Aug 21/2020
- John & Pat discuss the soul-crushing emptiness of VIP meet-and-greetsand the weird genius of Stephin Merritt before arriving at the definitive top 10 (or so) stand-up comedians of all time. But not to worry: we consider Don Knotts a stand-up.
- A generic title for an episode without a theme, unless you know of some link between Lost and Errol Morris documentaries. And if you do, please don’t tell us.
- John & Pat look at the Oscars from 30 years ago and compare them to the current year (312 B.C.). Will the same dumb actors show up on both lists? I totally copied & pasted that from our previous episode description!
- John and Pat look at the Emmys from 20 years ago and compare them to the current year (312 B.C.). Will the same dumb actors show up on both lists? You’ll be surprised! (Actually, it’s an awards show, so you won’t)
- John & Pat take time to honor two of our greatest actors, lost too soon. Greater actors even, perhaps, than John & Pat themselves. Plus, an inter-podcast shoutout to one of our cutthroat competitors – you have to listen all the way to the end to find out who! LUCKY.
- While this episode makes no mention of cows or the lazy noises they make, the title is nevertheless indisputable, so don’t come to us with complaints of false advertising. Focus on getting your own houses in order, freaks!
- John & Pat get wistful about the concerts they’ve seen, the concerts they missed, and probably some random nonsense, as well. Who can remember in this economy?
- John & Pat learn to stop blaming the universe for their problems and start blaming themselves, since they chose these movies. A positive move in terms of therapy, but not so much in terms of entertainment. Join us for the thrills, won’t you?
- John & Pat look back across half a century only to determine it’s all basically the same crap, only more so now.
- John & Pat use their precious time – and influence – to inform you of 2 of the most overlooked and forgotten gems in cinema history. You’re welcome. Send cash via Venmo. k thx byeeeee!
- John & Pat compare the Emmy nominations from 30 years ago with this year’s in an effort to determine how far back they started putting dramas in the comedy categories.
- John & Pat are at their timeliest as they discuss series finales from 2 weeks ago and a podcast that’s been around for 16 years. Tune in to the next episode for their hot takes on Chaucer!
- At long last, John & Pat complete their exhaustive study of sitcoms set in high school. Final result: Inconclusive.
- John proves yet again he has his finger on the pulse of the nation by badmouthing “Yellowstone” and “Succession”, while Pat Pats it up in his usual jovial manner. Plus: Telecommunications be complicated!
- John and Pat attempt to finally answer the age-old question: is it better to feel sad or happy? The answer may shock and astound you!
- John & Pat talk about their favorite songs of 2022 and prove how timely they are in the process. Sorry, Machine Gun Kelly, it’s still not your year (fingers crossed for next year!).
- John and Pat celebrate a milestone by completely forgetting about it and not celebrating at all, thus fulfilling the final requirement in their ascension to Buddha Nature.
- David returns for a bonus Halloween episode – because in 2020, time is entirely meaningless. (Watch One Cut of the Dead before watching this episode! Seriously! Also, don’t read about it before watching it. Just go watch it now!)
- John once again forces Pat to critique the musical heroes of his youth. Pat once again fails to rise to the challenge.
- David returns for a look at film noir – one considered a classic of the genre, one that’s better known for its theme song. Have fun figuring out which is which!
- Our annual look at the best songs of the first half of the year coming to you at the traditional midway point of the year. September! Watch out for our 4th of July Retrospective on November 1st!
- In their constant effort to constantly stay relevant John & Pat watch two sitcoms that premiered before podcasts existed.
- If you were wondering if this podcast could get nerdier, wonder no more: now they’re talking about video games. Would that include a history of Commodore 64 games and the code used to build them? I mean, do you even have to ask?
- Blah blah blah John and Pat blah blah blah pop culture blah blah blah idiots.
- Private eyes, they’re watching you – actually, you’re watching them. On TV. And they’re not real. Stop being so paranoid.
- David Schneider returns to discuss these classics of Asian cinema, and someone on the podcast hates one of the films. Listen to find out who! (Hint: it’s not who you think)
- John & Pat pick the top 20 songs from the 2nd half of 2019 to give you some options to create Spotify playlists and screw artists out of their money, you filthy thieves.
- John & Pat bring you more dispatches from the end times – now with 17% more stupidity!
- John & Pat help you through these difficult times the only way they know how: by telling you what to watch while you’re sitting on your butts.
- David returns to discuss the legacy of Neil Peart by comparing a classic album to…an album.
- John & Pat make their top 10 lists for the year and the decade – hopefully this will start a trend, and we’ll see other people making similar lists.
- If you can’t get enough of middle-aged men reviewing music for teenyboppers, this is the episode you’ve been waiting for. (Teenyboppers? Yes. What of it?)
- Yet another podcast about elderly women in Hollywood.
- John & Pat have done it again – by which we mean they spent an entire episode talking about nonsense.
- John & Pat once again bring their critical acumen to bear on pop music, so be sure you’ve got your dictionaries ready for their articulate reading of the work of Sleater-Kinney.
- John and Pat look at the most popular movie genre ever: the werewolf film. Suck it, Marvel Universe!
- More nothing. Come stare into the void with us, won’t you?
- The fall of the Berlin Wall vs. the Trump impeachment hearings – these are just a few of the things we won’t be discussing in favor of the mostly terrible pop detritus foisted upon us in these two forgettable years.
- Pat & John return from their hiatus to discuss the best music of 2019. They provide insightful comments such as “This song sounds good.” “I could listen to this in a bathtub. Not with water in it, because of shock safety!” “This song reminds me of a room.” Enjoy!
- John & Pat talk. No further information available.
- John & Pat argue about whether Stranger Things sucks and other politically-charged debates about these troubled times.
- Once again, John & Pat tackle the questions no one else has the guts to ask: Who should replace Alex Trebek? And why did we forget Terry Crews was a cast member of Brooklyn 99?
- John & Pat ramble on about nothing of import – perfect for the intoxicated listener.
- John & Pat get drunk by proxy from watching two sitcoms set in bars. Not that you’d be able to tell the difference.
- John & Pat take another episode to talk about this spectacle on ABC. I’m sure they will be getting a check any day now for all the free advertising.
- John & Pat look back to a more quaint time in entertainment, when racism and misogyny were issues to be dealt with. Ah, how times have changed.
- John & Pat answer questions submitted to Dear Abby. Who will be better – a professional advice columnist or two raging idiots? You be the judge!
- John & Pat nerd it up with the nerdy nerd nerd nerd Star Trek franchse nerd (nerd)
- Travel to yesteryear and today-year as John & Pat’s guests aboard the SS Hokey Old-Fashioned Sitcoms.
- John & Pat talk music again, so you can rest assured you’ll be in for an erudite, enlightening conversation. As long as you’re talking to a professor instead of listening.
- John & Pat once again didn’t prepare a topic, but if you’re in the market for Girl Scout cookies trivia, this is the episode for you!
- John & Pat pick their favorite songs from the second half of 2018. Sadly, since Creed didn’t release an album last year, they will all be second-rate.
- John & Pat pick their top 10 pop culture artifacts from 2018. Will The Big Bang Theory finally make the cut? Only their hairdressers know for sure.
- John and Pat ring in the new year by talking about the exact same dumb subjects they’ve discussed every other year. Their resolution is to never grow.
- Michael Morris is back to help celebrate the season with a couple holiday classics that teach us that the true meaning of Christmas is character actors, boxers on 50 year-olds, bisexuality, and blacksploitation versions of The Christmas Carol.
- John & Pat honor the memory of Pete Shelley by looking at two of his classic albums. Don’t worry – there’s plenty of inarticulate gibberish as well.
- John and Pat discuss vacations, what TV shows they’re watching and all the movies they haven’t seen. It’s like hanging out in an assisted living facility, but without the smell.
- Michael Morris returns for the umpteenth time in the umpteenth episode about godawful movies no one should ever be forced to watch. And yet we watch them freely, because we hate ourselves.
- Vivian joins the guys for their annual new fall shows episode.Once again, the networks top themselves in creating magnificent works of art that will hold up for eons to come. Get ready for rave reviews all around!
- John & Pat shoot themselves in the foot by giving listeners advice on other podcasts to listen to. Next week: tips to steal their loved ones away from them!
- John & Pat continue to make their way through The Wire at the glacial pace that’s sure to infuriate fans. They also check out Ozark – which, despite the presence of Jason Bateman, is neither funny nor enabling to abusive men!
- If you’ve ever watched a monkey try to do calculus, you know what you’re in for: John & Pat, with no improv background between them, play improv games. Aren’t you tired of professionals like Paul F. Tompkins and Jason Mantzoukas giving you polished, reliably entertaining comedy? Of course you are. Welcome to the future.
- The end of the Reagan years vs. the end (hopefully?) of the Trump years: who made better art? Or, for that matter, better TV, movies and pop music? The answer will both delight and sicken you! Just like life.
- Bust out your Nickelback and Nelly CDs and journey back to the year 2002 – a simpler time, when cable cop shows dealt with lighter subject matter like heroin addiction and pedophile rings.
- John & Pat tackle philosophy by discussing nothing to highlight the meaninglessness of existence. Or they were just to lazy to come up with an actual topic. Listen and decide for yourself.
- It’s that time of year again! John and Pat each pick their top 10 songs from the first half of the year. Note to listeners: your terrible band didn’t make the list.
- For their milestone 250th episode extravaganza, Pat & John celebrate by doing the exact same thing they do every year at this time: looking at the new fall shows. What did you expect, Paul F. Tompkins? Get a grip.
- John & Pat discuss the Emmy nominations and predict the winners with their usual well-informed accuracy. And if there are any Emmy voters reading this: you’re idiots. And if there are any Emmy voters not reading this: you’re not idiots.
- Michael Morris returns to discuss the 2 greatest films of the 20th century. And we mean 20th century B.C. when films didn’t exist, which is the only way these would qualify
- John & Pat compare these two albums. Seems obvious enough this description hardly seems necessary.
- John & Pat disregard the expertise of the professionals and offer their own advice to the dum-dums who write in to weekly columnists – with sometimes shocking results! Mostly not, though.
- John & Pat once again prove they quickly run out of things to say when talking about music. Then again, this is free, so who are you to complain? Check your privilege, doofus.
- John & Pat have nothing to say, but that doesn’t stop them from saying it for an hour. Why are you even reading this? It’s as pointless as life itself.
- John & Pat take a look at the latest clueless idiocy coming out of stars’ mouths, and counter it with some clueless idiocy of their own. Everybody loses!
- With the new fall season on the horizon, John & Pat decide to pitch their own TV shows – which, since they don’t work in Hollywood, already makes them better than 99% of what’s on TV. They’re still mostly awful, but better.
- John & Pat return to discussing crime shows – but the real crime would be missing this episode! So if you want to be just another piece of low-life filth, by all means, skip this one.
- Pat pays tribute to his late brother by sharing the songs they bonded over. John, meanwhile, is his usual damn fool self.
- Whenever beloved entertainers reunite after a 20-year absence, the result is always magical. Just look at the Pixies! So what could possibly go wrong with a new season of Roseanne? Nothing at all, that’s what.
- John finally convinces Pat to start watching The Wire, but how? Was it peer pressure? Blackmail? An intense buttocks massage? You’ll have to listen to find out! Oh, they also watched Hill Street Blues, if anybody cares (and they shouldn’t).
- John & Pat once again amuse themselves by recasting movies with the casts of other movies. The listeners might amuse themselves by switching over to another podcast.
- John & Pat try to relive their high school years through two sitcoms about kids ten times smarter than they ever were. Another failed experiment!
- John & Pat critique the finest of the fine arts: comic strips. Don’t worry – if this episode’s too highbrow for you, they’ll be back to something stupid next week.
- John & Pat devote an entire episode to talking nonsense. This is nothing new, but the twist is: this time they do it without a theme. If you’re a fan of laziness, this one’s for you.
- John & Pat take a look at the TV schedules for their respective senior years in high school. It goes a long way toward explaining why their lives went wrong.
- John tortures Pat once again by forcing him to listen to heavy metal, and Pat tortures John by continuing to speak in his Philly accent.It’s a win-win!
- John & Pat look at the differences between movies nominated 30 years ago and those nominated today. They agree on one thing both eras have in common, though: not nearly enough Andrew McCarthy!
- John & Pat pick their favorite songs from the second half of 2017. Will Blind Melon finally make the list? You’ll have to listen all the way to the end to find out!
- John and Pat spend an episode doing exactly what the rest of you do at work and click on Wikipedia links until they get bored. The only difference is, they’re not getting paid for it. And they never will be if they keep insulting potential advertisers as they do in this episode. The resistance lives!
- John & Pat do their annual Golden Globe predictions, and maintain their tradition of picking winners even though they haven’t seen the majority of the nominations. That’s how things work in Trump’s America! Their lack of knowledge doesn’t prevent them from explaining at length why the Hollywood Foreign Press sucks, either. You suck, HFP!
- Finally, the whole stupid year is over, so it’s time for our annual recap of the few good things that actually happened. Spoiler: The Emoji Movie didn’t make the cut. We’re rebels! ps: We apologize for not having a special “227” episode for our 227th episode. Wait until you hear Episode 90210, we’ll more than[...]
- Michael Morris joins the guys to give you the best Christmas gift ever: detailed descriptions of two movies so you don’t ever have to suffer sitting through them yourself. You’re welcome!
- Pat’s friend Yvonne joins the guys to discuss The Thing and Get Out, two of the best horror movies of all time. Also two of Pat’s favorite things to shout at strangers from a passing car.
- John and Pat take a look at the TV shows of old and compare them to today’s crop. Which era will come out the winner? The answer will shock and delight you. And also make you rethink all your life decisions. Don’t blame us if you walk out of your comfortable existence for a road[...]
- Pat & John finally finish their series on the best films of each decade with the ’20s and ’30s, so if you’re under the age of 187, you can probably skip this one. Sorry, millennials!
- Legitimate actress/musician Ana Golja and big-shot creator/producer Jonathan Hirsch join the guys from America’s 51st state (Canada!) to talk about their new comedy project, Fare Trade. This episode unofficially sponsored by BUNZ, which can feel free to send us a check as they see fit.
- John & Pat continue their journey into the past with a look at the films of the 1940s, which millennials may recognize as the decade most of the jokes on The Big Bang Theory come from.
- John & Pat take a look at the best films from a decade remembered fondly exclusively by old white men. Which could be any decade, really. You’ll just have to listen to find out which! Or read the episode title.
- Vivian does her yearly guest spot to grade all the best the networks have to offer. And as usual, their best would end up on most people’s trash fires. So enjoy, won’t you?
- Laura Bagnato returns to talk about two classic gang movies from the ’70s. Violence is never the answer, kids! Except in these films, where it solves everything.
- John & Pat once again compare the ’80s to the ’10s, and once again prove the past was a huge load of crap. Of course, they also prove that so is the present. Why even bother doing anything? Just quit your dumb job and collect unemployment.
- John & Pat predict the Emmy winners with the stunning accuracy you’ve come to expect from two guys with no showbiz experience or insight. And who doesn’t enjoy hearing semi-educated guesses about events that have already taken place? That’s what death cults are built on!
- John & Pat don their hallucinogenic jackets, Beatles style haircuts, and counter culture shoes and talk about the movies of the ’60s. Funny coincedence, they always wear those outfits in September. 30 days hath it!
- Ami once again joins the guys for the latest salvo in the gender wars: Rush vs. Tori Amos. Who will emerge triumphant? As always with this podcast, the answer is: the listener.
- “David joins the guys to finally answer the question that’s been plaguing all of us since the 20th century: Who’s better – Lucille Ball or Motörhead? The answer may surprise and delight you! If you’re psychotic.
- John and Pat tackle the illegal alien issue in a way those do-nothings in the government never thought of: by comparing two television shows. Who’s to say which method is more likely to heal the country? Jeremy Piven? I don’t think so.
- It’s that time of year again – when hope turns to despair as the promise of the new TV season gives way to mediocre reality. So be sure and listen to this exciting episode!
- Ami joins Pat & John to discuss two films that are virtually mirror images of each other – as long as you ignore genre, quality of acting, plot, cinematography, and critical acclaim.
- As they have done semi-annually for 59 years, John and Pat pick their top 10 songs of 2017 so far. Will Michael Bolton finally make the list? You’ll have to listen to all 2 hours to find out. Or skip it and go watch a movie, because he doesn’t.
- John & Pat pick their 10 favorite movies from the decade they were born. Unfortunately for them (and you), they weren’t born 2 decades later, so the Problem Child franchise is off the table.
- John & Pat look at 2 popular but terrible TV shows, but unfortunately John’s audio gets all squirrelly halfway through the episode. Still, it’s easier to get through than either of these shows.
- John & Pat do another episode about classic albums celebrating anniversaries, but who cares? Does anybody read these descriptions anyway? Rutabaga jetpack flim-flam Pocahantas do-rag.
- John & Pat delve into 2 classic rock albums because they figured they had more to say than the thousands of critical analyses already written about them. Look forward to them mansplaining The Beatles and Star Wars soon!
- John & Pat celebrate Father’s Day a week late with two sitcoms about dads, in honor of all the real dads out there who were always late for the important events in their children’s lives. Thanks for the years of therapy, family!
- John & Pat read the funny pages just like the man-children they are, so naturally they end up spending half an hour discussing the word “cuck”.
- Pat & John compare two shows about drunks and drug abusers, subjects they certainly have no familiarity with. As children they, like most of their generation, took Nancy Reagan’s words to heart. Straight edge 4ever!
- John & Pat pick their favorite new shows from the fall 2016 season. Consequently, this episode is only 2 minutes long.
- John & Pat pick their favorite John & Pat bits from all the John & Pat Johns & Pats. John & Pat!
- Pat & John rate their favorite Simpsons episodes – because who better to judge comedy legends than two guys whose qualifications are talking on the phone?
- Pop culture guru Steve Mockus returns to settle the most important debate of our time: Prince vs. Michael Jackson. As with most debates, there is disagreement – and also murder most foul.
- John & Pat pick their favorite movies from the 2000s, which, strangely, end in 2009. For some reason 2010 is considered the teens, even though that’s obviously complete nonsense. Thanks for nothing, PYTHAGORAS.
- John & Pat travel back (mentally) to the 1950s for a radio show where racism, misogyny and terrible jokes were the cultural norm. They also listen to an old episode of Amos ‘n’ Andy.
- John’s program of torturing Pat with screamy music finally comes to an end with the last installment of their Hüsker Dü album reviews. Will Pat exact his revenge? Or will John force him to do a series on the discography of Motörhead? Why are there no bands with umlauts anymore? And most importantly: why should[...]
- John & Pat tackle the classic debates: Dogs vs. cats! Surrealism vs. Hallmark! Alien vs. Predator! Or, you know, they just talk about comic strips like a couple of 12-year-olds.
- Are you in the mood to listen to 3 middle-aged white guys talk about the difficulties of their high school days and geek out over ’80s culture for a couple hours? Then look no further than this episode. And also 90% of the other podcasts out there.
- John & Pat compare two political sitcoms from different eras: one from a time when a criminal republican in the White House nearly destroyed the country, and one from when Nixon was in office.
- John & Pat pick their favorite movies from the ’90s – hope everybody loves hearing about Jim Carrey for an hour!
- Michael returns to discuss a pair of horror movies – one legitimate, one where the horror come from the realization you spent an hour and a half watching garbage when you could have been folding laundry. So i’s all a good metaphor for life in general.
- David returns to talk time travel movies with John & Pat. Will they inadvertently solve the problem of quantum gravity through their musings? Or will it just be more poop jokes? Find out…in the future!
- John reads Pat’s letters from his vacation in New Orleans. Literally, that’s it. Don’t expect much and you’ll still be disappointed.
- John & Pat pick their favorite songs from the second half of 2016. But with Lemmy gone, it’s just a pale shadow of what it could have been.
- John & Pat embrace the new regime by constantly talking while saying nothing – also by coming up with creative new ways to screw the lower classes!
- John & Pat drink a toast to the dearly departed of the previous year. Unfortunately, they both try to drink actual toast and end up choking to death in beautifully thematic fashion.
- John & Pat pick their best pop culture items of the year. If only they were picking the incoming cabinet, this might be meaningful instead of just masturbatory. But why change the format now?
- The holiday season is upon us, so instead of letting crazed shoppers and awful relatives bring your blood pressure up, allow John & Pat to do it instead with their half-assed attempt at entertainment.
- John & Pat are both feeling under the weather, but decided to give you a podcast anyway out of the kindness of their hearts. Sure, there’s no topic and they’re really more lazy than sick, but still – shouldn’t you be sending them money?
- Having a terrible year like the rest of us? Need something to cheer you up? The Earwolf network has plenty of podcasts for that. If you want to stay confused and angry, John & Pat are where it’s at!
- Nothing. It’s a theme Pat & John have explored before, both on the podcast and in their mental states. They once again stare into the void and the void stares back. Then the void takes them out for beers and they watch a VHS copy of Caddyshack. The void’s not so bad.
- John & Pat go back to the ’80s (like they ever left) to indulge in their goth and dance sides. Since neither of them can dance, it ends up just being more dreary than usual.
- Michael returns to triumphantly take his place among the geniuses of podcasting by choosing to discuss 2 movies nobody in America has ever seen. Also; debates about the best way to kill whitey.
- John & Pat look at the different versions of “Westworld” and use the discussion to finally reveal which one of them is the robot. The answer will shock and delight you!
- John & Pat examine the rich history of SNL debate skits. So, just like at the real debate, the topic mostly centers on “The Girl On The Train” and Lin-Manuel Miranda.
- Vivian makes her annual appearance on the podcast to talk about the new fall season. Spoiler alert: if you’ve been dreaming of day when numerous decades-old mediocre movies were made into series, 2016 is going to be a bonanza.
- John & Pat pick their favorite Seinfeld episodes, but, being cultural rebels, they completely ignore the ones where Ross and Rachel get together and Edith is assaulted in her home. These guys can’t be tamed, America! They’re too pure for this world.
- John & Pat pick their top 10 ’80s movies, which turns out to be utterly pointless since there were only 6 Police Academy films released during the decade. History is a series of disasters.
- John & Pat continue their streak of correctly predicting every awards show race – not predicting the winners, mind you, but the categories. As a bonus, you’ll get to hear the aural equivalent of a slideshow of Pat’s summer vacation! Life is pain.
- John & Pat compare the two most famous Marxist music acts (sorry, Gang Of Four!) of the modern era and manage to say nothing about politics or philosophy in the process. But at least they look good doing it. As far as you know.
- John & Pat pick their top 10 favorite TV dramas, and only one of their lists is complete b.s. See who you agree with and determine whether you’re a Pat or a John. Or whether you’re somebody with an actual life.
- John & Pat do their semi-annual list of their favorite songs of the year. Will yours make the cut? Nope. But you will be educated on some great music bubbling under the radar. Educated, but not entertained. Just like an Aaron Sorkin script!
- John & Pat turn their critical eye to the only subject either of them can discuss with any degree of expertise: sitcoms. Listen to see if your favorites (Dallas, Oz, Dragnet) made their lists, or if they just blew it like they have with their miserable lives. Comedy!
- Pat & John relive the glory days of their youth and contrast it with their decrepit, bitter present in this episode that’s sure to make you question your concept of mortality, art and what it means to be human in the modern era. Or else they just recite a bunch of lists. It’s really not[...]
- John & Pat. Police Squad! and Angie Tribeca. Possibly the single most intellectual podcast episode anyone’s ever made. Bring your thinking caps and don’t forget to [fart noise].
- John & Pat go down the Wikipedia rabbit hole. Where will they end up? If you guessed “boring science page”, you’re right 9 times out of 10.
- On this most patriotic of days, the guys celebrate the only way true Americans can: by talking about fanciful songs! And also by tag-team wrestling Vladimir Putin in Jell-O. USA!
- Prepare to enter a dimension of sight and sound, where time and space lose all meaning and poop jokes rule the day. As with all things sci-fi, Pat speaks excitedly and eruditely about the topic and John strives mightily to pretend he gives a !#*@.
- John & Pat set out to prove that conversations can be interesting, even when they veer off of the show’s premise. Unfortunately, as they were trying to provide this proof they began discussing mid 80’s sitcoms and fell asleep.
- John & Pat present the second in their 3-part series examining the effects of talking about nothing. The results are sure to delight and educate you! We don’t know what some words mean.
- Premises – what are they good for? John and Pat ditch the theme of the show for the first time ever to talk unscripted, unfiltered, uninspired. Plus, a visit from an alien! Or is it just a resident with a funny name? We’ll never tell.
- Pat & John predict – with chilling accuracy – which of the many brilliant and visionary new shows on the fall schedule will make the arduous journey straight down the universal crapper. Plus: enter to win a trip to Camden!
- John & Pat once again discuss their favorite cultural heroines, Abbi and Ilana, and link their characters back to some unlikely sitcom forebears. Of course, we’re talking about Lenny & Squiggy.
- Michael Morris once again sabotages the podcast to discuss the age-old rivalry between Mrs. Butterworth and Dear Abby. One’s full of syrup, the other’s full of syrupy advice. Who will be left standing? Who will be left caring? Download and find out!
- Hollywood insider David Schneider returns to break down the mis-en-scene of the two greatest revenge movies ever made. Unfortunately, we could only get hold of one of them, so the other one is “Death Wish”.
- John & Pat remember the crazy genius that was Prince. Unfortunately, their memories are far more boring than Prince’s music, which is probably why they don’t have a record deal.
- John & Pat attempted to go through an entire episode without actually saying anything of substance about the topic, or the world in general. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
- Pat yet again pretends to be interested in John’s musical obsessions, and John yet again pretends to be interested in doing a podcast. When they’re combined, it all adds up to an almost interesting episode.
- John & Pat look at Garry Shandling’s groundbreaking TV comedy work, and learn a little something about themselves in the process. Mostly, though, they just learn that they’re no good at talking about TV shows.
- John & Pat look at 2 pioneers of sketch comedy who apparently share the same gender, though they’re above noticing such things in today’s post-racial utopia. Also, an easy-to-understand explanation of nucleosynthesis! Truly, this episode is a gift to the universe
- John & Pat use two corny old-rime radio mysteries as a springboard to discussing the greater mysteries of existence, such as “Huh?” and “Derr?” Also, a chat with the ghost of William F. Buckley.
- John & Pat have nothing to say, and they say it longer than usual in this Very Special Episode with no theme. You may laugh, you may cry, but you certainly won’t laugh. Life is tragedy.
- Pat & John take some time to get to know the people behind the world-famous personas with a game of 20 (or so) questions. You’ll be surprised and delighted by the answers! But mostly bored and itchy.
- John & Pat almost come to fisticuffs when attempting to classify the awfulness of one of these films (I think you can guess which one). They’re just like Siskel & Ebert! Only. Not good. Two thumbs up!
- John & Pat pick their top 20 songs for the 2nd half of 2015, just in time for half the artists to die. Who made the list? You’ll have to listen to find out! Though Kenny Loggins seems like a lock.
- Social media darling Paul Myers joins the guys to discuss the illustrious career of David Bowie and his untimely death at the Battle of the Alamo. An episode to share with your loved ones (which for our listeners most likely means cats).
- John & Pat continue in their mission to educate the stupid public by giving advice to Yahoo! Answers questions and looking at their local news. Unfortunately, many, many animals were killed in the making of this episode.
- Pat & John look back at the year that was and determine it to be the pinnacle of human achievement. Then they look up the word ‘pinnacle’ and have to make a shame-faced retraction.
- John & Pat compare the two biggest hit sitcoms on Fox by not really talking about them at all. It’s a holiday miracle!
- Michael Morris joins the guys to compare a classic Christmas movie with one Lifetime churned out in 2 weeks, inadvertently proving the holiday has lost all meaning.
- John & Pat examine the work of David Gedge via the two bands he’s in who both recorded the same album in different styles. Then they forget which band is which and one of them has a stroke.
- John & Pat have even less to say than usual, but that doesn’t stop them from saying it over and over. In the end, only one will be left standing. The other will be lying on a mattress sipping lemonade.
- An episode that was not requested by everyone! To no one’s delight! Pat reads emails from John’s vacation. Buckle your seatbelts this week you’ll have half of the voices to listen to, and double the opinions to disagree with.
- John and Pat wanted the same ratings as Never Not Funny, so instead of developing comedy skills they just played Sevens for this episode. Oh, plus another mystery game! Who doesn’t love listening to people play games? Commies, that’s who. Also, those who care what goes into their ear holes – those people and commies.[...]
- John & Pat compare the two rarest ’80s B-movies out there – you can’t find these on Amazon! Or Wikipedia. Or IMDB. Don’t even try. In fact, skip this episode, because you’ll never see these films. Red Maze The Ice Cream Man
- In a first for the podcast John & Pat attempt to compare three things at once. The presence of a third option confuses them enough that they both lose the power of speech. Listen closely for when John uses the aural power of Mime to describe how Taylor Swift is better than Ryan Adams. The[...]
- Michael returns to try to convince John & Pat that Zardoz and Showgirls aren’t just utter garbage made by garbage people. Does he succeed? You’ll have to listen to find out. Hint: he doesn’t. Zardoz Showgirls
- Vivian once again joins the guys to discuss the new fall TV shows. And just like every other year, the networks have outdone themselves with non-derivative works of unimaginable genius.
- Adam Fangman from the Ponering Zoo podcast joins the guys to talk about two movies made by professionals and starring actors. If you listen closely, you might even learn who the key grips were! Young Adult While We’re Young
- John & Pat compare the two greatest years in the history of the universe, but only one can survive. Be prepared to lose all your memories of the year that loses! Let’s hope it’s the one with the most Trump in it.
- What no one has been clamoring for: It’s Pat vs. John for the soul of America! They don’t even bother talking to each other this episode, instead preferring to go on separate rambling monologues about the new Late show. At least, I assume that’s what they do – I didn’t listen to this one.
- John & Pat look at two beloved ’80s teen comedies and finally come to understand the old saying “You can’t go home again.” Strangely, they also come to understand the meaning of “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” Sixteen Candles Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
- John & Pat take a look at the not-too-crowded subgenre of science fiction comedy. Intentional comedy, we mean, not like those Star Wars prequel debacles (that Pat loves like the asylum patient he is [or should be]). Red Dwarf Other Space
- John & Pat look at two of their less manly cinematic equivalents in a couple movies that are much closer to being one movie than they should be. And that movie is Problem Child 2. Point Blank Payback
- John & Pat do their bi-annual episode where they pick their favorite songs of the year so far. Stay tuned until the end to see if Christopher Cross makes the list!”
- Hey nerds – get your nerd on and prepare to nerd out to the nerdiest episode of this nerdy podcast for nerds. Nerds!
- It’s Christmas in July in August on Pop Culture Continuum! Michael Morris sits with John & Pat to discuss two Christmas Classics – Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, a film that featured a methed out Santa stuck on a beach, and The Star Wars Holiday Special, a special that featured Bea Arthur singing a[...]
- John & Pat decide to alienate all the cool kids by talking about 2 sci-fi short stories. Because listeners love nothing more than having to read to prepare for a podcast. The Cold Equations The Truth of Fact, The Truth of Feelings
- John & Pat continue their long streak of being disappointed in TV awards shows and the dummies who run Hollywood. And they have a podcast, so their opinion matters more than anyone’s.
- John & Pat use their massive brains to analyze the analysts. But who watches the Watchmen? Not as many people as read the comic book. Sorry, Warner Bros! The Bob Newhart Show Frasier
- John and Pat look ahead at the no doubt fabulous new fall shows and help you separate the wheat from the chaff. And if there’s ever been an example of a word being relative, it’s the use of “wheat” in the previous sentence.
- David joins the guys to talk about post-apocalyptic wastelands and guzzling spray paint. Then they move on from their personal lives to discuss a couple movies. Mad Max Mad Max: Fury Road
- Jessica joins the guys for their usual inarticulate blather, but with a catch – she’s speaking from BEYOND THE GRAVE! Or not. Probably not. Dave Chappelle’s Block Party Be Kind Rewind
- Mariam joins the guys to talk about the two pre-eminent prefab boy bands in history and also to patiently sit through some very bad improvisation. Monkees – Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd. One Direction – Four
- Vivian joins the guys. They talk. About TV shows. It’s literally all in the episode title. Pay attention. Kisses! The Thick of It Veep
- John & Pat painstakingly study the issue from every angle until finally coming to the conclusion that David Letterman is funny. Late Night with David Letterman Late Show with David Letterman
- Michael joins the guys yet again, this time for an incisive 3-minute discussion of 2 pioneering post-hardcore albums and an hour and a half of rambling nonsense. Join us, won’t you? You might just lose a few unsightly inches from your waist. New Day Rising Copper Blue
- John & Pat are given a perfect chance to practice their Red Foxx impressions, but end up just calling each other Big Dummies and faking heart attacks in their own voices. Sanford & Son Black-ish
- John & Pat avoid the Netflix hype and discuss the original non streaming version of Daredevil. They marvel (word play!) at the world of difference between the world of Daredevil in the 1960’s compared to his world in the 1980’s. By the way, wouldn’t those criminals be surprised to find out that Daredevil was blind?
- Michael joins Pat & John for another look at drag culture – this time with 75% less white devils! Except for the hosts, of course. Paris is Burning Rupaul’s Drag Race
- If you thought Pat & John’s bottom 50 best TV Characters of all time was exciting… what’s wrong with you? Get more fiber in your life, maybe that will bring your excitement levels up. Anyhow, here are the top 50. Bon appetit!
- John & Pat rank the bottom 50 of the top 100 TV characters so you’ll know exactly which shows you can skip so you don’t look like a stupid idiot. You might also want to re-think that haircut. It can’t hurt.
- John & Pat, the modern day Odd Couple, look at the Odd Couple of the past and the Odd Couple of the future, and remind you why it’s important to live in the now. The Odd Couple (1970) The Odd Couple (2015)
- Vivian joins the guys to talk about Tina Fey’s new sitcom and, as usual any time they’re discussing things cult-related, there are massive technical difficulties. How many times do we have to apologize to L. Ron Hubbard’s ghost? Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
- Katie joins the guys to discuss two comedies about hallucinating psychopaths – one of them great, and the other Drop Dead Fred. Harvey Drop Dead Fred
- Michael joins John & Pat to talk about Ronald Reagan’s favorite movies from his favorite decade: the ’80s. Have a jelly bean and travel back with them to a time when “butthead” was a common insult and angel dust was a common way to spend an afternoon. You’ll be glad you did! Class of 1984[...]
- John & Pat talk about two hilarious series finales without managing to be humorous at all. So it should be a perfect episode for fans of Two and a Half Men. Newhart Parks and Recreation
- Pat & John look 3 decades into the past and literally hours into the future to compare two majestic Oscar ceremonies. Of course, their future will be your past, which just proves Stephen Hawking’s theory right: time is a big load of horse puckey.
- John & Pat look at two fake news shows, which causes them to question whether any of this is actually real or whether it’s all just a dream. And if it is, they’re sorry your imagination is so withered you’re dreaming about dumb podcasts. Not Necessarily The News The Daily Show
- Ami once again joins the guys for uncomfortable discussions of human sacrifice and sex music. There are also a few brief words about the albums they picked. Marvin Gaye – What’s Going On D’Angelo – Black Messiah
- John & Pat celebrate 100 episodes with a clip show filled with celebrities, good cheer and noxious gases. It’s a milestone! This is no time for jokey descriptions.
- John & Pat discuss comic strips just like people used to do back in the ’20s before fun was invented. Calvin and Hobbes Cul de Sac
- John & Pat take a look at the best songs from the second half of the year. But really, until they re-release “Love Will Keep Us Together” as a single, these lists will remain a joke.
- John & Pat celebrate 100 episodes, though nobody’s sure 100 episodes of what. Probably “Ellen”.
- John and Pat take a look back at the past year and a look forward to 2015 – will there be jetpacks? Teleportation? Sriracha-flavored beer? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or just use your brain and figure the answer is no.
- Laura and Neil join the guys to talk about two cinematic masterpieces with Christmas themes. Unfortunately, they forgot to press record, so they re-did the show on these two movies instead. Scrooged Home Alone
- John and Pat both mistakenly thought it was July, so they decided to do a show on Christmas songs. As always, their shame is a gift to you.
- John & Pat keep it timely and topical by starting the month of December discussing two Thanksgiving movies. Planes, Trains and Automobiles Home for the Holidays
- John and Pat pick a vague subject and half-heartedly try to discuss it, but in the end they just wind up arguing over the merits of Wheat Thins. So it’s basically an episode of Dr. Oz, but with better medical information.
- John & Pat discuss two years a decade apart that have mediocrity and forgettablity in common. Their discussion barely surpasses the quality of those years. Interested, yet?!
- John & Pat take a hard look at the way media has dealt with gender issues over the decades and the ontological – no, sorry, I can’t even type this. They talk about sitcoms. Sitcoms and poop jokes. Just like every other episode. Bosom Buddies Broad City
- 1 new Pat, 2 new Prince albums, all old jokes. If you never get tired of hearing white guys pontificate about funk and soul, this is the podcast for you. Purple Rain Art Official Age PLECTRUMELECTRUM
- Vivian joins John and Pat for a review of the new Fall TV schedule, which, unlike everybody else who watched every single one of these shows, they were not paid for. So take a moment this morning to commemorate these brave heroes – and also take a moment to apply some deodorant, because you all[...]
- Laura and Michael are back for the last of the Halloween episodes, this time comparing two movies that will only scare you if your biggest phobia is corny dialogue in black-and-white films. And if that is your biggest phobia, you’ve probably got a host of more serious mental problems you should look into first. Freaks[...]
- Laura and Michael once again join the guys to discuss two lesser-known ’80s slasher movies guaranteed to fill you with horror. The fact that the horror comes exclusively from the acting and scripts is, as with most things in life, beside the point. Sleepaway Camp Silent Night, Deadly Night
- They came to talk about Horror Movies and Chew bubble gum. They’re all out of bubble gum. They’re also all out of horror movies. I guess alien invasion movies will have to suffice. The Stuff They Live
- The month long bonanza of Halloween episodes begins with the magic of Paul Lynde’s comedy, and the marvel that is Elvira’s bust – only one of those things is real (you’ll be shocked to find out which one!). The Paul Lynde Halloween Special Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
- John & Pat deeply examine two underrated Power Pop albums and come to the obvious conclusion that Hulu Plus shouldn’t show commercials. Teenage Fanclub – Bandwagonesque Sloan – Commonwealth
- John & Pat compare two essential Richard Linklater films: Dazed and Confused and Boyhood. That’s about it. Look, not every episode summary can be witty. Welcome to the real world and its many disappointments. Dazed and Confused Boyhood
- Show biz luminaries Adam Scott & Scott Aukerman were generous enough to give Pat & John their top 10 R.E.M. songs, so naturally they’re exploiting that kindness for their own gain. Despite the questionable ethics this episode brings up: Adam Scott and Scott Aukerman’s top 10 lists! Who cares about anything else? U Talkin’ U2[...]
- Jessica once again joins John & Pat, this time to discuss the black arts in the form of Satan’s two key promotional vehicles: Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Once Upon a Time. The lord was not pleased, and plagued the episode with technical difficulties. Sabrina the Teenage Witch Once Upon a Time
- John & Pat take a not-very-in-depth look at two banner years in pop culture: 1970 and 2000. “Banner” still means “terrible”, right? Plus, a brief Emmy wrap-up, which most likely contains as much erroneous information as their Emmy predictions.
- John & Pat talk video games for the first time on the show, which opens up a whole new area of pop culture for them to be inarticulate about.
- John & Pat discuss the passing of two screen icons with uncharacteristic insight, sensitivity and class. And, on the characteristic side, there are still boatloads of ill-informed extemporaneous pearls of stupidity.
- Will Stegemann and Alison Abrams join John & Pat to discuss the changes in media over the past few decades, which inevitably ends with everybody getting off everybody else’s lawn. As an added bonus, there’s a live drag race. Tune in, turn on, pass out.
- John & Pat once again delve into the world of comic books, which can mean only one thing: they’ll once again receive thousands of marriage proposals from supermodels. Sorry, ladies – entertaining the public is their only love. Hawkeye
- John & Pat wrap up their extensive R.E.M. series the only way they know how: by insulting all of their R.E.M. expert friends.
- John & Pat take a look at the cultural touchstones from 15, 20, 25 and 10,000 years ago, and somehow manage to get their facts wrong about all of them. Bonus: a reading from a John Lithgow literary masterpiece.
- John & Pat cordially invite you to their second annual Emmy prediction party, which is the next best thing to the actual awards if you happen to be suffering from brain trauma.
- Peter Perez joins John & Pat for their last R.E.M. album comparisons. Then they bid a tearful farewell to each other and vow to never speak again.
- John and Pat take a critical look at the 2 most important years in world history: 1980 and 2014. As an added bonus, for the first time, they’ve included an Easter egg somewhere in the episode, just like professional entertainers! See if you’re smart enough to find it. (Hint: it’s at the very end)
- Kristen Hewitt joins John & Pat for a dissection of R.E.M.’s “Green” vs. “Monster”. Listen in to find out who gets voted off the island! Green Monster
- John & Pat take a break from habitually listing their own personal deficits to bring you another obsessive list: The Best Songs of 2014, so far.
- Will Stegemann joins John & Pat for this week’s R.E.M. album comparison. With his guidance, they manage to stay on topic a record 47% of the time Document New Adventures in Hi-Fi
- Mett und Pet telked ebuoot zee Mooppets. Bork Bork Bork! While John looked on not knowing what they were talking about. The Muppet Movie The Muppets
- In the midst of R.E.M. discussion John improves his Bono impression, Pat confuses lyrics, and April irrevocably promises to be the official show Publicist. Lifes Rich Pageant Up
- Pat indulges John yet again in his Bob Mould fandom, and in return learns a little something about this higgledy-piggledy mystery we call love. Flip Your Wig Beauty & Ruin
- John and Pat are joined by pop culture editor Steve Mockus, who discusses the albums Fables of the Reconstruction and Reveal and, at long last, schools them on the delightful world of pregnant teen reality TV shows. Fables of the Reconstruction Reveal
- Looking for interesting insights into poetry? Want to learn more about a couple of your favorite poets? Don’t listen to this podcast. Seriously. This is terrible. John & Pat know more about the language of the creatures who live on the dark side of the moon then they do about poetry. Do yourself a favor[...]
- David Schneider returns for our ongoing series of R.E.M. album discussions. As usual, there are no digressions, which is too bad, because ‘Around The Sun’ needs all the help it can get. Reckoning Around the Sun
- Number one fan Jessica returns to discuss two of her favorites: Elvis Costello and Stephen Colbert. So if you’re a skinny nerd with glasses, we might have a new friend for you.
- John & Pat’s in-depth discussion of R.E.M.’s albums Murmur and Accelerate is constantly interrupted by foul seductress (and special guest star) Ami’s impressions of famous people, juicy entertainment gossip and thoughts on Men’s Rights Murmur Accelerate
- John & Pat are joined by Vivian to discuss two acclaimed documentaries, because it’s all right for two men to talk about children as long as there’s a woman present. Spellbound To Be and To Have
- John & Pat begin the arduous process of reviewing every R.E.M. album the only way anybody could: by talking about candy bars for nearly an hour. Chronic Town Collapse Into Now
- John & Pat look at two hit movies that were made into hit TV shows. That’s all. Like all fine-tuned German podcasts, there will be no digressions or extemporaneous chatter to trouble your fragile mind. MASH (Film) M*A*S*H (TV) Fargo (Film) Fargo (TV)
- Michael Morris once again insinuates himself into the conversation, which means a whole episode dedicated to woodworking, hunting and Sonny Bono. David Bowie – Low Lady Gaga – ARTPOP
- Pat & John once again attempt to alienate the cool kids by talking comic books. Unlike the comic book talk on a certain popular sitcom, however, you might actually find something to laugh at here. The Fantastic Four The Private Eye by Brian K. Vaughan and Marcos Martin
- John & Pat once again make uneducated guesses about the quality of shows they haven’t seen. Just like the late Rex Reed!
- John & Pat have been been doing intense studies into marketing. An important concept they have been reading about is how a brand can be built up in people’s minds by associating it with closely affiliated well loved products. Unrelated to this, the guys hope you enjoy this episode about two popular Earwolf podcasts. Comedy Bang Bang U Talkn’[...]
- Pat & John delve into the philosophical universe of TV game shows, doing their best to muster the subtle wit necessary to unraveling such an intellectual puzzle for the lay listener. Also, probably some fart jokes. Match Game @midnight
- John & Pat reminiscence about the past year and try to come up with highlights from previous shows. When they are, unsurprisingly, unable to do that, they debate the best season of Hee Haw and spout incorrect facts about Colbert’s upcoming late night television show.
- John & Pat go on a lurid Hieronymus Boschesque trip to a planet where things don’t quite make sense and spend time with Nature Spirits, while Neil and Laura valiantly try to steer the conversation back to animation from the 1970s and the 1990s. Fantastic Planet Princess Mononoke
- John & Pat compare the classic Pixies to what passes for the band nowadays, which naturally means they engage in lengthy discussions of the careers of Billy Dee Williams and Scott Baio. Pixies – Surfer Rosa Pixies – Indie Cindy
- John & Pat compare two cop shows that, unlike Law & Order: Criminal Intent, are intentionally funny. Tune in to see who dies at the end of this episode! Barney Miller Brooklyn 99
- John & Pat respond to the modern public’s overwhelming demand for more discussion of 1950s French heist films and off-topic critiques of Al Pacino. Plus – well, no, that’s about it. Rififi American Hustle
- John continues to force his musical obsessions on Pat with this installment of ex-Husker Du member Bob Mould’s solo work. Pat awaits the day he gets revenge by making John watch Muppet movies for a month straight. Workbook Silver Age
- John & Pat try to delve into art rock without getting lost up their own asses. Unfortunately for them, that’s generally their starting point. Talking Heads – Fear of Music St. Vincent – St. Vincent
- John & Pat compare two TV sci-fi legends with the help of podcast fan Jessica, who, against all odds, turns out not to be nutty as a goddamn squirrel. The Twilight Zone – Come Wander With Me The X-Files – Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose
- Drink some Jack Daniels and blast some tunes out of your car in the 7-11 parking lot in preparation for this episode, in which John & Pat discuss two of the rockin’-est, keg party artists ever: Nick Drake and Belle and Sebastian. Crank this one up to 11. Nick Drake – Bryter Later Belle and[...]
- Laura and Neil join John & Pat to remind people about two movies they’d mercifully forgotten ever existed: The ‘Burbs and The Stupids. Because mediocrity needs a voice (and that voice is bound to come from the internet).
- Michael Morris is back yet again to talk with John & Pat about the two worst movies any of them have ever seen. Even this description is more entertaining than sitting through these films, and we purposely made it extra-boring. Things The Room
- John & Pat examine two TV shows set in high school and aired on upstart networks. Their criticism is quite subtle. Listen in to see if you can figure out which one they like and which one they dislike! Beverly Hills 90210 Veronica Mars
- Filmmaker and Vegas enthusiast David Schneider joins John & Pat to discuss a classic heist movie in both its incarnations. Experience all the fun of Vegas without the drunken frat boys or horrible life decisions. Ocean’s 11 Ocean’s Eleven
- Saucy vixen Ami joins the guys to discuss two classic workplace comedies: NewsRadio and The Office. Listen to find out which show John & Pat have determined will be immediately cancelled! NewsRadio The Office
- John and Pat once again delve into the ontological subtleties of our most intellectual art form: comic books. Prepare to be aroused both mentally and, if it even needs to be said, physically. Then go find a podcast that will deliver such arousal, because this one isn’t it. Batman #251 The Private Eye
- John & Pat suffered through the Golden Globes to bring you this podcast, which is only about half as long as Jacqueline Bisset’s speech.
- John & Pat look at two comedies beloved by geeks, and in the process, learn something about themselves: they’re prime candidates for psoriasis. They also do their best to mispronounce Golden Globe nominees while making their predictions. SCTV Community
- This episode can go straight to hell because it took John almost 4 hours to edit the damn thing and Pat had to spend nearly 15 seconds reading John complain about editing for 4 hours. It’s impossible to know who had the worse night. Oh, also, in this episode Pat & John discuss 20 fantastic[...]
- Since Pat and John were too hung-over for a regularly scheduled episode, they offer you this table scrap of a bonus podcast they obviously pulled out of their asses at the last minute. The last Pop Culture Continuum before the chicken apocalypse.
- What started as a fun look at off the wall Christmas movies turned into an hour long commercial for a Christmas episode in March which features a trip to DollyWood. In Bruges A Carol For Another Christmas The Curse Of The Cat People
- Neil Egan, Pat & John ain’t afraid of no ghosts. Instead, they are crippled by the paralyzing fear that their very existence is meaningless (and by extension yours is as well). Enjoy the podcast! Ghostbusters Ghostbusters II
- Because discussing The Velvet Underground was far too mainstream, in this episode John & Pat talk about Big Star’s first album and their last albums. #1 Record Third/Sister Lovers
- John & Pat mistake unsuccessfully attempt to prove that brevity is the soul of wit when they don’t have much to say about two short stories, one a classic of the form.
- With the holidays approaching, what better time to tackle the topic of depression? And what better place to do it than on a pop culture podcast? Also, if two fools aren’t enough for you, Michael Morris returns to add to the noise.
- Commemorating Lou Reed’s life and legacy just the way he’d have wanted it: With two idiots rambling incoherently and forgetting which songs they’re talking about. The Velvet Underground and Nico Lou Reed – Ecstasy
- Pat & John, two grown men, lovingly discuss a show about a grown man who lives above his parent’s garage. They giggle like school children when Chris Elliott says “titmouse”, yet they nod their heads in agreement without breaking a smile when someone calls Get A Life a seminal piece of television history. Get A[...]
- Drag queen expert Michael Morris returns to discuss a decidedly non-drag topic: American indie rock. Naturally, the discussion turns to Facebook and death. The Replacements – Let It Be Superchunk – I Hate Music
- John & Pat wax philosophical on the cultural shift that has occurred since the ’80s by comparing a sitcom of that era with a modern classic and discover it goes deeper than mere hairstyles and fashion. Oh, wait – actually, it doesn’t. Married… With Children Modern Family
- If you are looking for a discussion of horror films by two guys who watch them through finger covered eyes praying for it all to end, well then, John & Pat are the pod-casters for you! The Evil Dead Evil Dead
- You’ll have to listen to this episode to find out if it is Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney.
- John & Pat unsuccessfully attempt to deduce what these two NBC Thursday night sit-com fixtures have in common. Cheers Parks and Recreation
- John & Pat spent countless hours (1) talking about Twin Peaks, yet they never discovered who killed Laura Palmer. Twin Peaks Revenge
- John & Pat offered their significant life savings to H. Jon Benjamin to appear on this episode. Spoiler Alert: H. Jon Benjamin did not show. Editor’s Note: By significant we are referring to the fact John & Pat have taken such a large amount of time to amass a fortune so remarkably close to 0.[...]
- Any time there’s a terrible TV show that honors other terrible TV shows, John & Pat will be there. And, as befits such a solemn institution, they will get most of their facts wrong.
John and Pat have no experience and are uniquely unqualified to discuss Pop Culture. Yet, week after week they get together to take one piece of Pop Culture from history, and compare it to something more modern. Never offering insight, but often finding new ways to insult.
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