Teen Girl Talk

(Trigger warning: racism, homophobia, suicidal ideation, concussions, sexual assault, islamophobia)SPOILERS for Moonfall and Battlestar Galactica from 10:00-13:00 minutes.  On this week's episode we're covering Varsity Blues.  Holy dang is this movie the 90s.  Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank's Boston accent.  Frank can't understand why anyone thinks they can step to Beyonce.  Intro and[...]

Woo!  We did Tremors this week!  It's my birthday today and I'm not bothering to write anymore than I have to!  Episode! We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's episode for the first week of Frank's birthday month we're doing the classic, Hackers!  Starring Johnny Lee Miller, Matthew Lillard, Angelina Jolie and a bunch of old terrible computers.  Also on this episode Suesie looks at sexy Billy the puppet costumes.  Frank breaks down the problems with an Annabelle costume.  Intro and[...]

Ahoy, me mateys! On this week's episode of extra credit we're talking to Leigh Lewis, author of Pirate Queens: Dauntless Women Who Dared to Rule the High Seas! An absolutely wonderful guest.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Leigh and her book can be found at the following links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/leighwriting Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/leighwriting/  Her Website: https://www.leighlewisbooks.com/ Amazon:[...]

(Trigger Warnings: Alcoholism, toxic relationships, violence) On this week's episode we talk about After We Fell, WHICH IS UNFORTUNATELY NOT THE END OF A TRILOGY BUT A QUADRILOGY.  Anyway, I'm good, I'm cool.  Also on this episode, Suesie imagines a fantasy world where the characters are likable.  Frank is just so tired.  Intro is Rebel Girl[...]

On this week's episode we're covering Scream 5 primarily but also all the other Scream movies.  Also on this episode Suesie sums all up four movies spectacularly.  Frank is exhausted by the summary.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on[...]

On this week's episode we have the absolute honor to speak with singer/Broadway alum/multi-instrumentalist and all around joy to speak with, Ava Della Pietra!  She tells us about her new music and gives us backstage looks at Broadway and Sesame Street.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Ava can be found at the[...]

(Trigger warning: Teen death, corporate greed and corruption) On this week's episode we cover Class Action Park about the misbegotten, dangerous, irresponsible and frankly horrifying water park in Vernon, NJ.  We go really off the rails on this one admittedly.  Also on this episode Suesie recounts the love life of Mary Shelley.  Frank gets exasperated by[...]

(Spoilers for the Matrix Resurrections) On this week's extra credit, an exasperated Suesie finishes her trip through the Matrix.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about Licorice Pizza or the life and times of a fifteen year old entrepreneur.  It's kind of a weird one.  Also on this episode Suesie wants to see a mechanical shark.  Frank calls people blobs.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We'd like[...]

(Trigger Warning: child death, murder, drunk driving, suggested domestic abuse, violence, denigration of the mentally ill)On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading into the New Year with a lifetime movie called The Deadly Inn!  It's a movie not about space aliens but feels like it was written and acted out by then. [...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk Suesie talks about the second Matrix movie and the steep drop in quality.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl By Bikini Kill.  We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/   

SPOILERS for the movie.  Peter Parker is at it again.  That's all you're getting out of me.  Did I mention there's spoilers?  Also on this episode, Suesie spoils a lot of things about Spider-man: No Way Home.  Frank spoils a lot of things about Spider-Man: No Way Home.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. [...]

Suesie saw the first Matrix movie and wants to talk to us about it.  Let's enjoy.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's episode we're following up our original Gossip Girl episode with the new Gossip Girl!  XOXO.  Also on this episode Suesie thinks Frank should stop hiding his height under his bushel.  Frank can't figure out who's doing what in this show. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We have shirts!  Find[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading into a murderous knock off Chuck E' Cheese.  So you know like a normal Chuck 'E Cheese.  Also on this episode Suesie is confounded by the reasons behind this movie.  Frank wants MTV to manipulate more emotions poorly.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by[...]

On this week's episode we're continuing our delve into the wild world of Panic.  Also on this episode Suesie has the sniffles.  Frank shouldn't play Pokemon while watching TV shows for the podcast. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on[...]

On this week's episode of extra credit.  Frank explains the bizarre world of Sonic comics and the one man that screwed them up.  Then the episode goes off the rails BECAUSE OF COURSE IT DID.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the[...]

On this week's episode we're taking some risks(not really), by watching fear factor made by teens.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about the sadness that is Don Draper.  Frank talks about Ye Old Grainery.  Intro is Panic by the Smiths.  Outro is I Write Sins, Not Tragedies by Panic! at the Disco.   We have shirts! [...]

On this week's extra credit we're talking with the wonderful body positivity dancer, Amanda LaCount!  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Amanda can be found in the following places: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amandalacount/Her Looks Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alacountlooks/ Her Website: https://amandalacount.com/Her TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@amanda_lacount We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're catching up with a pair of messes that we don't care about named Tessa and Hardin.  That's right it's After We Collided.  Also on this episode just so many red flags. All of them.  Everywhere.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! [...]

On this week's episode we're heading back into the realm of Lifetime movies with The Wrong Real Estate Agent.  Hoo-boy don't it feel like coming home.  Also on this episode Suesie is confused by many men's plans.  Frank remembers the good times. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We'd like to thank our[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk fear is the mind killer because we're doing Dune!  It's really good.  Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank about the movie Tremors.  Frank thinks about worms dancing coquettishly behind a screen.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We'd like to thank our sponsor[...]

On this week's extra credit we talk about some of our favorite things during the Halloween season.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

Trigger warning: Violence, racism, suicide, self harm, homophobia On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the Scream TV series in two different blocks of episodes.  The reasons will become clear when you listen.  Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank for misinformation.  Frank doesn't seem to understand what a costume is.  Intro[...]

(Trigger warning: Drug use, violence, self harm, suicide, parental death) On this week's episode we're covering episodes 1-4 of the I Know What You Did Last Summer show.  It is a wild ride.  Also on this episode, Suesie points out some things about Henry Cavill.  Frank has theories about the people in this town. Intro and[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're covering She's All That and it's sequel He's All That.  These movies are goofy fun.  Also on this episode Suesie points out that Freddie Prinze Jr. might have gone into sleep mode. Frank thinks Matthew Lillard is looking fine as hell.  Intro and outro is Rebel[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're talking about Nightbooks.  Krtysen Ritter plays a witch that's going to help you be a better write through the worst ways possible.  Also on this episode, Suesie tries to defend Miles Tellier.  Frank makes more and more proclamations.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini[...]

On this week's episode we finish up Skywalker September with a bunch of very charismatic actors.  Also on this episode Susie watches as Finn and Poe catch feelings.  Frank falls in love with Grand Admiral Thrawn.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to[...]

On this week's extra credit Susie and Frank are going head to head to find out who has better taste in music using pitchfork.com.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's episode we're covering the last of the original Star Wars movies: Return of the Jedi!  Also on this episode Suesie imagines the Emperor and Voldemort dating.  Frank pushes his glasses up his nose.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to[...]

On this week's episode of extra credit Susie tells us very briefly about the cavalcade of movies she saw this summer.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's episode we're continuing Skywalker September with the Empire Strikes Back!  Wildly considered the best Star Wars movie.  Also on this episode Suesie points out what a night out with Yoda would be like.  Frank tells the story of Shawn Valdez.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We'd like to thank[...]

On this week's episode of extra credit Suesie and Frank are judging the monkeys of cinema.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's episode we're heading to a galaxy far, far away for our first episode of Skywalker September!  On this episode, Suesie demands justice for Greedo.  Frank has to explain some nonsense.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Star Wars Cantina by Richard Cheese.   We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review[...]

On this week's episode Frank tells Suesie about the comic book bubble that led to the death of Superman and all the nonsense that came afterwards.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about Teen Beach Movie!  Wonder where they got that title?  Oh, three years before we started our podcast. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Join the movement at www.thousandfell.com. Use the promo code TEENGIRLTALK21 to get $21 off your first order  We have shirts!  Find[...]

On this week's episode Frank explains a fraction of the things that Peggy Hill has done to her family and the good people of Arlen, Texas.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's[...]

On this week's episode quack!  Quack!  Quack! Quack!  Quack!  Quack!  Also Suesie, Quack!  Quack!  Meanwhile Frank, Quack!  Quack!  Quack!  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We'd like to thank our sponsor: Thousand Fell Join the movement at www.thousandfell.com. Use the promo code TEENGIRLTALK21 to get $21 off your first order  We have shirts!  Find them[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the blessed end of the Kissing Booth 3 trailer.  Finally, it's done.  Also, Suesie questions Frank's dating strategy.  Frank gets attacked by beach women and turkeys.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to[...]

(Trigger warning: sexual assault, violence, homophobia and racism) On this week's episode we're covering the documentary Music Box: Woodstock 99: Peace, Love and Rage. Also on this episode Suesie gets exasperated by Booster Gold. Frank gets headbutted.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to[...]

On this week's extra credit we're sitting down with the wonderful Becky Munster Sabky author of the book, Valedictorians at the Gate.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  You can win a copy of Becky's book by writing into us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com until August 12th.  After that we'll make the drawing and send[...]

On this week's episode we're covering the movie, The Green Knight starring Dev Patel that's going to mess with our heads.  Also on this episode Suesie gets angry at a yawn.  Frank yawns.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on[...]

On this week's episode of Extra Credit Frank expresses how much he doesn't care for Goku.  Suesie spends her time attempting to care(and failing).  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We'd like to thank our sponsor this week the Scaryy Time Podcast! They can be found here: https://www.audible.com/pd/Scary-Time-Podcast/B08K58J4FD We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate,[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're going through the first three episodes of Never Have I Ever season 2.  Devi continually makes terrible choices.  Also on this episode Suesie gets so stressed out by Devi.  Frank knows the reason why everything is going wrong.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about some of Frank's favorite power moves.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's episode we're dealing with Devi's antics in avoidance and John McEnroe's narration.  That's right it's the first three episodes of Never Have I Ever season 1.  Also on this episode Suesie apologizes and Frank talks badly about Goku.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini KillWe'd like to thank our sponsor[...]

On this week's Teen Girl Talk Suesie and Frank are covering the Netflix horror movie: Fear Street part 1: 1994.  Which is a helluva title.  Also on this episode Suesie gives us an update on her sims.  Frank thinks about Jennifer Love Hewitt calling out to fight.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini[...]

On this week's episode, Suesie and Frank talk about where they're at with a fourteen year old movie.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Terry Gross by Dessa.   We'd like to thank our sponsor this week the Scaryy Time Podcast! They can be found here: https://www.audible.com/pd/Scary-Time-Podcast/B08K58J4FD We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review[...]

(Trigger warning: Drug use, drug selling, gun violence, parental death)On this week's episode Suesie and Frank are talking about Dope, a movie made in 2015 about smart kids doing their best in a bad situation.  Also on this episode Suesie gives us updates on the Justice League ride at Six Flags. Frank ends up on[...]

(Trigger warnings: sexual assault, homophobia, racism, kidnapping, grooming, parental death, suicide, violence) On this week's episode we're finishing the last few episodes of Cruel Summer.  Holy dang this episode is so good.  Also, on this episode Suesie does a great job recapping. Frank invites a bunch of people over Martin's house.  Intro is Rebel Girl by[...]

On this week's extra credit Frank found out that Salem from the original Sabrina the Teenage Witch show swallowed a time orb and sent three other ABC TGIF sitcoms into different time periods.  He needs to talk about it.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review[...]

(Trigger warnings: alcohol and drug use, bullying, domestic abuse, assault, parental loss)   On this week's episode where experiencing some real melancholy with the show that's so painfully true, Normal People!  Also on this episode Suesie wants people just to talk to each other.  Frank constantly talks about Inman.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro[...]

On this week's extra credit Suesie's giving us her resume of her summer jobs.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's episode we're talking about the book and movie Beastly.  UGH.  Also on this episode Suesie imagines her final words.  Frank talks about Pinnacus Lore.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We have shirts!  Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make[...]

(Trigger warning: Stalking, parental death, violence, partner abuse) On this week's episode we're talking about the movie A Predator's Return!  It's bonkers and we love it so much.  Sharks!  Cloned phones!  Shark onesies!  Also on this episode Suesie recalls many of our past Lifetime movie villains.  Frank is so pumped about finding a trilogy.  Intro and[...]

On this week's extra credit Suesie and Frank are talking about people who deserve their own movie.  Get ready for pirates and vengeance.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It[...]

(Trigger warning: Grooming, suicide, domestic violence, gaslighting, kidnapping) On this week's episode we're heading farther into the lives of Jeannette and Kate.  Wowzers.  Also on this episode Suesie keeps copious notes.  Frank wants to hang with Ms. Harper.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Ten Percent to the Ten Percent by Cursive.   We'd like[...]

(Trigger warning: partner abuse, kidnapping, grooming, violence) On this week's Teen Girl Talk, Suesie and Frank talk about the show, Cruel Summer.  This show is buck wild.  Also, Suesie keeps Frank on his toes.  Frank wonders if Jeannette is going to climb into a Gundam.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We'd like to[...]

SPOILERS for the entirety of Siege and Storm.   We're talking about book 2 of the Shadow and Bone trilogy.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

(Trigger warning: murder, child trafficking, violence, parental death) On this week's episode, we're back in person!  We're also continuing our dive into Shadow and Bone.  Also on this episode Suesie finds out that our mom is a snitch.  Frank looks into a tiny chest of drawers.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate,[...]

On this week's extra credit, Suesie tells Frank about the Shadow and Bone book.  Did you know the Darkling loves giving people neck skritches?  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

(Trigger warning: murder, child trafficking, violence, parental death) On this week's episode we're talking about the first three episodes of Shadow and Bone!  A show with just so many characters and concepts that we can barely keep track of them. Also on this episode, Suesie can't keep track of the bowler hats.  Frank talks about supervillain[...]

On this week's extra credit we're talking about the book, All Together Now by Matthew Quick.  We don't think much of it.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

(Trigger warning: alcoholism, domestic partner abuse, homelessness)On this week's episode Suesie and Frank are talking about the movie All Together Now based off the book, Sorta Like a Rock Star by Matthew Quick.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about her cinnamon roll based TED Talk.  Frank talks about Mr. Freeze's pettiest of crimes.  Intro[...]

On this week's extra credit, Suesie and Frank are talking about the book White Oleander as opposed to the movie with slippy fingers Michelle Pfeiffer.  For some reason, Shania Twain features heavily into this episode. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Man, I Feel Like a Woman by Shania Twain.   We'd like to[...]

(Trigger warning: Grooming, child abuse, suicide, violence against a child, substance abuse, alcoholism, predatorial behavior) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're covering White Oleander.  Following Astrid as she makes her way through a series of foster homes while trying to deal with her imprisoned mother.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini[...]

We're still talking feminism as we cover the Moxie book on this week's extra credit.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ Frank's Spotify playlist can be found here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6i5KnF82x4zMuya4ee5ZXW?si=L7Ome5b4Q-Gdor4qUt-JTg 

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're making zines and taking names because we're watching Moxie.  And Moxie girls fight back!  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Rebel Girl by the Linda Lindas.   We'd like to thank our sponsor this week: Smile Brilliant! They can be found here:https://www.smilebrilliant.com/?coupon=girltalk#podcast You can use the code:[...]

This week's book report is given by Suesie telling us about the book Simon vs. the Homosapien Agenda.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're getting into the head of one Simon Spier whose going through... just so much.  But then again so are a lot of people in this movie.  Also, on this episode, Suesie tries to hide her puppet romance past.  Frank is just off the walls.  Intro and[...]

(Trigger warning: teenage sexuality, suicide, violence, drug use, alcohol abuse) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're talking about The Cat and the Moon. A beautiful movie about Nick trying to figure out where to go in his life.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Common People by Pulp.   We'd like to[...]

On this week's episode we're talking about Donnie Darko!  One of Suesie's favorite movies and one of the weirder ones we've covered.  Also on this episode Suesie recounts an entire dinner.  Frank brings up Persona.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We'd like to thank our sponsor this week: Smile Brilliant! They can be[...]

On this week's episode Suesie and Frank are going to figure out how to date an alpha.  It goes off the rails almost immediately, finds new rails and then goes off those.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We'd like to thank our sponsor this week: Smile Brilliant! They can be found here: https://www.smilebrilliant.com/ You[...]

(Trigger warning: Violence, assault) On this week's episode we're going into some body switching horror with Vince Vaughn, Kathryn Newton and the rest of the cast of Freaky!  Also on this episode Suesie loses her mind over the Golden Oldie.  Frank proves Suesie wrong. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and[...]

(Trigger warning: Parental Death) This week we're doing the time loop again with The Map of Tiny Perfect Things.  This is a heartbreaking one.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We'd like to thank our sponsor this week: Smile Brilliant! They can be found here: https://www.smilebrilliant.com/ You can use the code: GIRLTALK for 30% off!  Please rate,[...]

This one got away from us.  We were supposed to be talking about the perfect first date movie.  Instead, it just became date advice.  Enjoy!  The regular episode will be out tomorrow.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch-me by Susan Sarandon in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.   We'd like to[...]

On this week's extra credit Suesie and Frank dissect what happened to the Super Mario Bros. Movie.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Do The Mario by the Super Mario Super Show.  We'd like to thank our sponsor this week: Naturally VainThey can be found here: https://naturallyvain.ca/ Use the code: SPRINGVIBEZ for 20% off Please[...]

On this week's episode Suesie and Frank are heading into pageant season with Willowdean, Dolly Parton and all the rest!  It's Dumplin'! Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill We'd like to thank our sponsor: Rebels in Rouge!  They can be found here: www.rebelsinrouge.com Use the code TGT10 for 10% off your first order Please rate, review[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're peaking in high school with the entirety of the cast of Cobra Kai.  Also on this episode Suesie wonders who the Harley Quinn is.  Frank thinks about Paulie's robot.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Glory Days by Bruce Springsteen.  We'd like to thank[...]

For this week's extra credit we're speaking to one of the first writers of young adult novels, Rhys Bowen!  She is with us to talk about the rerelease of her series Heartbreak Cafe!  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Ellfie books can be found on their twitter: @ellfiebooks Or on their facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ellfiebooks/ Or on[...]

On this week's Teen Girl Talk, we say goodbye to a movie trilogy that has done right by us.  The To All the Boys I Loved Before franchise and its wonderful heroine Laura Jean.  No jokes this time.  Just gratitude.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. For our coverage of the other two[...]

On this week's Extra Credit we're sitting down with author Lisi Harrison who has written the Clique series and the upcoming book, Girl Stuff!  She was such a joy to speak with.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Lisi can be found: On her website: https://lisiharrison.com/On her instagram: https://www.instagram.com/authorlisiharrison/  Please rate, review and subscribe to[...]

On this OUR 200TH EPISODE AND FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY!  Suesie and Frank are playing with cat dragons in the movie How To Train Your Dragon.  We want to thank everyone whose been on this journey with us and written into the show.  You're the best!  If this is your first episode welcome and you're the[...]

On this week's extra credit two of our wonderful fans are showing us their skillz that pay them billz.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's Teen Girl Talk, we watch the first of Frank's picks for his birthday month.  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!  This movie is both figuratively and literally dark.  Also on this episode Suesie wonders about April O'Neil's landownership.  Frank sees the man inside the suit.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We'd[...]

On this week's extra credit Suesie sits down with Sophie Simnett who plays Red in the Skycinema film Twist!  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Trailer for Twist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhDF-55R7gSophie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sophiesimnett/  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

This week we're giving a brief overview of the show Derry Girls because we want you to just go watch it without us spoiling anything.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Here's the youtube video that we talk about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3e8d9nErUk  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make[...]

On this week's episode of Extra Credit, Frank challenges Suesie to try and guess the price of several Craigslist items.  Listen as she becomes first shocked then angered by the audacity.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Rag & Bone by the White Stripes.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on[...]

On this week's Teen Girl Talk we're going sleuthing with a much better Holmes, Enola!  She has to deal with a murder mystery, a cute lord and her two doofy jerk brothers.  Also on this episode Suesie worries about wrist breaking while starting cars.  Frank is hiring far too many people to deliver messages.  Intro[...]

On this week's extra credit, Suesie tries to stump Frank with what's going to happen in a wonderful Twilight fanfiction.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please leave a kudos for the author: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28688199  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're hanging out with Beth Harmon and her love of chess on Queen's Gambit!  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Chess by Rivers Cuomo.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's episode of extra credit, Frank makes a quiz about movie sequels for Suesie to try and guess at!  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/ 

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're doing the first two episodes of Bridgerton, a Regency Era combination of Drive Me Crazy and Gossip Girl.  That's a pedigree that I would take to a ball.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I[...]

On this week's episode Frank hopes to teach you how to get your friends into video games.  Happy New Year!  Get out of here, 2020!  Intro is Video Games by Lana Del Rey.  Outro is Video Games by Leeni.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/Suesie's Instagram:[...]

This week we're heading into the wild with a group of girls.  Oh wait no we're heading into flashback town.  Also Suesie is annoyed that we have to talk about certain kinds of dudes again.  Frank explains the mystery box. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We'd like to thank our sponsors this[...]

Hey everyone, we don't have a full episode this week instead we just wanted to check in and tell y'all how much we appreciate you.  Also to let you know about something else we did this week that'll hopefully give you that TGT fix you need so bad.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. [...]

On this week's episode we're hitting the mean streets of Preston, Idaho with Napoleon, Pedro and Deb.  That's right it's Napoleon Dynamite!  A classic from Frank's high school years.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Canned Heat by Jamiroquai.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make[...]

On this week's episode of extra credit, we're going over all the problematic things that we enjoyed in our teen years.  Hoo boy are we wholly embarrassed.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Toxicity by System of a Down.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make[...]

On this week's episode we're diving into what embittered adults think is influencer culture with #realityhigh.  UGH.  This movie was a trial.  Also on this episode, Suesie becomes exasperated by so much.  Frank's heart is so full of love.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Suesie and Frank are dealing with these killer clowns that just happen to have endless powers.  That's right it's Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Also on this episode Suesie refuses to talk about clown biology.  Frank delivers the clown commandments.  Intro and outro is Killer Klowns by[...]

On this week's extra credit Suesie, Frank and their mom are going to a crappy party thrown by a member of the Fear family. It's going to be a bad time.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/ Kevin[...]

On this week's episode we're finishing up the first season of Dash and Lily.  We're full grown people and we're not afraid to cry.  Also on this episode Suesie pushes a baseball mitt towards someone.  Frank has a Cat's in the Cradle moment. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We'd like to thank our sponsor[...]

On this week's extra credit Suesie and Frank are talking with Emily Lin from the Girl Up Network to tell us about how she's spreading gender equality in her home country of Taiwan. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   The Girl Up Network: https://clubs.girlup.org/global-networkGirl Up Fuhsing: https://www.instagram.com/girlupfuhsing/  Please rate, review and subscribe to the[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Suesie and Frank are covering the first four episodes of Dash & Lily a cute Christmas romance show.  Will these two lovebirds communicating via notebook drops find love?  God we hope so.  Also, Suesie tries to herd cats.  Frank thinks back to the time of too many[...]

On this week's episode we're taking it back to the past with The Craft Legacy!  The sequel to a movie we watched way back in our first year!  We also got some listener emails from Andrea and Shelly!  Thank you for writing in!  Also on this episode Suesie asserts her Entourage knowledge.  Frank chides himself[...]

On this week's episode of extra credit Frank tries to explain the genius of Hideo Kojima while Suesie tries to stop her brain from melting.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Press X to Jason by Eric Fullerton. His music can be found here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6bm5V0SEMFyrWGCzPTH83C  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show[...]

On this week's episode we're dealing with some dumb sweetheart ghost boys and a very talented young girl named Julie.  That's right it's Julie and the Phantoms. Also Suesie talks about pickle relish that better be nowhere around here.  Frank comes up with a mini horse movie.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini[...]

On this week's episode of extra credit we're talking about the weird book, Sweet Valley High #62: Who's Who?  Wowzers this book is wild and we discuss how it only gets wilder. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We were also on another podcast called Coffee, Tea and Music Therapy.  The episode can[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading into the block to fight back against some weird looking aliens.  We go so off the rails at times but this movie is so good.  Also on this episode, Suesie is Mayna Scully. Frank is an optometrist with a really suspicious practice.  Intro and outro[...]

On this week's extra credit Suesie and Frank get all complainy about their least favorite twist endings.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We're doing two giveaways for free digital downloads!  For the movie Spontaneous and Love and Monsters!  All you have to do is e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com Please rate, review and subscribe[...]

On this week's episode we're watching the deconstruction of slasher films, The Final Girls!  This movie is super good and we love it.  Also on this episode Suesie apologizes for Oscar.  Frank talks about L.A. Noire. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We're doing two giveaways for free digital downloads!  For the movie[...]

On this week's episode of Extra Credit thanks to a suggestion from Bailey, we're talking about the TikTok obsession with Draco Malfoy and people reality shifting into Hogwarts.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Don't forget that you can enter to win one of five digital copies of the new movie, Spontaneous by[...]

On this episode of Teen Girl Talk we're heading into suburbia to fight vampires instead of the city with Fright Night!  Also on this episode, Suesie talks about how everyone knows Jerry is bad for them but he's just so hot.  Frank rates David Tennant on a 1-10 scale.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl[...]

On this week's extra credit Suesie talks about her crush on Jared Leto and where that has led both of them.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/ Kevin James is a Giant Peach: https://kevinjamesisagiantpeach.tumblr.com/  

On this week's episode we're battling gentrification and vampires in Vampires Vs. The Bronx!  I'd say more but that's about the whole movie right there.  Also on this episode Suesie recalls Bombermen.  Frank mistakes the importance of skulls and yearbooks.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Skulls by the Misfits.  We'd like to[...]

On this week's special episode we talk with the charming Dallas Hart from Greenhouse Academy!  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Dallas can be found on his instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dallrulz/Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/ Kevin James is a Giant Peach: https://kevinjamesisagiantpeach.tumblr.com/  

On this week's episode we watch a movie called Banana Split that honestly, you should just check out.  It's super good and sweet.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We'd like to thank our sponsor for this week: Via Behavioral Health!  You can find them here: https://www.instagram.com/theviacommunity/?hl=en We'd like to thank our bake sale sponsor:[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're interviewing the triple threat, ice skater, singer-songwriter and Miss Michigan 2020 winner: Aneesa Sheikh!  She's here to talk to us about her new single: The New Normal!  And beyond that is just an inspiring, wonderful person to chat with.  Intro and outro is the New Normal[...]

This week we're going back in time to talk about the Baby-Sitter's club movie from way back when in 1995!  Do you like kids in cowboy suits?  Do you like montages?  Do you like a bunch of interesting characters having no plot lines or dialogue?  Well do we have the movie for you!  Also on[...]

On this week's episode of extra credit Frank talks about the 3D Sonic games while Suesie follows him down the rabbit hole of madness.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We'd like to thank our sponsor for this week: Via Behavioral Health!  You can find them here: https://www.instagram.com/theviacommunity/?hl=en Please rate, review and subscribe to the[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we take a look at the movie, Casper.  It's a love story between a friendly ghost and dour, sour puss, spooky loner daughter of a ghost therapist.  For some reason, he wants to help three terrible ghosts.  Meanwhile, Suesie calls Frank out for not watching them movie. [...]

On this week's episode, Suesie indulges Frank so that he can breathlessly talk about one of his favorite book series of all time. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill We'd like to thank our sponsor for this week: Via Behavioral Health!  You can find them here: https://www.instagram.com/theviacommunity/?hl=en Please rate, review and subscribe to the show[...]

On this week's episode Suesie and Frank are heading into the city for an entire movie about fixing a flat tire and picking someone up from the bus station.  It doesn't sound that interesting but then you haven't seen Adventures in Babysitting.  Also on this episode Suesie calls out some bad wigs.  Frank realizes his[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're heading into the jungle to hang out with Dora, Boots, Diego and the rest.  Also on this episode, Suesie talks about her deep connection with Swiper.  Frank talks about a boring bag of chips in a vending machine but he thinks it's great.  Intro and outro[...]

On this week's episode of Extra Super Esoteric Credit, Frank presents his very shaky and poorly researched case against Miles Tellier.  Suesie and Beth join in and offer counterpoints and support.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We'd like to thank our sponsor for this week: Via Behavioral Health!  You can find them[...]

This week we're chasing the skip of great shows with Teenage Bounty Hunters!  Thrill as Suesie and Frank stay on topic for nearly the entire EPISODE.  Honestly, here's a spoiler alert: this show rules.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is I Fought the Law by the Clash.   We'd like to thank our sponsor[...]

(Sorry about the uneven volume and quality.  We're testing some new recording methods.)  On this week's episode we're fulfilling yet another teen's influencer dream to get into a college.  This time through dance!  Really boring dance.  Also on this episode, Suesie talks Magic the Gathering, very briefly. Frank can't understand make out schedules.  Intro and outro[...]

On this week's special episode we're sitting down with author and editor of the book, Body Talk: 37 Voices Explore Our Radical Anatomy, a book about body image, acceptance and all points in between.  Kelly was a delight to talk to and the book is incredible.  We highly recommend you check it out.   The book can[...]

On this week's extra credit Frank was supposed to talk about the Animorphs but the discussion got away from them and they just ended up talking Marvel comics.   We'd like to thank our sponsor this week Dear God Are We There Yet? a volunteer travel community.  They can be found here: https://www.deargodarewethereyet.com/our-vision Please rate, review and subscribe[...]

On this week's episode we head off the rails while talking about the Victorious/iCarly spinoff Sam & Cat.  Also on this episode Suesie makes some accusations regarding Hart of Dixie.  Frank admits the truth.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Ross without Laugh Track provided by youtube user TVBeePlease rate, review and[...]

This week we're answering an e-mail and just chatting about Megan Fox, Wolverine and loneliness.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  This week's sponsor is the 10K Dollar Day podcast!  Give them a listen and check them out here: https://www.10kdollarday.com/welcome Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make[...]

On this week's episode we're finishing up our coverage of the Netflix Babysitters Club season 1!  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. To find out more about our featured nonprofit please go to: https://www.moderndivergence.com/ Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/

On this week's episode Suesie and Frank have a chat with author and youtuber, Brittani Louise Taylor about her new book Saintsville!  The book is available from all major book retailers!   You can find Brittani at the following places Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/BrittaniLouiseTaylorInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/brittanilouisetaylorpics/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BrittaniTaylorFans/ We also want to tell you about our wonderful sponsor this week.  Thousand Fell!  Maker[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're getting a breath of fresh air with the Babysitters Club!  No terrible parents!  Kids being kids!  It's wonderful.  Also on this episode Suesie talks Judge Judy.  Frank continues to decry Stephen Moffatt.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  This week we'd also like to[...]

On this week's extra credit Suesie and Frank talk about the Joss Whedon written Wonder Woman script that thankfully never came to pass.  Also Grumpy Old Men for some reason.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/

(Trigger warnings: shoplifting, abuse, addiction) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Trinkets is stealing our hearts with its five finger discount.  Also on this episode Suesie can't deal with a certain phrase.  Frank can't pronounce names again.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on[...]

This week Suesie and Frank are talking about the excitement, sadness and joy of school dances. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/

(Trigger warning: forced outing, homophobia, suicidal ideation, suicide, child abuse, bullying, ableism) On this week's episode Suesie and Frank are heading down the campaign trail with Payton and oh boy is it hard going.  But they're determined to cover the first four episodes of The Politician on Netflix.  Also on this episode Suesie admits what we[...]

This episode is a straight up fun mess. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. On this week's episode Suesie and Frank watch the heartbreakingly lovely The Half of It. Telling too much would be spoiling so we're not going to do that.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Origin of[...]

(Trigger warning: Bullying, racism, homophobia) On this week's episode Suesie and Frank watch the heartbreakingly lovely The Half of It. Telling too much would be spoiling so we're not going to do that.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Origin of Love from the Hedwig and the Angry Inch movie soundtrack.  Please rate, review[...]

On this week's extra credit, Suesie and Frank are talking about summertime past and present.  Intro is Feels Like Summer by SingSing and outro is All Summer by Kid Cudi, Best Coast and Rostam Batmanlij.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/

(Trigger warnings: Transphobia, homophobia, child abuse, teenage sexuality, drug use, teacher-student relationships, bullying)  On this week, Suesie and Frank are talking about the show Control Z.  Where a hacker starts revealing all the secrets of a school.  Also on this episode, Suesie calls out the principal.  Frank doesn't know how to pronounce the name Raul.  Intro[...]

On this week's extra credit Frank tells Suesie about a book that he loved as a child.  The story of a thirteen year old boy surviving against the Canadian wilderness with nothing but a hatchet.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I[...]

(Trigger warning: Mentions of suicide, sexual assault) On this week's episode, Suesie and Frank talk about the extravagant and problem free lives of the characters of Gossip Girl!  The winter soldier is in one of these eps!  Also, Suesie talks about an imaginary rap career for Nate.  Frank imagines segway vs hoverboard battles.  Intro is Luckiest[...]

We got a chance to have a chat with the wonderful Aminah Mae Safi about her upcoming book, This Is All Your Fault, which comes out this October!  But if you want to read some of her stuff beforehand you can check out her other books: Not the Girls You're Looking For and Tell Me[...]

On this week's episode of extra credit, we're talking about the dystopian sci-fi novel, House of Stairs.   We'd like to thank our sponsor this week: www.herocosmetics.com They're offering Teen Girl Talk listeners 15% off their order of the Might Patch by using the code teengirltalk15 at checkout.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I[...]

On this week's episode we cover the show, Victorious!  An odd show that reminds us of the zaniest that once reigned at Nick. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Given what's happening this week please consider giving to https://www.reclaimtheblock.org/ Also if you're going out to a protest please follow these guidelines to make sure yourself[...]

(Trigger warning: Grooming) On this week's episode of extra credit, Suesie and Frank talk about Catcher in the Rye by J. D Salinger.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/I Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Suesie and Frank talk about the High School Musical spinoff movie, Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure... it's meh.  Also on this episode Suesie calls out dog romance.  Frank pitches a remake of the Lighthouse.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We'd like to thank our sponsor this[...]

On this week's episode to deal with the fact that Mad Men is leaving Netflix, Suesie and Frank talk about it.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalkFrank's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJcUttxP0ujvc6HXBz-4kIw/videosFrank's Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/FranklinCotaI Hope I Can Make It Through: https://ihopeicanmakeitthrough.podbean.com/

On this week's episode we take a look at the last of the mainstream High School Musical movies.  The only one released in theaters!  Meh.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about late stage capitalism as portrayed by High School Musical.  Frank imagines a world where Sharpay is a follower of a trickster god.  Intro[...]

On this episode of Extra Credit, Frank and Suesie talk about whatever the hell they want.  Guess what it's books and video games.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We'd like to thank our sponsor for this week: Aila!  They offer pre workout supplements and are offering Teen Girl Talk fans a discount[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're still talking about High School Musical but the sequel this time!  In this one Sharpay bosses around a grown man into hiring the entirety of her eleventh grade class so that she can get one of them to perform in the talent show with her.  Also[...]

For this week's extra credit Frank and his friend Donnie talk about their experiences upon the stage.  Includes talk about putting on the High School Musical live performance, the Wizard of Oz and the passion play.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us[...]

This week we're talking about High School Musical.  Is this our first musical?  It might but it won't be the last because we're doing all of them this month!  Also on this episode Suesie calls out Dolphin's Tale 2.  Frank can't remember Wonder Woman.  Intro is We're All In this Together, outro is Breaking Free[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading back to the prom with someone who is taking it waaaaaayyyy too seriously.  Also on this episode Suesie defends an undefendable wish.  Frank marvels at a team that has declared martial law.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe[...]

On this week's extra credit we double our listener e-mail answering from last week. Equally as important as our listeners, we also talk about saving the united states post office which has come under attack.  Below is the link to write your senator: https://actionnetwork.org/forms/monday-april-27-2020-national-mail-in-day-to-save-the-post-office Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalkFrank's[...]

We're answering one listener e-mail this week.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalkFrank's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJcUttxP0ujvc6HXBz-4kIw/videosFrank's Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/FranklinCota

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Suesie and Frank talk about a movie where a 30-something year old goes back to school to become a cheerleader.  This is a foreign concept to both of them. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We'd like to thank our sponsor this week: Ghost Town[...]

On this week Suesie and Frank talk about what they've found out about the dark world of the Buddyverse.   We'd like to thank our sponsor this week: Canvas People!  You can find them at https://www.canvaspeople.com/ use the code: teengirltalk at checkout to get a free 11 by 14 print FREE except for shipping handling.  That's right, a 69.99[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we cover the movie: Instakiller!  Where an annoying terrible teenage girl named Harper is going to get killed by one of her followers on fake instagram.  Surprisingly, the guy in the fedora is only mildly creepy.  Also on this episode, Suesie doubts that Frank watched the movie. [...]

On this week's episode of Episode 5 we talk about some corrections that friend of the show, Jillian has given us.   We'd like to thank our sponsor this week, Fruit of the Bean!  They can be found here: https://fruitofthebean.com/Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalkFrank's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJcUttxP0ujvc6HXBz-4kIw/videosFrank's Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/FranklinCota

On this week's episode we start again in Lifetime Movie Month!  Ah, so nice to see a familiar, friendly face.  This week we're covering the movie, the Wrong Stepmother.  Kate from the Wrong Daughter decides to step up her game and force herself on a different family.  Also on this episode, Suesie grieves for poor[...]

Suesie and Frank got a chance to speak with Liz Lawson, author of the Lucky Ones, which comes out today wherever fine books are sold.  She was absolutely charming and wonderful.  Unfortunately, the skype call gets a little buggy here and there so there might be some odd edits.  So, take some of time out[...]

On this week's extra credit Suesie and Frank talk about Ready Player One and then Frank complains about the 80s.   We'd like to thank our sponsor the Girl Means Business Podcast!  You can check them out here: https://www.girlmeansbusiness.com/the-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalkFrank's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJcUttxP0ujvc6HXBz-4kIw/videosFrank's Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/FranklinCota

(Trigger warnings: depression, suicide, domestic abuse, bullying) On this week's episode Suesie and Frank talk about the beautiful, heartbreaking movie All the Bright Places starring Justice Smith and Elle Fanning.  We highly recommend it.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Let It Slam by djbtown.   Thanks to our sponsor Love Masami you can find[...]

On this week's Teen Girl Talk Extra Credit Suesie and Frank talk about where they were ten years ago.  Frank doesn't understand time.  Suesie talks rapper art.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   We'd like to thank our sponsor this week, the modhop podcast!  https://modhop.com/podcasts/Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Suesie and Frank discuss a movie where a young woman who loves monologues and nothing else plans to get revenge on the father that has wronged her.  Also on this episode, Suesie finds a way to talk about a puppy movie.  Frank watches Oscar.  Intro and outro[...]

On this week's episode we talk about To All the Boys I Love Before books.  Suesie is very angry.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Thanks to our sponsor for this episode the Don't Forget to Write Podcast!  https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dftwhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dftw/id1489897166 We'd like to thank Podcorn for sponsoring this episode!  You can find sponsporship opportunities and ways[...]

UGH.  GOD.  GROSS.  This movie is terrible.  Follow a bunch of idiots as they make a terrible dating app.  This movie hates women.  This movie hates men.  This movie hates everyone.  Also on this episode Suesie wants to get it over with.  Frank develops a new helicopter based date rescue system.  Intro and outro is[...]

Our rants and stupidity couldn't be contained to just Wednesday!  Suesie and Frank are going to talk about Fantasy Island.  Why?  Because why not!? Thanks to Blue Elan Records and Chelsea Williams for sponsoring this mini ep!  Check out her great song Red Flag in the links below:Listen to Red Flaghttp://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/redflagChelsea Williams Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/chelseawilliamsmusic/?hl=enChelsea Williams Discographyhttps://open.spotify.com/artist/3fZzAjQ2YQjEnYsh4Kw0Mc?si=J5iKjA9HQumEUBBn8E8PQA Please rate,[...]

On this week's episode we're dealing with Jeff and Owen as they try and get a record deal before time runs out!  Or before Owen goes into the marines.  Who are cool with him not joining up.  Also on this episode Suesie accuses Frank of the foulest of language.  Frank talks about who he wants[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering some debt collecting scumbags led by Zoey Deutch!  It's the movie, Buffaloed!  Also on this episode Suesie confuses a pair of men.  Frank is sleepy.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Money(That's What I Want) by Cheryl K. Feat. Awkwafina.  We'd like to[...]

3 YEARS BABY!!!  This is the third year anniversary of Teen Girl Talk and to celebrate we're doing an above average neo noir high school mystery starring Joseph Gordon Levitt.  Enjoying hearing us talk about JGL running, getting punched and kind of solving a mystery.  Also on this episode, Suesie sends Frank to find a dictionary. [...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we check it on cute boots and her multiple beaus.  They quickly make it apparent whose side they're on.  The only right side.  Also on this episode Suesie is confused about magicians.  Frank really doesn't know how to speak sometimes.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. [...]

On this week's episode it's Frank's birthday!  And the Cotas are watching Birds of Prey!  Great movie and good times discussing it.  Also, on this episode Suesie comes up with the idea for Fast and Furious 10.  Frank gets to talk comics as much as he wants.  Intro is Experiment on Me by Halsey.  Outro[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie are stuck inside the Panic Room with best movie mom, Jodie Foster.  Can they get out or will Jared Leto cause problems for them again?  Also, Suesie derails the conversation a bunch.  Frank reveals some truths about Sam Rockwell.  Intro is Rebel Girl by[...]

Suesie and Frank bid goodbye to A New Year, A New Lohan month with Mean Girls!  Can Cady figure out how to twirl the Plastics around her little finger? Find out!  Also on this episode Frank talks about amplifiers. Suesie makes a revelation.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Popular by Nada[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're switching places and covering Freaky Friday!  Nearly done with A New Year, A New Lohan, which will soon go the way of Neighpril.  Also on this episode Suesie gives a talk show ultimatum.  Frank differentiates between Jamie Lee Curtis and the Cryptkeeper.  Intro and outro is[...]

It's one of those.  One of those movies that held our attention so poorly that we can barely do a plot synopsis.  Instead, listen as Frank and Suesie center themselves.  Suesie makes plans to get into the Herbie-verse.  Frank talks baby yoda.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Coconuts by Junior Senior.   Please[...]

On this week's episode Suesie and Frank know who killed them. It was this movie.  Call the police.  They died because this movie was terrible. Also Suesie talks about the state of the recording space.  Frank wants Lindsay Lohan to start her private army one more time. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro[...]

On this week's episode Suesie and Frank investigate the mystery that is Herbie Fully Loaded for the first entry in their New Year, New Lohan month. Lindsay Lohan drives a live ruining VW Beetle to victory in a NASCAR race.  Also on this episode Suesie is confused by the movie to the point of rage. [...]

This week your Christmas gift is us seeing this movie so you don't have to.  This movie is terrible and thinks it has a point but it really doesn't!  It's Black Christmas.  Also, on this episode Suesie makes a better movie.  Frank leans into his impression.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please[...]

On this week's episode Suesie and I had a limited time so it's a short episode.  We covered Jumanji the Next Level(barely) but we do talk about some of our other favorite movies this year.  Also, Suesie thinks that video games are nonsense.  Frank receives some lewd Rory McCann photos.  Intro is Rebel Girl by[...]

On this week, Frank is left unsupervised so he decides to go watch some anime with his friend, Kia.  They're covering the first four episodes of the superhero school show, My Hero Academia!  Also on this episode Frank talks about doing a shot of blood.  Kia maces herself.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by[...]

Welcome to the most strangely contentious episode of Teen Girl Talk where Frank and Susie deal with a teen ensemble Christmas movie.  A bunch of people doing stuff one snowy day that ends with a party at a waffle house and a pig that deserves better.  Meanwhile, Susie admits a mistake in judgment. Frank comes[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're getting summer jobs at Adventureland!  A thoughtful, heartfelt kind of movie about love lost and gained.  Also on this episode Suesie talks job romance.  Frank invents a new kind of movie preview.  Intro is I Will Dare by the Replacements.  Outro is Unsatisfied by the Replacements.   Please[...]

On this week's episode Suesie and Frank are heading back to the mat to watch the gymnastics show Make It or Break It requested by Jillian!  There's a gymnastics street fight.  We're not kidding.  Also on this episode Suesie requests a slash fiction with two distinct older gentlemen.  Frank envisions a world where a man[...]

On this week's episode Frank and Suesie talk about the DUFF where Bianca learns a terrible lesson about her place in the hierarchy but gets to make out with a hunky dude.  Also on this episode Suesie tries to ship men ruled by animals.  Frank tries to talk about the Scooby-Doo trailer without getting made[...]

This week Frank and Suesie rage against the nonsense that is the movie After, a movie based off of a book that was a fanfiction.  Toxic masculinity ahoy!  Hardin is a jerk and so is Tessa.  There's actually 16 warning signs we miscounted.  Also on this episode Suesie just about goes super saiyan.  Frank uses[...]

On this week's episode we're covering the Madam of Purity Falls.  A movie about townies starting male escort rings and the women who love them.  The madams not the escorts.  Though I guess there's some love for the escorts.  Also on this episode Suesie narrates Slurfest 2019.  Frank is foretells the downfall of Purity Falls. [...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk Frank and Suesie are hanging out with their very own Party Mom.  Except things are going to get not fun pretty dang quick.  Also on this episode Suesie has a crisis of faith.  Frank brings up some history with Vanilla Ice.  Intro and outro is Party Hard[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're talking about the Lifetime movie, Death Clique!  Not much of a clique with two people but it still gives some twists that Frank and Suesie didn't see coming. Also on this episode Suesie talks about age play.  Frank identifies knives.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl[...]

Oh snap!  It's a bonus ep of Teen Girl Talk!  And we're basically time traveling because we talk about doing this on the episode that's coming out tomorrow.  We watched the first episode of the new Are You Afraid of the Dark and it was pretty good.  Intro music is Feel the Fear by Maz[...]

On this week's episode we have The Wrong Boy Next Door, a kind of combo title for all the lifetime movies that we've been dealing with lately.  Except this one features more houseflipping and confusion about what court stenographers do than you can shake a stick at.  Plus, a very clear peeping fetish and one[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we watch Mommy Be Mine!  A movie about Cara who desperately wants a dumb mom all to her own by being really possessive, racking up one of the highest body counts in Lifetime movie history and destroying some helpless cupcakes.  Meanwhile, Suesie admires how feral Cara is.[...]

We close out Snaping September with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2.  The finale comes for Harry, Ron and Hermione and many tears for Franklin and Suesie.  Also on this episode Suesie reveals having a thing for Piccolo.  Frank's brain just kind of melts out of his ears.  Intro and outro is the[...]

In this episode Frank and Suesie deal with the penultimate chapter of Harry Potter.  Also on this episode Suesie yells at some teens.  Frank comes up with a hypothetical party plan.  Intro and outro is Horcruxes by Harry and the Potters.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalkFrank's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJcUttxP0ujvc6HXBz-4kIw/videos

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're covering Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.  Harry is dealing with being the chosen one.  Hermione is dealing with Ron's nonsense.  Also, Suesie laments the Jeremy Renner app.  Frank forges ahead.  Intro and Outro is Dumbledore by Harry and the Potters.   Please rate, review and subscribe[...]

On this episode Frank and Suesie head back to Hogwarts to deal with the rise of Lord Voldemort.  Meanwhile, Suesie becomes obsessed with a Jeremy Renner app.  Frank considers the nightmare that is the wizarding world.  Intro is Driving Me Crazy by the Hermione Crookshanks Experience.  Outro is Luna Lovegood is Okay by Harry and[...]

(Intimate partner abuse, sexual assault, bullying) On this week's episode we're covering Boy Next Door.  It's basically the Wrong Teacher because the Wrong Teacher ripped this off.  Watch the Wrong Teacher instead, find out why by listening to the episode.  Also on this episode, Suesie takes a phone call.  Frank recounts one of the most important[...]

(Trigger warning: Racism) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, tramps like the Cota siblings were born to run.  That's right, we're watching Blinded by the Light!  A movie about a young Pakistani boy in England discovering the joy of Bruce Springsteen and trying to follow his dreams.  Also on this episode Suesie talks subliminals. [...]

On this week's Teen Girl Talk we're talking about Woodstock or Bust.  Two singer-songwriters head for the greatest music festival in history and hijinks ensue!  Meanwhile, Suesie is so salty about her lack of knowledge about American history.  Frank is right about the timeframe of the Korean War.  Also, there's a cameo from Mama Cota! [...]

(Trigger Warning: Suicide) On this week's episode Suesie and Frank are dealing with the Wrong Teacher.  A tale that seems like a low budget version of another familiar movie.  Hmmm... Also on this episode Suesie yells at the main character.  Frank yells about the main character.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate,[...]

On this week's episode we try and talk about the Hills!  Oh, Lord how we try and fail.  Also, there's a bunch of listener mail.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about a demon encounter.  Frank tries to get through the story of Dragonball Z.  Intro and Outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate,[...]

Spoiler warning: All of Neon Genesis Evangelion and End of Evangelion  On this week's episode Suesie isn't available so Frank gets in the robot with friend of the show and former guest, Kia!  We're covering the first four episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion now on netflix with much of the good quality taken out of it.[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're talking about Spider-Man: Far From Home!  Peter Parker just wants to go on vacation with his friends and crush, MJ but uh oh Mysterio wants him to help deal with some elementals.  Also on this episode, Suesie wants to do weird things to Jake Gyllenhal.  Frank[...]

This week we're trying to chase our dreams with the movie, Teen Spirit!  Violet wants to be a singer but she'll need to learn the ropes as well as gain confidence if she wants her dream to come true.  Also on this episode Suesie sings this movie's praises.  Frank is impressed with Vlad.  Intro is[...]

On this week's episode we cover Logan!  At the tail end of a terrible future for the X-men Professor X and Logan try to survive and deal with the arrival of a new mutant who is very much like Logan, the young Laura.  This one is kind of dark and we cry a bunch on[...]

(Trigger warning: Underage drinking and sexual assault) On this week we're heading into the weird high school revenge story of Ma!  Octavia Spencer had a bad time in school thanks to the parents of a bunch of main characters.  Now she's going to get her revenge!  Also on this episode Suesie makes a shocking revelation about[...]

(Trigger warning: Literally everything.  This movie is purposefully offensive) This week we're doing a request from our listener, Maggie!  The movie Heathers!  Hoo boy this one was a doozy.  Two outcasts decide to get revenge on the popular kids in a terrible way.  Also on this episode Suesie complains about lava lamps.  Frank talks too much[...]

(Trigger warning: Brief mention of sexual assault) This week we cover The Society!  When all the parents disappear they leave behind a bunch of teens who are so awful and boring that we couldn't bother to learn their names.  Also on this episode Suesie figures out a way to stop the hentai shirt.  Frank saves the[...]

This week Frank and Suesie are Booksmart!  This movie is so good and wonderful.  Two girls decide that after years of studying it's time to spend the night cutting loose and going to a party.  Things don't go so well.  Also on this episode Suesie has a shocking revelation.  Frank reveals some adorable height facts. [...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie invite you to a whole new world where the heroes and villains are just so hot.  I mean, daaaannnnnggggg Jafar.  That's right, we're doing the new live action Aladdin movie!  You know what it's about.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about butter milk and fairy[...]

On this week of May Smooches we're covering The Sun is Also a Star.  A movie talking about love and the absolute nightmare that is American immigration law.  Meanwhile, Suesie complains about Frank's extra lava lamp.  Frank falls more and more in love with Charles Melton.  They're also both melting. Intro is Rebel Girl by[...]

This week we're slurging through The Last Summer a movie about a bunch of terrible people doing boring things.  Wowzers, this movie is bad.  Meanwhile, Suesie is just done with it.  Frank talks about how George Clooney is going to enter a love triangle with him and the Cryptkeeper.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl[...]

Hoo boy we really go into the weeds during this episode.  But that's what happens when we watch a good movie.  On this week, we're covering the Perfect Date!  A movie about a young man renting out his services as a date for any occasion.  This of course causes problems further down the line because[...]

It's the first episode of May Smooches month and we're covering the Bella Thorne, Rob Riggle movie, Midnight Sun!  About a young girl who can't go out in the sun because she's allergic to it.  Also on this episode, Suesie thinks that Jason Biggs can be more creative with his money.  Frank likes a slice[...]

So, we were supposed to do Bring it On but that recording got eaten, so to make ourselves feel better we did this movie instead.  Andie wants to dance but life keeps getting in the way, so she ends up at a school for dance and life decides to keep getting in the way. Also[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're talking about a movie where a boy is behaving badly and some girls who want revenge.  So nothing out of the ordinary.  Also on this episode, Suesie in shock at what Frank will tolerate for the sake of love.  Frank talks about the two loves in[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about the gymnastics movie, Stick It! About a young woman who has to either make it through gymnastics training or end up back in the clink.  It's better than it sounds.  Also on this episode, Suesie becomes obsessed with a pair of headphones.  Frank tries to keep[...]

This week we decided to tackle Dance Academy... and kind of not talk about it.  It was really boring.  But the rest of the episode is pretty fun. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about a dream she had.  Frank mourns the loss of a TV show.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk we're talking about Alex Strangelove about a young man trying to figure out who he is and the girlfriend who is being just really patient with him.  Also, Suesie shares some very intimate details with us and on facebook DMs.  Frank can't recognize motels.  Intro is Rebel Girl by[...]

This week we're covering Five Feet Apart!  A heartbreaking love story between two teens living with cystic fibrosis.  Also on this episode, Suesie is just so full of energy.  Frank has to clean off his phone.  Both of them are very emotional.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe[...]

(Trigger warning: bullying, antisemitism, homophobia) This week we're watching, F The Prom!  A wacky, crazy movie that features a lot of people being glib about some very serious issues.  This movie was weird.  Also on this episode Suesie praises Frank for a clean phone.  Frank is kind of tired after a long walk so he can't[...]

(Trigger warnings: transphobia, hazing, bullying, mentions of sexual assault, homophobia) This week it's the beginning of Suesie's month with the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina!  A spooky look at everyone's favorite witch and the friends that tolerate her.  Also on this episode, Suesie gives herself multiple high fives.  Frank chooses the boring option.  Intro is I Cast[...]

IT'S OUR TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! And to celebrate we're heading back to seventh grade with PEN15!  Maya and Anna are heading into seventh grade and are far too pumped about what's going to be a nightmare.  Because that's what seventh grade is.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Demirep is Bikini Kill.   Please rate,[...]

(Trigger warnings: suicide, ableism, parental death) This week we're covering the sequel to Happy Death Day!  I don't want to describe it too much if you haven't seen it so, I'll just let you know, it's great.  Also on this episode, Suesie talks fancy donuts.  Frank is here to support some nurses.  Intro and outro is[...]

(Trigger warning: ableism, transphobia, homophobia, assault, bullying) This week we're dealing with the deeply problematic Sierra Burgess is a Loser.  Another Frank pick because we thought we just had to do this.  This movie stars Shannon Purser as the monster Sierra Burgess who decides to just be awful to a bunch of people including the almost[...]

This week we're talking about the animated movie, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker!  The new Batman has to deal with the old school Joker.  And you have to deal with Frank talking about a bunch of nerd nonsense.  Also on this episode, Suesie finds out some shocking news about Henry Rollins.  Frank throws his[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're closing out Lifetime movie month with The Boy She Met Online.  Local idiot, Cami, meets a prison idiot named Jake online and it all goes to hell from there.  Meanwhile, her put upon mom has to do her best to keep this poor decision making fool safe.  Also,[...]

(trigger warning: homophobia and forcing outing someone) This week we're talking about #squadgoals a movie that just kind of is there.  Okay, okay, I guess I'll give it a little bit of a shot.  Someone is killing people so that they can be the only one in line for a scholarship. Then a bunch of dumb[...]

This week we're trying to solve the problem of the Wrong Daughter!  An awful woman adopts a young woman who wants nothing more than to be loved.  Also on this episode Suesie calls out Ivan.  Frank tries to figure out the secret of the Cartel.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Start[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Sophie uses a drone to find out that her boyfriend is cheating on her with the head cheerleader.  And then the head cheerleader ends up dead!  Then the most predictable movie happens.  Also, Suesie talks track suit cleaning. Frank is losing his mind.  Intro and outro is[...]

Just giving everyone a heads up about our scheduling going forward.  

(Trigger warning: stalking and violence against women) This week we're handling our first Lifetime movie, Bad Tutor!  This movie is about a dude named Devon who wants to date the same woman and throw her off a cliff.  He's the worst and fits in well with the rest of the cast who is also the worst. [...]

Trigger warning: teen pregnancy and sexuality. Abortion. This week we're taking a request from Justine to talk about Juno!  The Diablo Cody written movie starring Ellen Page, Jason Bateman and Michael Cera.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about being Kanye's publicist.  Frank gets called out.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Anyone[...]

WOW this week's episode was a doozy.  Continuing with our listener request month, Jillian suggested Crowning Jules!  This movie is such a doozy.  It stars no one and features nothing.  Come feel the pain with us.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us[...]

This week we're doing as we're told by our fans and covering Ella Enchanted!  Where Anne Hathaway is a young girl gifted with the gift of obedience and the boring, kind of wacky, but definitely racist hijinks that ensue.  Also on this episode Suesie crafts a strange fiction where Frank is adopted by J. K[...]

In our first week of fan pick month we have Kamikaze Girls, requested by Lemon Sunshine!  This movie rules!  It's about young woman, Momoko who loves gothic Lolita clothing and the Roccoco era hanging with a tough gang girl name Ichiko.  They get into some pretty wild adventures forging an amazing friendship.  Also on this[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're ending I'm Doing Just Bynes month with Easy A starring Emma Stone with supporting help from Amanda Bynes!  This movie is so good.  Also, on this episode Suesie talks about how good of a daddy Stanley Tucci is.  Frank recounts some fatherly advice.  Intro is Rebel Girl by[...]

On the penultimate episode of I'm Doing Just Bynes month, we tackle What a Girl Wants.  Hoo boy this movie sucked.  We apologize for the late episode as well as it's brevity.  We do not apologize for the levity though.  Also, on this episode Suesie investigates the Jenny conspiracy.  Frank calls out young people.  Intro[...]

This week on we're covering the Amanda Bynes led remake of Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare.  Viola wants to stick it to her loser exboyfriend by beating him at soccer after the girls' team is cut from her own high school.  So, she's going to dress as her brother and head to a different school[...]

This week Frank and Suesie are doing just Bynes with Sydney White!  A weird remake of Snow White starring Amanda Bynes.  This movie is ehhhh... Also, on this episode Suesie becomes a weird fetish plumber.  Frank thinks about what Breaking Bad would be like starring Hank Hill. Intro is I Don't Know Who You Are[...]

Oh snap, here's a half hour about the first two episodes of the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.  Our thank you for getting us to 30 ratings on iTunes!  Thank you everyone! A show about Miriam Maisel having to get through the 1950s and dealing with her weenie of a husband, Joel.  She'll do her best with[...]

This week we're taking a trip to a Cabin in the Woods!  A deconstruction of a horror movie by Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon.  These teens are enjoyable and spoiler alert for both the podcast and the movie, we hated watching them die.  Also on this episode Suesie becomes a terrible drug dealer.  Frank talks[...]

This week we're covering a hidden gem of a horror/comedy named Freaks of Nature!  I could tell you whose in this but it's more fun to find out on your own by watching it.  In fact, maybe watch this movie then come back and listen to this episode.  It's so good.  Also, on this episode[...]

This week we're going to the snoozefest that is Hellfest.  A lackluster horror movie that stars no one and does nothing.  It's a haunted house but people start dying for real!  Ahhh!  Ugh.  Also on this episode, Suesie finds out about Nagini.  Frank is annoyed with haunted house employees.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl[...]

(Trigger Warnings: attempted rape, transphobia, homophobia, classism, racism, sexism, violence, blood, fragile male egos, sexual assault, predatory males, grooming)  This week we're covering the explosive new movie, Assassination Nation.  What happens when an entire town's personal information and communications gets leaked?  Chaos.  Four girls are going to have to rely on one another if they want[...]

Hey there everyone, once again sorry about the late episode.  I was sick and Suesie was out of town.  But we're closing out Snaping September with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.  If you can't tell we had a lot of fun with this movie.  Also, Suesie talks about resetting back to zero.  Frank[...]

Spoiler warning: the Ending of Legend of Korra & Adventure Time. Here on the penultimate episode of Snaping September we're dealing with the vicious serial killer Sirius Black!  Also, some crazy strong vibes from Professor Lupin.  Also on this episode, Frank spoils the endings of two big franchises.  Suesie talks Shakespeare.  Intro is Hippogriffs Deserve to[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk we're tackling the second Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!  That's right, we're meeting a host of new characters like Gilderoy Lockhart and Dobby and Tom Riddle!  Also on this episode Suesie reveals a shocking new crush.  Frank calls out with Howlers.  Intro is Follow[...]

We're taking our first of four forays into the magical world of Harry Potter this month on Teen Girl Talk.  Does this really need anymore introduction than that?  Also on this episode Suesie talks about the pointlessness of ghosting.  Frank does his best to keep it spoiler free.  Intro is I am a Wizard by[...]

This week we're talking about unrequited crushes(we have a lot of those) and good movies(we've been getting fewer of those lately).  This movie is super cute and good.  Just to answer the question, Suesie was right.  On this episode Suesie attempts to push Frank over.  Frank shows off his muscles.  Intro is Rebel Girl by[...]

This week, Teen Girl Talk is getting involved with gangs!  Specifically, the Bling Ring.  So, y'know kind of a starter criminal element.  One without much committment.  Also, on this episoe Suesie is horrified about something having to do with the Slenderman.  Frank proposes a business venture.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. [...]

Welcome to the misogyny hour!  This week we're covering too movies that just straight up hate women though Beautiful Creatures takes it a step farther and hates the South too.  My God these movies were hard to get through.  Suesie learns some disturbing truths about Jeremy Irons.  Frank gets loud.  Intro and outro is Lee[...]

(Trigger Warning: suicide & child abuse) This week on Teen Girl Talk we're finishing up the last four episodes of Runaways.  We're dealing with bad parents with bad plans, good kids with bad plans and Old Yeller dinosaurs.  It's a good show.  Also on this episode, Suesie wonders what it takes to get Bane to be[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're still runn- I mean, we're still trying to figure out what these parents are doing.  There doesn't seem to be that much running away as of yet.  But this show is still fun so we're going to keep at it.  Also on this episode, Suesie throws shade at[...]

Trigger Warning: sexual assault, abuse between parent and child This week is the first week of our look into the hulu show, Marvel's Ruanways.  A group of teens with special abilities and evil parents.  Watch as they try and stop their parents' evil deeds.  Also on this episode, Suesie is baffled by the Punisher.  Frank tries[...]

This week we're spinning off to talk about the amazing movie, Josie and the Pussycats!  A movie that features 73 different companies and their products and a strong anticapitalism message.  That the Cota siblings completely ignore throughout the entire time they talk about it.  Also on this movie, Frank is here for Carson Daly.  Suesie[...]

(Trigger Warning: sexual assualt) This week on Teen Girl Talk, Suesie and Frank are hanging with four women for the last two weeks of school talking about getting high and such and it's just kind of disappointing.  They thought it was going to be a romp but it's a lot heavier.  And what's left isn't that[...]

(Trigger Warning: Sexual assualt, rape, sexual violence, abuse, racial profiling, racism) This week Frank and Suesie talk about the whip smart show, Sweet Vicious.  A warning that this show talks about sexual violence and rape and we do not want to upset anyone.  Please skip this episode if this makes you uncomfortable.  The show is about[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk we're getting a little wild with Teen Wolf!  A bunch of cute boys jumping around shirtless and playing lacrosse.  Also, Suesie couldn't make it this week so stepping in to save the day is friend of the show Kia!  Also on this episode Kia shows her expertise.  Frank talks[...]

So, Popular was so blah that we just kind of went right off the tracks and never looked back.  If you wanted an episode where we spend about a third talking about the actual show and then forty mintues talking about summer memories and the top ten from 1999, this is the one for you. [...]

(Trigger warning: Suicide) We end our tour of Riverdale with revelations and make outs. It was a fun and at times very not fun trip.  We are so happy for taking it.  This week Suesie talks about her dreams of cruise ships and embezzling.  Frank talks about all the man on man love of Sparta.  Intro[...]

This week, Frank and Suesie head to Riverdale to dive into the dark, murderous world of Archie comics!? A land with a diner that has club lighting for some reason.  A land that's like Pretty Little Liars refined and crystallized.  Guess what we're doing a whole month of Riverdale.  Also on this episode Suesie thinks[...]

On this the last week of Murder May the Cota siblings take on It Follows! A movie about a slow moving but persistent curse that's passed on by having sex.  It is hella good and hella scary.  Also on this episode Suesie looks up some stuff about puppets.  Frank figures out how to survive using[...]

Trigger warning: Suicide This week Frank and Suesie are communing with the spirits on the ghastly, Ouija!  A tepid, bland, repetitive not very good horror movie.  With no scares.  No thrills.  No chills.  Really, there's so little to this movie the two hosts just start ranting about any number of things like thirsty ghosts and their[...]

Woo doggy this was a good one!  Starring Samara Weaving, Bella Thorne and Hana Mae Lee!  About an evil babysitter and the boy trying to stop her.  Buckle up this is going to be a fun ride.  Also on this episode Suesie talks trash to old school England.  Frank comes up with the best Breaking[...]

The movie was called Cecil B. Demented.  

Trigger warning: Suicide and sexual assault  This week the Cotas want to ask you, Truth or Dare?  The truth is this movie sucks and we dare you not to watch it.  However we would dare you to watch the remake that Suesie and Frank come up with that has more unicycles than you can shake a[...]

And with this final bizarre piece of cinema neighpril comes to a thankful end.  This week's movie is called A Cowgirl's Story and it has more plots than you can shake a stick at and is clearly just a quick cash in that no one cared about.  I think this is one of our better[...]

You can hear the exhaustion in our voices as Neighpril wears us down.  But this is actually a good horse related piece of media.  It's a love story about a young girl and a horse called Free Rein.  I think this is the first Neighpril outing that we actually gave a score above 5 for. [...]

Join us on our journey through the confusing movie called Forest Fairies.  This movie nearly kiled us yet again.  This movie had more to do about fairies than horses.  Our cast includes Rumpelmomskin and Amanda who decides that running away a few feet is the answer to all her problems.  Everyone else is completely negligible.  Neighglible? [...]

Ladies and gentlemen.  I come to you a broken man.  Broken by the Horse Dancer.  This movie is the most buck wild thing we have seen in a long time.  Come and join us on this journey of confusion, anger and then more intense anger.  There is very little horse dancing in this movie.  There[...]

Quick disclaimer: Suesie and I would like to apologize for any shade we threw at Tim McGraw in this episode.  We spoke out of ignorance(per usual) and later in the episode found out he's an alright dude whose into gun control.  This first week of Neighpril we watch Flicka!  The origin story of the most[...]

Here we are with our last Suesie pick for the month!  My So Called Life!  A joyously and sometimes painfully realistic telling of a young high school girl's life as portrayed by Claire Danes.  With her friends Rayanne and Ricky and her parents Graham and Patty.  Also a little sister whose name escapes me at the[...]

Spoiler Warning: Suesie and I don't stop talking about the movie at any point so if you don't want the movie spoiled, maybe watch it before you listen to this.  If you were waiting on us to tell you if it's good before you see it, well, it's good and you should watch it.  This[...]

For the second week of Suesie's picks we're doing the movie, Go! Which is honestly just the worst biopic detailing the creation of the Chinese strategy game.  Haha, just kidding it's actually about club kids in the late nineties.  Starring a wide range of nineties actors!  Scott Wolf!  Katie Holmes!  Sarah Polley!  Timothy Olyphant!  Taye[...]

Trigger Warning: Suicide  This week we're covering the beautiful, heartbreaking movie, Every Day based off of a novel by David Levithan.  It's about a traveling spirit that inhabits the body of a different person every day and the young woman they fall in love with.  We apologize for messing up the pronouns.  Also on this episode[...]

Here we are at the end of Frank month with a super fun movie, Clueless!  This movie follows Cher as she learns that she doesn't have all the answers about life and especially love.  It is just an all around great movie and I'm so happy to share this episode of the podcast with you. [...]

We made it!  52 episodes!  A solid year!  Thanks for sticking with us! Here we are knee deep in week three of Frank's month.  This week we're doing the depressing look into the void Attack on Titan.  An anime where human soldiers fight desperately against giants that want nothing more than to eat them.  We[...]

This week for Frank's second request and for Valentine's day we're doing the 1996 Baz Luhrman version of Romeo and Juliet.  Set not in Varona, Italy in the 1500s but instead in Varona Beach with guns instead of swords and Leonardo Dicaprio being a dreamboat.  Also a killer soundtrack.  Also on this episode, Suesie gets[...]

Woo!  It's our fiftieth episode!  And this is the first Frank pick for Frank February and it's Fruitbasket!  A story about a sweet girl that lives with three boys who turn into animals from the Chinese zodiac whenever they're hugged by the opposite sex.  Also, just a super sad show.  Also on this episode, Suesie[...]

This week we're hitting up A Knight's Tale for our good, good, Heath Ledger fix.  A sports movie about jousting because of course there is.  Features a whole bunch of people who we never actually call by their character names and even less so by their actual names.  Including that bad dude, Rufus Sauce.  Also[...]

Wow o wow.  This movie is insanity.  We have not dealt with a movie like this in quite some time.  This one nearly broke us.  This movie was requested by Lemon Sunshine.  Was this movie made by a machine? Was it produced by some kind of soulless body of wizards?  We don't know.  We just[...]

On our second week of requests we're doing the heartbreakingly beautiful book and movie, the Perks of Being a Wallflower.  A solid cast, a well told story and just the loving hands of the author make this a sight to behold.  Also on this episode Suesie is horrified at what could have been.  Frank hits[...]

Here's our first movie for request week!  The Fundamentals of Caring requested by Samantha.  Just a beautiful heartwarming movie, starring Paul Rudd as a caregiver to a young man played by Craig Roberts who has muscular dystrophy.  They take a road trip across the country and help each other overcome some major emotional obstacles.  Also on[...]

Happy New Years!  Welcome to 2018 with us talking about a really great comedy named 21 Jump Street!  This movie is so funny and I think our episode about it is pretty funny as well.  Not to toot our own horns.  But toot toot, my friends, toot toot.  Also on this episode Suesie starts her[...]

Happy holidays everyone!  This week, we're taking on the Disaster Arist, the movie based off the book about the making of the Room.  This is our second to last Franco movie for the month so jump into the deep end with us because we got not one but two Francos in this movie.  Just so[...]

First off my listeners, let me apologize.  I couldn't find the Paulie's Robot love song.  I'm deeply ashamed and have given myself a time out for it.  Okay, that's admittedly kind of weird.  Nevermind. Here's a movie about people playing this game where they're given dares to complete to earn money!  But underneath it all[...]

Spring Break forever.  Spring Break forever.  Spring Break forever.  Here we go with the second movie in for Franco December, Spring Breakers!  Do you like bikinis?  You got 'em!  Do you like parties?  You got that too!  Do you like existentialism and girls that are kind of insane?  You got that!  Do you like James[...]

(Trigger Warning: Predatory Adults) Here's a movie about some no-goodniks, Val Kilmer playing a character that deserved a movie all to himself and Emma Roberts being what might be our most realistic teenage girl ever.  Also, James Franco is in this movie because it's Franco month!  To celebrate the Disaster Artist now in theaters, we've decided[...]

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie cover 17 Again a movie about Zac Efron trying to correct the mistakes of his past before he becomes Matthew Perry again.  My god is he a cutie and this movie is unexpectedly sweet.  Also on this episode, Suesie makes sure you know she's[...]

Trigger Warning: Bullying, suicide, predatory adults This week the Cotas hit the reset button again and again in an angsty drama regarding bullying and the effects it has on other people starring Zoey Deutch and Halston Sage.  This one was hard to watch but pretty good.  Also, on this episode Suesie comes up with theme months[...]

Wow, we were so disinterested in this movie.  We take a bunch of diversions because this movie was boring and we straight didn't want to talk about it.  We answer some listener mail.  We talk about celebrity genitalia.  We go on the imdb page of the person whose listed in the credits only as the[...]

Let's do the time warp again!  We're starting our month of time loop movies with a pretty recent release.  The comedy/horror movie Happy Death Day.  A movie about a young woman doomed to repeat the same day where she's murdered unless she can figure out who killed her.  Also on this episode Suesie reveals deals[...]

This week, the Cota siblings are going on a Halloween adventure!  We're watching the tonally bizarre and kind of gross in places Fun Size, starring Victoria Justice and Jane Levy.  This was such a weird movie.  Also on this episode, Suesie demands repayment from Amazon.  Frank give Suesie the side eye.  Intro and outro is[...]

This week we talk about one of the greatest Halloween movies ever made.  Bette Midler slays along with Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker.  We feel the embarrassment from Thora Birch talking all weird about her brother's crush.  Still, this movie is amazing and we love it.  Also on this episode, Suesie talks about her[...]

Sorry this one is a little late.  Just got back from vacation.  We watch the Lifetime made for TV movie, My Stepdaughter!  Oh boy this movie.  There's just so much going on.  You have to watch this movie.  You have to listen to this episode.  Suesie develops a new form of family therapy.  Frank yells about[...]

If you want to talk to Frank and Suesie this week, you're going to need to go through their agents.  I'm just kidding, you can reach them at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. Nevertheless they're going full Hollywood this week with the Lauren Conrad novel, L. A. Candy and the Bella Thorne led TV show, Famous in Love.  Hoo[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie jump into the last three episodes of Cosplay Melee.  They are still in love with Yvette Nicole Brown and impressed with the skills of all the cosplayers even if they're disagreeing with the judges more frequently.  Frank and Suesie bring it to sad town and then[...]

On this week's episode Suesie and Frank jump into the world of reality television competitions with Cosplay Melee! This show is just a joyful nugget of positivity. Plus, it has the wonderful Yvette Nicole Brown on it.  Also on this episode Suesie tells her past self to get it together.  Frank tells a story about[...]

Oh man, this is a fun one.  Today we're dealing with Fired Up!  A fun and frolicking comedy about football players who decide to go to cheer camp!  Antics abound!  Also on this week Suesie talks about being a creepy preteen and Frank gets kicked out of the Office subreddit.  Questions, comments, concerns, e-mail us[...]

Hey everyone we have a kickstarter going to buy a second microphone!  I'm giving you all those details in the above clip but you can also just stroll over to: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/271193548/teen-girl-talk-needs-a-second-mic? to contribute.  Thank you so much if you do!  We love to hear from you, so also if you could rate, review and subscribe to us[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk we delve into the  world of Judy Blume's magnum opus, Summer Sisters and join up with a pair of attempted murder magical pants in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.  Also, in this episode Suesie give Blake Lively the best career advice of her life.  Frank reads a review[...]

It's Labor Day but Frank and Suesie aren't resting on their laurels as they bring you Crazy/Beautiful starring Kirsten Dunst who plays the crazy and Jay Hernandez who rightfully so plays the beautiful. Also on this movie, Suesie thinks that Jay Hernandez is a beautiful man.  Frank thinks that is reductive and that the word[...]

As we say goodbye to summer reruns, we knew that we would return.  And return we have to movies about young women being obsessed with dull boy shaped lumps of cardboard.  Back to our roots on this one with You Get Me starring Halston Sage, Bella Thorne and Anna Arkana.  All the boys in this[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we hang with the good, good family, the Wilsons and a bunch of other lesser families.  It's the updated version of Beverly Hills 90210 just called 90210.  We don't need to tell you that 90210 is Beverly Hills.  You know.  YOU KNOW.  Goodbye half unbuttoned overalls under leather jackets.[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk we talk about the original Beverly Hills 90210.  We're dealing with a bunch of old teens as usual.  The cool guy is wearing overalls under a leather jacket. There's a jerk dude who at least did the right thing once.  But these are some good kids for the most[...]

Here we are with our second episode about Buffy the Vampire Slayer and our second appearance by our OC expert, Aaron!  This week we're messing around with some big ass mantises, some bad, bad hyena boys and the most boring boyfriend of the week you've ever seen.  Also on this episode, Suesie loses her mind[...]

This week, we're heading to the Hellmouth to talk about Buffy the Vampire Slayer the TV show!  Featuring our resident Buffy expert, Justine(though she won't admit it).  Also, featuring our first ever celebrity endorsement!  Who is it?  You'll have to listen to find out.  Also on this episode Suesie is sick of these unsexy vampires.[...]

Trigger Warning: Discussion of sexual assault and violence. This week the Cota siblings discuss the black comedy Jawbraker as well as the genre unknown novel The Summer We Came Alive by Deborah Cloyed.  A movie with the absolute bombshell Rose McGowan and a novel with oversharing adults that is hardly teen related.  Also on this[...]

This week the Cota siblings jump behind the wheel of Baby Driver!  Directed by the phenomenal Edgar Wright Baby Driver tells the story of a young driver, trying to get out of his life of crime and spend the rest of his time with the woman of his dreams.  Unfortunately, the life keeps dragging him[...]

Whose ready to see some first world problems!  This week the Cotas jump into the world of the OC.  Featuring punch boy Ryan!  Party girl Melissa!  Nerd Seth!  And apparently the reincarnation of our lord and savior Sandy Cohen, at least by our first guest's estimation.  That's right we actually have a guest!  Everyone meet[...]

Here we are at the end of pretty little summer.  What a ride this show was.  But we had to get out before we just became a PLL fancast.  What would we have even called that?  Pretty Little Podcast?  Damn, that's good. Oh well.  On this episode Frank explains Supernatural to Suesie and Suesie becomes[...]

On this episode, we deal with a bunch more scumbag men and a few nice boys.  There's a destroyed memorial that no one cares about.  Join us on the penultimate episode of Pretty Little Summer, will A be revealed to us over the next six episodes?  I'm going with a solid no.  Also on this[...]

We are on a slip and slide of crazy pants stuff.  We continue following the antics of these four possible murderers or soon to be murder victims!  Still love this show.  More bets are made.  Also there's a whole bunch of love for Storm of the X-men at the end of the show. The figure[...]

Holy cats!  This show is so fun!  We tackle the first three episodes of Pretty Little Liars here at the beginning of Pretty Little Summer where we're doing four episodes on this banana crazy show!  This show is about four girls who may or may not have done a terrible thing.  Along the way they're[...]

It's summer time and it's time to hit the beach!  Surf the ocean waves and the radio waves and listen to the top ten hits of summer '04!  This summer was filled with Lil' Jon, Usher, Maroon 5, Hoobastank(gross) and Enya?  Bizarrely?  Also in this episode Suesie gives herself a terrible nickname.  Frank holds a[...]

It's pretty boys and greasy air this week on Teen Girl Talk as Frank and Suesie suffer through the exhausting Covenant and the middle of the road The Tudor Witch Chronicles: Witchfall.  Listen as Suesie is made understandably uncomfortable by scenes of torture! Marvel as Frank recalls more about this movie than he wants to![...]

To close out Murder May it's time to watch a good movie again!  This week we're covering the Faculty!  A somewhat rip off of Animorphs except no one makes a weird transformation into a tiger or red tailed hawk or giant squid.  Instead, we use crushed amphetamines and paper cutters to fight our enemies.  Dang[...]

This week we tackle the movie, Urban Legends.  A garbage pile that is clearly a cash grab after Scream came out.  Where stupid stories that people tell each other around campfires hold the same reverence as scripture for some reason.  Also in this episode, Suesie gives up. Franklin is angry about lithographs.  Intro and outro[...]

Trigger Warning: This episode we mention attempted sexual assault, suicide and self harm.  If those things upset you, please feel free to skip this episode.   This week's episode and the second episode of Murder May is The Craft!  A coven of four young women uses the power of witchcraft to help themselves when things go[...]

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're staring Murder May!  Four 90s horror films starting with I Know What You Did Last Summer.  This movie features four garbage people doing something terrible.  There's a megaton of shrill fishwife screaming.  Also, Suesie laments her hook hands.  Franklin continues his hatred of 90s fashion trends.  Questions comments[...]

This week is a double feature(kind of) of jealous teenage girls and horror!  First up, we have Jennifer's Body, the grossly underappreciated movie starring Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried.  Secondly, we have the Fear Street book Bad Dreams by R. L. Stine.  Also on this episode there are far more noticeable cuts because we got[...]

It's morphin' time on this episode of Teen Girl Talk!  We're reviewing the 2017 Power Rangers movie.  Susie makes homemade Red Bull.  Frank brings something up at the beginning and never mentions it or its significance ever again.  Questions, comments, concerns? realteengirltalk@gmail.com Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill 

A made for TV movie about ice skating where Frank refuses to talk about Yuri on Ice that is just bananas with so many sub plots.  It tries so hard.  Susie and Frank together create a rich back story for every character involving betting on childhood sports, the Russian mob and steroids.  Sit back and[...]

On today's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie discuss the Twilight movie and book and the Last Vampire book by Christopher Pike.  You might not have heard of that second one but let me tell you it deserved to be a movie way more than Twilight.  Why isn't it?  Because evil is a[...]

There's not 10 things we hate about this movie!  Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles shine in this movie.  Everyone else kind of just hangs out.  Also, Suesie comes up with the best movie idea ever.  Franklin throws an entire forest of shade at Andrew Keegan.  If you have any questions, comments or concerns e-mail them[...]

We go from murderous stalkers of mediocre high school sports to murderous horses in this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk.  The movie is Flicka Country Pride, the third in the Flicka whatever.  I don't care about this movie even though the podcast came out really funny.  Sometimes you just gotta know when to hold[...]

A perfect killing machine.  A woman of such absolute purpose.  Madison Bell.  This is her story.  This is how this bananas movie became one of the best things we've ever seen.  This week's movie is Swimfan.  Sit back and enjoy.  

Wow, this one nearly killed us.  A story about a garbage house, a chump that makes terrible paintings, a girl in a dress from Hot Topic and all of them doing things that no one cares about.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions?  Comments?  Concerns?  realteengirltalk@gmail.com

Hello all!  This is a new podcast featuring my sister and I talking about media made for teens.  Partly we talk about the movie, then hunky boys we like and finally a little bit above ourselves.  If you enjoy two people having fun and talking trash, then you'll enjoy this podcast.  Intro & outro is[...]