Cinema Swirl’explicit

On this edition of SPOOKY Swirl, Kefin and Sam decide whether a British child is the scariest thing of all, as they review The Omen (1976) Plus, there's a twist on the 'Pepsi Swirl' formula. Listen and subscribe to Cinema Swirl on your favourite podcast platform here: https://linktr.ee/cinemaswirl Hosted and Produced by: Kefin Mahon and[...]

On this edition of Cinema Swirl, Kefin and Sam have been made an offer they can't refuse... to review The Godfather Part II. Plus, Kefin's dad's "written piece" is finally revealed! Listen and subscribe to Cinema Swirl on your favourite podcast platform here: https://linktr.ee/cinemaswirl Hosted and Produced by: Kefin Mahon and Sam Chaplin Edited by:[...]

On this edition of Cinema Swirl, Kefin and Sam discover what all the goths at school were talking about and delve into the 'cursed' nature of The Crow (1994) Listen and subscribe to Cinema Swirl on your favourite podcast platform here: https://linktr.ee/cinemaswirl Hosted and Produced by: Kefin Mahon and Sam Chaplin Edited by: Sam Chaplin[...]

On this edition of Cinema Swirl, Kefin and Sam look back at where it all started 10 years ago, listening back to the first episode of the show and rewatching Star Wars: A New Hope. Listen and subscribe to Cinema Swirl on your favourite podcast platform and follow us on 'the socials' here: https://linktr.ee/cinemaswirl Hosted[...]

Licence to have a bloody good laugh, mate!

The show must go on, mate!

When there's no more room in the fridge, the Pepsi Max cans will walk the earth.

What's in the box?! Hopefully tiffin!

Here's looking at you, mate.

Yo, Rocky's little mate, we did it!

As a festive treat, here's Cinema Swill Episode 40, originally released back in May 2022. Our 'The Desolation of Smaug' episode is available right now at patreon.com/cinemaswirl and we'll be reviewing 'The Battle of the Five Armies' in January!

*TIM ALLEN HOME IMPROVEMENT GRUNT*

You were only supposed to watch the bloody fillum, mate!

They're coming to get you, mate!

Earn it, mate.

Hold on tight, spider monkey!

You can leave your hat on, mate.

You Only Live Twice or so it seems, One life for yourself and one for your mates.

Never give up and good mates will find you.

I have come here to drink Pepsi Max and kick ass... and I'm all out of Pepsi Max.

I'm sorry, mate. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Ditto, mate.

Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe, mate!

As special treat to bring in 2023, here's the 'The Love Guru' episode of Cinema Swill. All 48 (and counting!) episodes of Cinema Swill are available for $5 backers over at patreon.com/cinemaswirl Happy New Year!

Maximum ecstasy of unbridled avarice, zero sugar.

Kefin & Sam phone home!

Kefin & Sam are keeping up with the Joneses.

We'll tear your soul apart, mate!

Sam & Kefin produce an episode that is both contentious and controversial, but it definitely has Godzilla in it!

As you wish, mate.

So you're tellin' me there's a chance.. that Sam hasn't seen Dumb & Dumber?!

I'll have what she's having! (and also a Pepsi Max, please)

Pepsi Max, neither shaken nor stirred.

Yippee-ki-yay, mate!

Celebs or Mates. When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

Pepsi Maximus

Uncover the secret. Unlock the legend. Open the can of Pepsi Max.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE... fillum that we're watching and it's Highlander!

Festive Swirl! Two great mates watching The Great Escape!

Hit the one in the middle, mate!

IT'S SHOWTIME!! And it's also the *checks notes* 8th annual Spooky Swirl!

Nobody puts Pepsi in a corner!

Another bit of bloody best of British Bond... Only this time, it's a Bond film that Kefin *hasn't* seen and Sam has!

If you want the maximum taste, you've got to be willing to pay the maximum price.

I drink my Pepsi Max 500ml at a time. Nothing else matters. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

I drank a drink of Pepsi Maaaaax, With so much taste and zero sugar

You are next, mate!

Pepsi Max with tiffin... well that should have told me something.

Reviewing Airplane! Surely you can't be serious?

Tiffin: Inedible

It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare, mate!

You're fired, mate!

Wait a minute... top blokes don't kiss like that. Oh, yes they bloody do, mate!

Come with me if you want to live, laugh, love.

We're doing something a little different this festive season... as things get topsy-turvy on episode 2 of Reverse Swirl!

Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, fillums with the mates!

"Your best"? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and drink Pepsi Max with their mates.

Spooky Swirl 2020... And remember, the next scream you hear could be your mates!

Episode 69, dudes!!

Tiffin and Pepsi, kid. Tiffin and Pepsi.

Do you know what "tiffin" means? A confection made with crushed biscuits, golden syrup, and chocolate. Personified in this case by an 'orrible protestant... me.

Tiffin? F*ck that sh*t! Pepsi Max! That's what you'll drink tonight! [Content warning: Blue Velvet contains graphic depictions of sexual violence, these scenes are discussed in the episode]

I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents FOR A BLOODY PEPSI MAX!

Tiffin, Michael, you’re eating tiffin.

Put the tiffin back in the box.

The show's Swirl, Cinema Swirl.

I ain't fallin' for no tiffin in my tailpipe!

There's no place like Swirl!

Y'know I can, uh, eat some tiffin for hours.

A podcast from the OTPs / Makes you feel right at ease!

Big episode. Big. Huge!

Be excellent to each other and party on, mate!

As a little Christmas treat, here's the Suicide Squad episode of Cinema Swill. What's Cinema Swill? It's a patreon-exclusive show where Kefin & Sam review some famously awful movies. Episodes are released each month over at patreon.com/cinemaswirl and if you become a $5 backer you'll get instant access to them all. Merry Christmas!

What's this? What's this? An episode of swirl?!

Somebody stop me... from drinking so much Pepsi Max.

SPOOKY SWIRL! Don't you see that killing me is not going to bring back your tiffin? Mailbag: (20:45) Review: (33:18)

No, I don't hate Kermode. But, I pity the fool.

You know, Mr. Bernstein, if I hadn't been very rich, I might have been a really great mate.

My mates, you bow to no one.

*punch* Welcome to Swirl!

No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than Pepsi Max.

Superladsandmoviebanterpepsialidocious!

Say hello to my little mate!

Tell me more! Tell me more! Did the ball go offside?

Leave the gun, take the tiffin.

You think this is the real episode? It is!

Looks like tiffin's back on the menu, boys!

What is your major malfunction, mate?!

Can I refill your Pepsi Max for you? Get you some tiffin to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

You're gonna eat tiffin, you're gonna crap thunder!

All those fillums will be lost in time, like tears in Pepsi Max.

In October of 2018, two podcasters went missing in the woods near Nottingham while recording an episode. Two days later, their recording was found.

Pepsi Max on... Pepsi Max off...

I wish I were big... breakfast.

And now you're a boss, too... of this pile of tiffin!

Swiiiiiiirl... come out to plaaaaay-ay!

I ate his liver with some tiffin and a nice Pepsi Max.

It's the 4th annual Christmas Special! But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him tiffin, mate.

It's the 4th annual Spooky Swirl! I'd rather not spend the rest of this fillum TIED TO THIS F**KING COUCH!

We're back! I never had any OTPs later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

YOU MANIACS! YOU SCORED A GOAL! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO WEMBLEY! ⚽

Everybody, needs somebody... to show fillums to. Kefin renounces all music, but what will Sam make of comedy classic The Blues Brothers?

It's our 3rd annual Christmas Special! Kefin & Sam review the Arnie Christmas classic, Jingle All The Way. Put that figgy pudding down! NOW!!

Sequel swirl! It's Aliens and in space, no one can hear you scream or yell GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!

Episode 24! Just pepsi max thank you! Kefin and Sam watch Fellowship of the Ring and chat about poo.

It's the 3rd annual Spooky Swirl! Sam & Kefin return to review The Exorcist. Your mother drinks Pepsi Max in hell, mate!

It's an Easter special! Sam & Kefin break out the chocolate eggs, sit back and enjoy The Passion Of The Christ.

Sam & Kefin ain't got time to bleed, but they have got time to finally review Predator! Plus a special edition of PepsiSwirl.

It's a crossover extravaganza as the Swirl and How2 collide to review Santa with Muscles. Episode features yuletide discussion and festive cheer out the wazoo.

Episode 20! Sam & Kefin finally cap off the original Star Wars trilogy which they started watching together a long time ago (a year & a bit) in a galaxy far, far away... (Lincolnshire).

One, Two, diddly doo... It's the second annual Spooky Swirl!

Episode 18: Sam and Kefin have arrived on 21st October 2015... THE FUTURE! Just in time to review Back To The Future Part II.

Episode 17! We came, we saw, we reviewed it's ass! Kefin & Sam finally get around to watching Ghostbusters.

Sam = Good, Kefin = Bad and mark kermode is ugly hahaha

Episode 15! Stop trying to make Pepsi Swirl happen. It's never going to happen.

Episode 14! Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Sam finds out for the first time.

Episode 13! This episode is funny... what do you mean it's funny?

Sam and Kefin go all Indy and review cool movies

Yo Kefin! I've not seen that fillum.

Episode 10! OMG otp! We celebrate this milestone by watching a film Sam has never seen before.

Our long lost episode, ROBOCOP sees the light of day! Please note: Audio quality is a tad dodge as this episode has been reclaimed from the depths of audio hell

Episode 9: Crossover Bonanza! Sam and Kefin are joined by Adam from the Attitude Era Podcast to review The Wrestler.

Episode 8 (no really) sees Kefin and Sam look at Jaws. It's a fish out of water experience.

BOOO! It's episode 7 and a spooky Halloween themed edition! Sam and Kefin review Alien. In space, no-one can hear you say "For Fuck Sake"

Team Swirl votes in Commando, so Kefin and Sam decide to let off some steam.

Episode 5: All cinema and no swirl make Kefin and Sam dull boys! It's The Shining! Sam watches his first classic scary movie. Kefin prepares the Eekometer. Content Warning: Discussion of Murder, Child Abuse

Episode 4: The Big Lebowski. Sammy's out of his element, as he's never seen the film before. Plus the debut of an exciting new podcast segment, much to Kefin's surprise. Content Warning: Discussion of drugs and alcohol.

Episode 3: Back To The Future. Kefin and Sam go back in time to try and fix Sam’s childhood by making him watch Back To The Future for the first time. Content Warning: Discussion of sexual assault and racism.

Episode 2: Terminator 2! In the words of Arnie himself, 'we're back!' This time we're tackling a film that Sam has never seen and Kefin has seen 50 times.

Episode 1: Episode 4! That’s right, it’s the debut episode of Cinema Swirl and we’re starting big. Sam hasn’t seen the original Star Wars movie and Kefin has been a lifelong Star Wars fan.