about elephants. They talk about how much longer[...]

Nikki had a plus one to watch Adam Sandler receive a Mark Twain Prize for American Humor at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and gave it to her bud Ian Fidance. They recap their outrageously funny behind the scenes antics and share a very important lesson about pushing oneself past fear.[...]

Nikki is glad to be back in STL and swiping through Pet Finder, the Tinder of pet matching. Brian Frange joins the gals and they discuss Lady Gaga helping a fallen photographer and the controversial court case she's involved in. They talk funeral planning and obituary pictures. Brian didn't watch the Murdaugh Murders documentary because[...]

Brian Frange joins the pod and shares a glimpse into his friendship with Nikki when Game of Thrones was all the rage. Nikki is still obsessed with Succession but wasn't that impressed by the dramatic moment that everyone talked about. Brian is methodical in the way he eats a cookie. Nikki and Anya have two[...]

Nikki and Anya talk about some inhospitable experiences they had at a hotel stay recently and how one led to a showdown with Nikki's tour manager. Nikki attended the season 3 premiere of Ted Lasso and is torn about not putting enough detail into her look after being bombarded by the paparazzi. She isn't sure[...]

HBO's Succession is on top of mind for Nikki as she realizes that she's very into evil characters. Anya and Noa are both on board and ready for the new season. Nikki thinks Titanic is a masterpiece and it was the first romance she liked on film. She also gives an update on Tic Tac[...]

Are you the kind of person who sprints into action or sprints to the store? Nikki shares some new jokes in her set and how she didn't get a bald guy to write one down for her. Covering the topic of kids, Nikki wants to start saying "she got spayed". She shares her experience meeting[...]

Nikki and Noa are reunited in Los Angeles in the iHeartMedia/BMP studios. Anya fills them in on her veneer update. They talk about the art of not holding a secret, The Last of Us and being a gummy zombie, Stolen Youth aka Creepy Father on a Couch and the update they got this weekend from[...]

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Nikki is evaluating what dictates her happiness. It definitely wasn't the overly excited barista or a chipper air line attendant. She sprinkles her strong opinions through the episode. Also, you might want to know that Nikki is at the level of fame where she has to wipe down the machine at the gym. Anya shows[...]

Preparing for a reality TV show appearance, Nikki wonders if it is worth it to spend money on glam that washes off at the end of the day. After an eventful weekend in Las Vegas, she is inspired to make a couple of changes. One was inspired by a pizza place she couldn't get enough[...]

Nikki is all about a book a Bestie recommended about emotionally immature parents and their side effects. Anya explains how she sets healthy boundaries with her family. Nikki can't fake it when she is not in the mood to show up for work. Being honest about it led her to great bonding and she looks[...]

Nikki has Kerstin come by to help recap their very eventful weekend. They sang their little hearts out in karaoke and while talking about it Nikki has an epiphany about something that happened on her birthday that she is not over. Nikki and Kerstin went to see Adam Sandler live and got an upgrade from[...]

Nikki and Taylor start the show off by recalling how they became friends because of Nikki's bell bottoms. No one liked it when John Mayer said "bubble gum tongue". Yuck! Nikki is learning that a lazy mouth could help her sing. She explains why she had to go at it with a studio audience. She[...]

Nikki has got her brother in law Matt in studio and she's offering him odd flavor drinks she got from deep in her fridge. Nikki and Anya were once addicted to gum but now Nikki suggests treating it like a mint. Matt actually likes his thoughts and Nikki liked the ones she had over the[...]

After an awful flight to Los Angeles Nikki is happy the hotel amenities include a giant bottle of seltzer and an orange in a brown bag. Before leaving St. Louis, she watched some of the new Pamela Anderson documentary and learned that Tommy Lee looks like Pam's dad. Nikki is really not into horoscopes and[...]

Lots of egg talk on the pod between Nikki, Anya, Taylor and Noa. Nikki begins by thanking Taylor for helping her keep her apartment in order and asking her about strange things she's stumbled upon while doing so. Then, a huge update about Nikki's eggs and where they will be staying. Nikki's sold out show[...]

Freight train hopping Taylor Mcgraw is back on the pod and the girls have a hoot. Yesterday's stupidity needs to be addressed and of course pivots to conversation about murderers. Nikki talks about price gouging at the fertility clinic pump and what her kid might turn out like. They do a terrible job of explaining[...]

Nikki is so over rude celebrities and the fake cosmetics she bought off of Amazon. She is also not into people getting "goosed" at her meet and greets. In what was a weekend full of inappropriate moments, like being told a joke about a hastily packed suitcase, a hotel being up in Nikki's business, the[...]

Big news and life event announcements on today's pod. Starting with Nikki anticipating her appearance on the Kelly Clarkson Show and friend of the pod Ben Gleib's engagement breakup. Ben talks about what it's like going back into the dating world and explains how to not leave a trail of angry women when Nikki wants[...]

Nikki is in Los Angeles recapping her experience attending the 2023 Critics's Choice Awards with her lover Chris Convy. Nikki also completed Prince Harry's memoir: Spare, Anya has just started digging into it. Nikki and Chris recap their highlights from the star studded event and what it was like sitting in the middle of it.[...]

Nikki lets Besties in on an inside joke she has with her girlfriends about the pod's opening theme. She also reveals who her bucket list friendship is right now. Speaking of friendship, Paris Hilton sent Nikki a gigantic gift box of her cookware line and it will serve as Nikki's new security system. The gals[...]

Nikki is getting off the Love Is Blind Brazil train but not without dissecting it with Anya who now speaks Portuguese because of her obsession with the show. Speaking of obsession, guess which book Nikki will dig past her usual 3 chapter mark? Spare by Prince Harry. Nikki has some stories to tell, one is[...]

It seems like a strange phenomena of family members not hiring babysitters is happening. Nikki has been noticing this as she has been assigned babysitter duties today for her nephew and niece. She realizes why she'd enjoy cold plunges, an achievement in a small amount of time. Anya explains what women do at Korean Day[...]

Nikki is playing dodgeball with the negative energies around her and sometimes not moving out of the way fast enough. She tells Anya and Noa about a run in she has with a cat. Nikki and Anya recap New Year's Eve in St. Louis performing to a sold out crowd at the Stifel Theater. Nikki[...]

Nikki and her BFF and tour buddy Anya Marina still don't know why anyone would call a teen clothing store Wet Seal. There is a new documentary about Chris D'Elia that sent Nikki into a rabbit hole that ended with her binging a podcast called The Children in The Pictures. On a lighter note, they[...]

 Nikki is joined by one of her favorite comedians and friend Rachel Feinstein. They talk about Rachel's camel toe being spotlighted on stage, how to tell someone they have something in their teeth and how Nikki tried to use one of Rachel's bits to send her boyfriend a message about nicknames. They discuss scenes and[...]

Nikki is joined by her BFF Anya Marina in NYC on the last day of their girl's trip. They talk about a psychic game they played, a classy hotel stay and taking over a theater to watch Can't Hardly Wait. Nikki and Anya also recap meeting Jerry Seinfeld over the weekend and getting some great[...]

Nikki is at a point in her life where a celebration is in order for the rare occasions she gets horned up... like certain scenes from The White Lotus or characters that are jerks. After repeating a mantra from a  Louise Hay meditation, Nikki was ready to present at the People's Choice Awards. She talks[...]

Nikki is back from being the honorary Grand Marshal at the STL Thanksgiving Day Parade and her mom Julie is relieved. They are joined by the hilarious Bobby Jaycox who is a long time friend of Nikki's from the local comedy scene. He will be opening for Nikki on the Good Girl Tour Dec 8-10th.[...]

There’s so much information in your spit. Today Nikki and Andrew with the help of 23andMe find out what there is to discover in theirs.  Listen as they “spitball” about all the stuff they've learned from their genetic data.  ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on[...]

Nikki addresses Andrew's decision to leave the show and where we go from here. Julie is visiting after getting the exciting news that she can be on a trolly following Nikki's float at the St. Louis Thanksgiving Day Parade. Nikki cut some funny promos on a local news station to promote her gig singing the[...]

Nikki is joined by her BFF Anya Marina who is on a location that everyone has on their phone. They all confess their different Starbucks addictions before going into their newest one...Steve. Nikki shares a message she received from him after the Stevecast which makes Anya literally disrobe. Nikki shares some unfortunate news about having[...]

Nikki's mom Julie Glaser is at her AirBnB and everyone has the giggles. Andrew is in a hotel and explains why he doesn't like the low bed. Julie shares tips for Facebook Market Place and the GDubs aka Good Will. She is the only person who uses an iPhone like a rotary phone. Nikki says[...]

Nikki is so over "climbers" and she's tired of changes in people's behavior as she gets more famous or if they get more famous. The good thing is it makes her more competitive. After an interview, Nikki stayed on the line and heard a little too much.  She and Andrew talk about crowd work and[...]

Anya Marina is in Nikki's room at the AC hotel, Andrew happens to be at an AC too but in Alabama. If ever at the hotel gym, Nikki will pretend she is in a music video to finish her workout faster. Don't put music on crappy speakers, ever. Nikki's nephew Forrest who is a baby,[...]

Nikki and her best buds Anya Marina and Andrew Collin admit that there are some things they have no clue about. Traveling could help learn about the world or maybe waking up with a foreign accent. Nikki reflects back on her shows over the weekend. She and Anya tell a story about Steve with the[...]

Nikki still wishes at 11:11 but it takes her a minute to think of something. Andrew talks about his sad wish as a little boy and how he would look like a cast member of Love Is Blind when he made it. Nikki loves that Taylor Swift's tour announcement created a toss up of wedding[...]

Nikki goes over why she is in Los Angeles for the time being. She gives her Love is Blind highlights and gets Andrew's takes. Anya recommended a show called Alone which Nikki is hooked on and wants to add a twist of the plot to. Nikki and Andrew agree that they want to look hot[...]

Nikki and Andrew talk about scrolling through Instagram while their partner watches. Yesterday’s Instagram glitch felt like a conscious uncoupling. Nikki has a prediction about the next book trend. Andrew describes his Halloween adventure pretending to be Ben Affleck. You Heard It Here First, what if your memories of cheating could be dulled? And Nikki[...]

Nikki is here solo, solo (shout out Frank Ocean), starting the pod number 6 in line for a Covid test at a local clinic. She will be traveling the next two days and didn't want to miss a chance to thank some Besties who cried at her show and one who parallel parked in Los[...]

Before heading out to Atlanta for a TV shoot, Nikki, Andrew and Noa put together a Fanthrax Only... or as some would say a Fanthrax Ony edition of the pod. As they get started Andrew has a lot to get off his chest about the artist formerly known as Kanye West. Nikki wonders how one[...]

Nikki is looking forward to being in airplane mode and snoozing to the east coast. She and Andrew talk about how to handle fights with your partner and how Love Is Blind showed something that Nikki learned for her relationship. Nikki teases some topics she discussed on The Tiger Belly Podcast. You Heard It Here[...]

Nikki is sorta distraught over big life commitments and wonders how people go through with them. She gets emotional about feeling that her friendship efforts are not being seen by someone who is the most special to her in the entertainment industry. Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fallon inspires a guessing game. You Heard It Here[...]

Nikki used her spare time between 18 sets over the weekend to listen to Taylor Swift's latest album Midnight non-stop. She, Andrew and Noa sharetheir notes on the album.  Nikki can relate  to the song Mastermind and recalls a time she wrote a TV segment to get her now boyfriend to notice her. While watching[...]

Nikki morally doesn't know what to do about the Taylor Swift album leak. She tells Andrew all that she knows about Midnights and the conundrum her friend put her in. Nikki shares a story about her friends bumping into Harry Styles and how he refused a photo in the best way. Nikki would never turn[...]

Nikki gets a fresh flower delivery to welcome her back to California. She and Andrew realize that Besties are the best search engines and challenge internet sleuths to find a John Mayer concert she saw at the Pageant in STL. Nikki tells Andrew about her night doing stand up for the first time with her[...]

Nikki witnessed some wild moments at the airport recently, one involved an aquamarine man and another one quite possibly herself. She asks Andrew if she went too far trying to assist someone on the TSA Clear line. Andrew knows he would go for a free hot dog on the sinking Titanic and Nikki wants to[...]

Nikki and Producer Noa recap their weekend in Denver hanging out, talking too much and seeing the band Metric. Andrew went to see his buddy musician Jake Owen. Luckily he did not leave the concert with a beer can bruise or a new tattoo.  Nikki and Andrew try to guess the plot of a movie[...]

Nikki shares some new words she has learned, Andrew shares that he didn't like reading in front of the class. On the topic of performance anxiety, Nikki didn't really have any when she played a part in Comedy Central's Cursed Friends. Andrew looks back at his trip to Germany and shares a story about his[...]

It's that time of month when Nikki's vagina feels like an armpit, she and Andrew cancel some of their subscription apps and Nikki realizes that she has to retire some jeans. Nikki wonders how much of her life was wasted staying in bed. She's obsessed with Netflix's Dahmer-Monster, Andrew got the drift by watching the[...]

Nikki is the kind of gal that likes a planned surprise when it comes to engagements, Andrew won't be able to get up from getting down on one knee. Nikki won on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and talks about what happened behind the scenes. Over the weekend it may have been Nikki's parents who were[...]

There's something about being in Nikki's apartment that makes Andrew want to poop. Nikki shares her tricks for pooping more easily and Anya Marina confirms. They discuss Nick Kroll's new comedy special, why we are all mean to our moms and how they have conflict and resolution with a partner. Nikki plays a video she[...]

Nikki and Andrew are back and they are not wearing "shape ups". Nikki got into lawyer movies late and she's grateful for it, she tells Andrew about finding common ground with a man who almost judged her at a Toadies show and a story about her friend using an earrapé at a baby class to[...]

Taylor "McGrawless" is in town and hanging with Nikki and Andrew for the pod. They discuss some of 9/11, how seeing the Challenger explode affected Nikki and how EJ set her straight about nuclear war. Andrew cried while watching Top Gun last night and Nikki almost melted when Miles Teller made eye contact with her[...]

Nikki premieres her new voice and she sounds like her old...young self again. Anya Marina joins her and Andrew and there is no shortage of silliness. They talk about bizarre fan requests, their creative process and missing good tv and film. You Heard It Here First, your breath affects your dog's mood and Taylor Swift's[...]

UPDATE: This will be the last show that Nikki will use her robot voice! Nikki, Andrew, Chris and Noa start off by talking about the list of Best TV Shows and then somehow dive into platform shoes for men. They bring back the segment Burning Questions For Bob to ask each other what they really[...]

Nikki is back but still has to be quiet under doctor's orders so she is using a text to speech app, bitch. Chris Convy joins to help describe how it has been for Nikki the last couple of weeks of vocal rest. They talk about the difference between going to a barbershop vs. hair salon,[...]

Nikki's "crumble" voice is still healing. She got some time in with Andrew and Anya Marina to talk about House of Hammer, Matt Pond PA becoming The Natural Lines and how singers break out their singing voice to their friends for the first time. Anya plays a song she wrote for her songwriting group called[...]

Nikki is currently on vocal rest and she left this story for Besties to enjoy. She shares her experience going above and beyond to surprise her boyfriend Chris for his birthday. Secret photos, a flight to Europe, conspiring with dancers at a strip club, a pink wig and Australians are all involved in her secret[...]

Nikki is skeptical about Andrew attending his cousin’s wedding over the weekend. She also has concern for the elderly being forced to do things they don't want. After feeling insulted on some press interviews, she likely won't return to some local stations. Nikki is off to vocal surgery this week so she intentionally talks slower,[...]

Nikki is feeling much better today. She's leaning into love and the possibility of having a new persona after her vocal surgery. Andrew's anxieties about his headlining show were put to rest after he had a great gig. Nikki has been watching classic movies from the 90's and they both have been digging Hannibal Buress'[...]

That ring is still on Nikki's finger in case you were wondering... and she has adjusted her life around it. Andrew is in the green room of Zanie's comedy club in Nashville way too early for his headlining gig. Nikki reminisces about the horror of staying at "comedy condos" and dealing with bullies when she[...]

Nikki is really interested in why Andrew has a duck on his STL hat. They both had to hunt down their food delivery orders. Nikki is not feeling all that great since she has a crick in her neck and fighting her depression. Learning about Taylor Swift's new album gives Nikki life and Taylor's VMA[...]

This episode was taped the morning after Nikki hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live! She and Andrew are joined by Bestie comedian Carlisle Forrester who joined Nikki on set. They get a little country before Nikki shares details from the show...like not putting on panties to keep from getting underwear lines. She lets Besties in on the[...]

Nikki is feeling like she is in good hands for her hosting gig tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live! She, Andrew and Chris Convy talk about the art of the one liner joke and how Dan Mintz inspired them recently. Nikki talks about a time she bombed at Just For Laughs: New Faces of Comedy. Nikki[...]

Nikki is not overly prepared for her hosting gig on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and she's not stressed about it. She tells Andrew about the new "5 rule" she is applying to life to help get over worrying. They dig into Untold the Manti Te'o documentary and Andrew gives an elevator pitch for Jerrod Carmichael's On[...]

Nikki and her boyfriend Chris have two different definitions of The Glaser Effect. Nikki will be hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday. Last time she hosted was early on in the pandemic when she and Chris were still friends not lovers. Andrew remembers the turning point of Chris and Nikki's friendship and it involved boobs.[...]

Nikki and Andrew remember colloquialisms from their early days. Nikki is so done with forwards and introductions in books. They discuss 'The Princess' and Nikki points out the jealous in Princess Di and Prince Charles' relationship. They discuss the good, bad and ugly of a punchline about Jewish people. Nikki gives more details about her[...]

Nikki and Andrew have another dose of fun with Ben Gleib. He drops a huge truth bomb on his warming up theory that Nikki has been living by. It all leads to a story about doing drugs with a homeless man in Amsterdam. Nikki is excited to be on vocal rest because it will give[...]

Nikki and Andrew are excited to talk to Ben Gleib about his new special THE MAD KING which is available for free. Andrew's mouth can't help but add some sound effects while Nikki tells Ben about her favorite jokes from the special. Ben points out something problematic with Nikki's PSA about sharing the road with[...]

Nikki is rounding out the week with Chris Convy and Good Will's new potential ambassador Julie Glaser. Nikki and Chris may take a note from Andrew's book about a king sized bed. Julie recalls the time from Nikki's childhood when she became a bitch (not her words). Nikki and Chris discuss their favorite Norm Macdonald[...]

A lot of good questions and good answers are had between Nikki and her guests Chris Convy and Anya Marina. Communication between men, how Hillary Duff was an ally to the gay community and staying away from toxic positivity are on top of mind. Anya brings her dad's energy to a discussion about being better[...]

Nikki and Andrew catch up with their pal Ian Fidance who hosts the new podcast Bein' Ian ...w Jordan. Ian reminds everyone about the time he had to check Andrew's penis at Au Bon Pain. Nikki shares how she met Ian on the set of Bonnie McFarlane's movie and what their roles were. They talk[...]

Nikki is in her hotel room and joined but her BFFs Andrew and Anya Marina. She explains how her boyfriend "deflowered her" recently. Anya learns about Andrew's nipple issue which sparks a conversation about first bras. Nikki gives a lesson in gibberish and kudos if you got it. Anya has been watching docuseries one of[...]

Nikki considers changing her name to Nikki th6 Goddess. Not really. She's back in Los Angeles while Andrew is in studio touching the stuffed animals in indecent ways. They talk about celebrity couples who are on Dancing With The Stars vs ones performing sex scenes. Andrew tells a new story he's working on for his[...]

Nikki and Andrew have a Disney moment over the filthy mic cover that is still on the floor of the studio. Nikki touches upon Esther Perel's article on Relationship Myths but it seems like Andrew pays attention to the wrong parts. Nikki has a question for women who don't want to give blowjobs. Andrew has[...]

Nikki is a little puffy from having so many nightmares. She recaps her time at Just For Laughs Montreal and updates Andrew on her latest Columbine read. Andrew spent his weekend watching House of Gucci and hanging with "the boys". They analyze FBoy Island in the segment F Anal Eyeland by answering questions submitted from[...]

Nikki swears she washed all the manure off her hands from the mulch she picked up while walking Luigi. Nikki and Andrew relate to each other on impulsivity. Now that her home is organized, there is less to complain about. Another positive note, Nikki is starting to care less about what exterior forces think. She[...]

Nikki's new mic cover stinks and almost makes Andrew puke. Conflict of interest might not be worth it but figuring out if Peter Park is an Fboy totally is! Andrew says he can beat Garret from FBoy Island up. Nikki knows the exact moment she knew that she was not gay. Neil deGrasse Tyson wanted[...]

Nikki is back in studio with Andrew Collin. They talk a little more about her "girl's trip" and ads on a PSA for pilots. Nikki is not miffed about a review Anya sent her on Good Clean Filth. She saw some familiar faces in the green room at Late Night w/ Seth Meyers last week.[...]

Nikki and 8 of her best girlfriends from different eras of her life take a quick trip to the Hamptons for some RNR. Of course, Besties are invited to join them in Cerelina's sunroom as they talk about their friendship over one mic. It gets raw! Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki[...]

Nikki got to act in a movie this week and thought that Will Arnett was outside her tailer door. Turns out it was a guy named Carl. Andrew points out that she has gone Hollywood and her outfit confirms it... and salacious headlines in tabloids and maybe some other things that happened during this pod[...]

Nikki is back on that Diet Coke sauce. She had so much fun on Conan Needs A Friend but was secretly second guessing herself. Nikki's inner voice is a 7th grade boy and Andrew gets nervous around Frat guys. It's hard to get a group together but Nikki has a trip planned with her girlfriends.[...]

Nikki is doing press all over Los Angeles and is a little nervous about being a good guest on Conan Needs A Friend. She had a blast with Lizzy Cooperman. At karaoke they performed a song that no one would expect. Check out some bonus clips from Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?. Nikki and Andrew discuss[...]

Nikki and Andrew have polar opposite struggles, one wants less work and one wants more. It is what it is! Never say that about a vagina. Nikki talks about the first time she told her friends she didn't like hers. They talk about the NYC and Los Angeles comedy energies. Nikki makes an astute observation[...]

Nikki and Andrew are joined by Aria Thomé STL vocal coach and sound healer as they dig through voicemails from Besties that inspire fun and introspective conversations. Leave us your voicemail: Voicemail Line Visit & subscribe to our YouTube channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki invited her vocal instructor/sound healer Aria Thomé  (cast of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?) to join the pod. She shares her background and answers all the questions Nikki and Andrew have about being a trans woman and her journey to finding peace within. To learn more about Aria's sound healing services and vocal coaching,[...]

After a long weekend Nikki and Andrew share their activities. Nikki did too much but that did not include jumping off a cliff. Andrew binged old movies and went one step too far with something bulky in his pants. Nikki explains a new reason to hate fireworks, doesn't agree with pissing in a pool and[...]

ATTN: We will not have a pod on Monday July 4th because Nikki will be on a cliff. The pod takes off with a cat chat. To not feel shame Nikki wants to be an inanimate object. She's thinking of bringing snap bracelets back but only if they can be recycled. She and Andrew discuss[...]

Nikki almost ripped her eye out, she wouldn't mind if Andrew became a creepy Stephen King oracle and has a proposal for an iMessage improvement. Andrew wrote a movie once and they both talk about films starring Albert Brooks. Nikki loves the new Elvis movie but hates her mom's plan for a bargain on oral[...]

Nikki got an affirming text from Bert Kreischer about exhaustion, it took a lot to surive his Fully Loaded Tour. Nikki and Andrew talk about their old family cars and a dream they both have. Andrew tells a story about his Aunt Melanie that might indicate she is super human. Nikki has an epiphany about[...]

Nikki and Andrew share some tidbits from their time off. Andrew golfed a new record and Nikki went to Columbine twice. Nikki has mixed feelings about wearing a bikini on a comedy tour and Andrew wonders how personal to get with a stranger? Nikki was a little confused with Toronto's sense of humor and nationalism.[...]

Show announcement! We will be on vacation next week. Unfortunately Nikki's airBNB might be a little much. However, she might get the sex tape she's always secretly wanted. The Fully Loaded Festival w/ Bert Kreischer is coming up and Nikki tells Andrew how she feels about being on a tour bus. EJ got the heaviest[...]

Andrew's fingers may have been shaved off and Nikki kinda gets having pride for sports teams after hearing the emotion tied to it. Natalie Garcia of MaeDay Rescue joins to answer all questions about being a lesbian and rescuing dogs. They talk about age gaps in relationships, Sheldon the blind poodle and Nikki reveals that[...]

Nikki asks Andrew if she can give his expired prepared meals to her mom. They discuss being recognized and Nikki says she has "grandma style" as a daily look. Vinegar might be a good fabric softner but it can't get a face as soft as Andrew's after a shave. Luigi was a good guard dog.[...]

Nikki went to the gynecologist this morning and had a surprise shadow. Andrew has hot dogs and baked beans on the brain. They try to figure out their last supper, if Andrew will quit his F45 classes and Nikki is bummed about being alone. You Heard It Here First, how to distract a liar, a[...]

Chris Convy of The Courtney Show , E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? and Nikki's LOVER joined the pod. There was a lot of chemistry going on. We learn about chasing bodies and door etiquette. They share stories about seeing their partner in a different light, being telegenic and behind the scenes of the podcast.  You[...]

Nikki and Andrew try talking slower for a change and reveal why they talk fast. Nikki does not want any sort of editing done on her photos and she likes a forced excuse. In the Besties Being Guesties Nikki reconnects with a long lost Spring Break buddy from the "Alabama Boys" Daniel Burson. They help[...]

Nikki is cramping and cried on the toilet last night. She and Andrew talk about role play and why Andrew's girlfriend likes his new "facial haircut". They review the latest episode of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E!, Nikki is not proud of exploding at her parents and they have a good laugh about Andrew[...]

Nikki's long time best friend Taylor is in town and joins her and Andrew in studio.They talk a whole lot about stealing and freight trains. Nikki wonders why Andrew left her birthday party early. In Fanthrax they hear about a guilty pleasure, a misuse of a deadly word and some fun facts about Pittsburg. In[...]

Happy birthday Nikki! This will be the last one to celebrate, apparently. Andrew writes Nikki the perfect card to uplift her mood because she has been feeling like a "bag of old soup". Andrew noticed some things around St. Louis that aren't making sense. You Heard It Here First, Nikki is going to Europe! the[...]

Nikki looked into "praise kink" and understands her preferences a little bit more. She has KBT's but that didn't spoil her weekend at Solid Sound Music Festival and getting closer to Wilco (Please listen to her new favorite song Story To Tell). You Heard It Here First, there is no template for sex frequency, likes[...]

Andrew overcame a hiccup on the golf course that he's proud of and Nikki loved playing guitar for Besties for hours. They talk about work ethic and changing plans last minute. You Heard It Here First, free the nips and don't worry if your partner looks.Voicemails from Besties include a mispronunciation, gay dating apps co'uhls,[...]

This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Nikki is reluctant to know what Andrew got stretched this morning that made him feel so good. She did stretching of her own with new bunion splints. Andrew reviews Jackass Forever and his favorite scene had to do with note taking.[...]

Andrew confesses to be a "Maxinista" when Nikki notices his polka dot socks. Despite covering her eyes and wearing Airpods most of the time Nikki liked Top Gun Maverick and found a new hot actor from it. Nikki is working to change her banana shape with a new alignment coach who knows her kind. You[...]

Nikki's hair care routine is several steps longer than Andrews. By the end her hair smells like a creamsicle and goes perfect with a new hack she learned for bottom lashes. Andrew goes through why he got off anti-depressants as Nikki is feeling all emotions all at once. She shares what she learned from her[...]

Nikki and Andrew think renting bowling shoes is useless and a money scheme. Nikki is thinking a lot about people committing to stuff that doesn't work. She and Andrew have very different experiences at first Frat parties but no regrets about it. A news story prompts a pitch for Amber Alerts. In an extended Fanthrax[...]

Paris Hilton gifted Nikki a pair of large sunglasses just in time for Nikki to hide her "lion eyes". Today Taylor Swift turned into a Doctor and gave a commencement speech at NYU. They discuss Taylor's thoughts on “cringe” then talk about being a huge fan of something. Nikki and Andrew give their perspectives on[...]

Nikki has been watching a show in British and there are some words she really likes. Andrew is using Brenna's cup and thinks his friend's huge Hamptons home is haunted. Nikki has also been watching the documentary Our Father and is really angry about it. Now that Andrew ordered a hair loss drug, they talk[...]

Last night's episode theme of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E! had to be examined after Nikki was hurt by a comment made. Nikki and Andrew talk about messing with drunk parents and when calling out a co'uhl is bullying. Andrew's weekend had several moments he felt conflicted speaking up. You Heard It Here First:[...]

Nikki and Andrew love a routine. Nikki loves that she is running again and realized that she needs her life managed in quadrants. Andrew loves his new workouts and the prospect of getting back down on the floor. Nikki has a message of recovery before they get into some Fanthrax. Besties share messages about keeping[...]

Nikki is back on the Veep train. Andrew has a Floridian slip while Nikki is anxious about having to work with organizers. She likes to have benchmarks but not notorious neighbors. You Heard It Here First, funeral proposals, drunken cheating and exorbitant birthday parties. They hear a story of ecstasy and punk rock in Andrew's[...]

Nikki and Andrew are excited to dance at the different weddings they are going to this weekend. Andrew tried to be accomplished by hitting up a Men's Warehouse today. Nikki wonders is she should splurge on a T-shirt and Andrew wonders the same about a watch. Nikki has been listening to a podcast called Brain[...]

In Nikki's world you have to earn your treat. They remember the lunches they got in school and dirty lockers. This morning, Andrew's noise cancelling headphones also cancelled the smell of a smokey cab. They discuss acting out of their element on dates, like the time Andrew acted like "the strong silent type". Nikki is[...]

Nikki explains why she loves to podcast 4 days a week. Andrew is trained in excel and Nikki sorta gets coding. Noa needs a Romanian translator for an important video. Nikki is frustrated by people's polarity and explains it using the Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard trial. They stand up for feminists, Andrew explains Florida[...]

This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Everyone in the biz is surprised that Nikki really lives in St. Louis. While Andrew wore his new boots that he purchased at 3am Nikki is wearing a pair of Crocs she got as a gift from one of the hottest[...]

Microscopes in science class were always a hit for Nikki and Andrew but don't count on them zooming in on a cat's tongue. Nikki would do a whole set in the Elizabeth Holmes voice. Andrew gets the Met Gala all wrong and Nikki hates it until she's invited. Andrew gets the same advice you'd get[...]

It's the morning after the premiere of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Nikki loved the person she saw on the show but has been sleep losing sleep over what to do in life. Andrew was happy to have his girlfriend's support despite catching his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Nikki talks about the behind[...]

It's good to be back in studio with your Bestie and see your other Bestie on a larger screen. Today is Nikki Glaser Day in STL and hopefully critics will see Nikki is more than "back alley humor". Nikki and Andrew are inspired to talk about the effect of comedy as Nikki is on a[...]

Nikki wants to help Andrew through his recent depression and it doesn't bog her down for her appearances. Today in NY, she was on two shows on Barstool Sports and Good Morning America where she got to work alongside her hero Sarah Silverman. They talk a positive approach to life they've learned from persons with[...]

Nikki is in an old timey hotel in NYC and connects with Andrew after lots of tour dates and traveling over the weekend. She needs some clarity on last minute plans with his family, goats and a donkey. Andrew is in an emotional state and Nikki brings up her apprehension about the Nashville gig. In[...]

Nikki and Andrew try to dissect her apprehension about listening to fan voicemails. They are always funny and sweet and Nikki can focus on dissecting warts instead. Besties leave messages about anticipating the premiere of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Mispronounciations, a questionable co'uhl, warts!!!, a Zoom blunder, Canada border patrol and the life of a[...]

Nikki and Andrew discuss how things get "lost in textlation". They recall a funny meet up with a Bestie and remember the last time they laughed to themselves. Nikki is gearing up to throw the first pitch at a Cardinals game when St. Louis will celebrate Nikki Glaser Day on April 28th. She will get[...]

The pod merch is reaching Besties and we're all very happy about it! Nikki and Andrew are separated because Andrew has the C word and had to deal with it on his birthday. Despite that he is in good spirits and so is Nikki for having to cancel her trip to Los Angeles as a[...]

According to Andrew, Nikki is dressed like a barfly. She's ok with that and also with calling out mistakes on her face. As they anticipate Andrew's birthday, they get into when they became adults. Ever wonder what it's like to get a gift from Whitney Cummings? Nikki shares how she got hers after appearing on[...]

Nikki and Andrew are looking forward to their upcoming tour dates. Nikki wants people to know she will not call them out if they need to use the bathroom. She's on the fence about going to watch Formula 1 races and explains why. She also wants to fight pedophilia after watching all the pedo documentaries[...]

Nikki believes people are the funniest when they are sick, she even discussed this with John Mayer. She and Andrew discuss robots taking over the world. Then lighten the mood by sharing funny stories about David Spade and Norm Macdonald. Andrew has a very big confession that takes up the entire news segment. Nikki's Reddit[...]

Nikki is finally back in STL and did not mind getting hit on at Starbucks before the pod. Andrew remembers cat calling in his fish monger days. Nikki noticed that there are more conmen than serial killers and always prefers a documentary over a drama about them. Andrew missed Canada because of a flight cancellation[...]

Andrew is so excited for the PGA Masters tour that it inspired a green ensemble. Nikki is not so impressed with the name but enjoys the men speaking in hush tones. They discuss yelling and arguing styles. Nikki shares a tip she gave her buddy Emil Wakim before he went on the Tonight Show with[...]

Nikki has already done 7 hours of talking, she's very much into ghosts which is why is calls herself an orange apparition and they are all proud of their friend Emil Wakim. Nikki tells Andrew about her upcoming appearances and which Youtube star slid into her DMs. They briefly discuss a cringe moment at the[...]

Nikki is making the rounds on E!'s Daily and Nightly Pop in Los Angeles. Andrew fills her in on his night opening for David Spade, a joke that didn't land the way he thought and a scandal that involved Nikki's parents backstage. Since Nikki missed the red carpet at the Grammy's, Andrew and Noa give[...]

Nikki and Andrew look at an old photo of the Cheers cast and are shocked by what people in their thirty's used to look like. Nikki wishes celebs would be more open about work they get done. Andrew talks about getting stretched and Nikki thinks her day can be spiced up with an accent. You[...]

Nikki tells Andrew about what she has so far learned about stoicism. She's looking forward to helping PETA later and announced that she will be hosting E!'s GRAMMY Awards Pre Red Carpet show on Sunday. Andrew is excited to open up for David Spade while she is out of town. You Heard It Here First,[...]

Nikki is being honest right off the bat with something that she feels embarrassed asking. Andrew admits he also had doubts about the topic of her question. To get pumped for their Austin and New Orleans dates they talk about some fun stuff to do while there. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew[...]

Nikki talks more about all the crazy experiences she had last week. Andrew is so proud of her for auditioning for Francis Ford Coppola and introducing her family to Wilco. Play a quiz with them called "Is It Taylor Swift or Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales?". You Heard It Here First: There is still no[...]

Nikki absolutely loves Bestie encounters, especially when she is with her parents. They discuss the Oscars 2022 and all the moments that you can't get enough of. You Heard It Here First, Taxidermy vs Cryotherapy, farting terms in a relationship, Nikki's new fragrance and big changes at her most visited site. Nikki does care about[...]

The pod is taking a break from taking a break before taking a break again. Nikki and Andrew have Nikki's sister Lauren in studio. Things have changed for Andrew, he has a new member and a smooth face. Nikki and Lauren talk about bouncing back and "Bom and Baki". Nikki shares her two cents on[...]

Nikki and Andrew are joined by Anya Marina in the first part of the show. Nikki has a lot to share, a new pillow and an update on her relationship status. They discuss being selfless in a relationship before departing with Anya. They dub a new segment led by Besties an old name; Burning Questions[...]

Nikki and Andrew are joined by BFF and tourmate Anya Marina. Nikki discusses her time babysitting her nephew and giving a 3 hour performance. Nikki and Anya review Love Is Blind 2 but Andrew has a pitch for a spinoff, Love is Deaf. You Heard It Here First: checkout Nikki, Andrew and Anya on tour,[...]

Nikki can hear clearly now, but only on one side. Andrew has a proudest moment while losing his hearing at a rap concert back in the day. They didn't know it but Nikki has a HUGE announcement, Besties get first dibs on hearing it. They discuss times they thought they would be murdered, sexy secrets[...]

Nikki is adamant about getting rid of the Ego and Andrew is adamant about getting good water pressure. After receiving a critique Nikki is questioning her efforts of trying something new. You Heard It Here First, a bat prank, FBoy Island's Garret gets stuck and the best way to not get a stroke. They play[...]

Nikki and Andrew both found a new shirt that they forgot about in their hotel rooms. They talk about their suitcase habits, Nikki learns there might be a flaw in her skydiving skin belief, the goal post always shifting in comedy and premeditated thank you notes. Nikki and Andrew talk about the collared shirt debacle[...]

Andrew had some annoyance at the gym because of a bench issue which leads Nikki to plead for people to have more empathy. She also explains dealing with a disagreement she had with a friend. Nikki shows off a new contraption she made for her migraine. You Heard It Here First, Wheel of Fortune or[...]

Nikki, Andrew and Noa meet up late in the day and buck the regular format to answer questions that Besties submitted on Instagram. Nikki talks more about her friend Hül (with the closing curtain) and loves that she went on a friendship blind date with Noa. They also talk about a Nikki's butt dial before[...]

Nikki and Andrew adore their DP...that's Director of Photography...on the set of 'Perfect Strangers 2'. Yesterday was a productive day for Nikki, she wrote theme music and her first full song. Andrew watched the Euphoria finale and did not feel the same way the internet did about it. Nikki talks about the time that Andrew[...]

The format takes a backseat but not in a car that Andrew is driving and trying to suppress his road rage in. Nikki learns more about memories from a Reddit thread that explains it like she's 5. They talk about taking criticism and the art of recalling and building jokes. Nikki and Andrew plug their[...]

This episode takes many twists and turns, as Nikki and Andrew start by discussing the oldest man, the pyramids, pickles, Tyson Fury's mental health and an experiment that no one needed. Nikki has a lot of questions that stem from a celebrity dispute. You Heard It Here First, props on sets are not fake, anal[...]

Whatever is the opposite of a coma, Nikki experienced that overnight. Andrew wants to know more about her bedtime habits. She learned something about monks who never feel cold which leads to a conversation about adaptations that comedians use. Nikki and Andrew brainstorm on a joke about his sex crazed grandma. You Heard It Here[...]

Nikki took a 17 hour nap and Andrew is convinced she was in a coma. She tells him about a lucid dream she had and then something about her reality that irks her. You Heard It Here First, there was something different about the latest whale watching experience, therapy explained perfectly by comedian Spencer Sileo,[...]

Nikki, Andrew and Noa are all connected by cactus, not sarcasm. Nikki got a little frustrated when she could not show her hot bod to anyone while she was single, but there's no way she would turn herself while looking in the mirror. Andrew shares his first one liners with Nikki, and they both aren't[...]

Nikki and Andrew have bugs on the brain. Also, recovery, rock bottoms and why some people mimic things they've seen in a movie. Andrew tries to understand why Nikki is not a fan of imitation and is surprised by her boldness to save some dolphins this morning. You Heard It Here First, Noa takes a[...]

It's Big Announcement Day and Andrew is out of breath because he appeared too confident walking out of his hotel. Nikki introduces her new reality show Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Which will premiere on E! on May 1st. Nikki and Andrew call Julie, Nikki's mom, to ask her if she knew that she had posted[...]

Although it's Valentine's Day and she's got her heart shaped glasses on Nikki is feeling "a little self-loathing today". She's made leaps and bounds on how she handles these feelings and breaking up with a new tiny bad habit. Andrew understands, since he feels bad after using the Super Bowl to abuse his body. Nikki[...]

Nikki was up all night watching a documentary about The Amazing Johnathan. Andrew knows he's seen it but can't remember anything. He does remember when he started puberty. They both talk about getting bullied as adolescents. You Heard It Here First: wordle saves a life, first date attire and an athlete who has nothing to[...]

Nikki and Andrew are spoiling themselves with something tiny on set. They are not sure of their exact location but Nikki is absolutely sure that you will never find her in a dressing room. Andrew wonders how to ask a woman to wear lingerie and what a man can wear to bed to turn his[...]

Everyone is in a giggly mood and they have some fun with words and the times they cried in movies. Nikki and Andrew talk about a taco spot in Mexico that knows Andrew all too well. This prompts a story about what Andrew would show for beads at Mardi Gras. Nikki is excited to go[...]

Nikki says that "thank you for your patience" is the new apology and she's not having it! Andrew gets vulnerable while explaining how he doesn't like confrontation. Somehow that leads to a conversation about extinction. Andrew made some new friends and Nikki talks about being orange. You Heard It Here First, more co'uhl than naughty[...]

Nikki gets a better description of Andrew trying to get gambling money from his family. It reminds Nikki of the "new friends" talk when something's up. They go over empathy before Andrew burps on command. You Heard It Here First, something very obvious about wordle and why it's better to not talk in figures. Fanthrax[...]

Nikki and Andrew have an early morning epiphany that is linked to the opening of Look Who's Talking. They hung out with camels yesterday and Nikki shares a co'uhl moment from the beach. You Heard It Here First, playing lotto at the counter is probably an addiction, truth about frozen yogurt and nighttime at the[...]

Nikki and Andrew are doing a nighttime pod and decide to throw out the rundown and review a podcast from the top of the charts called Morbid: A True Crime Podcast. They both listened to episode 295, except Andrew fell asleep during the assignment. Nikki learns why Andrew never wears a belt, ponders how she[...]

Nikki and Andrew are hanging before an NFL game he needs to watch. Andrew explains why he ate coleslaw with his fingers and Nikki kind of wants a toucan but doesn't want it to become trendy. Andrew thinks his skin looks younger after using a TNS cream, which might have foreskin in it. While he[...]

After catching up on a lot of TV, Nikki and Andrew realize how much they are affected by TV shows. Nikki loved the message at the end of Afterlife 3 about the point of life. And both appreciate the talent it takes to be honest. Andrew tells a story about falling asleep on the job[...]

Nikki was on a mission this morning to give women a comparable phrase to "I nutted". After some deliberation her and Andrew come up with "yolking". Nikki is much less confused about doors in Mexico and explains why. She also shows Andrew some sexy Disney subliminal messages. Andrew decided to squash the negative travel anxiety[...]

Nikki and Andrew are in Mexico to film a TV show, that they probably aren't supposed to talk about but do anyway. Nikki tells a story about a car accident she was in before leaving St. Louis and a great lesson learned from it. Andrew has his clubs and looks forward to getting a hook[...]

Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle are checking in with Besties in this Fanthrax Only edition of the show. Nikki and Carlisle delve into their relationship as Nikki tells a story from the Dancing with The Stars day that solidified their friendship. They also discuss why some very talented people don't achieve a high level of fame.[...]

The gang is back together, Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle discuss falling in love with a character, 90's TV show casts, Tara Reid and the MTV VJ search days. Nikki and Carlisle have very different TV habits, Nikki advises what not to wear in a plane crash and in the news Andrew reads informative studies about[...]

Between you and Nikki, things get silly when you have your besties Andrew Collin and Carlisle Forrester around. Nikki shares a little bit of her experience going to Bob Saget's funeral. We learn about Nikki's famous TV family, Carlisle's upbringing and what Andrew did on his old bed. You Heard It Here First, Tesla fart[...]

Nikki and Andrew are joined by singer/songwriter/BFF Anya Marina who explains the origin of the theme song of the podcast. Nikki and Andrew do a story tellers version of a joke they tell before stumbling upon national birds. They chat about how life has been now that they are not roommates, Andrew tries to pitch[...]

Nikki enlisted her best friend singer and songwriter Anya Marina to help her out with an album recording. Since Anya is in town. it makes total sense for her to finally join Nikki and Andrew in studio. Andrew is sporting an "endless summer" look after spending his morning looking for his missing package. Nikki talks[...]

Nikki began her day 3 hours later than expected and it will have some filler. She and Andrew discuss something peculiar on The Bachelor, aging and esthetics. They conclude that "the sun is done, smiling is done ,fun is done and expressions are done. They also discuss a hit band that will be on Lollapalooza[...]

Nikki starts off by commemorating her dear friend Bob Saget. She talks about receiving the news and processing his passing. Andrew learned about it from Nikki's misspelled text. In the news, a marketing ploy that totally worked, tips to keep warm from your crotch, Andrew realizes he's been watching Kamikaze overdubbed in English and Nikki[...]

Nikki and Andrew kick things off by wondering why they want to impress strangers more than their partners. Nikki explains why "covid nose" came in handy and Andrew says he is a sight to see when breaking moving boxes. You Heard It Here First: the things we do in spite of our exes, counting to[...]

Nikki and Andrew are back together in studio catching up on Nikki's star studded Hawaiian adventure with Bill Maher, the one guy her dad would... The rest of this sentence is in the podcast. Nikki tells a story about how the ice was broken on a private jet, about a Larry David moment with Larry[...]

Nikki is fresh off her trip to Hawaii and adding extra H's to words because she feels "mahalo" for the experience. Andrew and Nikki connect for the first time in a week and they all share what they've been up to during the break. Nikki experienced something for the first time in both her top[...]

Between you and Nikki, it might be best not to let your parents know about your attachment style. Andrew is shaking off his anxiety after driving through a blizzard to hang out with his girlfriend's family. To end the year they spend time going through all sorts of listener stories and messages. Nikki's mom calls[...]

Between you and Nikki and Andrew love and attachment styles are on the brain. Nikki is learning about how she wants to be loved and that her love language is Tayor Swift Curiosity. Andrew and Brenna I love you so much baby, took a love quiz last night and the results were not surprising. They[...]

Between you and Nikki, she believes in aliens but not in the ghost that Andrew thinks shook a wire in the apartment. After hitting 550 balls, Andrew's got a lot of pent up energy. They reflect on the butterfly effect and gambling. You Heard It Here First; sex partner count is irrelevant, Sex in The[...]

Between you and Nikki a funny thing happened on the way to Calgary. There are new things on the wall in the studio and we learn about Andrew's side. Nikki is honest that she doesn't understand economics but didn't mean to be co'uhl about it. You Heard It Here First, going on dates with your[...]

Nikki and Andrew are podding in Los Angeles a few doors away from each other. Nikki found away to get rid of voicemails while Andrew is leaving a bunch for a psychiatrist. Nikki wrote a lot of notes about her special and there's still more to be done, but are the stakes as high as[...]

Between you and Nikki and Andrew, she is not the best at quick math and his balls are sinking. They are both in LA and Nikki shares a story about the hotel they are staying in from her life long ago. Positive affirmations work and they will help your decisions. You Heard It Here First,[...]

Nikki is cozied up in her XL new sweatshirt .Between you and her, she just had a great singing session with Andrew and she is still looking for the guy who was supposed to be her first kiss. Andrew went to a questionable COVID testing tent, or it might have been the scene of an[...]

Between you and Nikki, she is catching the winter blues, so much that her mouth turns into a jazz saxophone. Andrew is a little sick, which makes them ponder a great question about thermometers. They discuss the upside of men being sick and wearing masks. You Heard It Here First! guess the murder weapon, murky[...]

Between you and Nikki, she's slowly finding clarity on a bad habit she wants to break. Nikki and Andrew discuss what they would be like at a College Bar and how much things have changed for them since their drinking days. You Heard It Here First, how to stay safe, brushing off other people's opinions[...]

Between you and Nikki, she is learning things she never knew about cats, codependency and Andrew's butthole. Andrew reveals why he should never sleep, Nikki explains how she handled multiple flaccid penises and they press their belly buttons. You heard it here first, don't send nudes, engine trivia, weird doctor play and Nikki does care[...]

Between you and Nikki, she enjoyed Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain much more than the new Beatles doc. Andrew signed his new lease and they wish Brenna a happy birthday. They talk about the dynamics between the Beatles, how Get Back may have not existed and Ringo doing nothing. Andrew speculates that Anthony Bourdain's[...]

Between you and Nikki, turn your fears into a beach ball and kick them away. Nikki and Andrew remind listeners to work out for personal achievement not body goals... don't be a Count Dracula with your calories! Last night they had the most fun at a hockey game and Nikki explains how they got on[...]

Between you and Nikki, she's got hair care, broken intimacy of a good massage and Plan B top of mind. Andrew is apartment hunting and using a compass called "Dick". Nikki talks about her new nephew and an old bit about wanting to be a baby. They challenge each other to a breathing exercise and[...]

Between you and Nikki, confrontation might not be the best way to handle a confrontation especially if you're "vibrating with anger". Nikki is thankful to Andrew and everyone else who supported her this weekend as she taped her HBO Special. They talk about behind the scenes joke building then call Nikki's sister Lauren who had[...]

Nikki and Andrew are podcasting poolside from Pollen Presents Just For Laughs Escapes in Cancún, Mexico! If you missed it you'll feel like you're right there with them. Talking vacation horniness, top searched STDs, Andrew's run in with the cartel...no not really! And a showcase of volunteers who show off their bad tattoos! Learn more[...]

This episode is sponsored by HBO Max The Sex Lives of College Girls so we thought to ask Besties to share their college experiences. Nikki and Andrew reminisce about college as they listen to voicemails about a gross prank, lying through a project, drunken experiences, a mispronunciation and nerdy hookup. Learn more about your ad-choices[...]

Between you and Nikki, she can't wait to spend her elderly life covered in bird poop, an Astrologer said she will have 9 houses and going to a sex shop with friends is supposed to be fun. Andrew is excited to be on an L.A. golf course after the pod because it means he "made[...]

Between you and Nikki, she is working out her disclaimer to keep criticism off her for talking about sex, if only it was as easy as jumping on a pogo stick. Andrew arrives in LA and he's impressing a lot of people with his yo-yo skills. You Heard It Here First- it takes three to[...]

Between you and Nikki, she literally had to unplug yesterday, so thanks for the day off Besties! Andrew spent the extra time off apartment hunting while Nikki tried to catch up on sleep. After a dry wart discussion Nikki takes the scalpel to Andrew's Instagram post with poorly made captions. You Heard It Here First,[...]

Between you and Nikki, it made sense to listen to Making Sense to fight off a migraine instead of taking dog meds. Andrew dressed up and not as a tribute to his latest dead hero, instead to a living legend. Nikki praises her assistant who keeps her life in order and Andrew thanks his brother[...]

Between you and Nikki, using the 'Do Not Disturb' feature on her phone came in handy, the Goddamn Comedy Jam at JFL Escapes was just what she needed and RIP Aunt Lynn. Nikki and Andrew talk about more antics from JFL, like Andrew 's non-climactic chance to spend time with his hero Jim Jeffries. They talk[...]

Between you and Nikki, it's alarming when someone on set says "and then Di".. as in Princess Diana. Nikki returns from NYC Standup For Heroes having spent time with "The Boss" Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart and Jim Gaffigan while Andrew nursed his Jimmy John's sub over the last couple of days. You Heard It Here[...]

Last week The Nikki Glaser Podcast corralled some Besties from in and around St. Louis and did a Live Pod from Joe's Cafe. Nikki got a last minute surprise, Andrew read the headlines live and Julie Glaser emceed a live Fanthrax segment like a pro!Subscribe and watch the pod on YT: https://youtube.com/thenikkiglaserpodcast. Learn more about[...]

Between you and Nikki, being on an airplane and in the dentist's chair are two places she loves because no one expects an answer. Nikki also found a creative way to catch up on Squid Game. Andrew has his Cancun hat on as they get ready to leave for Just For Laughs Comedy Festival. Nikki[...]

Between you and Nikki, it would be nice to get higher ratings on Wiki Feet and to run away from goodbyes. Nikki and Andrew dissect the art of crying and what about it makes us feel uncomfortable. You Heard It Here First, the 1st story is sponsored by the Big Shoe Lobby, fun holes come[...]

Between you and Nikki, getting Starbucks is not even about the coffee and her hormones are even driving her period app crazy. Andrew picks the wrong day to pitch a golf podcast and Nikki changes a morbid mantra with the stroke of a comma. Kirsten joins and we learn that she does not prefer a[...]

Between you and Nikki the morning after the live pod feels pretty good, as good as Andrew's foot massages. Andrew shares his dream for Nikki's career but she has some of her own ideas and realizations. You Heard It Here First- blaming a kid for a DUI is not clever, or is it? Andrew's game[...]

Imagine joking with one of your besties about a song that's great to kill yourself to and then you get to work with the guy who wrote it!? Between you and Nikki that's exactly what happened to her with will.i.am. Nikki and Andrew discuss standing up for yourself and cooling a heated situation between friends.[...]

Between you and Nikki she is in Los Angeles today and learned that Noa and Andrew spent quality time watching Squid Game last night. Jimmy Fallon told her she isn't missing much and Nikki isn't stressing either after going to the 'facial gym'. They talk about their attention span shortage, Nikki's new life changing mantra,[...]

With the voicemail box overflowing, Nikki and Andrew present a Fanthrax Only episode and give attention to what Besties have to say! They respond to stories about a husband who needed to shut up after anesthesia, a cure for a panic attack that won't work for Andrew, feedback from a charismatic Uber driver and answer[...]

Between you and Nikki, it's best to stay positive and to stop wanting others to have what you have. Nikki tells Andrew that her cankers are back and it doesn't want to make her want to go to bed early. Andrew learns about the steam function on the dryer. They talk about organizing, Nikki likes[...]

Between you and Nikki pink under eye liner is gonna be the new thing and there's a lot to be gained from speaking to Luigi's vet. Andrew got to witness Nikki "get ready" last night and she was anal about it. She asks 7 pertinent questions that she answers yes to about a western bedroom[...]

Between you and Nikki, her mom is coming over and she didn't clean up, that was a decision. Andrew is bonding with his family so we brought Julie Glaser to take his place. Nikki and Julie talk about Nikki's decision making process and cultural touchstones. You Heard it Here First: Julie slept in a haunted[...]

Between you and this podcast, we are recording at an ungodly hour in the morning which makes things a little extra silly. Nikki begins with realizing that she was a scared child and explains what happened on a haunted hayride. She also figured out how to become a kid whisperer, literally. Andrew has his dad's[...]

Nikki has a positive "canky" update, so she's doing much better brain soul and body. She helps Noa with an unresolved conflict and reflects about the difficulties of opposite sex friendships. Andrew is in for a surprise as Nikki finally shows him a video of a well endowed dog. This was brought on by a[...]

Between you and Nikki, can someone please talk to her in public about her TSwift shirts?! She's also come to the conclusion that she needs more Love on the Spectrum in her life. After getting a "can we talk text", Andrew wasn't able to sleep much. He's looking forward to spending quality and possibly competitive[...]

Between you and Nikki, applying painful meds alone sucks but reading books on your phone doesn't. After taking a personality test on 16personalities.com, Nikki and Andrew sort of understand each other better. Brenna teaches them about an act of love as they miss her so much baby. You Heard It Here First, it's suing season,[...]

Between you and Nikki, she might be the first podcaster to do a whole show with a "family of canker soars" on her tongue. Having cancelled her med spa appointment she found some relief for her mouth. Andrew comes in with a reggae beat which makes them think of songs with lyrics that are not[...]

Between you and Nikki, it's alright not to have an excuse to be feeling down, it's complicated, much like getting sentiment out of parents. Andrew tells too much about his "hard" situation in the middle of the night. Nikki reflects on the hang they had with her family and if only her parents could see[...]

Between you and Nikki, she loves having her BFF over but Luigi the dog not so much. Also, extremely painful foot massages are the bomb. Kerstin joins Nikki and Andrew and we learn about Nikki's HS locker and what they would all spend $100k on. You Heard It Here First, bicep bracelets are back, the[...]

Between you and Nikki, she has an astronomical amount of T Swift shirts, nap time came way too early and she is really digging reaction videos. Nikki has a bone or maybe a calf to pick with Andrew's heel photos. This spurs a conversation about looking at their own material which leads to a quick[...]

Between you and Nikki, a friendly straddle, suffering for gains, late show crowds and forgotten sex toys are all top of mind. After a suggestion from his girlfriend, Andrew tries to get a doctor appointment. This leads to a conversation about how long you have to wait for an appointment these days and getting your[...]

Between you and Nikki, she has some pointers on how to overcome social anxiety and it involves being truthful. Andrew gets a little wild and might activate your robots. Nikki and Andrew dissect how to compliment a man and why. You Heard It Here First, primatology 101, Britney is free, a weekday relationship and an[...]

Between you and Nikki she is pondering the potential of finding a new roommate or living alone. Andrew loves Nikki's electric outfit which she put on to make a point. They talk about their aging underparts and talk more about a decision that was made. You Heard It Here First, charisma is a good characteristic,[...]

Between you and Nikki, adding reverb to your vocal track is like mascara and a spray tan. Nikki talks about recording her first song with Matt Pond and Anya Marina in a studio. Andrew and Nikki talk about their day being followed by cameras and getting used to sharing their most intimate moments of self[...]

Between you and Nikki, her BFF from 4th grade and beyond Kerstin, fills the Venn diagram of comedy. After a fun weekend of hometown shows, Kerstin stayed over and the group is broadcasting in their robes. They talk about besties, Kerstin's version of becoming friends with Nikki and the new season of Love on The[...]

Between you and Nikki, when Besties come to her show there is a feeling of "we", she is finally able to watch DWTS and considering adding a leotard to her wardrobe. Andrew feels lighter after a good "balcony" but it makes Nikki feel like she knows too much. They talk about a Norm Macdonald red[...]

Between you and Nikki, the other side of fear is freedom. Andrew needed a nap this morning after actually going out and doing something last night. Nikki can't quit her coffee order and reenacts how she asks for it. You Heard It Here First, the top funeral songs of 2021, MGK/Corey Taylor beef and Nikki[...]

Between you and Nikki it might be time to put away a fancy dress from Saks and maybe it's best not to always trust your brain. Andrew and Nikki talk about the TV they got from Goodwill was a bigger bargain than they thought. Nikki wants to know Andrew's take on upgrading her wardrobe with[...]

Between you and Nikki, she wants you to know you can never predict the future, support men who are grieving Norm MacDonald's passing and maybe comedy does have a deeper impact than she once thought. Andrew is still thinking about the half n' half aka having to cover his junk in a holding cel. Nikki[...]

Between you and Nikki, she might have invented the "stars like us" column as a kid. Nikki is aiming to be better about reaching out to friends in bereavement. Nikki and Andrew discuss how their parents handled their budding talents as kids. Nikki fills him in on her vocal lesson and in Andrew's news segment[...]

Between you and Nikki, you might not know that you're falling for psychological tricks that comedians pull. Today, Andrew's outfit reminds Nikki of a "bird's eye view of the Bahamas", Andrew is relaxed after last night's Robert Earl Keen concert. Nikki learned a valuable lesson after getting scammed. You Heard It Here First, multiple orgasms,[...]

Between you and Nikki, she's trying to be more selfless, thinks about the grieving process and ready to go through her feelings. Andrew is trying to balance comfort and fashion. Nikki explains some St. Louis things that people say. You Heard It Here First, a parrot that exhibits self care, regrets and celebrities on Instagram.[...]

Between you and Nikki, don't be ashamed of your feet, never settle and watch Buzz Aldrin's cameo on 30 Rock. Andrew is dressed like a self proclaimed "crayon" and Nikki is wearing her laundry day outfit. This prompts a conversation about complements. You Heard It Here First, contracts and relationships,Nikki's epiphany, anxiety is maybe attractive[...]

Between you and Nikki, ok maybe keepings tabs is not a good idea but cohabitation is hard! Nikki thinks Luigi the dog is mad at her. Andrew brings up a moment he brought his girlfriend something she did not want to bed. You Heard It Here First, PSA: Stop doing things you don't want to[...]

Between you and Nikki, you have seven times more in you than you might think and it is a good thing to be uncomfortable. Andrew is lowering his mirror time as a means of being less critical of himself. Lisa Lampanelli legend/host of the podcast Losers With A Dream joins and the conversation gets even[...]

Between you and Nikki sometimes you can't be ready for taking on a new responsibility. Andrew likens himself to a new animal that might be more accurate than the hedgehog. They get into shape shifting and phases they went through. You Heard it Here First: An accurate use of words, preserving of the skin and[...]

Between you and Nikki she is trying to manage her relationship with her parents better and getting her sister in on the book that will help with that. Andrew is in Chicago and wonders how Nikki is spending her time in the apartment alone while doing vocal warm ups. They are both having a positive[...]

Between You and Nikki, she is feeling close to you and grateful to be asked to play the music she has been working on during the IG live sessions. Andrew might not sleep so well tonight after recalling a part of his origin story which involves his second time being in jail. You Heard It[...]

Between you and Nikki there's a rainbow at the end of a storm. Andrew asks Nikki for her origin story, in which she shares all the drama from drama class and that she was not a class clown. You Heard it Here First: Unexpected pranks are not boring after all, stay cool if your credit[...]

Between you and Nikki she's in a car to the airport reflecting on why people feel too uncomfortable asking for the things they want or don't want. Andrew discusses the quantity of I love you. You Heard It Here First, the challenge of podcasting on milk crates, changing your situation can be therapy and 48[...]

Between you and Nikki she loves to play word games, tried blush way too young and wants to want to be a cat lady. Andrew is surrounded by kids and keeping sane with his girlfriend. The news goes off the rails when Producer Noa hoped for positive news stories but lands on one of the[...]

Between you and Nikki she had to blur her eyes again but she couldn't do it hard enough. Andrew is visiting his family and seems to have rabies on the brain. You Heard It Here First, how to cover up peeing in the shower, coffee burns, waking up early and a sports story about dating[...]

Between you and Nikki, White Lotus is ok and she knows where the orange hue on the studio chair is from. Andrew enjoyed seeing Nikki spend time with her dad EJ who has a peculiar taste in shoes. Nikki realizes that Andrew's childhood toys were from before he was born and she has an uncanny[...]

Between you and Nikki, she wonders if she should give up her last name and looks to David Spade's book for inspiration. Andrew creates a loud crash and then explains it. They discuss repetitiveness, bite sizes and attraction. You Heard It Here First topics include: intimacy and sexual desire, social media and Mama June. Nikki's[...]

Nikki ponders how we used to spend our time as kids when we couldn't go outside and also takes you through her latest Sephora haul. Andrew is ok with convenience but Nikki likes to walk an extra mile at the airport. You Heard it Here First, how do you dispose of a sex doll?, RIP[...]

Between you and Nikki, she loved an early morning karaoke session with besties. She is still not smoking weed despite all the pot signs in her world. Andrew again had the midnight runs and realized that he needs to slow down on cauliflower pizza. They talk about relationships, communication and autonomy. You Heard It Here[...]

It's Fboy Island Season 2 on HBO MAX announcement day but there is so much more to dig into from Season 1. Nikki and Andrew are joined by CJ Franco, Josh McDonald and Garrett Morosky. Lots of behind the scenes stories, shocking revelations that even Nikki the show's Executive Producer didn't know about, who is[...]

Between you and Nikki she is loving thy self! Andrew walked straight into embarrassment this morning and feels bad to delay the FBoy episode. In the news, friendship appreciation, you really can't masturbate where ever, Garrett Morosky's text to Nikki and love bombing vs limerence. Nikki finds some intriguing questions in her Reddit Dump and[...]

Between you and Nikki she has specific superstitions. Andrew is lamenting saying good-bye to his girlfriend and Nikki has reopened a book she closed a long a time ago. You Heard it Here First: Phrases that are commonly said wrong but not by Nikki, Andrew has a theory about why men do stupid things on[...]

Between you and Nikki, going on IG live with besties was more fun than watching Mr. Corman. Andrew and Nikki discuss the reality of hooking up with a guy who has ED as opposed to how the show portrays it. You Heard it Here First: it's easy to spot a narcissist politician, kids and sleepovers[...]

Between you and Nikki emotions are out of order and so was the taping of the show. Nikki and Andrew welcome Tom Scharpling who's life is currenly in a new book called: It Never Ends: A Memoir with Nice Memories! You Heard it Here First, tattoos on kids, the problem with having a large penis[...]

Between you and Nikki, there is a need to discuss the season finale of the Bachelorette. Andrew shares his take on it too and they both reveal some secrets of reality TV shows. You Heard it Here First, more of the Bachelorette, deal breakers that are obvious and Keith Urban is right not to care[...]

Between you and Nikki, everyone has a dating history and it's ok to see it on social media. Nikki lets Andrew in on the chain she has going with her closest girlfriends and their latest inside joke. You Heard it Here First, Andrew crushes the headlines with his personal story that is out of this[...]

Between you and Nikki, take your meds and try to get your angry friends to talk. Andrew helped Nikki make a birthday call to her dad EJ and he got to hear the infamous horizontal tooth story. In the news, profane parrots, how to maybe avoid prostate cancer, Andrew meets a layered man and a[...]

Between you and Nikki it is not fun struggling with the idea that you are a 'stained person'. Andrew is dealing with missing his girlfriend by being giddy and cleaning the apartment. You Heard it Here First, it sucks to have anger issues, kangaroos can be ice breakers, breadcrumbing that is not on Andrew's mattress[...]

Between you and Nikki, she is wondering how Andrew doesn't have a prep bag and how he is able to enjoy looking at his own self. Andrew is care free when Nikki goes through her hair routine. You Heard It Here First, a very bad first date, bad FBI practices and forgiving the past. Nikki's[...]

Between you and Nikki, San Antonio rubbed off on her. Andrew is filling his girlfriend's side of the bed with popcorn now that she's gone. Nikki reflects on her her depression and cleanliness go hand in hand. In the news, getting electrocuted, Orcas are the incels of the sea and A-Rod's thirst trap. Everyone felt[...]

Having to shift away from normal format to clear out some Fanthrax, Nikki, Andrew and Noa enjoy nothing more than hearing from Besties. Make sure you also share your comments! Link to our voicemail app is available on our Instagram @nikkiglaserpod bio or send us a voice memo or email to TheNikkiGlaserPodcast@gmail.com. Remember 5 sentences[...]

Between you and Nikki, success all comes down to putting in the hours. Andrew says goodbye to his girlfriend but not before introducing her to his family. Nikki wants besties and Andrew to ask for what they want, especially when they are paying for goods and services. You Heard it Here First, hygiene habits, songs[...]

Between you and Nikki this is the time to confront character defects. Andrew relieved his stress from shopping at Ikea by swinging some balls. Nikki had a life epiphany when she previewed HBO Max's FBoy Island for her girlfriends last night. You Heard it Here First, crock attack in Mexico, lonely sea turtles, reptiles in[...]

Between you and Nikki, being able to surrender and let go of expectations can be a gift. Broadcasting from Tulum, Mexico, Nikki is amongst her best friends and last night Kerstin made her laugh harder than anyone. Andrew is wrapping his head around period sex and Nikki recommends a lube job. You heard it here[...]

Between you and Nikki, spending $500 at TJ Maxx for wardrobe is a fun challenge, she loves her little sis and when things go bad remember "it's FBoy Island". Andrew is moving his girlfriend to Chicago and yes he will play golf there. Nikki believes Andrew is a NBA, natural born athlete. You Heard it[...]

Between you and Nikki, she and her dog Luigi can't deal with a third party messing up their off leash energy. While Andrew left to a baseball game his girlfriend could have seen and heard too much in the apartment. Nikki welcomes her ex Zach Sherwin to the show and they have a lot of[...]

Between you and Nikki she's gotta get a hold of her people pleasing. Nikki reflects on gossip, then she and Andrew discuss the Trump effect. After that Nikki looks into why she was upset when Andrew did something nice that caused a recycling mishap. You Heard it Here First, don't hire your rancher to be[...]

Between you and Nikki, there was dried hummus on the slip she wore to the Ted Lasso premiere and she tried to preserve her day old hairdo by wrapping it in a swimsuit. Andrew is "full of puff" and tries to get Nikki to compete with him about a body part she doesn't want to[...]

Between you and Nikki one of her favorite Schumer moments involves truth telling. Speaking of the truth, yes Nikki did help herself to some extras from set yesterday. Andrew played softball with Nikki's brother in law and guys who knew they were going to lose. Nikki and Andrew discuss a household issue. You Heard it[...]

Between you and Nikki her day was spent among stars of screen and stage. Andrew had an eruption in the middle of the night. He might be suffering the "the real cheese". Nikki raises her trauma from the male orgasm and Andrew gives his two cents. You Heard if Here First: Nikki gives her take[...]

Between you and Nikki she dares you lock eyes for 5 seconds with someone you are attracted to. Andrew had sleep issues at his girlfriends house and Nikki thinks it's a lot more than being hungry. You Heard if Here First: Nikki kind of believes in healing crystals, The FBoy Island trailer is out and[...]

Between you and Nikki her first theater show was full of swells and stories. While Nikki is energized, Andrew admits he was a "zombo" after a long weekend. Nikki faces a conundrum over her hotel balcony. You Heard it Here First! Don't be a ledge head, tell your parents to stop double clicking and sometimes[...]

Between you and Nikki, she is in a mood and advocating for her local Starbucks employees. Andrew slept like candy because he got to hit a couple of balls last night. They dig into Nikki's mood and find out it's the looming pressure of a tour and finalizing a set. You Heard it Here First,[...]

Between You and Nikki, you can learn a lot even from a third of a good book about saying no and keeping your integrity when it comes to dating. Andrew stayed up all night because he had caffeine before a pilates class. Mary Lynn Rajskub joins, watch her special on Vimeo: Mary Lynn Rajskub: Live[...]

Between you and Nikki, she wants Besties to know this show is inclusive, she cried at the vet and maybe the kind of pain she enjoys could be found in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Andrew is learning about how to go to bed with his partner and good phone habits. Before the news, Nikki, Andrew and[...]

Between you and Nikki having a dependent dog on Independence Day was very stressful. Nikki and Andrew's girlfriend watched Sex/Life and Andrew is still hanging on to a shot seen in episode 3. They open up about introducing friends to partners and Nikki locks in to Andrew's girlfriend's feet and learns about a dating hack.[...]

Nikki addressed the cliffhanger from yesterday's show. Andrew is way more relaxed than yesterday and touches upon his retirement lifestyle. Nikki talks about Andrew's strange behavior in her room while she was avoiding the Task Rabbit, In the headlines: thongs, words we can't pronounce about sleep deprivation, kids over a billion dollars and Andrew could[...]

Between you and Nikki a handwritten letter means so much. Andrew is visibly stressed after getting into a fight with "a computer behind a computer". Nikki explains her take on hooking up and how to avoid "dick heartbreak", Andrew just doesn't get it. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew approve of therapy, stuffing[...]

Between you and Nikki, your time is valuable! She also lets besties in a on a secret purchase before anyone else. Andrew is supportive of Nikki's new collector item and is learning a lot from his new zen book. They figure out the qualities of someone who would be good to assist Nikki and You[...]

Between You and Nikki she is not at all bummed about forgetting her make up bag on her last flight. Andrew slept well after adding "girlfriend" to his vernacular. Nikki aims to make decisions based off what makes her feel good including buying flowers for herself. You Heard It Here First: Nikki could work at[...]

Nikki is grateful to have a level headed friend like Whitney Cummings available to drop some wise words. Andrew is living it up in NYC spending time with a good friend and feeling anxious about Meek Mill's jewelry. Nikki shares a story about going to a place called The Rabbit Hole last night and enjoying[...]

Between You and Nikki, she is dropping a lot of "fashion eggs" with Producer Noa about the event she was having mixed feelings about yesterday. Andrew slept great after his brush with legend Rihanna in the lobby of the Bowery Hotel. Pete Lee joins them and talks about his upcoming Showtime Special: Tall, Dark and[...]

Between you and Nikki, she didn't sleep well last night because she was watching too many clips of unrequited love. Andrew also had a rough night after playing too much virtual reality games. Nikki talks about seeing herself in VR sex, they discuss specific pop ups and Andrew drops a bomb about crushing news he[...]

Between you and Nikki, sometimes comedians bring their "A stuff" or new material to the stage. Andrew is the only man in Greenwich CT who is sleeping on an air mattress and gets a special wake up call from his nephew. Nikki would love to get her neck hugged, partied with her parents and told[...]

Between you and Nikki, she's on her way to deserving nice things. Andrew is not too lazy to repeat his story about lazy side sex that is an all too familiar tale for Nikki who highlighted it back in 2013. Things keep coming back around on this magical episode that no one planned for. In[...]

Between you and Nikki she is back in Los Angeles and finding hacks for a creeping bad mood. Andrew appears to have had a rough night so Nikki picks him up by remind him about the preponderance of being a co-host on this show. You Heard it Here First! Make up has all sorts of[...]

Between you and Nikki, she chooses to ignore some of her calendar alerts. We learn that posture and pain can affect how you sleep, what posture Nikki might enjoy while getting a foot rub and how to set up a friend for success while dining with a famous broadcaster. Dating and relationship stories fill the[...]

Between you and Nikki, she is loving St. Louis and her budding friendship with Joe Buck. Andrew is giddy over his upcoming golf tournament with Joe Buck as well. They discuss their wild St. Louis night and in the news we learn that Nikki's dream is to "get inside a whale", about death by envelope,[...]

The day has finally come and Nikki can let Besties in on what she was working on in the Cayman Islands. With today's announcements of JFL Cancun and FBoy Island, Nikki talks about what it was like receiving the news. Nikki and Andrew tell stories from the Cardinals game they went to last night. You[...]

Between you and Nikki, Besties are the best and an encounter that surprised Nikki when she was trying to be discreet. Andrew comes in hot, literally after getting some heat on IG. Bob Saget comes by the show and there is no shortage of "machine gun" jokes. They tell stories from the comedy scene, discuss[...]

Between you and Nikki she wants to get down to the bottom of Andrew's new drink obsession. They talk about projections....the one they had in school. Andrew's headlines spur conversations about canceling people, a wild trip to Alaska and relationships that don't work. Nikki unloads her Reddit Dump and in the Final Thought Andrew explains[...]

Between you and Nikki she is so over being jealous and gives Producer Noa some coping mechanisms for loss. Andrew is giddy after using hardwood floors for something people typically do on a bed. He and Nikki had a great weekend of friendship and Nikki finally wrote a song after watching a TED Talk. Andrew[...]

Between you and Nikki she loves Sam Harris' take on expanding your consciousness, she loves that her sister's students don't have to take end of year tests and Conan's interview with Bill Burr. Andrew slept great on clean sheets that aren't in his room and is apprehensive about a surprise challenge Nikki makes. You Heard[...]

Between you and Nikki she gives the play by play of last night's festivities. Andrew was psyched that Nikki picked a restaurant for her birthday that had basketball hoops. Lots of eyebrow raising questions come up in the You Heard It Here First news segment. Nikki and Andrew are able to Finish Each Other's Sentences[...]

It's Nikki's birthday show and between you and her - she is looking forward to it and mainly loves today because she will get to go first. Andrew serenades Nikki with a birthday song and gets her the right kinda gift. They both warm up for karaoke later with some Machine Gun Kelly. You Heard[...]

Nikki is interlacing stories from her iHeart Radio Awards experience through the episode. The outfits her stylists gave her for the awards show and one she wore to lunch with David Spade, running jokes with Joel McHale, arriving with Gleb Savchenko and bonding with Nelly. Andrew talks about having a full suburban day. In the[...]

Between you and Nikki, she knows Andrew is a best friend because they can share shoes. Andrew slept alone in the apartment last night as Nikki headed out to LA and sat next to a familiar friend, Joe Buck! You Heard it Here First, Nikki knows about a David Spade DM, Celeb gossip IG Deux[...]

Between You and Nikki today's pod covers some great topics about sexuality. She and Andrew dig deep into his love for, of all people, Hugh Grant. In the news they cover a sex toy study, misophonia and ultimatums. They connect with the expert on sex and host of Sex w/ Emily, Dr. Emily Morse in[...]

Nikki wonders if she needs more than a "jalopy and a half" to drive around town. Andrew did not take the hint that Nikki was sad last night over a relationship. She explains an overrated joke and even gets her dad EJ in on it. Andrew's You Heard it Here First inspires conversations about finances,[...]

First weekend back in St. Louis and between you and Nikki she is feeling friendless. She and Andrew highlight the co'uhls of Eat, Pray, Love and talk about their experience at a local dealership. You Heard it Here First; how to end a conversation without lying, HS yearbook edits that no one asked for and[...]

Between You & Nikki, she got the message regarding her tone, which turned out to be the stress she felt having to perform in front of a major name in comedy. Both Nikki and Andrew slept great because they made up in the car. Andrew reports about apps that drain your phone battery, a brave[...]

Between You and Nikki she had a great dinner with her former Dancing With The Stars partner Gleb Savchenko and practiced honesty. Since honesty is the name of the game, Nikki and Andrew discuss being it stage and broaching taboo subjects. You Heard It Here First; falling asleep in an autonomous car, sabotaging opportunities and[...]

It's the morning after Nikki's hosting gig at the MTV Movie & TV Awards: Unscripted and Between You and Nikki she's got to clear up the Snooki thing! Andrew talks about why he's been sleeping so much and they introduce what animal they are. You Heard it Here First features passive aggressive notes and Nikki cares[...]

Between you and Nikki, she is very much aware of her character defect and what energy she brings on stage. Andrew and Nikki had adventures of their own last night. The headlines remind Nikki of her first word and her dad corroborates her story. Also, scientists working on the potential to breath from your rectum,[...]

Between you and Nikki her effort to get spray tanned for The Tonight Show and Movie & TV Awards Unscripted could be the plot of an action movie. Andrew welcomes new listeners with a tip about the head and the hand and Nikki welcomes them with an intimate story that makes her think of Christmas.[...]

Nikki explains that it's not all glitz and glamour in Hollywood, and once again she finds that she could have used some initiative from others. Nikki and Andrew are all jokes and swells after having a "Mount Vesuvius" of fights last night and they swipe through Nikki's dating app. Andrew brings lots of "co'uhl" headlines[...]

Between you and Nikki it's hard to tell the difference between boundaries and expectations. Andrew slept just fine but he's limping after a HIIT class that Nikki will never go to. You Heard it Here First, Nikki and Andrew discuss divorce and getting back with an ex. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump that leads to[...]

Between you and Nikki she understands the good kind of pain. Andrew points out that they are taping in a 1930's Spanish villa in Los Angeles but Nikki is reminded of a cabin. Nikki performed at the Round while Andrew charmed Anthony Jeselnik with deep cuts from Tulane. You Heard it Here First, an inappropriate[...]

Between You and Nikki, she is balancing the right amount of care about her work. In How'd You Sleep? Andrew confesses that he cared very much about the new listener voicemails and sobbed before bed, Nikki also reminds him of how he randomly cut her dad off in the middle of a story that for[...]

Between you and Nikki she is psyched to go on tour this summer. Andrew comes in singing and very quickly he and Nikki look more into his "asterisk". You Heard it Here First! A good amount of friends, keyboard shortcuts and the best way to hold Nikki. They Finish Each other's sentences and Andrew shares[...]

Nikki is feeling lucky to have met her radio hero and been part of his show. It always feels great when your 90's crush tells you about it too! Andrew moves at a different pace than Nikki and that's ok. You Heard it Here First there's a new kind of therapy that is making a[...]

Between you and Nikki she is figuring out how to find her voice in music and wonders if being chill when everything goes wrong plays into being controlling. Andrew wonders if Nikki dreamt of having fans waiting for her at the airport and they dissect Bob Dylan's style. In the news; Kissing to break a[...]

Between you and Nikki she is trying to be more organized and to remember to follow through with it. Andrew shares some of the upgrades to his morning routine. Nikki encourages him to give back to the universe for the man who syphoned his gas in the past and also gets into the spectrum of[...]

Nikki opens up about doing her best to stop exaggerating and to keep calm and text later! Andrew is giddy about the Task Rabbit putting together furniture, upskirts and Nikki's latest dirty subscription. You Heard it Here First stories include a ride from hell, reliving past relationships and a sexy shave. Nikki addresses some feedback[...]

Between you & Nikki, she's steadfast in her beliefs that talking into the ether helps heartache. As they ramp up to the Top1/Bottom1 Sad Song segment Andrew encourages Nikki to do her best singer impersonations in a warm aquarium. In the headlines they cover the rating decline for award shows, Andrew sharing a toilet with[...]

There are so many golden nuggets to find in today's episode, between you and Nikki shaved heads are cool especially on UFC's Thug Rose. Andrew had some fun on a lime scooter with his chick and Nikki wishes there was an app that could have "the talk" for her in relationships. You Heard it Here[...]

Nikki starts the show chatting with producer Noa about birthdays and good gestures. Andrew is back in the apartment in St. Louis emptying his "5 days of stock" and Nikki slept just fine after an Earth Day movie night. The news inspires stories about painful liquids, dementia prevention, pushing past discomfort, 420 and Andrew makes[...]

Well, "You Heard it Here First" this is a 2 part podcast, you'll find out who stayed in the Cayman Islands and who is broadcasting from Gate D. Nikki and Andrew talk about coke, the truth behind a yogurt shop, decriminalized prostitution and fish's feelings. On Nikki's Reddit Dump they find nostalgia, the first mention[...]

Nikki sees her friend Andrew in distress as his most precious possession is cracked and broken. Yes, his phone has sadly passed and he describes the hardship of getting on Instagram without it. Nikki has her own "old renegade" encounter and You Heard it Here First; Horoscopes are kind of right, the T-Rex count is[...]

Between you and Nikki, she is loving the "Cayman Way" and doesn't really want to leave even if there's broken glass poolside. It's Andrew's birthday morning after a fancy dinner where a kid threw him for a loop. They cover jackpot winners, lap dances and bikinis and Taylor Swift's record breaking achievement. They read some[...]

Between you and Nikki, she really doesn't want the job of being a marketing guru for herself. She wakes Andrew up with her "emotional smell" and in the news he shares an uplifting story about a man who fixed his life up with falcons. They discuss cheating revenge and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment they[...]

Between You and Nikki she has been doing research on crying and so far she's made progress in finding another embarrassing book title to add to her collection. Andrew is a little crusty from sleeping in late while Nikki enjoyed Howard Stern's interview with John Stamos. Before he gets to the news, Andrew shares a[...]

Between you and Nikki it's a little tough to be sexy without being judged and relationship books with odd titles actually work. At last night's wrap party Andrew saw Nikki as a "fun little blonde", they both talk about having fun without drinking and Andrew has a full on transformation when he delivers the news[...]

Nikki is facing an ending for a project in a way she hasn't experienced yet. She is appreciative of Andrew's ideas to help her role play a drill sergeant. Andrew stays up late which might explain why gets confused about duck anatomy in the You Heard It Here First segment. Nikki loves what William Shatner[...]

The Nikki Glaser Pod crew want listeners to have all the swells so between you and Nikki, resentment sucks. Andrew finally sleeps in the perfect temperature, Nikki comes up with a pitch for Shark Tank while a shark appears in the distance, they urge women to let go... of flatulence and cover a range of[...]

Nikki feels her emotions stirring as she anticipates an end. Good thing Andrew has a headline in the segment You Heard It Here First about emoting through music. She blows off steam with Korn lyrics while Andrew is coming off the high of finally getting "verified". Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for[...]

Today's podcast is recorded before and after Nikki's appearance on Conan. Although the gang has some recording issues nothing can get them down on Conan Day. It's a warts and all kind of show and you know how Nikki feels about warts! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki seldom enjoys seeing herself on stuff she is on but loved learning about her friends and herself on the new documentary Hysterical. She and Andrew can't help but sing to each other before discussing the evils of money, psychopaths and Hollywood in You Heard it Here First. They have a swell time reading listener[...]

Nikki addresses her IG stories that involve her legs and how a self tanner is giving her "bi" vibes. Andrew has some popping headlines and his weekly segment about sports. They discuss how to combat the voice in your head in Mental Health Moment and round out the show acknowledging that today's recording proves that[...]

Between You and Nikki, she's in a pretty good mood. She talks about some perfume sampling, working through some resentments that you could probably relate to. Andrew delivers some headlines about alternate reality, tongue stretching and divorce before they introduce the segment Collection of Co'uhls. Big announcement in the Final Thought- Listener names! Learn more[...]

Nikki talks truth about fillers, wonders about Andrew's odd behavior around a pizza last night, they cover some sex stories in the news, "Finish Each Other's Sentences" and don't get into a fight in the Final Thought. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone's grateful to start the week but Nikki isn't sure why Andrew has been chewing on his hands. They talk about smells in life and in the news, hooking up with people pretending to be animals, Andrew's ideal boyfriend for Nikki and they also introduce a new segment called Yesterday I Learned. Learn more about[...]

Nikki explains how much she loves that she technically got to joke with Will Ferrell. Andrew talks about a sting out in his nether region, they cover a sexy kiss in the headlines, introduce a new segment called The "Blankest" Thing I Ever Did and explain why movies need to try harder in the final[...]

Between you and Nikki, find out what happened after the recording session yesterday. Nikki and Andrew discuss a unique angle this podcast takes, sex stats and latest headlines, Nikki slides into a Bachelor's DMs and in the Final Thought the gals help Andrew figure out his insecurity.We want to help you with your "textual or[...]

Nikki's set time gets the crew up early for recording. Between you and Nikki, she'll tell you the weird thing she does on stage that only one other comedian does, Andrew reads the headlines and gives the backstory of his shirt and Nikki shares a favorite Game Changer!Write to the show and tell us your[...]

This is it! Nikki is on location on a tropical island and introducing you to her brand new show. Enjoy the first episode and get to know the cast, some perspectives on headlines and top 2 bottom 2 gifts they've received. Lastly, enjoy a sincere note from Nikki in her final thought!Email us @ TheNikkiGlaserPodcast@gmail.com[...]

The Nikki Glaser Podcast is your daily companion and BFF that is real, fast-paced, and peppered with Nikki’s sense of humor and honesty to keep you sane, well-informed and laughing through life.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.