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This week, Marsh and Cecil join us for an atheist review of David vs Goliath: Battle of Faith, the movie that asks "what if the story of David and Goliath was repackaged as an action movie that was repackaged as an ad for a monster truck rally?" === Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable[...]

This week, we figured you might not be thinking about election related stuff enough. So we invited Jim and Mark from the Fallacious Trump podcast on to talk about what might just have been the wrongest movie we've ever seen. == Check out Jim's book, "2000 Mules and One Big Lie: A Stubborn Conspiracy Theory",[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Deliverance; a horror movie that isn't afraid to show Marsh things as terrifying as the American health care system. === Come see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tennessee-tickets-997264413707 Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K If you’d like to[...]

This week, Lydia and Thomas join us to have their first foray into the cinematic oeuvre of the Wright Family Films, with a review of Hillock Haunting. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing[...]

This week, Anna Bosnick joins us to review Dolls, a strident political commentary...and a ridiculous horror(?) movie about dolls. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to stare at an underlit screen and wonder what the hell is supposed to be happening. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Come see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tennessee-tickets-997264413707 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes,[...]

This week, Katie and Allen from the Werewolf Ambulance podcast join us for an atheist review of The Clot, a fetus-based Christian horror movie. Check out more from Katie and Allen here. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out[...]

This week, the guys team up for a woke review of Am I Racist?, the story of Matt Walsh pretending to be self aware to be funny. Because the key to humor is a rigid and intentional lack of self awareness. === Come see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tennessee-tickets-997264413707 If you’d like to make a per[...]

This week, we go back to where it all began; the God's Not Dead franchise. Specifically, the fifth installment, God's Not Dead: United We Stand, in which David AR White defends Christian Nationalism with the tried and true argument "that's not Christian Nationalism!" === Come see us live in Nashville on December 7th! If you’d like to[...]

This week's episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Crystal Ballroom in Boston, MA. And in honor of our host city, we broke down Infinite, starring Boston's 23rd favorite son, Marky Mark. === Get tickets to see us live in Nashville, Tennessee on December 7th. If you’d like to make a per[...]

This week, Cecil joins us for an atheist review of Noah's Ark, a Spanish cartoon that finally answers the question of where all the sewage on the ark goes. --- Get tickets to see us live in Boston! --- Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance, Lawful Assembly, and Season Liberally --- If you’d like[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Angels Fallen: Warriors of Peace, the story of Christianity, but with more guns. And wrist control. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Firing Squad, the international testament to how bad a green screen can still look with modern technology. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly[...]

This week, Andrea Romano joins us to review Dark Realm, the story of a guy trying to add a plot to his crappy magic routine, but not trying very hard. === If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other[...]

This week, Dan Beecher from Data Over Dogma joins us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of The Oath, the story of Mormons trying to do gritty history with neither grit nor history. Hear more from Dan on Thank God I’m Atheist and Data Over Dogma If you’d like to make a per[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Pride and Prejudice: A Latter Day Comedy, the story of Mormons reading Pride and Prejudice and not getting it. At all. Or even getting close. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and[...]

This week, we team up for an atheist review of Out of Liberty, the story of that time Joseph Smith escaped from jail. No... not that, time. The other time. The one where he was in jail for treason. No... not that time. The other time he was in jail for treason. If you’d like to[...]

This week, Marsh begins his education into America's worst attempt at literature with an atheist review of the first two episodes of the animated Book of Mormon. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes,[...]

This week, we invite Paige and Todd of the Horror Virgin Podcast on for a review of Nefarious, a horror movie so terrifying it includes a cameo from Glenn Beck. Hear more from Todd and Paige on the Horror Virgin Podcast If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes,[...]

This week, Cara joins us for a crash course in some of the dumbest conspiracies to come out of the pandemic. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- Get your tickets to see Gam Live in Boston: https://www.crystalballroomboston.com/events/god-awful-movies/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly[...]

This week, Dan and Dan from the Data Over Dogma podcast join us for a atheist/Bible scholar/atheist/atheist review of The Book of Daniel. It's the movie that happens when you combine some B-list actors, some E-list actors, iron age* source material, and a $14 budget. *Dan was very clear it is NOT bronze-age. === Check out the Data[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Life Flight, the story of the birth of helicopter ambulances in America -- as that pertains to the love of Jesus. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Hoomania, a claymation nightmare factory of epic proportions. === If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.[...]

This week, Cecil joins the guys for an atheist review of Bigfoot: Grip of the Monster, the story of the Wright family trying to movie again and us watching on in horror. --- Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance, Lawful Assembly, and Season Liberally --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Golden Laws, a Happy Science Cult exploration of what they think history is. Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Come Out in Jesus Name, Greg Locke's documentary about all the demons that make us do this show every week. === Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins the guys for an atheist review of An Unlikely Angel, which can only be described as a Christian movie times a Hallmark movie. --- Hear Eli interview Cara on her 500th episode: https://www.carasantamaria.com/podcast/ama-eli-bosnick --- Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Red Planet Mars, a 1952 film that asks the tough questions about first contact with aliens. Like "what religion are they, though?" --- Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please[...]

This week, Twitch streamer Kiptid joins us for an atheist review of Stiches, the story of a demon in an old lady suit tricking people out of their souls by asking if they don't not want to give them to her. --- Check out more from Kiptid here: https://m.twitch.tv/kiptid/home --- If you’d like to make a[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Best Friends Genetically Modified; the third movie in Donald James Parker's "Best Friends" trilogy, and Cara's first taste of the Grampsiverse. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get[...]

We're joined by Michael Marshall for a thorough debunking of the anti-vaxxer nonsense and pseudo-politics of the so-called documentary Plandemic 3: The Great Awakening. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The[...]

We're joined by Katie and Allen of the "Werewolf Ambulance" podcast for a review of Matthew 18, a Christian horror movie that pop scared itself by accident and isn't sure of its own plot. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Church People, the Mike Lindell produced Christian comedy about a megachurch. Because atheists have to make their own hell. --- Come see us live in Salt Lake City on August 3rd! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/god-awful-movies-13226085022 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us to learn how you can cure all human illness by sticking juice in one end, coffee in the other, and letting them meet in the middle. Come see us live in Salt Lake City on August 3rd! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/god-awful-movies-13226085022 --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics[...]

This week, Cecil joins us for an atheist review of Strawinksy and the Mysterious House. And knowing full well what a strong statement this is, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you this might be the weirdest thing we've ever watched. --- Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance, Lawful Assembly, and Season Liberally[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Consider it All Joy and *spoiler alert* she does NOT consider it all joy. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on[...]

This week, the guys team up with a live audience in Orlando, Florida for an atheist review of Walt's Disenchanted Kingdom, a documentary that exposes Disney's purported sexualization of children. Brought to you by, of all things, the Catholic League. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of His Only Son, the story of that time God pranked Abraham into attempted filicide. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check[...]

We're joined by Thomas and Matt from the Opening Arguments podcast to break down the religio-legal insanity in episodes 3 and 4 of the Netflix series Messiah. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The[...]

We're joined by DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria for a review of the death with indignity Christian movie called A Time For Heaven. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Best Friends Recycled. In our ninth foray into the Donald James Parker filmography, we dive into the direct sequel to the adventures of Tony and Jackson from Best Friends Eternally. In this installment, almost nothing happens again. --- To get tickets to see us live in[...]

This week, Cecil joins us for an atheist review of The Exorcism in Amarillo, our fourth foray into the wonderful world of Wright Family Films (makers of such GAM-favorites as Halloween Hero and The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot. Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance, Lawful Assembly, and Season Liberally --- To get tickets to see[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a review of the notorious Michael Flatley vanity project Blackbird. It's the story of a bunch of spy movie cliches getting tosses in a hat. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Devil Conspiracy, the story of what might happen if the Shroud of Turin fell into the wrong hands... and that somehow mattered. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- If you’d like to make a per episode[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us once again so we can try her patience with more woo documentaries. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get[...]

This week, you see what happens when Eli is given too much freedom in selecting the movie. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Jingle Smells, the story of how theft is okay if you're stealing from cancel culture. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Mr. Scrooge to See You!, the story of a couple of Christian hacks thinking "well I'm at least as good as this Charles Dickens fella." --- Get your tickets to see us live in Orlando on March 2nd! --- If you’d like to make a per episode[...]

This week, Lydia and Thomas from the "Where There's Woke" podcast join us for an atheist review of Lady Ballers. It's the story of a bunch of grown men yelling slurs in hopes of getting a rise out of others. It's "Too Many 10 Year Old Boys on This Server: The Movie." --- Check out more[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Shift. It's the story of Christian movie makers deciding to get in on that groovy multi-verse trend and deciding the title "Nothing Nowhere Not at All" was a little too derivative. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly[...]

This week, Dr. Alice Howarth and Michael Marshall join us for a skeptical review of Superhuman: The Invisible Made Visible, a documentary about how gullible documentarians can be. Check out more from Dr. Alive and Marsh on Skeptics with a K If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Journey to Bethlehem, the story of people deciding that the so-called "greatest story ever told" could use a little spicing up. And some musical numbers. --- Get your donation in for Vulgarity for Charity! https://www.modestneeds.org/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

This week, we have brand new guest masochist Trinity Pixie for a review of What is a Woman?, Matt Walsh's bigot-mentary produced by The Daily Wire. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing[...]

This week, we have GAM all-stars Marsh and Cecil for a review of Quigley, starring a team of thespian pomeranians. Gary Busey is also in it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing[...]

This week, the gang gets together for an atheist review of Sound of Freedom live from Las Vegas. It's the story of a grown man telling other grown men a story with "pew pew" in it ... and them believing him. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes,[...]

This week, Heath is back to help us out with a review of Kingdom Come, the story of Satan's plan getting a little too convoluted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The[...]

This week, Werewolf Ambulance drops in for an atheist review of The Exorcist: Believer, the story of the original Exorcist with one of those stupid "Co-exist" stickers slapped over the top of it. --- Check out Werewolf Ambulance here: https://www.werewolfambulance.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check[...]

This week, Mary and Shelly from the Latter Day Lesbian podcast join us for an atheist review of Unwanted Presence, the story of all the paperwork that most haunted house movies don't have the guts to show you. === Hear more from Mary and Shelly on The Latter Day Lesbian === If you’d like to make[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Pray., a movie so definitive the title has a damned period in it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics[...]

This week, Cecil joins us for a review of Born Into Mafia 2, the spiritual sequel to Born Into Mafia that shares nothing with the original except broken English, porny camera angles, and unapologetic batshittery. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Rebirth of Buddha, another anime from the lunatics over at the Happy Science Cult. --- Pick up your QED tickets here: https://qedcon.org/ Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K If you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of Fighting Chance, the story of a guy named Chance who fights. And no, the writing doesn't get any more clever from there. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of the 1949 anti-marijuana propaganda classic. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our[...]

This week, Karen from the Deconversion Therapy podcast joins us for an atheist review of Furious Love, the story of Earth's most credulous documentarian spending Kickstarter money on a lovely extended vacation. --- Check out Karen's podcast here: https://beacons.ai/deconversiontherapy --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check[...]

This week, (very nearly Dr.) Cara Santa Maria joins the guys to review a documentary that asks "what if mental illness is actually a magic power that we shouldn't be medicating away?", and never realizes that all the alternatives are terrifying, even after showing some of them on screen. Check out more from Cara on[...]

This week, John Schneider's done not hurting anybody... --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick[...]

We watched He Who Finds a Wife, along with first time guest masochists Kat and Tee of the Bible Breakdown podcast. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed,[...]

We watched Born Into Mafia, along with DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria! --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed[...]

We review Battlefield Earth - LIVE FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan[...]

This week, Mary and Shelly from the Latter Day Lesbian podcast join us for an atheist review of Charly, the story of Mormon sexism. This time in the form of a romcom. --- Hear more from Mary and Shelly here: https://latterdaylesbian.org/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please[...]

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Baptists at Our Barbecue, the story of Mormons not having any interesting stories to share but still feeling like they should share something. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your[...]

This week, Dan Beecher joins us for an atheist review of Witnesses, the story of the three witnesses who saw the gold plates the Book of Mormonism was based on (in a vision), and the story of how they never publicly admitted they were lying and therefore must have been telling the truth. About the vision.[...]

This week, Viced Rhino joins us for an atheist review of Battle of the Spirit and Power of God, our first return to Nigerian Christian cinema in way too long. --- To hear more from Viced Rhino, you can find all his links here: https://linktr.ee/vicedrhino --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and[...]

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of The Flight That Disappeared. It's the story of Hollywood's very slow and ambling path towards discovering the importance of pacing. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. If you’d[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of In Jesus Name, the directorial debut of Ashley Wright (The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot, et al). And it does just as swimmingly as you'd expect. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastIf you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of episode 7 of Fire by Night, a half-hearted attempt at a Christian Saturday Night Live from the late eighties. And as if that doesn't already sound awful enough, this episode was about the dangers of rock and roll. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give[...]

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Ray Comfort's Evolution vs. God, the story of Ray Comfort trying to win arguments, failing, then trying to deceptively edit those arguments to make it look like he didn't lose them, then failing at that as well. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable[...]

We're joined by all-star guest masochists Rachel and Moishe for a review of Fast X. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for the scientology "documentary" called Psychiatry: An Industry of Death. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast. Check out our other shows, The[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist (2023). In what may just be peak-GAM, we're watching a Kevin Sorbo remake of a Kirk Cameron classic, and it's everything we hoped it would be. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly[...]

This week, Dan and Jordan from the Knowledge Fight podcast join us to ask "what if Mars is really a mythical dragon that punched Venus in the face?", answer "but it isn't though", and then ask, "yeah, but what if it was?" This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Pope's Exorcist, the controversial new film that people who pretend to suck demons out of mentally ill people for a living say is making them look bad. --- Come see us in Detroit on July 22nd! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-detroit-tickets-617420751087 --- If you’d like to make a[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to try to untangle the 27 unresolved plot lines that make up The Second Chance. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Check out[...]

This week, we broaden the definition of what counts as an "Easter Movie." --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us[...]

This week, Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of Life Changes Everything: Meet Zac Ryan, the story of a big fight in the writer's room about what they were gonna call the movie, followed by a really half-ass compromise. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes,[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Best Friends Eternally, the story of Donald James Parker writing another movie where he has a sexy granddaughter that likes to hug him a lot. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on[...]

This week, the gang is live in Seattle to breakdown Dilly Loves Kitty, the story of a dude stalking a catatonic lady because he's in love with her 2nd grade yearbook photo. And no, the movie never realizes that's the de facto bad guy. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get[...]

We're joined by Katie and Allen of the Werewolf Ambulance podcast to talk about arguably the worst drop off from original to sequel in Exorcist II: The Heretic. --- Check out Werewolf Ambulance and connect with Katie and Allen on Twitter @werebulance. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of Root Cause, a documentary that claims virtually all medical maladies arise from root canals. And then gets taken off Netflix super-duper quick because that's nonsense. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Kids vs. Wizards, a Russian propaganda cartoon about the dangerous of witchcraft and sorcery. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of God and Salsa, the story of a woman coping with her teen daughter's suicide and a screenwriter struggling to think of a way to shoehorn both god and Salsa into that story. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Secret: Dare to Dream, the story about how you can have anything in life just through the power of positive thinking and mountains of unacknowledged privilege. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us[...]

This week, we learn that there is too something they haven't done with apocalypse movies yet. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes,[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The President Goes to Heaven; a film that will -- for better or worse -- keep you guessing. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows,[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Hermes: Winds of Change, the story of the Happy Science Cult trying to woo kids in with mythology before shoe-horning in a bunch of their weird theology. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on[...]

This week, the guys get together for an atheist review of I Can't Breathe (God Forgive Them), the first movie brave enough to examine the systemic police oppression of upper class, cishet, Christian white men. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon:[...]

This week, we watch a "documentary" about all the most blatantly (and least ardently) fabricated miracles we've ever talked about over on Scathing Atheist. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The[...]

This week, the gang takes on the 1953 B-movie classic, Robot Monster. It's the story of a costuming department that realized it's report was due day of. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing[...]

This week, we return to the Del Vecchio-verse for an atheist review of A Wrestling Christmas Miracle. It's the story of... something that the English language is all but powerless to explain. Seriously. This is a weird one. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us[...]

Live from New York City, the gang gets together for an atheist review of A Little Piece of Heaven. It's the story of how a well timed orphan kidnapping can save an otherwise dismal Christmas. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon:[...]

On this week's show, Marsh joins us to expose the nefarious plot to contaminate your blood with calamari. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal, the story of a writer asked to write a sequel to an airplane movie and having zero ideas that made sense. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in Seattle! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-seattle-tickets-477540836497 If you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

Live from QED 2022 in Manchester, England, the gang breaks down Vaxxed II, the sequel to the notorious anti-vax screed they reviewed last time they were in England. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d[...]

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of One Church, the story of a dystopian future where everyone is forced to belong to the same church, and the only cure is ... everyone belonging to the same different church. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins the gang for an atheist review of Seventy Times Seven, a whodunnit even easier to solve than the math problem it's named after. == Vulgarity for Charity Info: To participate in Vulgarity For Charity 2022: Donate $50+ to ModestNeeds.org Screenshot a copy of the receipt as proof. Email it to vulgarityFORcharity@gmail.com[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us once more for an atheist review of Years of the Beast, the story of yet another rapture movie. Where all the rapture movie stuff happens, but none of the good rapture stuff does. --- Get your donations in now for Vulgarity for Charity! Just click here to make[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Halloween Hero, the story of a suicidal cop meeting a 12 year old girl and deciding to keep her. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of JeruZalem, the story of two young women failing the Bechdel test even as all the men in their lives are turned into demonic zombies. --- Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 ---[...]

This week, the spooktacular takes a break from horror movies for something far more terrifying: A 1985 Christian musical about the importance of... footwear? It's not clear. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Reconciler, the story of a bunch of Christians watching Saw and thinking "Well, that's just a missed opportunity for evangelism." --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our[...]

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot, the story of a Christian couple who clearly thought their sexual roleplay videos needed to branch out into a cinematic universe. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us[...]

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for a skeptical review of The Terrifying Prophecies of Nostradamus, the only live action offering from the Happy Science cult. And let me be the first to say, they found it a wee bit confusing. Hear more from Dan and Jordan on Knowledge Fight If you’d like to[...]

On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Crossfire, a movie that asks the age old question, "which is worse, a terrorist or a missionary?" ...and then accidentally gets the answer right. --- You can find tickets for our live show in NYC on 12/17 at this link. Or you can[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of My Son Hunter, the story of a bunch of grown adults trying to turn "No, YOU are!" into a movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more[...]

This week, Amy Lynn Stewart joins us for a godless review of Princess Cut, the story of a twenty-something woman, the dad who apparently owns her, the man who he's gonna give her to, and all pitfalls of feminine autonomy. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes,[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Last Vampire on Earth, the story of somebody writing bad Twilight fanfiction and somebody else filming it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows,[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of The Trial, a courtroom drama so uninspired and generic they just called it The Trial. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The[...]

Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Secret. It's based on the book of the same name, and it's about the secret of the universe. No it's not. --- Check out more from Marsh on the Be Reasonable podcast, or follow him on Twitter (@MrMMarsh). --- If you're interested in attending the[...]

The legendary Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance joins us for an atheist review of In Search of Dudley Dumpling. It's a children's puppet movie about kidnapping, race wars, and Christianity. --- Check out more from Cecil on the Cognitive Dissonance podcast. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes,[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hardflip, the story of an 18 year old skateboarder (played by a 31 year old who probably loses his balance on a bathroom scale) trying to find direction in his life and deciding to find Jesus instead. --- If you’d like to make a per[...]

This week, Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of Dying to be Heard, the story of Christians pretending to be an abortion clinic so they can trick desperate women into sitting through their Jesus pitch. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out[...]

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Prince of Egypt, and prove that no amount of all-star cast can make up for the source material the Bible gives movie makers to work with. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check[...]

This week, Jessica Bluemke joins us for an atheist review of Late One Night, the story of what Dave Christiano had to offer the filmmaking world before mom made him bring his brother along. -- Hear more from Jessica on the Friendly Atheist podcast: https://friendlyatheistpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and[...]

This week, the gang gets together for an atheist review of Taken by Grace, the story of a road trip between a holier than thou Christian couple and a noisy eater. At gunpoint. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Noah's Shark, and we tell you all about the secret shark-based story of the Bible that they don't want you hearing about. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

This week, @Eve_WasFramed joins us to talk about a cartoon that's almost as inappropriate for children as the Bible it was based on. --- Check out more from Eve on her TikTok channel. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Knowing; a film that asks "what if angels are aliens and the protagonist never mattered?" --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable[...]

This week, Moishe joins us to talk about the very worst selection in the James Bond franchise. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our[...]

This week, Cara joins us for an atheist review of Mayflower II, the story of a group of plucky Christians taking their ball and going home. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk[...]

This week, Genetically Modified Skeptic joins us for an atheist review of In Gramps' Shoes, the story of Donald James Parker paying a bunch of people to tell him how young he looks and how impressive his athletic skills are. --- Check out Drew's YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG1uayRlzz3ahT8ISRdyw7Q If you’d like to make a per episode[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of Mountain Top, the story of a lawyer turned pastor turned lawyer helping a man with dementia convince himself to always do what the voices in his head tell him to do. Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle[...]

This week, the guys hit the stage for the first time in years for an atheist review of Journey to Hell, the story of a genocidal maniac burning in the eternal fires of hell and the movie expecting us to feel sorry for him or something. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

This week, Maggie Mae Fish joins us for a review of Rigged ... and yes, there's more to the title, but I fear social media sites will ding people who try to share this episode if I spell it out. Suffice to say it was first screened at Mar-a-Lago, so I think you can guess[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Father Stu, the story of a guy who never had anything particularly interesting happen to him, decided to become a priest, then died. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, we watch old people eat. --- Get tickets for our live show in Toronto here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-toronto-tickets-294592011637 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Redemption Way, the story of a Christian woman being horribly inconvenienced by the impending death of her irreligious friend. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for Eat the Sun, a documentary that asks if people really need to eat food and avoid staring directly into the sun. Because there's no question with an obvious enough answer when you're a nutter. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus[...]

This week, we team up for an atheist review of Buying Time, the story of cars revving their engines, mostly. Also some heavy handed Jesus stuff and the occasional random GOP talking point. --- Get tickets to see us in Toronto here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-toronto-tickets-294592011637 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of !Hero: The Rock Opera, that asks the oft asked question "What if the Jesus myth happened in modern day America?" and answers it with all the uninspired gimmicks we've come to expect. But way more rap. --- If you’d like to make a per[...]

This week, guest masochist Emma Thorne joins us for an atheist review of the 1978 film The Chosen. It's the story of Kirk Douglas's wang flopping around and all the stuff on either side of that sort of fades from memory. --- Check out more of Emma's stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/c/EmmaThorneVideos --- If you’d like to make[...]

This week, Thomas Smith joins Eli and Heath for a skeptical review of the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic cloning philosophy action thriller The 6th Day. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of the flat-earth documentary Level, the story of what the people who aren't thinking are thinking. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Redeeming Love, the story of a woman being traumatized for two hours while some Christian guy keeps forgiving her for being the victim of crimes. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per[...]

This week, Cecil joins us to roast review the third and final installment of the Atlas Shrugged movie trilogy. You MUST be wondering how bad the kompromat is that we're using to blackmail him into doing ALL THREE of these movies. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus[...]

This week, Cecil joins us for a movie that asks "what if all the bosses went on strike?", and then, upon realizing that it would be awesome literally no matter how you measure it, added "...and set all their stuff on fire on the way out?" --- If you’d like to make a per episode[...]

This week, we step away from religious cinema, but not away from nonsensical fantasies that can only perpetuate themselves through cultish reinforcement and a willing suspension of logic. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows,[...]

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of American Underdog, the story of American football legend Kurt Warner before he was a legend -- or, in fact, did any interesting thing whatsoever. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Prayer Never Fails, the story of ... prayer repeatedly failing. Both on screen and off. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Grace of God, the story of a thirty grand being stolen from a church, and the congregation's desperate attempt not to figure out who did it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Vindication, episode 2. In this Pureflix original drama, Detective Travis spends most of his time barking up the wrong tree and then solves the case with the same kind of blind happenstance we associate with Inspector Gadget. --- If you’d like to make a[...]

This week, we get a bit of bonus "tacular" with an atheist review of A Karate Christmas Miracle, the story of ... actually, I have no idea. We spend an hour and forty-five minutes trying to sort that out in the review and never quite get there. --- If you’d like to make a per episode[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of An American Carol, the story of the least talented third of Abrams, Zucker, and Zucker winning a shower argument with his liberal niece. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, Dan and Jordan from the Knowledge Fight podcast join us for another foray into the animated insanity of the Happy Science Cult. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The[...]

This week, the guys team up for a review of Demolition Man, a movie that doesn't really hit the "god" or "awful" part of our title. Because apparently this is what Heath and Eli really wanted for Christmas. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check[...]

This week it's a Hanukah-tacular (and our third sports movie in a row) with special guest Rachel Wax. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Favorite, the story of a guy writing a script immediately after getting a traumatic brain injury and nobody having the heart to tell him to maybe give it two months and try again. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins the guys for an atheist review of Hoovey, the story of careless parents endangering their child for no discernable reason, and then selling that negligence as a feel good story. --- Learn all about Vulgarity for Charity here: https://scathingatheist.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get[...]

This week, Anna joins us for an atheist review of Newsboys: Under the Bigtop, the story of a bunch of Christian music artists trying to guess what an acid trip is like. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins the guys for an atheist review of Finding Jesus, the story of stagnant fish with frozen expressions say increasingly disturbing Jesus words at you until the credits. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out[...]

This week, Cara joins the guys for an atheist review of Bless the Child, the story of how in 2001 it was apparently okay to still use "autism as Satan powers" in your movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, the gang goes on a field trip to check out The Eyes of Tammy Faye. And, more importantly, they watch Christian audiences slowly realize that this isn't a Pureflix movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out[...]

This week, the gang returns for an atheist review of God's Not Dead: We the People, the story of David AR White running out of things to even be imaginarily persecuted by. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out[...]

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder, Episode 4, in which Heath will be triggered for about an hour and forty-five minutes by Pureflix's bafflingly misguided effort to bring Poker to the screen. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to end Mormon Movie Month not with a bang, but with a whimper. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and[...]

This week, Eli and Noah join forces for an atheist review of The Other Side of Heaven 2: The Fire of Faith, the follow up to the story of child neglect on the part of the church. This sequel takes our hero back to Tonga where he can recall all the ways he was criminally endangered[...]

This week, Dan and Doug of the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of The Fighting Preacher, the story of a ... fighting preacher. They really kind of spoil it in the title, honestly. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us[...]

This week, Shannon Grover and Bryce Blankenagel join us for an atheist review of The Work and the Glory, the story of some people getting conned by Joseph Smith so good that people making a movie about it 200 years later still don't realize it was a con. --- If you’d like to make a per[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Elizabeth's Gift, the heartwarming story about a mom with a dead kid, a kid with a dead mom, and the arms deal that brings them together. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out[...]

This week, guest masochist Jessica Bluemke Greiff of the Friendly Atheist podcast joins us for an atheist review of A Teenage Conflict, where we explore the dark and dangerous world of children learning facts and the terrifying world it might lead to.--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Only God Can, the story of several actors reading from a script in front of a camera. Sorry, this one doesn't have enough plot to fill out a whole summary. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus[...]

This week, Moishe joins us to discuss a show about boring people not quite having an affair. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our[...]

On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Soul Surfer, the story of the problem of evil, as told by a shark. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Unidentified, the story of Rich Christiano feeling like the "but what if they're demons?" question wasn't being asked enough about the UFO phenomenon. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us for an atheist review of Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day. It's the story of a spectacularly under-talented writer trying to squeeze ten years of cocaine dreams into 2 hours of film. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus[...]

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of After School, the most boobtastic film in the history of God Awful Movies - and I'm gonna go ahead and put my chips down, the most boobtastic film in the future of the show as well. --- If you’d like to make a per[...]

This week, Frank and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us for an atheist review of Courageous, the story of a corrupt cop, a dead daughter, a 5K run, a parenting pledge, a down on his luck construction worker, and absolutely no connective tissue. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly[...]

This week, Marsh joins us to watch kids try (and fail) to clap in rhythm. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music[...]

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight are back to take on Pureflix's favorite Jesus in the TV series spin off of their "popular" film The Encounter. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez joins the guys for an atheist review of The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It, the story of how, if anything, we didn't panic enough about Satanism back in the eighties. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on[...]

This week, guest masochist Patrick Davis joins us for a review of Censored, the story of a bunch of bigots who thinks nobody wanting to listen to them is the same as them not being allowed to talk. --- Learn more about Patrick's magic show here: https://www.magicscam.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per[...]

This week Cara Santa Maria joins us once again for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder, episode 3. It's the story of a giant of a man repeatedly sneaking up on people. Other stuff happens, sure, but it hardly seems consequential enough to mention in comparison. --- If you’d like to make a per[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Cutback, the story of a screenwriter assassinating every plot thread he comes up with two scenes after it's established. And also, subpar surfing montages. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon:[...]

This week, Tom and Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast join us for one of the most joyously awful movies we've watched to date. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Hear more from Tom and Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance.[...]

On this week's episode, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of "A Week Away", the story of a kid going to Jesus camp and ... that's pretty much it. There's also bad music. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out[...]

On this week's episode, Heath and Eli join forces with Marsh for an atheist review of Flatliners (1990). We learn about the science of near death experiences from Joel Schumacher. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our[...]

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces for an atheist review of Absolute Interference, the sequel to Mike "My Pillow" Lindell's subway rant about ... stuff that I'd probably get dinged by podcast apps for even spelling out in the intro. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Lazer Us, a movie so baffling we don't so much describe it as interpret it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on[...]

This week, guest masochist Andrew Torrez joins us for a skeptical review of Roe v Wade, the new anti-abortion propaganda flick from the people that brought you nothing ever before or ever again. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check[...]

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for a very convoluted answer to a really simple question. --- Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments or Serious Inquiries Only or Philosophers in Space. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for an atheist review of The Bells of Innocence, the story of Mike Norris and David AR White's relentless quest to touch other people's children. And yes, that is precisely the movie's plot. --- Hear more from Dan and Jordan by checking out Knowledge Fight here.[...]

On this week's episode, guest masochist Jessica Bluemke Greiff joins us for an atheist review of The God Question, the story of waiting for software to install, then waiting for software to run, then being upset that the software didn't run correctly. Over and over again. For an entire movie. --- If you’d like to make[...]

On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Atheist Religion, the story of Matt Powell deciding that things he doesn't understand are impossible, and then presenting an embarrassingly long list of things he doesn't understand. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes,[...]

On this week's episode: Eli and Heath are joined by Tom and Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance for an atheist review of Drive Angry, known for its MASTERFUL performances by Nicolas Cage and William Fichtner. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon:[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hunter's Creed, the story of us trying to figure out what Dog the Bounty Hunter is even going for. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other[...]

This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a skeptical review of "Run, Hide, Fight", the movie about how school shootings are really kind of the victims' fault if you think about it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on[...]

This week, we team up for a skeptical review of Absolute Proof, the store of My Pillow founder Mike Lindell trying to utter a coherent sentence. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist,[...]

On this week's episode: We're joined by veteran guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for an atheist review of the Christian misogyny documentary A Courtship. --- Check out Rebecca's show here: http://www.yourloveourmusical.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our[...]

On this week's episode, we're joined by guest masochist AG of Mueller, She Wrote for a secular review of The Order of Rights; the story of a 30 year old teenager suing his girlfriend for joint custody of her uterus. --- Check out more from AG here and here. --- If you’d like to make a[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Healing Field, the story of nonsense on a stick. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon:[...]

On this week's episode, Thomas Smith of Opening Arguments joins us for an atheist review of Hearts are Trump, the story of a very, very sad little old man who was really, really sure Trump was gonna win again. But he was wrong. And so he's even sadder now. --- If you’d like to make a[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss the Evangelical snuff play "Heaven's Gates and Hell's Flames", the story of people dying and burning in Hell for eternity because they were born in the wrong country. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a[...]

On this week's episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath team up for an atheist review of the intergalactic Jesus Buddha cult classic The Laws of the Sun. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing[...]

On this week's episode: Noah, Eli, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder: Episode 2, the story of violent bigots learning about Jesus in slow motion. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out[...]

On this week's episode, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Christmas in New York with Eric Metaxas, the heartwarming story of how much worse religious people are at comedy than us. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check[...]

This week, guest masochist Rachel Wax joins us for an atheist review of "Mistletoe and Menorahs", the story of a woman who has no non-Christmas knowledge and an American who has somehow barely ever heard of it and their incredibly boring first couple of dates. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of "The Borrowed Christmas", the story of a wealthy Christian dude renting children from an orphanage. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check[...]

This week, we make jokes about Dolly Parton and feel really bad about it later. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other[...]

This week, Luke Barnett joins us to review Beckman, the story of David AR White being pretty darn sure he's still young enough to do martial arts scenes. --- Check out Luke's film Faith Based anywhere that has movies. Here, for example: https://www.amazon.com/Faith-Based-Luke-Barnett/dp/B08KH2Q3ZP --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus[...]

This week, Moishe joins us for the Case of the Missing Pushka, the story of a bunch of stereotypes being brazenly reinforced. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation[...]

On this week's episode, Cara Santa Maria from the Talk Nerdy podcast joins us to shill for Big Polar Bear. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of "Petey Wheatstraw", the story of the cut throat world of 1970s stand up comedy, and the role that Satan, Prince of Darkness, plays in the same. --- Hear more from Andrew Torrez here: https://openargs.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us to discuss the drug-induced fever dream that is "Trump 2024." It's the story of a bunch of apocalypse nuts trying to talk around the fact that no historical figure has ever better matched up with the anti-Christ than Trump. --- Hear more from Andrew on the Opening Arguments podcast:[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Exorcism of Emily Rose, the true story of a Catholic Priest murdering a young girl for being mentally ill and then not getting punished for it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss "The Reaping", the story of some screenwriters who were pretty sure they could remember all ten plagues without looking it up. --- Check out more from Cara on her website. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please[...]

This week, the Halloween Spook-tacular begins with "The First Power", the 1990 story of a bunch of producers not quite realizing Lou Diamond Phillips' career was over yet. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows,[...]

This week, Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Rumors of Wars", the story of a Christian screenwriter thinking he was Christopher Nolan and winding up hopelessly confused and lost inside his own movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes,[...]

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss "The Red Pill", the story of a fake feminists asking fake questions of real misogynists. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Adam's Testament, the story of a whole bunch of unrelated plot points all getting spilled into the same script. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Megiddo: Omega Code 2", the story of a bunch of writers trying to figure out where the colon goes in a sequel title and giving up before they resolved it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus[...]

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Flywheel, the story of... a flywheel. And a guy. And that's pretty much as much of a plot description as it earns. --- Be sure to check Thomas Smith out on Opening Arguments, Serious Inquiries Only, Philosophers in Space, and Comedy Shoeshine. --- If[...]

On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Michael Marshall for a skeptical review of Plandemic 2(?): InDOCTORnation. --------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh --------------------- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Omega Code, the story of bad screenwriters trying to figure out how to shoe horn in as many of the twelve million convoluted elements of end time theology as possible into two boring hours.  --- If you’d like to make a per episode[...]

This week Meg Anderson joins us for an atheist review of "Fire by Nite", the Christian version of Saturday Night Live without all the sex, alcohol, and references to staying up late and possibly missing church. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out[...]

This week, the guys team up for a skeptical review of "Out of Shadows", the story about how the CIA did... something. And it was bad. And it involved pizza, and John Podesta's emails, and Disneyland. It really isn't clear. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes,[...]

On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Jonathan Jarry for a skeptical review of Zac Efron's pseudoscience Netflix series, Down to Earth. We watched episode 2, entitled "France." --------------------- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of his science[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Heaven's War, the story of all the movie plots ever conceived being thrown together in a blender and then poured over a bunch of grown men playing swords. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please[...]

This week, our lives peak with our review of Transformed, the story of a kung fu pastor cleaning up the drug problem in her town with the help of Mr. Wrist Control himself, George Dilman. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Geronimo, the story of a depressed teen and all the people with way more problems in their lives that set those aside for a minute to deal with his stuff. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus[...]

This week, Eli returns for an atheist review of "Mr. Krueger's Christmas", the story of Heath in thirty years, except he's Christian in this one. And Jimmy Stewart. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows,[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Cokeville Miracle; a movie that will try to sell the bombing of an elementary school as a miracle, even though the only miraculous thing is that we managed to find jokes to tell about it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode[...]

This week, guest masochist Moishe joins us for an atheist review of Mormon anti-porn propaganda about how looking at naked pictures can steal your soul away and turn you into a criminal. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check[...]

On this week’s episode: We team up with Uncle Mark, Uncle Dan, and Uncle Doug from The How-To Heretic for a review of One Man's Treasure. If you loved National Treasure 2, but you missed the logical deductions of Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day, you will love this movie. --------------------- Check out Uncle Mark, Uncle[...]

On this week's episode, Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to kick off Mormon Movie Month with a film about... a bunch of stuff we had to bring Bryce on to explain to us. --- You can hear more from Bryce here: https://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation[...]

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "Extreme Days", the story of a bunch of montages linked together by smaller montages and, on rare occasions, dialogue. --- Hear more from Thomas Smith on Serious Inquiries Only, Opening Arguments, and Philosophers in Space  --- If you’d like to make a per episode[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down one of the deadliest movies we've ever reviewed, Plandemic. It's the story of how to get kicked off of YouTube for profit, as long as you don't mind amassing a body count along the way. --- Check Marsh out on Skeptics with a K and Be[...]

On this week's episode, we finally get around to one of our most requested films of all time, M. Night Shyamalan's disastrous "Signs", the story of a much more interesting movie happening off camera. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other[...]

On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath combine forces with stand-up comedian Johnny Taylor to review Assassin 33 AD, a movie about Islamic extremists using time travel to kill Jesus Christ and stop Christianity from ever happening. --------------------- You can find Johnny Taylor on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/hipsterocracy --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show[...]

On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath combine forces with veteran guest masochist, science communicator, producer, journalist, podcaster, television host, neuroscientist, and prank war target Cara Santa Maria to review the anti-choice propaganda movie Alison's Choice. --------------------- You can find Cara on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/CaraSantaMaria Check out Cara's podcast here: Talk Nerdy --------------------- Get[...]

On this week’s episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath combine forces in the form of fluoride to review the self-proclaimed documentary The Great Culling: Our Water. --------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh Check out Marsh's other podcasts: Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by[...]

On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath team up with special guest masochist Caitlin Durante for a review of The Adventures of Chris Fable. --------------------- You can find Caitlin Durante on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/caitlindurante Check out Caitlin's podcast The Bechdel Cast here: https://twitter.com/BechdelCast --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our[...]

This week, Dudley Dumpling takes us on an Old West Adventure where we learn the importance of loving Jesus, quick before you get shot and killed while a puppet looks on in horror. It's a weird show. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check[...]

On this week's episode, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Sodom and Gomorrah, the story of whatever the screenwriters decided they wanted to put there, since the biblical account is about nine sentences long and this movie ignores all but two of them. --- Check out Thomas's shows Opening Arguments, Serious Inquiries[...]

On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with Michael Marshall for a review of the post-apocalyptic rollerblading-themed eugenics cult movie Prayer of the Rollerboys. --------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh Check out Marsh's other podcasts: Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by[...]

On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Sons of Thunder", a series from Pureflix that imagines what would happen if them folks on Sons of Anarchy would just talk out their differences now and again. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out[...]

This week we dive back into David AR White's filmography for an atheist review of Jerusalem Countdown. We'll experience yet another cinematic rapture, but not before we wind out way through the most convoluted plot since the Bible. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down Gwenyth Paltrow's new series on Netflix, specifically the episode on psychics and mediums. So listen in as four skeptics (one a professional magician) show you what Gwenny's been keeping up her sleeve. --- Check out Marsh's other podcasts, Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable. ---[...]

This week, the guys take the stage in Hollywood, California for an atheist review of "The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde." It's the story of Mike Norris wanting to do a post-apocalypse movie without actually nailing down what kind of apocalypse he was doing. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check[...]

This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "Belle and the Beast"... or something like that. The movie changes titles more often than most. But it's the story of a petulant two year old being a full grown man and a woman falling in love with him for no reason[...]

On this week's episode, comedian Patrick Davis joins us for an atheist review of "Sing Over Me", a documentary about an evangelical hymn writer and his lifelong struggle with trying to maintain his homophobia and his homosexuality in equal measures.--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our[...]

On this week’s episode, Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Jonathan Jarry for a skeptical review of Gwyneth Paltrow's new Netflix show, The Goop Lab. We watched episode 5, entitled "The Energy Experience." --------------------- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of[...]

On this week’s episode, we team up for a review of The Boondock Saints, a movie which many incorrect people think they like. --- Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors: https://bouqs.com/offers/awful https://www.getquip.com/ https://www.butcherbox.com/ --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 If you’d like to make a[...]

This week, guest masochist Maggie Mae Fish joins us for an atheist review of “Love Waits”, the story of two people not having sex. Or, actually, all the characters don’t have sex. So it’s basically an abstinence orgy. --- Check out Maggie’s videos about Fireproof, I’m In Love With a Church Girl, and Kirk Cameron’s[...]

This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us to discuss the fifth installment in the Star Trek franchise, in which Kirk et al meet god, and therefore get to be on our show. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please[...]

This week, Ian Harris joins us for an atheist review of "Badge of Faith", the inspiring story of a man overcoming paralysis using nothing but science, medicine, and technology... and then thanking god for it. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 --- Check out Ian's stand up here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5GLNlAbEmKiabY_6qHazgw --- If you’d[...]

This week, Heath's ex-girlfriend Rachel joins us to review a rom-com. And it goes about as well as you expect. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan[...]

This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wish for Christmas", the story of a young girl wishing her parents were atheists and Pureflix reveling in the fact that there's no social cost to bigotry against that minority. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on[...]

This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to try to remember a time when these movies were noticeably worse than the British news cycle. --- Check out the Detective Trapp Podcast here: https://wondery.com/shows/detective-trapp/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written[...]

This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of the 1959 Mexican classic, "Santa Claus"; a movie I was only able to discern from an acid trip by the fact that my notes lined up with everybody else's. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Savior"; a movie that asks "What would happen if Jesus was born in modern day England?" and answers "Nothing much, as it turns out."  But with an accent. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon:[...]

On this week's episode, we crank it up to a 3.4 or so. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check[...]

This week, guest masochist Tracie Harris joins us for an atheist review of "The Story of Mankind"; a 1957 film that redefined how bad movies could be in an age where they cost that much to film. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of the debut episode of "Fire by Nite"; a frighteningly long running evangelical rip off of Saturday Night Live that had a less strict policy about offensive accents. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your[...]

This week, Noah and Eli team up for an atheist review of "Gramps Goes to College"; the story of what you fantasize about when you're not allowed to think about sex. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com, along with info[...]

This week, the gang gets together for a one-night only Fathom Event starring Kevin Sorbo*, Eric Roberts*, and the 2nd Amendment. --- *starring as in... in the movie enough for them to put them at the top of the cast list on IMDb --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check[...]

This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the one way portal to hell that is the Ouija board. --- Check out Marsh's show, Be Reasonable. Check out Marsh's other show, Skeptics with a K --- --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us to help give the devil some weight management tips. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more,[...]

This week, we have an atheist review of The Devil Within Her. It's about a demon baby. Nuff said. And somehow we talked repeat guest masochist Anna Bosnick into joining us. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed[...]

On this week's episode, Aaron Rabinowitz joins us to review one continuous setup with no punchline. --- Hear more from Aaron on Embrace the Void and Philosophers in Space! --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan[...]

This week, guest masochist Thomas Smith joins us to take on one of the most beloved works of literature in history. Because it's crap. But not as crap as the movie this community theater troupe put together based on it. --- Check out more of Thomas Smith on Opening Arguments, Serious Inquiries Only, and Philosophers[...]

On this week's episode, Andrew Torrez joins us to discuss the notoriously faith-based film "Rocky V", in which Heath and Eli swear up and down that they're not just going off assignment because Noah was taking the weekend off. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon:[...]

On this week's episode, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of "The Healing"; the story of a successful doctor who becomes an alcoholic after a terrible tragedy. But after losing his job, his money, his home, and his dignity; he finds out that if he becomes Christian, he can be a[...]

This week, guest masochist Pixie Turner joins us for a skeptical review of "That the Health?", the story of a grown man arguing with real doctors based on 'stuff he done found on the googles.' Be sure to check out Pixie's Instagram page here: https://www.instagram.com/pixienutrition/ And get Pixie's book "The No Need to Diet Book" here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1788547152/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Overcomer; the latest Kendrick brothers offering that leaves us longing for the competent acting of Kirk Cameron. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez joins the gang for an atheist review of "Come What May", the story of a fake law school losing a fake competition with fake arguments. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan[...]

This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "7 Reasons"; the story of Ray Comfort getting college students to say "sure whatever" as a condition of him leaving them alone. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music[...]

This week, we team up to review Shark Exorcist, a movie about a shark that isn't an exorcist, and an exorcist that isn't a shark. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes[...]

This week, we take the show on the road to sunny Virginia Beach to watch the things Alex Jones would have nightmares about if the amphetamine-soaked juice box liners let him sleep. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and[...]

On this week's episode, we might just find a new worst movie. --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 Hear more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of[...]

On this week's episode, Mark from the How to Heretic podcast (listen here) joins us to desperately try to convince you this is all what really happened in the movie. --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, Eli and Heath team up with special guest Jonathan Jarry for an atheist review of "Beyond and Back" ... the story of how almost dying proves that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior. Disclaimer: Don't almost die. And don't do anything similar to that. --- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here:[...]

This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Father, Son, and Holy Moses", the story of a Christian improv class with a camera saying "You know what's funny? Jews." --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "How Rare a Possession", the story of the world's third least rare possession, which somehow manages to be its least valuable. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and[...]

This week, Uncle Dan and Uncle Doug from the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of "The Best Two Years", the story of four Mormon missionaries being too naive to realize they're being taken advantage of and having a terrible life. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation,[...]

This week, Mormon Movie Month continues with an early Anne Hathaway role that I bet Anne wishes she could take back. It's the story of a Mormon missionary who doesn't get that colonialism was a bad thing, and a bunch of movie makers who didn't realize that either, even though the movie was made in[...]

This week, guest masochist Bryce Blankenagel from the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to discuss the revisionist history of the Mormon church, as told by Mormons to children who aren't allowed to use Google. --- Hear more from Bryce here: https://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on[...]

On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Abby", the 1974 Blaxploitation remake of the exorcist that, despite having a sex demon in it, was not called the sexorcist. That being said, we'll have very little else to complain about as we review this absolute masterpiece. --- If you’d like to[...]

This week, guest masochists Thomas and Aaron from the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about alien abduction, and whether or not that thing the aliens keep sticking in people's butts might be a demon penis. Check out Philosophers in Space here: https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please[...]

On this week's episode, we respond to the fans that have been asking for another secular review since we dropped our Patron-only review of The Core last December. So this week, we review the arm-wrestling, trucking, father and son reunion classic, "Over the Top." If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez from the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer"; the story of a movie 'based on a true story' that start lying before the title is over. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out[...]

This week, we team up for an atheist review of "The Fool", the story of Ray Comfort desperately trying to revise history in such a way that he's been in on the joke the whole time. It turns out we've been laughing WITH him this whole time. If you’d like to make a per episode[...]

This week, we team up live in Cincinnati, Ohio from the American Atheist Conference for an atheist review of "Breakthrough", the story of god deciding not to kill one of the hundred of thousands of children he drowns every year. It's like watching the Noah story backwards. If you’d like to make a per episode[...]

On this week's episode, we do last week's episode again but dumber. Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ Check out Marsh’s interview with Mark Sargant here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2017/01/be-reasonable-episode-038-mark-sergant/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and[...]

This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the true shape of the earth, and the people that don't want you to know about it. Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ Check out Marsh’s interview with Mark Sargant here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2017/01/be-reasonable-episode-038-mark-sergant/ If you’d like to make a per[...]

On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Unplanned", the story of how Planned Parenthood secretly juggles the aborted fetuses after close, and the brave woman who had the guts to tell the truth* *Truth not included. Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ If[...]

With some help from Andrew Torrez, we team up for a review of "Dead Man Rising", and learn all about how the death penalty is super duper harsh if you're an atheist. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed[...]

Live from Denver, Colorado, the guys team up for a review of "Reefer Madness", the 1938 cult classic about weed causing you to drive really fast and murder people. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick[...]

On this week's episode, Mike from The Projection Booth podcast joins us to break down Dinesh D'Souza's "Death of a Nation"; the story of an appreciative pardon recipient trying desperately to put the "not" in "Nazi". Check out The Projection Booth podcast here: http://www.projectionboothpodcast.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The R.I.O.T."  Also known as "Wrist Control: The Musical." Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Run the Race", the story of two young brothers fighting over who has to be the protagonist. It's a conflict we all lose. Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon:[...]

This week, guest masochist Matt Donnelly joins us for an atheist review of "The Missing Christians", the story of a story of a dream of a story, but with really bad hairdos. If you'd like to hear more from Matt; check out his show here: https://heyscoops.com/ Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like[...]

This week, we find a guest masochist so masochistic she married Eli; and she joins us for a Valentine's double-feature where we break down "The First Valentine", the story of pedophilia not being as uncomfortable to movie goers in the 60s, and "Love is for the Byrds", the tale of misogyny writing a movie. To[...]

This week, guest masochist Aaron Rabi joins us for a discussion of "The Laws of Eternity"; the product of a spectacularly weird Japanese cult that seems to be equal parts Buddhism, fevered mushroom trip, and Ultraman. Hear more from Aaron on Embrace the Void and Philosophers in Space See us live in Denver on March[...]

This week, we're joined by guest masochists Mark and Dan from the How to Heretic for an atheist review of "Silence"; a film that proves that even Martin Scorsese can't make a good movie when it has to be Christian. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon:[...]

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "One More Round", which its makers describe as "Basically, the Christian version of Rocky"; in what be the most unwarranted confidence of all time. Check out Thomas's cornucopia of shows: Opening Arguments Serious Inquiries Only Philosophers in Space Comedy Shoeshine If you’d like to[...]

This week, we offer up an atheist review of "Science, Falsely So Called", the movie where an uneducated, gullible, indoctrinated zealot explains how stupid Stephen Hawking is. Literally. And he does so with the help of a convicted felon and a man banned from at least three countries for inciting violence against minorities. It is,[...]

This week, we team up for an atheist review of My First Miracle, the story of childhood cancer being all the proof you need that god loves us. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our[...]

This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wide Awake", the story of a title desperately trying to get people to remain conscious despite how boring the movie is. (Note: Due to Eli's difficulty with days and stuff, we're not reviewing "My First Miracle" until next week, so if you watched that one[...]

This week, we team up for an atheist review of Christmas Shoes, the story of footwear and Rob Lowe's sad, sad decline. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed[...]

Every month, we record a special bonus episode for our patrons. But since this is a season marked by giving, we thought we'd share last month's bonus episode with everyone. Enjoy! And if you'd like a secular bonus every month (as well as the other 29 we've already recorded) you can get access to all[...]

This week we team up for an atheist review of "Joseph and Mary", the story of a set decorator racking up preferred customer points at a Bed Bath and Beyond and saying "Trust me, this is what ancient Israel looked like" until everyone believed them. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634[...]

On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "A Little Christmas Business"; the story of an acid trip having a nightmare about Daniel Baldwin. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Last Straw", the story of straw. Seriously, there's no other connective tissue in this film. It's just straw. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon:[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Ember Days", the story of a white guy with dreadlocks making a movie so bad that the dreadlocks would become the second worst life decision he made. ---  If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Saved by Grace", the story of a washed up child actor settling for what he can get. For details about Vulgarity for Charity, click here: https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Killing of Satan", the story of... something that doesn't lend itself to summary. For more details about Vulgarity for Charity, click here: https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Trump Prophecy", the story of a mentally ill person being exploited by a college of imaginary education. For more details about Vulgarity for Charity, click here: https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Remaining" a (selectively) found footage film about a love triangle between a man, a woman, and a scorpion-horse locust. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can[...]

This week, the gang teams up live from QED in Manchester, England for a skeptical review of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon", the story of how to get punched by an astronaut if that's what you're into. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes[...]

This week, the gang teams up live from London with special guest masochists Andy Wilson (from the InKredulous podcast) and Michael Marshall from Be Reasonable. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of "The Devil's Advocate"; the story of Al Pacino watching Keanu Reaves try to act. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "God Friended Me" and learn what it's like for cops to watch cop shows. Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook;[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces for an atheist review of "Faith Like Potatoes", the story of the plight of white people in apartheid South Africa. No, seriously. Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Where is Good?", the story of a husband trying to forgive his wife for getting raped and failing. Yes, it's that bad. In fact, if anything, it's worse than I'm making it sound. Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th,[...]

This week, the guys team of for an atheist review of O.B.A.M. Nude, the story of a giant baby. I mean, that's not what the filmmaker would tell you it was about, but trust us, it's about a giant baby. Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get[...]

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "New World Order", the story of a bunch of people waiting around for a plot to break out. Check out more of Thomas Smith on Serious Inquiries Only, The Opening Arguments Podcast, Philosophers in Space, and Comedy Shoeshine. If you’d like to pick up[...]

This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a review of "The Climate Hustle", the story of how the world was duped by "big environment" into believing that math and physics are real. You can hear more from Cara here: https://www.carasantamaria.com/ See us live in London: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Perfect Stranger, the story of a woman who winds up on a blind date with Jesus and can't think of anything interesting to talk about. See us live in London October 6th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Voiceless, a sympathetic look at one of those guys who screams at women on their way into clinics about how they're gonna burn in hell for murdering their babies. Come see us in London! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to make a per episode donation,[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Bibleman, Episode 4... or, at least, what Pureflix had incorrectly labeled as episode 4. It was actually episode 2 of season 2. So don't be surprised if you're a little lost. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes[...]

This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Unmiracle, the story of a few dudes who had enough money for a little Kevin Sorbo, but not a lot. To see us live in London in October, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes[...]

On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Masterless", the story of a bored white guy who's pretty sure his sword moves are too sweet for a movie about any subject less than Jesus himself. See us live in London: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our[...]

This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of Sunday School Musical; the story of a desperately rushed production that just barely made it out in time to catch the "grandma who might think it's High School Musical" wave. See Rebecca's show! She's always that funny. Find out more here: http://www.yourloveourmusical.com/[...]

On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of the pilot episode of Bibleman, which somehow led to additional episodes of Bibleman.  To see us live in London on October 6th, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More[...]

This week, guest masochists Mark and Doug from the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of "God's Army 2: States of Grace"; the story of a Mormon writer/director who really wants us to believe that going on a Mormon mission is an unrelenting series of action sequences. For more info on[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Singles Ward", the story of a bunch of Mormons telling Mormon jokes and us wondering what the hell is going on. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist,[...]

This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Are you the One?", a Mormon short film about a couple that hate each other with every fiber of their being and thus consider not getting married. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays[...]

This week, Frank and Dan from the Thank God I'm Atheist podcast join us to break down three Mormon shorts that all share a dark secret. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If[...]

This week, Bryce Blankenagel joins us to debunk about 4% of the lies in this movie, because to get them all, this episode would have to be several months long. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find[...]

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of My Daddy is in Heaven; a movie that says its about a children's book and makes you spend the rest of the movie wondering just what the hell that book is about.  If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook;[...]

This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Moment After II: The Awakening, the story of a writer being challenged to make even less happen in this one than in the first one and succeeding beyond anyone's expectations. To see Citation Needed live in Chicago on August 11th, click here. If you’d[...]

On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Moment After", the story of David AR White not having enough money to make a big budget flick like Black Rider just yet. To see Citation Needed live in Chicago on August 11th, click here. If you’d like to pick up[...]

This week, Natalie Newell joins us for a skeptical review of The Beautiful Truth, the story of a man losing his mind with a 1990s camcorder running the whole time. To check out Natalie's documentary, click here: http://www.sciencemomsdoc.com/ To check out the Parenthetical Science podcast, click here: https://www.parentheticalscience.com/ If you’d like to pick up a[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Cries of the Unborn", the story of a bunch of people watching the prequel and being really convinced by it. Check out Andrew's podcast here: http://openargs.com/ ---  If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook;[...]

This week Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bible Man episode 2, "Silencing the Gossip Queen", in which they take on a character that is very clearly a jewish stereotype that they never acknowledge. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh 2; the charming, animated story of absolutely nothing. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs", an effort at a kid's video that teaches us that the earth is six thousand years old, dinosaurs and man co-existed, and if you don't believe that, you're going to hell. If you’d like to pick up a[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of God's Not Dead 3; the story of a Christian movie coming disturbingly close to realizing that the religious people are the bad guys. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Paul: Apostle of Christ"; the story of an old woman failing to get into her bag of Twizzlers in the row in front of us, and nothing more interesting than that happening on screen. If you’d like to pick up a copy[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "I Can Only Imagine", the story of a plucky Christian tune that tried to make it all the way to number one on the pop charts, and only fell seventy places short. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our[...]

This week, guest masochist Chelsea Davison joins us for an atheist review of "All the King's Horses", the story of why we need International Women's Day. And none of us will ever be okay again. You should follow Chelsea on Twitter: https://twitter.com/chelsea_davison If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes[...]

This week, the gang collectively lose their minds as they delve into a failed dancer's acid trip called Psalty the Songbook. They will never be okay again. Get more info about Nanocon. Get more info about the American Atheist Convention. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2:[...]

This week, guest masochists Thomas Smith and Aaron Rabi of the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about a movie about magical glasses and pornography; their collective areas of expertise. To learn more about Philosophers in Space, click here. To check out some of Aaron's other work, click here. To check out more[...]

This week, Heath and Eli team up with Mark and Dan from How-To Heretic for a review of Samson. And we're all still covered with oil and honey since we recorded together. If you'd like to hear more from Mark and Dan, click here: https://howtoheretic.com/ Next week's movie is Invisible Enemies: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229783/ If you’d like to pick[...]

If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful To hear more from Keisha, check out her website: http://www.keishazollar.com/ Or,[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Sobbing Stone, the story of four people looking at a rock and yelling at each other. Seriously... that's the whole movie. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a[...]

This week, guest masochist Meg Anderson joins us for an atheist review of "October Baby", the story of a botched abortion trying to put the pieces back together again. To hear/see more of Meg, you should go here: http://www.megandersoncomedy.com/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Moment of Truth; the story of nothing happening for 30 minutes, and us trying to figure out what to talk about. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing[...]

This week, Callie and Ari from the Gaytheist Manifesto podcast join us to tempt fate. This week's episode is brought to you by RXBar. To hear more from Callie and Ari, check out the Gaytheist Manifesto: http://www.thegaytheistmanifesto.com/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays[...]

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Future Tense, the story of a person listening to a mix tape about Jesus; and, as if that's not bad enough, telling us about his dream. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2:[...]

This week Noah, Heath, and Eli team up for an atheist review of Without Reservation, the story of a bunch of white kids with mullets rapping in the first five minutes of the film, and us wishing we were still watching that for the rest of the time. If you’d like to pick up a[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Miracle on 34th Street; a beloved and charming film that is among the most acclaimed holiday movies of all time. But Eli insisted we make fun of it anyway. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas Gone Viral; the story of Ray Comfort completely running out of ideas and just doing the same damn video over and over again. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays[...]

This week, Eli and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Christmas with a Capital C" ... or what we like to call "How the Jew Stole Christmas." If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Star, Sony Animation's effort to make a cutsie version of that infanticide filled story of divine rape known as the nativity story. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from[...]

This week, live from Australia, Ray Comfort offers us up a list of things the bible got right, and he manages it in well under 30 minutes. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R[...]

On this week's episode, special guest masochist Devin Heater joins Eli and Noah to discuss the very latest in celibacy during an atheist review of Brigham Young University's very own "How Do I Love Thee?" Learn more about Devin's show here: https://thepit-nyc.com/teams/gypsydanger If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh, the charming children's cartoon about lopping the heads off of toddlers and making children out of eczema flakes. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50[...]

This week, Eli and Noah welcome guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for a review of "The Monster Project", a found footage debacle of a film that somebody told Eli counted as a Christian movie, even though it doesn't. If you'd like to hear more from Rebecca, check her out on Twitter @Rebecca_Vigil, or find her on[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Let There Be Light; the story of the world's least Christian atheist becoming a Christian because of a drug induced hallucination. Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity bring you exactly what you'd expect Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity to bring you. Come see[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Life Zone; the story of a plucky group of kidnappers that saves unborn fetuses from the clutches of their evil, abortion-bent mothers-to-be. With Robert Loggia in it. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Appointment", an early Christiano brothers snuff film. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R[...]

In this week's episode, Mark and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of Passage to Zarahemla. It's the charming story of a couple of juvenile car thieves who discover a portal into the Mormon dimension. To check out Mark and Dan's new podcast, the[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Grim Reaper", the story of a preacher who refuses to do a funeral service for an unchurched kid unless he gets to point out that kid is burning in hell for eternity. And is the protagonist. If you’d like so see[...]

In this week's episode, Heath unconvincingly insists he has plenty of Jewish friends. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here:[...]

On this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath spend an hour and a half trying to get over the presenter's mullet. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Hangman's Curse, the story of a family of sleuths trying desperately to surf the edge of Scooby-Doo's intellectual property. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up to figure out what the hell the title of this movie is about... If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from[...]

This week, Noah learns to speak Jew. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make[...]

In this week's episode, Ray Comfort does his best to make suicide more appealing. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it[...]

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah break down the basket of animated Hindu insanity that is Dashavatar; the story of... a bunch of weird stuff happening. That's really as best as I can summarize. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to[...]

On this week's show, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Creed of Gold", the story of a plucky group of college freshman who take down the fed with antisemitic conspiracy theories and FOIA requests. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d[...]

On this week's episode, Eli Bosnick and Heath Enwright take full advantage of Noah's absence in an atheist review of The Mark 2: Redemption. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Mark; the story of a reluctant super soldier... no wait, an airplane heist... no wait, the rapture... no wait, an airplane that can't go below 3000 feet... no wait, the antichrist. If you’d like so see us live, check out our[...]

This week, guest masochist Seth Andrews joins us for an atheist review of "Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt"; in which a man in a purple Nerf suit repeatedly hits on a child. Be sure to check out the Thinking Atheist podcast for more of Seth's milk chocolaty voice. http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/ If you’d like so see[...]

This week the God Awful Movies crew takes to the stage in Seattle Washington, where Heath and Noah review Journey to the Sky, and Eli eats brownies a fan gave them without asking what was in them. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Believe", the story of a down on his luck millionaire factory owner with so few problems he can afford to spend days stressing over a Christmas pageant, and the evil unionist blue collar workers that tried to take it all away by[...]

This week, Eli Bosnick and Noah Lugeons team up with Michael Marshall of the Merseyside Skeptics for an atheist review of Six: The Mark Unleashed, the story of two men held prisoner by the antichrist, and another man, also held prisoner, except he’s a fake prisoner that has to kill the leader of the resistance.[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Love Different, an uplifting sign of American racial equality that proves you can make a painfully racist movie regardless of the color of your skin. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d[...]

In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah take the stage live in New York City for an atheist review of The Cross and the Switchblade; the story of a white man and his burden. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah tackle the last of the first three movies in the Prophecy trilogy, the third one. And as near as we can tell, the plot of this one is simply that people and/or angels are movies towards and/or away from one another. If you’d like so see us live, check[...]

This week, we combine direct to video with roman numerals in the title, and get exactly the kind of high quality film one expects in those circumstances. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Prophecy; mostly so that Eli and Heath have an excuse to do their Christopher Walken impressions. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Heaven Bound, a lighthearted comedy about a couple of bumbling burglars and the senile Jesus freak that kidnaps and tortures them because invisible people want him to. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of End of Days, the story of a nuclear security guard fighting Satan with a grenade launcher. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Don't Touch If You Ain't Prayed; the story of a 40 year old virgin that meets a terrible, terrible human and settles for him even though he's an abusive, married, cocaine dealer and sexually assaults her. To get tickets to our live[...]

This week, Thomas Smith joins us on stage at ReasonCon 3 in Hickory, North Carolina for an atheist review of The Burning Hell. It's the story of a Nashville barbecue deciding to play biblical dress up while somebody secretly filmed it. If you'd like to help us produce Citation Needed; our new podcast with Tom[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of the fifth film in the Nigerian "Vultures of Horror" series, known in house as "the gift that keeps on giving." If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist,[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Case for Christ; the story of a man researching a book, when all of a sudden, he writes a book eventually. And that's literally all the movie has to offer in terms of stakes. But it does offer up a cavalcade[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for the greatest achievement in the history of visual medium; Divination. It's the story of internal demonic office politics, as well as one man's obsession with another man's procreation. Plus there's a knife grenade. Yes... a knife grenade. Our June show has changed dates! If you'd like[...]

This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of Old Fashioned; the story of a man who promised god he'd never be alone in a room with a woman if god forgave him for all the consensual boob-filming he did in college. It's a romantic comedy in the sense that they had[...]

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Becoming", which we're pretty sure was meant as a movie. With candle-based lighting, wet microphones, sarcastic scoring, and 'free with the unlimited plan' cameras, this series of scarcely coherent scenes competes for the worst film we've ever reviewed. If[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Shack; the story of why you don't see Sam Worthington in more challenging roles. If you'd like to take our survey, go to podcast.study and select all of our shows listed that you listen to. Thanks! http://www.surveygizmo.com/s3/3379308/24005 If you’d like to[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Reggie's Prayer; the story of a millionaire football star who tried to portray a millionaire football star in a movie and failed miserably. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music[...]

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Held for Ransom, the real life story of the kidnapping of Eunice Kronholm. Listen as we desperately try to find something to say about this boring, uneventful drudgery for 90 minutes. If you’d like to make a per episode donation,[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Me Again, the story of a pastor spending time in the bodies of a teenage boy, an elderly African American, a gangster, a model, and a fish. But not in a fun way. If you’d like to make a per episode donation,[...]

This week, guest masochist Devin Heater teams up with Eli and Noah for an atheist review of The Fight Within, the story of a patricidal Christian wrestler who punches people for money. And Jesus. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Resurrection of Gavin Stone; the story of a washed up, burned out child star turning his life over to Jesus and settling for a four. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful[...]

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Wicked Vultures 2; the 4th film in the Vultures of Horror series. Listen as Heath begs us in vain to edit out large portions of the episode. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Encounter 2: Paradise Lost", the story of a bunch of people sitting in a room with Jesus not doing anything. And it's just as action packed as that sounds. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us[...]

This week, Tom and Cecil of the Cognitive Dissonance podcast join us live for an atheist review of "The Right to Believe", an exploration of the age old question of whether gay people should be allowed to walk in groups. To hear more from Tom and Cecil, check out the Cognitive Dissonance podcast here: http://dissonancepod.com/[...]

This week, guest masochist Marissa McCool joins Eli and Noah to discuss the story of Jesus's under-performing dinner theater magic show in an atheist review of The Encounter. To check out Marissa's podcast, The Inciting Incident Podcast, click here: http://incitingincident.libsyn.com/ To get a copy of Marissa's book, click here: https://www.amazon.com/PC-Lie-American-Voters-Decided/dp/1540416003

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas on Salvation Street; the heartwarming story of nothing happening for an hour and forty-five minutes. But it's a Christmas movie, otherwise why would there be all this tinsel? To get tickets to our live show in Chicago on January[...]

This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments Podcast joins us to break down the court room drama that caps off our four movie-trilogy. Listen as we desperately try to decipher the post-rapture legal system, as well as the English translation of whatever the hell Mr. T is saying. To get tickets to our live[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalypse 3: Tribulation; the story of Gary Busey not being in the shape required to jog on camera anymore, but doing it anyway. To get tickets to our live show in Chicago on January 13th (guest starring Tom and Cecil from Cognitive[...]

On this week's show, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalyse 2: Revelation; a heart-warming buddy cop movie where a hardened detective looking for clues that can lead him to his family, and his wacky, wheelchair-bound sidekick team up to take on the antichrist. If you’d like to make a[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm"; a story of the biblical apocalypse as told through whatever spare CNN stock the producers could get their hands on. Join us as we marvel at the insensitive appropriation of real people's suffering for[...]

In this week's show, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Blood Freak, the single greatest use of the cinematic medium in both history and future. It's the classic story of boy meets girl, eats poisonous science-turkey, gets turned into a blood drinking mutant, and then turns to Jesus. If you'd[...]

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of King's Faith; the story of a human who does things, many of which are unrelated to one another. That's the closest we could collectively come to a plot synopsis. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check[...]

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Holyman Undercover, the story of a bunch of Christian extremists trying to write about other Christian extremists so as to make them seem wacky. Watch as Baptist evolution deniers throw down against Anabaptist zipper deniers in a film that features David AR[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Atheist Delusion, a hybrid of man on the street interviews with high teenagers who can't explain cosmology to Ray Comfort, and left over stock footage of animals. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on[...]

This week, Eli and Noah team up with writer, comedian, improv artist, and guest masochist Keisha Zollar for an atheist review of "I'm Not Ashamed"; a film about how it's okay to exploit the deaths of thirteen people in a tragic school shooting, as long as you're doing it for Jesus. If you'd like to[...]

In this week's episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli join you live from QED in Manchester, England for an atheist review of "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed." In this obituary to Ben Stein's career, the monotone gopher of humanity posits a direct link between Darwinian evolution and Nazi death camps, and doesn't even have the decency to[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Wicked Vultures", the third film in the "Vultures of Horror" series. Listen along as Kwame continues not to be the chief, his wife continues to use magical laser-vultures to nominally increase her bodega sales, and the producers fail once more to buy[...]

In this week's episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli team up once more for an atheist review of Confessions of a Prodigal Son; the heart bypassing story of some middle-class white kid that mistook being hungover for having real problems. Also, three minutes and nine seconds of Kevin Sorbo. If you’d like to make a per[...]

On this week's episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli team up with the Scibabe, Yvette D'Entremont, for a skeptical review of Vaxxed: Cover Up to Catastrophe. In this baby-manslaughtering propaganda piece, we learn that some people shouldn't be trusted with medical licenses, others shouldn't be trusted with children, and still others with video cameras and editing[...]

On this week's episode, Noah, Heath and Eli team up for an atheist review of Time Changers; a cinematic exploration of the dumbest possible use of a time machine.

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join up with a mysterious friend for an atheist review of The Unexpected Bar Mitzvah, a movie about a young Christian boy in South Dakota and his relentless efforts to cure his Jewish neighbors of their Judaism. Seriously. That's what it's about. If you’d like to make a per episode[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of God's Club, the story of Stephen Baldwin trying desperately to open his eyes up all the way. Set amid the backdrop of a churchless town in Vermont, a faithful science teacher tries to overcome the death of his wife, his lack of acting[...]

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Masked Saint, the story of Nacho Libre, except for realsies. This convoluted and uncomfortable hybrid combines elements of wrestling movies, superhero flicks, and Christian cinema to form a confused mess of stupidity. That we watched. On purpose. If you’d like[...]

It's been a year, so we figured Eli had finally earned an episode off.  So we invited Tom and Cecil to join us for an atheist review of God Not Dead; the review that, in a round about way, got this show started. Incidentally, if you'd like to hear Eli's thoughts on God's Not Dead, check[...]

This week Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Passion of the Christ, also known as the first inhalation after Mel Gibson's last gasp of sanity. In the first ever live record of God Awful Movies, a sold out crowd at the People's Improv Theater in Midtown Manhattan join us in a[...]

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for a skeptical review of What the Bleep do we Know?, the 2004 classic of quantum woo. From "scientific" studies that show you can meditate away high murder rates to "scientific" "proof" that water gets sad when you say mean things to it, this film crams[...]

On this week's episode, we pull a late audible and Heath, Noah, and Eli join forces for an atheist review of Vultures of Horror 2. In the second edition of everyone's favorite supernatural Nigerian Christian soap opera, nothing happens. But he still talk about it for an hour. If you’d like to make a per episode donation,[...]

In this week's episode, Heath, Noah, and Eli team up for an atheist review of Day When Sun Rises in West: Film that Shock the World. In this tale of inevitable destruction, four Muslim friends wonder if the end times will disturb their exciting life of chicken eating, rubble visiting, and cartoon sound effects. Combining poorly[...]

This week, Ishmael Brown joins us to talk about Would A Man Rob God? ... It's a slightly musical stage play about prosperity churches, performed for a very unimpressed live studio audience, and made into a movie that all takes place in the same room.  And no Brie Larson. --- If you'd like to hear more from[...]

This week, Callie Wright and Ari Stillman of the Gaytheist Manifesto Podcast join Eli, Noah, and Heath for an atheist review of Accidental Activist, a film about a bigot who struggles with the harsh consequences of his bigotry while trying his best to maintain in despite society moving forward without him. It's a movie where we're[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap 2: Rise of the Beast, a low-budget (no... lower than that) action packed drama about a group of sassy teens that stand up to the Catholic antichrist with a combination of parkour skills, kung fu, and old fashioned pluck. Somehow managing to[...]

This week Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap, a no-budget film about four friends who decide to use their remedial gymnastic skills to save souls for Jesus, despite ominous warnings from one of those teams of atheists that kill Christian parkour ministers. With substantially substandard cinematography, acting, music, editing, ADR, stunts,[...]

This week, Heath has the sense not to join Eli and Noah as they embark on an atheist review of God's Army, the story of an alien lifeform that's disguised itself as a mole and hitched a ride on the face of a Mormon missionary. Or at least that was the story I was telling myself[...]

On this week's episode, Dan and Mark from Thank God I'm Atheist join us for an atheist review of The Book of Mormon Volume One: The Journey; the story of a crazy guy following the voices in his head across a desert while his children repeatedly try to kill each other. It's a journey of wonder,[...]

This week, Eli and Noah are joined by Bryce Blankenagel for an atheist review of Cipher in the Show and Johnny Lingo, two "educational" shorts produced by BYU in a desperate (and misguided) effort to make Mormonism seem normal. --- If you'd like to hear more from Bryce, you can check him out on The Naked Mormonism[...]

This week, David Michael of the My Book of Mormon podcast joins us to kick off Mormon Movie Month with an atheist review of Saturday's Warrior, which is essentially the musical version of the Mormon Duggars. If you'd like to hear more of David's milk-chocolatey voice, you can find his podcast here. If you want to see[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces once more; this time for an atheist review of Rock: It's Your Decision; a Bizarro-world version of Footloose where our hero uses his ability to not dance to inspire an entire town of youngsters to also not enjoy themselves. If you want to see our live show in NYC[...]

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up once more for an atheist review of More Than Chance; the story of a young girl crippled by child abuse and really bad screenwriting, who eventually learns to overcome her disabilities and follow her dreams through a combination of Jesus and not dreaming very big.[...]

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Second Glance, a bizarre hybridization of an after school special, a re-imagining of It's a Wonderful Life, and unabashed anti-atheist bigotry. Plus we get to see little David AR White before his balls dropped and learn that apparently he never stood a chance.[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of The Freedom of Silence; a film that asks what happens when a computer expert and a Christianity expert team up to take down the evil, secular government through an act of terrorism. And they're the good guys. --- Our theme music is written[...]

This week, we watched a Nigerian Christian demon bird cult classic.  Yup.   Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars.  If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

This week, Thomas Smith joins Eli, Noah, and Heath for an atheist review of The Black Rider: Revelation Road, the third film in a trilogy that has, until this point, known which side of the colon the subtitle goes on.  Join us as we desperately try to figure out what accent Kevin Sorbo is shooting for,[...]

This week, we're joined once again by special guest masochist Thomas Smith of Atheistically Speaking and Thomas and the Bible for an atheist review of Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire.  Part 1 went something like this: "In a pre-post-apocalyptic world, one humble karate ninja sets out to sell bulletproof vests door[...]

This week, we're joined by special guest masochist Thomas Smith of Atheistically Speaking and Thomas and the Bible for an atheist review of Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End.  In a pre-post-apocalyptic world, one humble karate ninja sets out to sell bulletproof vests door to door because he's an idiot.  But when he accidentally[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of God's Not Dead 2, a story in which god continues to not be dead, apparently.  This film continues the Pure Flix tradition of cramming way too many characters into a story with way too little plot, all to a soundtrack that can[...]

On this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Kirk Cameron's Mercy Rule; the tale of a scrappy, old-fashioned junkyard owner fighting back against socialized waste removal.  And while it's certainly the least "god" of any movie we've reviewed so far, it's far from the least "awful." Our theme[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath take a field trip to see Miracles From Heaven in the theater on opening weekend.  Red carpet!!!  Eli wore Versace, Noah wore Nike, and Heath wore a smile.  Nobody else was happy.  Join them in this fair and balanced review of a story about how Jesus gives deadly diseases to[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces once again to take on the most blissfully ignorant film they've encountered so far.  Join them for an atheist review of A Matter of Faith; a film about a father whose daughter's ignorance is challenged by a college education.  After her biology professor has the audacity to teach[...]

On this week's episode, Eli unearths the single craziest piece of batshittery in the history of film.  If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? is a gratutiously titled red-scare propaganda piece that mixes Christian persecution fetish, cold war paranoia, and baffling inconsistent accents to create the most bizarre cinematic experience we've yet endured.--- Our theme[...]

This week we meet a movie that's out of our league, but only by a little.  Join Eli, Noah, and Heath as they head out for a field trip and learn how the Jesus story would have played out had it been a buddy cop flick in our atheist review of Risen.---You should really check out[...]

This week, former senior writer for the Onion and current writer for Comedy Central's @Midnight Jocelyn Richard joins us to break down a story about a man and a woman, and that's pretty much it.  This conflictless love story pits master thesbian Ja Rule across from the girl from Cuttin' Da Mustard and generates precisely the[...]

In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces once more to take on a film that snuck just enough god stuff in to make the "faith" category on Netflix.  It's the story of a woman on the hunt for the man who killed her husband, even though the only description she has to[...]

This week, Eli, Heah, and Noah are joined by the hilarious Chelsea Davison to break down a heartwarming story of petty problems, woeful lack of chemistry, and filling out webforms.  Christian Mingle tells the story of shallow, paternalistic views on imagined white people problems amidst the backdrop of a storm-ravaged town in Mexico that just[...]

In this week's episode, we polish off the grand finale of the WWJD trilogy with an installment that maintains the series' continuity by having nothing to do with the other ones, just like the sequel.  Dr. T joins us to recount a story of tragedy, heartache, and not hurting anyone.If you'd like to follow Dr.[...]

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down the sequel to last week's homage to things happening randomly and in questionable focus; What Would Jesus Do 2: The Woodcarver.  This nearly impossible to properly punctuate sequel adds an Oscar eligible performance from Christian movie powerhouse John Ratzenberger, to answer the age old question of[...]

This week we meet a drifter with a heart of gold and no idea how humanity works. In a small California town with a bafflingly robust homeless population, a Jesus analog enters the lives of six community theater rejects; leaving both the characters and the viewers pondering one simple question... WTF?  Or, as they titled[...]

This week Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Little Boy, the true story of Jesus giving nuclear bomb powers to an 8 year old so that he could massacre Japanese civilians by the thousands during World War II.  Terrible apologetics, an awful portrayal of stage magicians, and a plot that forces him to repeatedly pronounce the world "nuclear"[...]

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath tackle a movie about little girl who has the ability to cure cancer, AIDS, heart disease, and kidney failure, but instead uses it to cure hamsters with indigestion.  But when her atheist mother finds out, she puts a stop to all this magical altruism in a hurry[...]

This week, Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance join us to break down a tale of a live triangle between a woman, her rapist, and her stalker.  Join us as we see exactly how many offended emails a podcast can fit into a single inbox, as we tackle the most disturbing film we've encountered so[...]

This week comedian Rebecca Vigil joins Heath, Noah, and Eli to break down Christmas Angel, a movie that was just dissimilar enough from Touched by an Angel not to violate any copyrights.  Listen in as we move one depressing step closer to having seen Kevin Sorbo's entire filmography.If you had as much fun with musical comedian Rebecca Vigil as[...]

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Silver Bells, the story of a man whose competitive ways lead to criminal trouble when he accidentally hits somebody with a basketball just as all American jurisprudence disappears from the earth.  He's sentenced to Christianity, where he learns that winning isn't everything, and homeless people eat flour.---Our theme[...]

This week, Heath makes a triumphant return to welcome guest masochist Michael Marshall; Project Director of the Good Thinking Society, co-host of Skeptics with a K, and host of Be Reasonable.  Together, we take on What If…; the story of It’s a Wonderful Life, but in reverse.  We watch Kevin Sorbo turn from a successful,[...]

In this week's episode, Eli and Noah reach the belated end of the Thief in the Night quadrilogy with a story of fiction's tidiest nuclear disaster.  Join the petulant Christian, the sheep-haired 80s chick, the nuclear biologist, Jimmy the Mutant, and a sentient stocking full of mashed potatoes as they navigate the post-apocalyptic hellscape of radiation and[...]

This week Eli and Noah tackle the third film in the Thief in the Night series, Image of the Beast.  And as we descend further into hellscape of Russell S. Doughten's untreated mental illness, we find that computers are evil, Satan has a pretty good lawyer on retainer, and there will be locusts.  Glorious, glorious locusts.---Our theme music[...]

In this week's episode, Eli and Noah tackle the second movie in the infamous A Thief in the Night series; A Distant Thunder.  This is the story of the all the stuff the girl dreamed about in the first movie happening in real life; which basically means it's the story of the first movie, but all the actors are[...]

This week, Eli and Noah break down our most oft-requested film; A Thief in the Night.  This launches a three part (or possibly four part if we can take it) series on one of the a movie that's horrible production quality pales in comparison to it's psychological abuse of a moral.--- Our theme was written[...]

In this week's episode, Eli and Noah tackle Redeemed, a movie about how thinking about having a platonic, purely conversational relationship with a person you aren't married to will destroy your marriage.   Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars.

This week, Eli and Noah break down The Lock In, a movie that carves out its own genre somewhere between "found footage horror", and "My bad, I thought I'd turned the camera off."  When three friends find a nudie magazine in a dumpster, it never occurs to them that it might be possessed by demons, because[...]

In this week's episode, comedian Micah Sherman joins us to break down a movie so jingoistic the American flags are made up of smaller American flags.  Last Ounce of Courage is a retelling of The Grinch That Stole Christmas from the point of view of the mayor of Whoville, a Vietnam veteran whose obsession with[...]

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Catching Faith; a movie based on a Christian coloring book for grown-ups that revolves around a mother's tireless effort to snitch on her teenage son for drinking and destroy his football dreams in the process.  And it's as bad as that sounds.And if you'd like to[...]

In this week’s episode, special guest masochist Nick Morgan-Moore joins us to break down Brother White, a movie that falls somewhere in the racism spectrum between War Room and Mein Kampf.   If you can’t get enough of Nick’s sexy Australian accent, you can also hear him on The Imaginary Friends Show and The Atheist[...]

In this week's episode, we tackle the exciting conclusion to the exciting conclusion to the Left Behind trilogy, and rejoice in not having to watch another Kirk Cameron movie next week.By the way, if anybody's up for Eli's Brother White preview challenge, you can find the preview here. If you'd like to hear more from Ryan Slotnick, you[...]

This week we tackle Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force, described by critics as the Attack of the Clones of Kirk Cameron's filmography.  In this film, a team of post-apocalyptic Christians team up to worship the guy whose plan the apocalypse was; while impotently trying to stop the thing they all agree is both necessary and[...]

In this episode, we embark upon an entire trilogy of increasingly crazy Kirk Cameron apocalypse movies.  We break down part one of the Left Behind triology with the help of special guest masochist Devin Heater.If you'd like to follow Devin on Twitter, you can do so here. If you'd like to learn more about Devin's show,[...]

War Room, the story of a magical black woman teaching someone how to overcome emotional abuse by talking to an invisible wizard in a closet.  Not only is it the least interesting to ever contain the word “war” in the title; it’s also probably the least interesting movie about closets.   If you'd like to[...]

No Greater Love, a story of forbidden love, scenery chewing, and musical montages that starts boring and ends crazy.  Join Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, Noah Lugeons, and special guest Meg Griffiths for our review. Meg’s website: http://www.meggriffiths.com/ Meg’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MegGriffiths Evil Giraffes on Mars: http://evilgiraffesonmars.com/

If you'd like to watch Miracle Man for free (not recommended), you can find it here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfQDU3Lphrs If you'd like to hear more of Ryan Slotnick (recommended), you can find him here.Evil Giraffes on Mars